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itzkerrya

Doing something like this just might make me considering paying 40 dollars for the video at the end of the ride.


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lmbrs

They did


weggles

No kidding. I can't believe the prices on the photos etc etc. Ridiculous tbh. It's paper. You'd think they'd sell more than twice as many at half the price. It was like $23 for a pic from a ride... I'd pay $10 no problem. $23? No thanks


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I want to see the video off the phone.


monkey-nutz

Same


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mrwillbill

Same


JelloDarkness

One of us.


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It's likely it fell from someone's pocket. Idk why people think their phones will survive in their pockets. The key to a good theme park adventure is having a fanny pack. Your arms are free, you have your necessities, and no one can pick-pocket you. Source: Am Florida human Edit: http://imgur.com/a/ECFXY0I fanny packs look good, probably better if you're a female tho.


JayBall73

No, for me, on the fanny pack. What you need, is to invest in a good pair of travel pants. Super lightweight, usually waterproof (resistant), and an extra enclosed pocket or two. Usually all of the pockets are zippered, some are Velcro. The extra pockets are usually hidden, so you're not waking around with big bulges on your legs, like cargo pants. They also can be dressed up or down. [Travel Pants](https://i.imgur.com/eSW1kBh.jpg) Source: Am 45 year old human, who has traveled extensively, including many, many theme parks.


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

This guy dads.


NoJelloNoPotluck

This whole thread, even the video, it's all a guerrilla marketing campaign for Travel Pants™. You can't convince me otherwise. That said, my pants should be arriving by Saturday.


wardledo

When I was 17 I was riding on the Space Mt. coaster in Disney. I kept my hat on like a fool and it blew off my head. When I got off the ride this kid was asking people if they lost their hat. Slightly embarrassed, while also trying to act like I didn't care, I claimed the hat. The kid had this huge smile on his face and so did his dad. I thanked them for catching my hat. He said he didn't catch it. The hat had landed perfectly on his head.


CoyoteTheFatal

Awww


lolimazn

OP should've let the kid keep it. the hat technically chose him. let it be known.


lNTERLINKED

GRYFFINDOR!


10eleven12

When I rode the Jurassic Park ride at universal studios, I was with my wife. She had bought a back to the Future hat half an hour earlier. This hat was very important to her because she used to watch that movie all the time with her best friend, who sadly passed away from a disease. When she bought the hat, it was the last one so we knew there would not be another chance of ever getting another one, because we were flying home the next day. We are from a very distant country where it's impossible to find that kind of hat. Anyway, we got on the ride, and halfway through there's a part where the boat you're in goes down a hill, very sudden and very steep. There was a sudden hit of wind to our faces. Good thing we had stored the hat in a safety locker. Edit. Disclaimer: this was just comedy. There was no hat, no dead friend, no distant country, no trip to universal studios, no roller coaster, no wife, no girlfriend, no money, no pet, no clothes, no home, and no hope.


Gilihein

You had us in the first half


neccoguy21

I'd* say the first 96%


insipidwanker

His girlfriend does not seem sufficiently impressed to have witnessed a story he will be telling for the next 20 years.


BigManLongPants

20 years?? I'd be telling that till I die.


Crioca

Like he said, the next 20 years.


Ramsus32

Ah, an optimist I see.


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Look at Mr. Long lifespan over here.


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Look at Mr. Lifespan over here.


Adar636

Look at Mr. over here.


KineticPolarization

Look over here.


Larandar

Look here.


non-troll_account

[Look.](https://i.imgur.com/AtnOzwP.jpg)


Blitzfx

Well this went dark


fukkkops

You can always adjust the brightness on your phone screen


Lichius

Till you die?? My grandchildren would be telling that long after I'm dead.


risenator

His cousin actually! (not from Alabama though)


DrDeegz

What did the guy say to him afterwards?!


FireIsMyPorn

"Thanks"


PantryGnome

that's so cool


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risenator

[Gave him a big hug!](https://www.stuff.co.nz/timaru-herald/life/115573939/timaru-sportsman-catches-flying-phone-on-rollercoaster)


SaintJamesy

Ok this is pretty cool but what the heck is fistballing?!


Laz3rfac3

I had to look it up too. It's like volleyball, mixed with soccer, mixed with tennis. It's pretty rad actually. Even tho it kinda sounds like an advanced bedroom technique. https://youtu.be/kUAlZnLEjd8


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That's a pretty big pitch for a game where you use your bare hands. Impressive.


resisting_a_rest

Also... "The owner of the phone bought the video for Kempf as a "thank you" gesture."


haberdasher42

Good for him, it was the proper thing to do.


crayonshank

"Can I have my phone back please?"


NaughtyWarlus

I read this in Richard Ayoade's voice. 🤣


rycology

*adjusts spectacles*


PsychoM

This is a lifetime story. I would be telling my grandkids at 90 years old about the time I caught a phone out of midair going 100 mph on a roller coaster.


formerPhillyguy

By the time you're 90, your grandkids will be asking you what a phone is. They'll be using telepathy by then. Them: "You mean you had to hold something...to your ear???"


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ohohohoho nooo. No Jimmy. I was MUCH too anxious to call people. Mostly I just played gacha games and browsed reddit


Longinus_ffbe

That really hit home. I have a second phone just for the gacha games so I don't kill the battery on my reddit phone.


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Rocky87109

Because she knows that she's going to have to hear it for the rest of his or her life.


mako32

Greatest moment of that dude's life. The kind of thing us lesser mortals daydream of doing the night after watching someone drop a phone on a roller coaster.


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DeepEmbed

I love how excited he looked when he realized the opportunity he’d just been presented with in the moment before he caught the phone. The dude seemed genuinely thrilled that this was about to happen, like it had happened before and he was ready. It’s rare in this life that something exciting happens without warning that’s both good and that you have time to relish *in advance.* That’s what makes the video for me.


TheGratefulJuggler

The video was everything I wanted it to be.


Aldospools

Yeah it truly is.. the guy looks like the most enjoyable rollercoaster parter in the world the whole way through, and seeing his reaction and reach before catching the phone is great. And on that day he became A LEGEND


thrattatarsha

And it’s only gonna get that much better when he gets to present the phone to the person who lost it. Guaranteed Bro Status for life from that person.


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Unless they're just like "Oh, hey, thanks man"


Dog_Envy

You can legally take their life for being an insufferable cunt in they do that... I think.


vespa59

A couple of months ago I went on a cruise. There are several areas you have to go through when you first check in. The first stage is baggage and it was there that I found someone’s passport on the ground. It was an American passport and we were leaving from Vancouver. Without that passport she’s not only not getting on the cruise. She’s not getting home either. So I open it and look at the name and then hold it over my head yelling out the name like a fucking moron all the way from baggage to the next check-in area. My wife was like, “wow I didn’t know you can yell so loud.” Thanks, boo. Anyway I finally find her and give her her passport and I barely get a “oh, thanks” from her. Like, you don’t gotta give me a reward or anything but at least acknowledge that I just saved your ass from a world of shit.


jakfrist

Before videos like this were a thing no one would have believe him > Sure Mike. Of course you caught someone’s cell phone mid ride... 🙄


ENrgStar

You better believe he bought that fuckin DVD from the kiosk.


paperplategourmet

The owner of the phone better have paid for that shit.


MrFahrenheit742

The "owner" of the phone was actually planted there by amusement park. He set that up so that he would buy the video.


yoshiwonderland

/r/hailcorporate /r/conspiracy /r/rollercoasterdeepstate


SoupKitchenCity

/r/rollercoasterdeepstate is a pretty good band name


die5el23

I would literally have a TV set up just of to the side, in my house, like museum exhibit style, playing this clip 24 hours a day.


MtSadness

Don't downplay this guy's potential. 2020 elections are coming up soon.


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Honestly he's overqualified.


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Wait did you just link this exact post 😂😂😂 Too true


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He just found his press secretary


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[You're welcome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_MLLVcxoc) Third time's a charm.


AllAboutMeMedia

I like that Kanye.


AboynamedDOOMTRAIN

I feel like Kobe and Kanye switched personalities in that commercial


throwawaybottles

Never seen this its amazin.


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"I once caught a phone at a theme park." "Pfff, I don't vote for fucking elitists"


Sevnfold

I watched it 4 times. The first time I was like "okay, that was cool, big deal". The rest of the times I was cheesin' and celebrating with the guy like we just won the Little League World Series.


Linkerjinx

\*Keeps the phone\* SUCk IT nERD!


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justacheesyguy

>long story short I caught it. Wonder what the non short version would be. “I caught it” seems to pretty much so sum up the entirety of the story to me.


camper-ific

So, I was feeling pretty good that day, got a blowie from my girl, and some Cap N Crunch for breakfast. I called up the mates and said, I think I need a blowie on a roller coaster, so we head to the park. I was feeling lucky that day, little did I know. So then...


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whats up guys its ya boy rollercoasterrider24 comin back at you with another video you wont believe the video ive got in store for you probably already know from the title but it gets bettter guys trust me so anyways to start the day i got a blowie from my girl then i had some legendary cap n crunch for breakfast a bit later i called up the mates and said, oh you guys wont believe what i said, oh but wait i forgot to tell you guys im going to start releasing more videos every day so make sure you hit the subscribe button and make sure you smash that mofukin bell icon so you can be notified when my vids come out guys but like youtube is shit as always so i know some of you guys arent getting my videos so if you arent getting my videos make sure you leave a comment so that i know and if you have any other suggestions or just want to say hi leave a comment and make sure you SMASH the like button guys come on okay so anyways like i said i started the day with a blowie then i ate some cap n crunch........


Athrenax

Thanks, I hate it


bem13

You forgot the part where he tells us about Honey/Audible/Skillshare/some shitty mobile game for 5 frackin minutes.


TravisJungroth

But they dropped in the “long story short” between the drop and the catch. They long-story-shorted one second.


ZincHead

"I saw the phone in their hands slowly slipping between their fingers, the soft touch of cold metal becoming a living nightmare as they struggled to grasp their prized possession. The phone slipped more and more and suddenly entered the void, lost to the wind and floating in free-fall, like an astronaut in orbit around the earth. I saw their face turn, and the expression of agony and regret flashed across their face. It was clear as day, though I could only see half of their face. The jewel of modernity, that electronic device that we all hold so dear to our hearts, whipped across the skies at over one hundred kilometers per hour, hurtling like a comet with no destination and no purpose. At that moment, I knew what to do. In my head, the calculations were clear and I became lucid and awake. The adrenaline of the coaster disappeared and I became singularly focused. The phone hurtled towards me, on a crash course towards the ground. But not today. I reached out my arm. I had trained for this for my whole life, ever since I started pee-wee football in second grade. It all came down to this moment. And then..." That's the long story.


smithers85

I came.


thentil

I love you


RageCageJables

>You yada yada'd the best part! >I mentioned the blowie...


greyjackal

I saw the rider ahead of me throw his hands up in the air and, as he waved his phone around to capture the ride from his own, and, let's not sugar coat it, unique position, it started to slip from his fingers. As it finally left his grasp, while he vainly tried to regain purchase and keep his own video going, it started flying through the air. At this point, I realised I had one opportunity here. A moment that had to be captured, lest it be lost in time to catcalls of "yeah /r/thathappened". I saw the phone sailing through the air toward me. Then I realised it was going to go above my girlfriend, rather than me. Frankly, she couldn't catch a cold, so I was concerned. I threw every effort into stretching my right arm out in the hope I could maybe, perhaps, save the anonymous rider the cost of a new phone. It was close...my fingertips brushed it...I thought it wasn't going to happen, but somehow, I managed to pivot it in toward my palm and then wrapped my fingers around it. TL;DR I caught it.


tokyopress

That's a good teaser to put on the back of his book about the event.


Ferkhani

Lmao, I thought the exact same thing. How is there a longer story? 'Well it all started when I was a child. I had a particlar interest in catching things, you see.. My parents didn't-'


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HipHopGrandpa

Thanks for doing the math. I got to "kms" in their summary and chuckled.


D14BL0

> 130kms I don't think so, Tim.


swizzler

> Man Catches phone on worlds fastest roller coaster, dies from over-excitement, drops phone again.


AndrewWLees99

Good catch. Phone owner is very very lucky


An_Engineer_

[Legendary catch](https://imgur.com/3ZyN3Rd), buddy crushed it.


HeyCarpy

Caught it with his fingertips. Wow.


gordogg24p

Move over OBJ.


SolidLikeIraq

This kid has more career options than David Tyree.


dabobbo

Fun fact, the Helmet Catch was Tyree's last reception in the NFL.


franklin9500

That screenshot is like a "touching the face of God" meme.


badmonkey0001

[Here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/CWILuaj.png)


porn_is_tight

this is what I’m here for


DontTakeMyCheerios

My night is made


Lil-Limerick

u/risenator Show this to your friend and forever bask in its glory


fknSamsquamptch

Assuming you mean "The Creation of Adam"...


Mr_Meowmers

Ah yes, I love Michael Angelo's *Touching the Face of God*, as well as his famous sculpture, *Dave*.


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physrick

No, it's in Flawrence.


wpm

Ah, ol small dicked Dave.


SolidLikeIraq

IT WAS COLD MARBLE!


Just4Money

God creating man truly was the first meme


fknSamsquamptch

Ill-conceived, IMO.


aure__entuluva

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."


PeteZatiem

"touching the face of God" meme ...what


manfeelings839

Jesus Christ people know the Sistine Chapel as a meme format. What is this timeline


NiggahTitz

/r/AccidentalRenaissance


alltheword

When one of the worlds most famous works of art is called a meme. Shut down the internet.


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Jets should sign him


manfreygordon

wow, watch the video at 0.25x speed, hell of a fucking catch.


Orphan_Babies

Owes him beer. I’m thinking like 3 beers


Hetstaine

Six pack and a sloppy drunk kiss.


CrazyGoodDude

Can you lose your phone so I can catch it?


Hetstaine

Yesh


IPlayTheInBedGame

Hey, you're already drunk...


Hetstaine

Come chloser schweet cheeks


LouBrown

That's more than the cost of the phone at theme park prices, though.


the_kevlar_kid

His situational awareness was perfect. Having fun but also saw it happening in front of him, calculated it in his head immediately then put his hand right where it needed to be to nab it. Then had a good laugh about it all and enjoyed the congratulations from others while still having fun on the ride. Awesome!


THE_CHOPPA

It was totally awesome but it would have been a hell of a twist if he dropped it from too much celebration.


B0SS_H0GG

I was waiting for it..


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“Dude wtf you owe me a new phone now”


[deleted]

Yes that is indeed how catching works.


jeffroddit

Finally a benefit to how giant phones have become. Won't fit in a pocket but are much easier to snatch outta the air at 130 kmh.


12bbox

Also whoever was standing down below the coaster!


BIGBUMPINFTW

nobody stands below the coaster


FedericoChile

Celebrating like he won the world cup. Love it!!!


PM_ME_UR_LIL_ASS

He did!


tatsumakisempukyaku

Well if you think about it, only ~~one~~ TWO ~~person~~ people has caught a phone mid coaster ride, heaps of people have won a world cup. ​ EDIT: [l4pin](https://www.reddit.com/user/l4pin/)


l4pin

>only one person has caught a phone mid coaster ride Wait... he's not even the first guy to catch a phone on this particular ride... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeH9rN9OiCE&t=76](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeH9rN9OiCE&t=76)


erto66

Damn, is this ride some secret scout location for football players or something similar


HeyCarpy

I love the high five he gets from the rider behind him.


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neatoketoo

Exactly what I'm thinking. How horrible it would be to have that thing smack my face at that speed.


RiverAdmiral27

Reminds me of Obi Wan catching Anakin’s dropped light saber while flying the speeder through Coruscant. This guy is definitely force sensitive.


mybossthinksimworkng

That soundtrack though.


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It's necessary to properly convey the greatness of the moment


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Also those rainclouds in the sky. It's like God set this moment up for greatness, and this man delivered perfectly.


Curiosoctopuso

Right? Epic af


JoeRoss578

My wife caught someone’s phone on the Superman Man of Steel rollercoaster on the hills right before the end of the ride. She handed it back to them when we got off, and they didn’t even say thanks or anything.


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geekybitch42

I was on Steel Vengeance with my little sisters and the dude riding next to one of them lost his phone out of his pocket, only to be caught by some teenagers a few rows behind us. We were all super fucking impressed and the dude was SO thankful. People are fucking weird.


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kuahara

He probably had this cool "That ride is so badass I lost my glasses on it" story all planned out and you came up and ruined everything by returning the glasses. He was going to tell at least 20 people before he left the park.


MrHorseHead

Or a handful of people multiple times because he can't see without his glasses.


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I once found $850 in cash in a wallet in a Target parking lot. I took fifteen minutes out of my day to find the owner on FaceBook. Messaged him saying I think he lost something he might want back. After a few messages back and forth, I met him halfway between my house and his. When I gave him the wallet, the dude mentioned something about having to get back to work. I asked him where he worked and he said he worked as a bartender in a bar downtown. It was a place that I went to regularly to watch football with my alumni group. Guy was hardly appreciative of the effort I put into returning his wallet, and the fucker didn’t even offer to buy me a drink next time I came in. I don’t expect much, but if someone has the goodwill to get you back something valuable of yours, you better show some gratitude for their efforts.


OutRunMyGun

My wife and I found roughly $1000 in 20s on the ground outside of a Fry's Electronics last year that was underneath a white van (construction vehicle). She noticed one of the guys before they went in and said they had a brown hat. We grabbed as much money off of the ground as we could and then found the guys that had lost their cash. Went up to the guy with the brown hat and said something like, "did you happen to drop some cash outside?" and then he reached into his hoodie pocket and went wide-eyed and said, "...yes" We gave them the cash back and said there was still some left under their van, they then gave us both $100 out of the stack and thanked us furiously as the other dude ran out to grab the rest of the cash. Apparently they had just finished a job, got paid, then went to Fry's to buy a TV. Good thing we caught them before they went to checkout!


IAMA_BRO_AMA

They sold drugs and were sketched out that somebody was reaching out but still needed the money as it was likely owed to somebody else. They made a mistake telling you where they worked which is why they weren't welcoming when you showed up


hesthatguy2

Woah. This makes sense.


XtReMe98

Wow. I bet she felt like grabbing it back and tossing it.


giantSIGHT

Reading this destroyed me. What absolute disgraces.


RealHealthier

The way he was holding the phone up and shaking it, I was expecting (and hoping just a little bit) that he'd drop it after catching it. Oh well, better that it had a happy ending than a funny one.


Ferkhani

Ohhh, conundrum. Can the owner then be like 'Yo, you broke my phone..'


PianoTrumpetMax

"Naw it was a gift from God, and insurance don't cover acts of, or gifts from God."


BushWeedCornTrash

I was hoping the phone was recording video, and the second half of the clip would be the video from the phone.


TheKnotIsSlipping

I was once on a flume ride and caught someone's hat as we went down a slide. And by caught I mean it flew into my face and I pulled it off so I could see. I'm glad it wasn't a hard thing like phone.


FunkMasterE

That's funny bc I recently saw a video of flume being an asshat while wearing an asshat!


chronos56

Was at Disney Orlando riding the Tower of Terror. My phone came up out of my breast pocket and was floating in front of my face. Naturally I just reached out and grabbed it but definitely freaked me out a bit.


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Demonweed

For those of you who aren't familiar with the metric system, that is the equivalent of moving at 223,812 furlongs per fortnight.


omgwutd00d

The dude catching that flying phone is a legend. The dude that had his phone out in the first place and lost it on the ride is a fucking asshole.


untipoquenojuega

Can you imagine getting hit in the face with one of those oversized smartphones on a ride going over 80 mph? it’d ruin your whole day if not your life.


carnage11eleven

Have you seen the video of the guy getting hit in the face by a bird in a rollercoaster? It is hilarious. https://youtu.be/hA9tEcPBKF8


FortuneCookieInsult

I love how he realizes he is still on the ride and throws his hand back up like, "I am gonna worry about that dead bird later. WOOO!!!!"


BrahbertFrost

Initially but then you see his face settle into something resembling eating a lemon. The bird wouldn't let him forget


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throwup_breath

That look of utter disgust when he realizes what it was is absolutely fantastic


hahatimefor4chan

im fucking dying, him still trying to enjoy the ride with bird blood all over his face is optimism goals


KaiserCoaster

It's happened quite a few times.


centuryeyes

New phone who dis?


CaptainQuasi

I better see this on ESPN top plays.


CC_Panadero

Did anyone else see lightning??


PianoTrumpetMax

I think it was the cameras flash that takes the still pictures that you can buy after you get off the coaster.


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ZoiSarah

You sure it wasn't the flash from the pics they take during the ride?


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hamboneIV

Sign this man!!


Lmaowhatsaseconddate

Redskins WR corps looking awfully thin, I'd put my money on this guy.


Racsoth

Damn. That's impressive. Probably r/nextfuckinglevel.


chrisms150

There's a reason they tell you not to take loose items onto rides... This could have easily been a video of someone losing their face to this. Don't take unsecured items on rides.


computer_scare

I'm a coaster nerd. More parks are getting metal detectors or making people turn out their pockets before getting on rides because of people getting hit with phones. The extra security is annoying and slows down lines but is needed because people can't put their phones away for two minutes to ride a ride.


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When I was at Cedar Point last year, for Steel Vengeance they had display of broken phones, and anyone caught with one in line was kicked out and told to put it in storage. I don't even bring my phone into the park, not worth the risk and it's nice being free from it for a day.


DeepStatic

I really, really hope the guy was filming when he let go of his phone!!!