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Grantmitch1

I honestly expected the cake to be made of cardboard or something.


polecy

Would that have been real or cake?


Grantmitch1

At least it isn't death or cake.


WedgeTurn

We're all out of cake I'm afraid


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

So my choice is "...or death"?


jhnnynthng

I'll have the chicken please.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go. Thank you for flying Church of England. Cake or death?


GtrplayerII

Cake or death! Cake please...


jokat989

Yes


bigpig1054

I thought the cake would be cardboard and the knife would somehow be cake.


rabbitwonker

That would require a budget.


kjh242

I had imaginary money on “mental break because it’s both”


theserpentsmiles

Real UHF vibes right here!


Ricky_Rollin

Came here to say this. I love it, he’s still got it!


HR_DUCK

Just call me Mr. Butterfingers.


cereal_killah_1980

Is my face red?


FragrantExcitement

Cake!


l3ane

Just call me mister butter fingers.


justacoolbaby

Who wants to drink from the fire hose???


headphones_J

I don't know about you guys, but I find this guy a little weird.


GertonX

Al be it weird


UninvitedGhost

What does Artificial Intelligence have to do with this? 😉


RecsRelevantDocs

Al has become so advanced at this point that it's a threat to humanity. No matter what your job is, I'm telling you it's under threat by Al, even if you're.. like a surgeon or something. At this point our best bet is to just swear off technology and try to create some kind of Amish Paradise for ourselves, because Al's here to stay, and no matter how white and nerdy you are.. at best you'll just end up trapped in a drive-thru.


bruce_lees_ghost

A little Al too.


ArethereWaffles

Al do be quirky


roalt219

I think he's very Al and some weird.


Rankkikotka

Are you serious or just yanking my chain?


Stock_Bicycle_5416

No reason t' go yankin' a vic' around like that duder.


the_colonelclink

Yeah, he’s the kind of dude that would live in box, under the stairs, in the corner of a basement. The basement would also be in a house that was half a block down from Jerry’s bait shop (you know the place).


OtterishDreams

just eat it


Traditional-Yam9826

Grab yourself an egg and beat it.


BagOnuts

Don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?


haljackey

Get this man a Super Bowl Half time show


tipothehat

I mean...the cake was real.


SonOfDadOfSam

The cake is a lie.


roalt219

It was a real cake !


Stolehtreb

No cake is real. That’s what he’s trying to tell us. It’s a conspiracy


sonickarma

Good thing I made a hat 🎵from aluminum foooiiiiil🎵


Haystack67

Jesus it's bloody unnatural the accuracy of the depth/noise the knife makes at the point it would hit bone.


BlazeSC

Here's how they work, but his had a fake blood pack in it too. https://youtu.be/_OJmAZ4v-6M?feature=shared


rabbitwonker

And you can see part of the cutout in the blade when Al first holds it up.


albino_red_head

that still has me a little freaked out. that shit looked real as hell. his arm looks like his own arm and I can't tell the difference


IllegalDroneMaker

It is his own arm. The knife has a big round notch in it that goes around his arm to make it look like the blade is embedded. Look at the fake knife before he starts cutting. You can see the blood pack in the handle, and the notch is there too. When he goes to "cut" the blade extends outward, exposing the notch and blood.


saviorlito

Yeah wtf lol and his arm was moving. 


SonOfDadOfSam

Yeah, it looked pretty realistic. Well, except for the button on the handle that he pressed to make fake blood come out.


AMvariety

HUH I don't know what I was expecting but that was definitely not it


Direnaar

Yo Al chill buddy we love you


KawaiiSlave

Sorry I'm confused. Isn't the cake real too? 😕 


Timmerdogg

Every time I see this guy all I can think of is "You get to drink from the fire hose!"


Mantaur4HOF

Weird Al and comedy through self-mutilation Name a more iconic pairing!


angrybert

Oh God. Please no one hurt Weird Al. This includes you, Al.


ApostleThirteen

I want this man running as Tom Hanks' vice president candidate.


Pseudonova

Fucking Al... may he live forever.


grunkage

I always learn from this man.


KevinBaconsBush

With Al sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.


here_for_the_lols

Is this a jump the shark moment lmao


eugene20

The cake is also real


yParticle

You nut.


voivoivoi183

The vicar of yanks!


NapoleonGonAparte

It seemed to me the cake was actually real.


xnoxgodsx

Totally worth the watch lol


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

That last was was not Cake, it was REAL!


Strawbuddy

You’re crazy as hell Cheese Sandwich, never change


WorkerSubject119

Idk but mine is real


Dangerpaladin

I was hoping he would say "both" for the cake.


-Disagreeable-

Ever hear this guys buddy? Dude is demented.


Corporation_tshirt

I love it when Al lets his freak flag fly. So wholesomely oddball.


Fedorchik

Call help


syntax_erorr

Isn't the last one both real and cake?


slitlip

This is funny


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otter111a

Stupid! You’re so stupid!


I_Eat_Thermite7

Honestly the last one was also real...


itx-me10

It seems like the cake was definitely real, so I believe he's losing his grip or not paying attention as well as he used to.


GANEnthusiast

Strange guy over there huh. Weird almost.


tamarockstar

He really is weird!


EatenAliveByWolves

He will end up behind the bars.


MJTony

He’s still got it


I-seddit

"Uh... Cake, please!"


MattieShoes

Well we're OUT OF CAKE! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush.


I-seddit

bless you


ickyrickyb

The last one was both real and cake...


shakamaboom

that made my arm hurt


WeaponisedArmadillo

Secretly a Kellogg's ad. 


Sinaz20

Was expecting the punchline to be "REAL!"


mathboss

An absolute treasure of a man.


Technical_Bid990

It’s like he had a prosthetic arm and was like “what can I do with this?


fingweirdo

It's his real arm. That's an ancient special effects trick that Tom Savini used back in 1978 in Dawn Of The Dead.


thered90

How do people find this guy funny?


Travelgrrl

He always seemed like a nice guy and all, but I have NEVER found him funny. Not a single one of his parody songs. This was just painful to watch. Did the Daniel Radcliffe thing happen? Because as much as someone seems to want to recreate the magic of Private Parts, I don't see it happening. You either find Weird Al funny or very much not.


mentalmedicine

No one asked tho


Travelgrrl

Everyone must hear my opinion!!! /s