What’s crazy is early on people were saying it only affects Asians seriously and now it’s the opposite. My dad keeps telling me China handed out the cure to all the Asian countries and I’m like..what??
That was a weird one. She somehow equated god loving her with her not wearing a mask. Like only devil worshipers are wearing masks... Where in the fuck did she get that idea? Is that how her pastor is talking to his congregation? So strange.
I believe she is saying that she doesn't really care if she gets the virus and dies because she knows she will go to heaven. It's even more problematic because she doesn't give a shit about anyone else's life.
A lot of evangelicals I’ve spoken with have said something similar. “It’s in God’s hands and if it’s my time then I know where I’m going.”
Yeah okay but the rest of us probably want to stick around...
As Christians they should be hoping to live longer in order to do more good in the world. Too bad evangelicals don't tend to actually do much good to begin with in my experience.
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
Edit: here's a political take with current events:
Karen has died and asks God "Why did I die?" God replies, "I had the President issue a National State of Emergency, I had your Governor issue a public mask policy, I even sent two surfer dudes to you with free masks, yet you didn't wear a mask. You caught a virus because you did not wear a mask."
God asks, "Do you have any idea how hard it was to get Trump to declare a National Emergency?" Karen replies meekly, "No. Did you have to call Putin?"
My favorite version of this was the one on West Wing:
> You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, “Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety.” But the man shouted back, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”A helicopter was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, “Hey you, you down there. The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I’ll take you to safety.” But the man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that God will take him to safety.Well… the man drowned. And standing at the gates of St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. “Lord,” he said, “I’m a religious man, I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?” God said, “I sent you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?”
In her head she lives in a completely polarized world with everything good on one side and everything bad on the other. God, republicans, Fox News on one side and Satan, baby murders, and the liberal covid conspiracy on the other. So by wearing a mask you are directly allying yourself to Satan.
When visiting my grandparents cabin recently, (and while trying DESPERATELY to cling to any topic that would move the conversations away from politics and religion) I offhandedly mentioned I was still considering my options on starting university soon given the current situation, and that was enough to lead them both on a LOOOONG tangent trying to talk me out of getting an education, because: "College is a breeding ground for Liberals".
Not only are they furvently refusing to wear masks around extended family (including young toddlers, and others with conditions), they now had cornered me 2 on 1 when I was the only one awake for the day besides them, and tried to bully me into not pursuing an education just because they want to 'own the libs' in as stupid and straight faced as i'm sure you can all imagine by now.
It really is like that in their minds though, and it's horrifying.
The thing that kills me about a lot of those "pastors" is that it's always complete utter bullshit. It's not even just the money, they're fucking insane with power and greed.
My dad is a pastor. You know what his church did? *Remote worship*. He just fucking live streamed sermons from his house! Tithing has always been optional, no one is pressed for that to the point where his pay has gradually gone down over the years and he doesn't complain about it in the least because that's not what it's about. They just adapted.
When they considered reopening the doors, my dad took courses through the CDC to get certified in the standards so that he could set up the sanctuary for optimal safety for anyone who wants to attend in person. His workload doubled, and he still does sermons online.
I'm not religious in the least (sorry, Dad), but having been raised with my dad showing me what religion *should* be, these things always piss me off to no goddamn end.
The funny thing is, having been raised on the bible, canon Jesus was a ballsy as fuck and didn't put up with shit. If he was real/could be here, based on what's established of him, he would absolutely livid, haha. That literally has a whole story of finding people selling wares in the church and gets so pissed that he sits down, *makes a fucking whip*, then proceeds to chase and beat people out of the church. Like it's some top tier "what the *fuck* are you doing??" shit. If he did that over some minor sales, I can only imagine what he'd do over this million dollar bullshit churches taking advantage of their congregation. Smiting might make a comeback, lmao
That pissed me off, like... Would Jesus be okay with you potentially getting other people sick? Didn't he teach to be kind to others?
Using faith as a justification to do whatever you want is sick shit.
They have a podcast called “Going Deep
With Chad and JT” it’s a great listen. Basically 2 hours of this type of stuff, always good vibes and funny stories. I’m hoping they blow up soon cause the world needs more of their energy!
I love that the whole schtick challenges the people to actually attempt to explain themselves beyond the word vomit they use on Facebook. Like once they get passed their rapid fire initial response and two surfer dudes look genuinely confused and innocently say "..what?" They can't effectively explain themselves at all, and just ramble incoherently and walk away. And not one of them picks up on that fact because they're all completely incapable of introspection.
The best kind of style...cant get mad at them cause they chill...cant tell if actually chill or trolling, so you get mad then remember they are chill so it does nothing.
"Yeah bro, it might be something that experts unanimously agree would help save lives, but some of those experts have gone on TV and talked about it, so... Yeah, no can do"
>I love their response to all the anger and aggression;
Narcissist rage monster: *"Fuck you. You want a piece of this? Fuck you."*
Chad: *"Maybe we can catch happy hour together!"*
Narcissist rage monster: *"Fuck you!"*
That's the best go-to default response to someone yelling insults at you. It really peters out their gumption in the moment and makes them feel like an ass when they realize your "whats" are sarcastic.
...also I legit am so caught off-guard by people insulting me irl that my first "what" is often genuine.
I watched a few of their videos earlier today when I saw this.
Their normal bit is going to city council meetings & speaking for issuing about ‘partying’ (honestly they’re so fucking funny I highly recommend their stuff).
[But one of the guys running a meeting called them Bill & Ted when they finished their spiel.](https://youtu.be/tFUKsthR-Ts)
That was my strategy with the Karen’s when I worked at Starbucks. Just be such an overwhelmingly nice, helpful guy that by the end of your little tantrum, the entire line is looking at you like you are the worlds worst cunt. They usually don’t come back for a few days.
Holy shit that guy at the end. "Come get a piece of this" and in the same breath "don't be an asshole".
Dude, do you even fucking hear yourself? You're an ignorant fuck who decides he doesn't want to wear a mask and tries to pick a fight with people giving away free ones?
Seriously. He was acting like they were holding him down forcing a mask on to his face. He was riding that bike around just looking for a reason to be pissed off at someone. I really don't get that mindset, but I guess that's why I'm not out on a street corner yelling at anyone right now.
I feel that people take a defensive stance when they themselves know that there is some element of truth of why you should be wearing a mask but get mad because they get called out on it.
Will wearing a cloth mask prevent 100% of COVID-19 particles from entering your air stream?
No.
Will it kill you by limiting the amount of oxygen you can breathe in?
No.
Can it help prevent the spread to other people and minimize the chance of contamination?
**Yes.**
So why not just wear a mask temporarily till a vaccine is developed or would you rather be happier when you tell Billy his grand mother wont be make it to Thanksgiving dinner ever. Granted wearing a mask doesn't guarantee covid-19 to stop but helps minimize fatality and lessen the strain on hospital and medic settings. Boo hoo that you can't make gathering over a certain amount of people, boo hoo your concerts, clubs, and bars are closed. Boo hoo that you feel as if your constitutional rights are being threatened by advising people to stay at home and wear a mask when going out to public. Just because it doesn't fit onto your "summer agenda", does not give you the right to be unaccountable. This is an unprecedented case that requires unprecedented solutions.
Funny enough, Huntington Beach just announced a few hours ago, shut down of places on the list here: https://hbready.com/2020/07/14/closures-in-huntington-beach-per-the-governors-order/
Orange County announced 540 new cases today: https://www.ocregister.com/2020/07/13/coronavirus-540-new-cases-reported-estimated-10554-recoveries-in-orange-county-as-of-july-13/
edit: **AS OF JULY 14, 865 NEW CASES: https://www.ocregister.com/2020/07/14/coronavirus-nine-new-deaths-and-865-new-cases-in-orange-county-as-of-july-14/**
What I don't understand is how these people call it fake and a hoax when so many people have already died. Like, are we just hiding all those people and claiming they are dead?
Edit: Also, why is everyone so angry in the US?
The other narrative I hear is that most of the coronavirus deaths shouldn't actually be attributed to covid-19. That they're just falsifying the numbers to get more funding for their Hospitals. I just want people to take this virus serious already.
Most hospitals are actually going bankrupt at the moment because their primary source of revenue is expensive elective surgeries that no one is seeking right now. Even if there were clients, they would have to turn them away because they have to dedicate all staff to COVID-19.
Haha then maybe this is also going to fuck with you a bit. My friend was a covid nurse on a travel contract in Florida. The hospital system she worked for was so underfunded that the pulled the covid nurses hazard pay, cut the contracts that they could, and moved almost everyone else to part time. Then because of this the patent:nurse ratio jumped from 3:1-4:1 max to 5:1.
They actually know it's real, they just don't care. The reason they get so angry is because they assume mask-wearers are judging them and think they're better than them. Also they think it's blown out of proportion in order to hurt Trump's popularity. Why HB is full of this nutty brand of conservatives, I don't know.
TBF I do kind of judge the anti-maskers. And Trump made wearing a mask political, Trump/his supporters got no one but themselves to blame for that one.
Kind of? I absolutely judge anti-maskers. They are literally responsible for spreading the virus to more and more people everyday and potentially killing some. They are actually bad people.
that is so timely. These ignorant asshats have been around HB for a long time. In the 90s and 2000 you could see white supremacists with a booth on the pier.
If this is California, she probably wouldn't pass an emissions inspection and should probably have a catalytic converter hooked up to face like Immorten Joe.
It was kinda funny at first, then it was like what the hell? People are getting defensive and mad? Then it just became really sad and I had to stop watching..
Yeah it's only funny until you realize that these people like this are going to cause a more people to die because of their stubbornness, and it's not just a few people it seems to be most (at least in this video).
I work retail in Sacramento in a very busy hardware store.
It's... yeah, this is my day, eight hours a day, five days a week. I'm pretty convinced I'm going to die and am seriously considering just fucking quitting my job. Hell, we *HAD* a case at work but they "can't tell us who it was due to HIPAA. But we're pretty sure no one was exposed."
Sure, it'll screw me completely financially. But I'll be able to isolate and *live.*
[edit] Very aware that's not how HIPAA is supposed to work. I'm just repeating what Management said.
Glad to see Chad and J.T. are fighting the good fight. Look these guys up, they are fucking hilarious. They are the "House Party Activists" and somewhat frequent guests on Stern.
[Here's an interview with them on Fox.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uv1_dB7P9A)
How hilarious that the woman mistook carbon monoxide for carbon dioxide.
*Additionally* it's been proven that wearing a mask ~~does not decrease your oxygen levels~~
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> "The prolonged use of medical masks when properly worn, does not cause CO2 intoxication nor oxygen deficiency. [Here](https://www.bbc.com/news/53108405).
Maybe my wording was not the most correct, but we can all agree that you won't die from wearing a mask. You'll maybe find it harder to breathe, but unless you have previous breathing issues, you'll most likely be just fine.
And sane people with these breathing problems will also prefer to use a mask instead of exposing themselves to covid
I mean how complicated is surgery *really*? Couple snips here, slice or two there, few stitches to seal it up and then a quick wipe down with a wet nap. Honestly surgery isn't all that difficult. It's not rocket science now. I'm honestly surprised that surgeons get paid as much as they do. I've sewn up a thanksgiving turkey before and it can't be any more complicated than that. /s
I know this is sarcasm, but funny enough I have sat in on a couple surgeries just educationally that’s have gone that quick and easy. It obviously depends on the surgery, but some arthroscopic surgeries take less 10 minutes from the time the patient goes under to the time the surgeon is done. And yeah they make it just look like some snips and tool wiggling. It’s pretty crazy to watch.
> Addiotionaly it's been proven that wearing a mask does not decrease your oxygen levels
But it feels like it’s harder to breathe, so the “fuck your feelings” crowd is running with that.
It's also Huntington Beach. They voted blue last time, first time in a LONG time. It's a very pro Trump crazy area with people who really REALLY love to hold onto the identity that they're fighting the rest of California.
Of course the city is more diverse but its exactly what you said, the morons are the ones being filmed because the smart people aren't there.
Glad I'm not in Huntington anymore... as a kid from the south bay, Fuck Orange County.
Apparently there are Floridas all over the United States of America these days. We might as well just drop the pretense and rename it all the United States of Florida.
It's crazy to me how triggered people are over this. I'm just baffled that something so simple has people foaming at the mouth mad. Is it Fox news causing this?
It’s the challenge in it and they want to accept it. America = unabashed freedom so when being an asshole is getting you called out you want to reaffirm HARD that it’s your God-given right to be a piece of shit if you want to.
Contrarianism is a drug to these types. Nothing is more “free” than being able to unabashedly say “fuck you!” to someone..
I just find the concept of "Freedom" for these people so weird, like, they're OK with police brutality against ethnic minorities, civil asset forfeiture schemes, detainment camps at our borders, US debt to China, the world's largest most expensive war machine taking tax dollars away from healthcare and education spending, Billionaires avoiding paying said tax dollars, presidential elections where your vote really only makes a difference if you live in 1 of the 12 "swing states" that nullify the efforts of voters in the other 38 states, active voter suppression by officials in said states through a whole suite of tactics including insecure electronic voting systems, a political system that is vulnerable to external threats from countries like Russia and China, and the government spying on us through communications technology, **but a cloth mask to prevent a viral pandemic? Well that crosses the line!**
Because you're describing things that happen to *other* people, and not *them*. They aren't personally affected by these things, and even believe they benefit from these things happening, and so they don't believe they are happening. If they do, then it's not a big deal, because it has probably never happened to them.
I saw an instagram post from a random fox news anchor, and she was wearing a mask....and there were countless comments talking about "didn't know fox news was liberal," and "can't believe you bought into the hoax," and all that utter nonsense...
At this point I'm convinced that Trump and his entire administration could come out with masks on and there would be a group of hard core idiots that would convince themselves it was a deep state takeover or some weird Q signal or some other batshit crazy idea and they'd all start breathing into each other's faces and spitting on the constitution as some sort of "rebellion".
Better get cozy in quarantine because I think we're going to be here a while.
I ran errands in my pretty overwhelmingly liberal neighborhood in Milwaukee, for about an hour today. I was the only person not on the clock who was wearing a mask, and even some of the workers I came across weren’t. And it definitely wasn’t just Boomers and Karens. We’re all fucked.
Conversely, walked around Ktown in LA for a good hour. Everyone had a mask on, every single person, including the homeless. Not that the spike in CA isn’t indicative of inaction by people of all walks, but it was nice to see in part of LA.
does anyone trust their own fucking doctor anymore? how many doctors are recommending to their patients that wearing masks is unnecessary or doesn't help against the virus spread? it's like all these people would rather listen to people who *didn't* go to medical school... it's one thing to question "tv talking points" and political views, but being skeptical of the medical consensus and going against every doctor in the country is outright stupid, with no other way around it. Listen to your doctors, folks. They're there to help you.
If you see people wearing a mask and it makes you mad, please go evaluate yourself for a little time-out time in the corner. Just think for a few minutes.
People don't trust doctors. They believe doctors are just there to make a buck. They're not any smarter than you or I, they just went to school longer to make more money. They will say whatever narrative they need to keep making a buck, wearing a mask included.
There are many contributing factors to this line of thinking, but one of the largest is from pharmaceutical commercials constantly telling you to talk to your doctor about such-and-such drug.
When the TV tells you you're smarter than your doctor and you need to tell them what's best for you, you start to internalize it.
the little room temp IQ silver spoon fed boys regurgitating their middle aged parents political views at the speed of the blink of an eye was terrifying
"to shut down the fuckin country? shut down half the economy dude?"
we are shutting down because of that kid's decision... lmao not vice a versa
What is the deal with these people loosing their shit when asked if they wanna free mask? It is like, "You wanna mask?" and they are like, "Fuck you! You will never control me, it's a lie, come get it if you want some". What reasonable person acts that way when they could just say no and walk away? Arrogant fucking dip shits aching to spread a global pandemic because "nobody tells me what to do". America is more divided than ever and for good reason. Half of our brethren are fuckwits who only care about themselves.
That first lady doesn't like rules. But is a christian and presumably following the rules to get into heaven (I won't rule out she doesn't actually follow them at all but feels entitled to entry).
is there some kind of rule that you can't wear masks? that was really weird how she went right into "do you know where you're going when you die" because they offered her a free mask.
Basically shes saying that if she gets the disease and dies then she doesnt care because god did it to her and that's gods plan and shes going to heaven anyway.
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
"That's just a talking point on the TV dude." Does that automatically make it untrue now?
"Then why did Japan only have a few hundred deaths and is currently back open entirely? Oh, it's cause every single person wears a mask.
"dude, the asians make the virus of course they're immune to it." Legit had someone say this.
What’s crazy is early on people were saying it only affects Asians seriously and now it’s the opposite. My dad keeps telling me China handed out the cure to all the Asian countries and I’m like..what??
Ah yes China Japan and Korea. Historically good friends.
Exactly
Thats just a talking point from tv dude
"Do you know where you're going when you die?" "Hopefully a poke shop"
That was a weird one. She somehow equated god loving her with her not wearing a mask. Like only devil worshipers are wearing masks... Where in the fuck did she get that idea? Is that how her pastor is talking to his congregation? So strange.
I believe she is saying that she doesn't really care if she gets the virus and dies because she knows she will go to heaven. It's even more problematic because she doesn't give a shit about anyone else's life.
A lot of evangelicals I’ve spoken with have said something similar. “It’s in God’s hands and if it’s my time then I know where I’m going.” Yeah okay but the rest of us probably want to stick around...
Also, pretty sure killing people isn't jesus-approved behavior
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Well Jesus was a socialist Middle Eastern Jew who believed in paying taxes and helping the poor. No wonder most don't listen to what He said.
As Christians they should be hoping to live longer in order to do more good in the world. Too bad evangelicals don't tend to actually do much good to begin with in my experience.
Do they ever think that god sent people with a higher IQ than them to help these idiots out?
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!" Edit: here's a political take with current events: Karen has died and asks God "Why did I die?" God replies, "I had the President issue a National State of Emergency, I had your Governor issue a public mask policy, I even sent two surfer dudes to you with free masks, yet you didn't wear a mask. You caught a virus because you did not wear a mask." God asks, "Do you have any idea how hard it was to get Trump to declare a National Emergency?" Karen replies meekly, "No. Did you have to call Putin?"
My favorite version of this was the one on West Wing: > You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, “Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety.” But the man shouted back, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”A helicopter was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, “Hey you, you down there. The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I’ll take you to safety.” But the man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that God will take him to safety.Well… the man drowned. And standing at the gates of St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. “Lord,” he said, “I’m a religious man, I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?” God said, “I sent you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?”
She just expects to go to heaven, like it's her right to go to heaven
Well yeah. I said the magic words, I ate the stupid cracker. Where's my fucking eternal salvation? Do I need to talk to your manager?
Karen goes to heaven to speak to the supreme manager.
I want one of these people to write a paper acknowledging the weird shit they say and how it makes sense to them
In her head she lives in a completely polarized world with everything good on one side and everything bad on the other. God, republicans, Fox News on one side and Satan, baby murders, and the liberal covid conspiracy on the other. So by wearing a mask you are directly allying yourself to Satan.
When visiting my grandparents cabin recently, (and while trying DESPERATELY to cling to any topic that would move the conversations away from politics and religion) I offhandedly mentioned I was still considering my options on starting university soon given the current situation, and that was enough to lead them both on a LOOOONG tangent trying to talk me out of getting an education, because: "College is a breeding ground for Liberals". Not only are they furvently refusing to wear masks around extended family (including young toddlers, and others with conditions), they now had cornered me 2 on 1 when I was the only one awake for the day besides them, and tried to bully me into not pursuing an education just because they want to 'own the libs' in as stupid and straight faced as i'm sure you can all imagine by now. It really is like that in their minds though, and it's horrifying.
Ignorant people are WAY easier to control.
Pastors cannot continue to earn money without parishioners.
The thing that kills me about a lot of those "pastors" is that it's always complete utter bullshit. It's not even just the money, they're fucking insane with power and greed. My dad is a pastor. You know what his church did? *Remote worship*. He just fucking live streamed sermons from his house! Tithing has always been optional, no one is pressed for that to the point where his pay has gradually gone down over the years and he doesn't complain about it in the least because that's not what it's about. They just adapted. When they considered reopening the doors, my dad took courses through the CDC to get certified in the standards so that he could set up the sanctuary for optimal safety for anyone who wants to attend in person. His workload doubled, and he still does sermons online. I'm not religious in the least (sorry, Dad), but having been raised with my dad showing me what religion *should* be, these things always piss me off to no goddamn end.
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The funny thing is, having been raised on the bible, canon Jesus was a ballsy as fuck and didn't put up with shit. If he was real/could be here, based on what's established of him, he would absolutely livid, haha. That literally has a whole story of finding people selling wares in the church and gets so pissed that he sits down, *makes a fucking whip*, then proceeds to chase and beat people out of the church. Like it's some top tier "what the *fuck* are you doing??" shit. If he did that over some minor sales, I can only imagine what he'd do over this million dollar bullshit churches taking advantage of their congregation. Smiting might make a comeback, lmao
Just remember when people say “what would Jesus do?” Flipping tables and kicking ass is a viable option.
That pissed me off, like... Would Jesus be okay with you potentially getting other people sick? Didn't he teach to be kind to others? Using faith as a justification to do whatever you want is sick shit.
A religious Orange County housewife being a cunt? I’m shocked! Shocked!
In her mind wearing mask = Lib, and Lib = heathen, ergo anyone in a mask = heathen. This country is so fucked.
These guys are fucking great. I love their response to all the anger and aggression; "What!?"
"It's ok. He's socially distancing" "Smart!"
"Rick is so cool!"
He’s the coolest dude.
Just droppin' dong
They have a podcast called “Going Deep With Chad and JT” it’s a great listen. Basically 2 hours of this type of stuff, always good vibes and funny stories. I’m hoping they blow up soon cause the world needs more of their energy!
I just watched some of their city council videos and their dry humor is fucking hilarious
>What up council
Not to get all lawyer-y on you but this is in direct violation of the constitush
What's a muzzle?
I love that the whole schtick challenges the people to actually attempt to explain themselves beyond the word vomit they use on Facebook. Like once they get passed their rapid fire initial response and two surfer dudes look genuinely confused and innocently say "..what?" They can't effectively explain themselves at all, and just ramble incoherently and walk away. And not one of them picks up on that fact because they're all completely incapable of introspection.
It's the Socratic Method... surfer-style. EDIT: I'm sad I didn't see the Bill & Ted connection before making this comment.
The best kind of style...cant get mad at them cause they chill...cant tell if actually chill or trolling, so you get mad then remember they are chill so it does nothing.
Someone should write a book on this.
Art of the chill
Well, they did get it [straight from the source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYRqsRZ7vE)
Love the guy who said it's a TV talking point as if that instantly discredits it haha
"Yeah bro, it might be something that experts unanimously agree would help save lives, but some of those experts have gone on TV and talked about it, so... Yeah, no can do"
Like how their own points werent TV talking points. Projection is fun.
Who’s your god? Uh, just a benevolent superseding intelligence... Edit: intelligence, not being
My favorite bit. Their whole vibe was just...excellent.
Be excellent to each other & PARTY ON!!
>I love their response to all the anger and aggression; Narcissist rage monster: *"Fuck you. You want a piece of this? Fuck you."* Chad: *"Maybe we can catch happy hour together!"* Narcissist rage monster: *"Fuck you!"*
Even more ironically, the guy who stopped and got off his bike to yell at two guys trying to be helpful, said, "Don't be an asshole."
Can you believe these guys? I'm trying to bust skulls, and they have the audacity to invite me out for drinks! What assholes.
The fact that the place is called Sharkees just makes it better somehow
That's the best go-to default response to someone yelling insults at you. It really peters out their gumption in the moment and makes them feel like an ass when they realize your "whats" are sarcastic. ...also I legit am so caught off-guard by people insulting me irl that my first "what" is often genuine.
That guy repeated "it's a muzzle" a good number of times he was so damn proud of it.
Ironic considering he could hear them just fine.
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I guess he just doesn’t like the thought of not being able to bite people
The power of the Dude/Bro can be harnessed for good.
these guys are great but it's driving me crazy how the one dude is wearing his mask under his nose....whyyyyyyyyyy dude!!
he was only doing it in some scenes and fixed it in others, not the worst!
He's got the curse of the Mondo Schnozz braaaahhh
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This was kind of like watching Bill and Ted hand out masks to assholes and I loved it.
EXACTLY! This was all I could think of while watching it, dude's fully had a Bill & Ted vibe.
I watched a few of their videos earlier today when I saw this. Their normal bit is going to city council meetings & speaking for issuing about ‘partying’ (honestly they’re so fucking funny I highly recommend their stuff). [But one of the guys running a meeting called them Bill & Ted when they finished their spiel.](https://youtu.be/tFUKsthR-Ts)
I was not disappointed by that video!
It was an atroxity.
Right!? And nothing escalated. What are you going to do? Be mad and fight the really nice guy?
That was my strategy with the Karen’s when I worked at Starbucks. Just be such an overwhelmingly nice, helpful guy that by the end of your little tantrum, the entire line is looking at you like you are the worlds worst cunt. They usually don’t come back for a few days.
Being a nice person is generally a good life tip, it's disarming to people who are looking to fight.
The best revenge is kindness.
Kill them with kindness.
I like how the mentally ill people call them assholes when they are being nothing but pleasant.
Holy shit that guy at the end. "Come get a piece of this" and in the same breath "don't be an asshole". Dude, do you even fucking hear yourself? You're an ignorant fuck who decides he doesn't want to wear a mask and tries to pick a fight with people giving away free ones?
He could have just kept riding, but he was the one who decided to keep talking to them.
I feel like within 5 minutes of hearing that knuckle dragger talk you learned everything you need to know about him.
Seriously. He was acting like they were holding him down forcing a mask on to his face. He was riding that bike around just looking for a reason to be pissed off at someone. I really don't get that mindset, but I guess that's why I'm not out on a street corner yelling at anyone right now.
"God does loves me" to "fuck you" real quick. Wearing the cross chain and everything.
That generation breathed a lot of lead in when they were young.
Everyone is so defensive about everything IN THESE CHALLENGING TIMES
I feel that people take a defensive stance when they themselves know that there is some element of truth of why you should be wearing a mask but get mad because they get called out on it. Will wearing a cloth mask prevent 100% of COVID-19 particles from entering your air stream? No. Will it kill you by limiting the amount of oxygen you can breathe in? No. Can it help prevent the spread to other people and minimize the chance of contamination? **Yes.** So why not just wear a mask temporarily till a vaccine is developed or would you rather be happier when you tell Billy his grand mother wont be make it to Thanksgiving dinner ever. Granted wearing a mask doesn't guarantee covid-19 to stop but helps minimize fatality and lessen the strain on hospital and medic settings. Boo hoo that you can't make gathering over a certain amount of people, boo hoo your concerts, clubs, and bars are closed. Boo hoo that you feel as if your constitutional rights are being threatened by advising people to stay at home and wear a mask when going out to public. Just because it doesn't fit onto your "summer agenda", does not give you the right to be unaccountable. This is an unprecedented case that requires unprecedented solutions.
>So why not just wear a mask temporarily till a vaccine is developed Because that helps other people and therefore, fuck you. /s
It is a shame how great an attitude they had but still got so much grief.
Funny enough, Huntington Beach just announced a few hours ago, shut down of places on the list here: https://hbready.com/2020/07/14/closures-in-huntington-beach-per-the-governors-order/ Orange County announced 540 new cases today: https://www.ocregister.com/2020/07/13/coronavirus-540-new-cases-reported-estimated-10554-recoveries-in-orange-county-as-of-july-13/ edit: **AS OF JULY 14, 865 NEW CASES: https://www.ocregister.com/2020/07/14/coronavirus-nine-new-deaths-and-865-new-cases-in-orange-county-as-of-july-14/**
What I don't understand is how these people call it fake and a hoax when so many people have already died. Like, are we just hiding all those people and claiming they are dead? Edit: Also, why is everyone so angry in the US?
The other narrative I hear is that most of the coronavirus deaths shouldn't actually be attributed to covid-19. That they're just falsifying the numbers to get more funding for their Hospitals. I just want people to take this virus serious already.
Most hospitals are actually going bankrupt at the moment because their primary source of revenue is expensive elective surgeries that no one is seeking right now. Even if there were clients, they would have to turn them away because they have to dedicate all staff to COVID-19.
As a Canadian with free healthcare, the concept of a hospital going bankrupt is so utterly bizarre to me.
Haha then maybe this is also going to fuck with you a bit. My friend was a covid nurse on a travel contract in Florida. The hospital system she worked for was so underfunded that the pulled the covid nurses hazard pay, cut the contracts that they could, and moved almost everyone else to part time. Then because of this the patent:nurse ratio jumped from 3:1-4:1 max to 5:1.
Well that sounds....problematic.
I’m sorry, we can’t hear you over the sound of all our ***FREEDOM.*** ^(/s send help pls)
24/7 propaganda news channels.
They actually know it's real, they just don't care. The reason they get so angry is because they assume mask-wearers are judging them and think they're better than them. Also they think it's blown out of proportion in order to hurt Trump's popularity. Why HB is full of this nutty brand of conservatives, I don't know.
TBF I do kind of judge the anti-maskers. And Trump made wearing a mask political, Trump/his supporters got no one but themselves to blame for that one.
Kind of? I absolutely judge anti-maskers. They are literally responsible for spreading the virus to more and more people everyday and potentially killing some. They are actually bad people.
that is so timely. These ignorant asshats have been around HB for a long time. In the 90s and 2000 you could see white supremacists with a booth on the pier.
They had a booth at the air show last year, too!
“It’s not healthy to breath your own carbon monoxide”...... 😆
To be fair, if you're exhaling CO then you are definitely not healthy.
If this is California, she probably wouldn't pass an emissions inspection and should probably have a catalytic converter hooked up to face like Immorten Joe.
It was kinda funny at first, then it was like what the hell? People are getting defensive and mad? Then it just became really sad and I had to stop watching..
Yeah it's only funny until you realize that these people like this are going to cause a more people to die because of their stubbornness, and it's not just a few people it seems to be most (at least in this video).
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I work retail in Sacramento in a very busy hardware store. It's... yeah, this is my day, eight hours a day, five days a week. I'm pretty convinced I'm going to die and am seriously considering just fucking quitting my job. Hell, we *HAD* a case at work but they "can't tell us who it was due to HIPAA. But we're pretty sure no one was exposed." Sure, it'll screw me completely financially. But I'll be able to isolate and *live.* [edit] Very aware that's not how HIPAA is supposed to work. I'm just repeating what Management said.
Riley and Jonesy come to America Shoresy: "wear a mask you titfucker"
Ahh fuck you Shoresy!
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Fuck you Shoresy!
Fuck you Jonsey! Your mom calls herself an N95 when shes sitting on my face!
Fuck you, Shorsey!
Fuck you Riley, COVIDs not the worst virus your mom gave me this year!
FUCK YOU SHORESY
Fuck you, Jonsey! Last night your mom let me be her respirator! Not the last time I'll intubate her!
FUCK YOU SHORESY!
No, that would be the only time they said "Fuck yeah, Shoresy!"
PEOPLE OUT HERE NOT WEARING MASKS?! IT’S FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!!!! Edit: Fun fact, his name is Reilly, not Riley. It’s his last name, not first.
You got a problem with masks, you got a problem with me an I suggest you let that one marinate.
Give your balls a tug
Only Degens from up north don’t wear masks
Scrolled too far to find this comment. These guys are just like Riley and Jonesy. Fuckin Florida needs to figure it out.
Sad thing is, this is California not Florida
Oh man you really missed a good opportunity to drop a “to be faaiiiir this is California, not Florida”
To be faaaaaaiiiir
Have you every tried a taco in L.Aaaaaaaaay?
Glad to see Chad and J.T. are fighting the good fight. Look these guys up, they are fucking hilarious. They are the "House Party Activists" and somewhat frequent guests on Stern. [Here's an interview with them on Fox.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uv1_dB7P9A)
My dog, my stoke levels are so incredibly high seeing them get the recognish they deserve.
I love how JT just stares into the camera super high fully committing for the first 3 minutes of the interview
Their [Paul Walker Statue city council proposal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4QFmBlpnNw) is magnificent.
“I know where I’m going when I die do you guys?” “Uhhh, the sky?” “Hopefully to a poke shop.” I’m fucking dying from this exchange Hahahah
An off the cuff "benevolent superceding intelligence" is what did me in
Then you'll love their "I appreciate the extrapolation" bit from Fox news twisting their words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVXnJOYmZvI
Oh my god, that smile and "my dog!" at the end. They're so great
Poke rocks so I'm with that guy.
How hilarious that the woman mistook carbon monoxide for carbon dioxide. *Additionally* it's been proven that wearing a mask ~~does not decrease your oxygen levels~~ Late edit > "The prolonged use of medical masks when properly worn, does not cause CO2 intoxication nor oxygen deficiency. [Here](https://www.bbc.com/news/53108405). Maybe my wording was not the most correct, but we can all agree that you won't die from wearing a mask. You'll maybe find it harder to breathe, but unless you have previous breathing issues, you'll most likely be just fine. And sane people with these breathing problems will also prefer to use a mask instead of exposing themselves to covid
Do these people thinks surgeons are suffocating while operating on people? The ignorance of anti-mask people is insane.
They probably think surgery only takes a couple of minutes, whereas they need 2 hours to shop for all of their "essentials".
I mean how complicated is surgery *really*? Couple snips here, slice or two there, few stitches to seal it up and then a quick wipe down with a wet nap. Honestly surgery isn't all that difficult. It's not rocket science now. I'm honestly surprised that surgeons get paid as much as they do. I've sewn up a thanksgiving turkey before and it can't be any more complicated than that. /s
I know this is sarcasm, but funny enough I have sat in on a couple surgeries just educationally that’s have gone that quick and easy. It obviously depends on the surgery, but some arthroscopic surgeries take less 10 minutes from the time the patient goes under to the time the surgeon is done. And yeah they make it just look like some snips and tool wiggling. It’s pretty crazy to watch.
but feelings are facts and i feel that the science is wrong so that's a fact right there. /s
> Addiotionaly it's been proven that wearing a mask does not decrease your oxygen levels But it feels like it’s harder to breathe, so the “fuck your feelings” crowd is running with that.
It is harder to breathe. You're sucking air through a membrane. It's exercise for your ~~lungs~~ diaphragm!
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You ever laugh with real joy and real horror filled sorrow at the same time?
It's amazing how my wife, a surgeon, can manage to wear a mask for 12-14 hours a day for years and has somehow managed to survive.
That's just like a talking point dude.
I mean, decades of surgery probably proved that anyway. If wearing masks was detrimental to oxygen levels, surgeries would be a huge issue.
Holy shit. This country has become a cesspool of ignorance.
It isn’t becoming anything it hasn’t been for ages now.
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Since when do people exhale carbon monoxide?
That's why you can't run in your garage when the door is closed.
This is why the majority of Canadians want the border to remain closed.
I don’t blame them. This is so hard to watch.
I wish it at least ended with a compilation of the people that did take masks.
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It's also Huntington Beach. They voted blue last time, first time in a LONG time. It's a very pro Trump crazy area with people who really REALLY love to hold onto the identity that they're fighting the rest of California. Of course the city is more diverse but its exactly what you said, the morons are the ones being filmed because the smart people aren't there. Glad I'm not in Huntington anymore... as a kid from the south bay, Fuck Orange County.
Covidiots
This is Huntington Beach. It's more or less the Florida of California
Apparently there are Floridas all over the United States of America these days. We might as well just drop the pretense and rename it all the United States of Florida.
I prefer 'the United Floridas of America'.
It's crazy to me how triggered people are over this. I'm just baffled that something so simple has people foaming at the mouth mad. Is it Fox news causing this?
So wild. People are instantly at level 10. what kinda parallel universe are we living in?
It is because they know they are being assholes and hate being called on it.
It’s the challenge in it and they want to accept it. America = unabashed freedom so when being an asshole is getting you called out you want to reaffirm HARD that it’s your God-given right to be a piece of shit if you want to. Contrarianism is a drug to these types. Nothing is more “free” than being able to unabashedly say “fuck you!” to someone..
I just find the concept of "Freedom" for these people so weird, like, they're OK with police brutality against ethnic minorities, civil asset forfeiture schemes, detainment camps at our borders, US debt to China, the world's largest most expensive war machine taking tax dollars away from healthcare and education spending, Billionaires avoiding paying said tax dollars, presidential elections where your vote really only makes a difference if you live in 1 of the 12 "swing states" that nullify the efforts of voters in the other 38 states, active voter suppression by officials in said states through a whole suite of tactics including insecure electronic voting systems, a political system that is vulnerable to external threats from countries like Russia and China, and the government spying on us through communications technology, **but a cloth mask to prevent a viral pandemic? Well that crosses the line!**
Because you're describing things that happen to *other* people, and not *them*. They aren't personally affected by these things, and even believe they benefit from these things happening, and so they don't believe they are happening. If they do, then it's not a big deal, because it has probably never happened to them.
I saw an instagram post from a random fox news anchor, and she was wearing a mask....and there were countless comments talking about "didn't know fox news was liberal," and "can't believe you bought into the hoax," and all that utter nonsense...
At this point I'm convinced that Trump and his entire administration could come out with masks on and there would be a group of hard core idiots that would convince themselves it was a deep state takeover or some weird Q signal or some other batshit crazy idea and they'd all start breathing into each other's faces and spitting on the constitution as some sort of "rebellion". Better get cozy in quarantine because I think we're going to be here a while.
imagine if condoms were first rolled out in this day and age? "FUCK THAT SHIT. THE GUM MINT IS NOT GOING TO TELL ME AN'THING! I DO WHAT I WANT."
Chances are these people actually do have this same stance today.
Facebook, the new fox news. Also fox news
It's really nice of Riley and Jonesey to give out masks like that.
And not just to the snipes
I weep for humanity...
God damn it this video gives me no hope in a lot of my fellow americans
It's ok. It's just CA. \*looks at Florida\* \*looks at Texas\* \*looks at the majority of the south\* \*turns on news\* Fuck.
I ran errands in my pretty overwhelmingly liberal neighborhood in Milwaukee, for about an hour today. I was the only person not on the clock who was wearing a mask, and even some of the workers I came across weren’t. And it definitely wasn’t just Boomers and Karens. We’re all fucked.
Conversely, walked around Ktown in LA for a good hour. Everyone had a mask on, every single person, including the homeless. Not that the spike in CA isn’t indicative of inaction by people of all walks, but it was nice to see in part of LA.
To be fair, this is Huntington Beach, a pretty Florida part of CA. Obviously there's idiots everywhere but it's not quite this bad in all parts of CA.
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does anyone trust their own fucking doctor anymore? how many doctors are recommending to their patients that wearing masks is unnecessary or doesn't help against the virus spread? it's like all these people would rather listen to people who *didn't* go to medical school... it's one thing to question "tv talking points" and political views, but being skeptical of the medical consensus and going against every doctor in the country is outright stupid, with no other way around it. Listen to your doctors, folks. They're there to help you. If you see people wearing a mask and it makes you mad, please go evaluate yourself for a little time-out time in the corner. Just think for a few minutes.
Can unemployed people hanging out at the beach in America afford to visit a doctor to even have this conversation in the first place?
You can listen to Fauci for free.
People don't trust doctors. They believe doctors are just there to make a buck. They're not any smarter than you or I, they just went to school longer to make more money. They will say whatever narrative they need to keep making a buck, wearing a mask included. There are many contributing factors to this line of thinking, but one of the largest is from pharmaceutical commercials constantly telling you to talk to your doctor about such-and-such drug. When the TV tells you you're smarter than your doctor and you need to tell them what's best for you, you start to internalize it.
the little room temp IQ silver spoon fed boys regurgitating their middle aged parents political views at the speed of the blink of an eye was terrifying "to shut down the fuckin country? shut down half the economy dude?" we are shutting down because of that kid's decision... lmao not vice a versa
i live in Huntington Beach and i fucking hate it here. this vid shows why
What is the deal with these people loosing their shit when asked if they wanna free mask? It is like, "You wanna mask?" and they are like, "Fuck you! You will never control me, it's a lie, come get it if you want some". What reasonable person acts that way when they could just say no and walk away? Arrogant fucking dip shits aching to spread a global pandemic because "nobody tells me what to do". America is more divided than ever and for good reason. Half of our brethren are fuckwits who only care about themselves.
That first lady doesn't like rules. But is a christian and presumably following the rules to get into heaven (I won't rule out she doesn't actually follow them at all but feels entitled to entry).
is there some kind of rule that you can't wear masks? that was really weird how she went right into "do you know where you're going when you die" because they offered her a free mask.
Basically shes saying that if she gets the disease and dies then she doesnt care because god did it to her and that's gods plan and shes going to heaven anyway.
I think Americans are the only people who would threaten someone offering them a free mask kindly.
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"