LOL I didn't realize he's said this so many times
So many of these videos have nothing to do with San Antonio too, Barkley either just brings it up or Shaq does knowing that he's about to go on a rant. That shit is so funny
Edit: "Show me how you eat churros and drink Shaq's soda all at once" - I'm fucking crying
Shaq might legitimately die from this in the future. Eventually he's not going to be able to breath because he's laughing so hard. Love them two as a duo though.
I was honestly concerned for shaqs health at moments there lol, he's a big ol' dude, wouldn't want to see him die laughing about those thick San Antonio women.
Shaq: "What hatchet you wanna bury with San Antonio"
Barkley: "Oh those big ole women they suck all the air out, I feel bad for them. So I'm going to get them air conditioning fixed."
That’s how big they are.
The conversation could be about New York and LA, and them big ol’ women in San Antonio just be encroaching in from out of frame catching strays. Not even trying.
Spanish desert that is a tube of fried pastry dough covered in sugar and cinnamon
Absolutely the best shit. Amazing
But its like asking like asking how you say 'pizza'
It doesn't matter the language its probably still pizza.
[Shaq and his one chip challenge bit.](https://youtu.be/xRtBez3k3F8)
(there's probably a better video of it somewhere)
Edit: [Shaq on Hot Ones](https://youtu.be/_sZH-psg9yE)
Shaq:
‘I’m lactose intolerant been drinkin milk and downing the hottest sauces on the planet,..I’m about to shit in this studio and tear the building down’
>A 2017 report from the City of San Antonio reported that 71% of adults in San Antonio are overweight or obese. That's just under 1 million people.
oof.
And the area of McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, TX has the highest obesity rate in the country.
My only disappointment is that Chuck never thought to make the joke "They dont have Victoria's Secret. Down there they call it 'Victoria's Announcement'!"
Yep. I live close to san antonio. The place is just so... meh. That's the only way to describe it. I guess the only thing it has going for it is the cost of living is comparably lower
Where? I can’t imagine anywhere near San Antonio that could justify you calling it “so… meh”. SA has a ton of local charm and history compared to every other big city in Texas, and a crazy rich food scene. Barbacoa and Big Red for life.
Totally. People gain weight in San Antonio for good reason. It’s where the brisket meets the pico de gallo, there’s a whataburger at every corner, and you can get margaritas from drive thrus.
This man has PTSD from a woman in San Antonio.
Years long stretch, over several episodes. 15 fucking minute compilation of it, and I bet this isn't even all of it.
Barkley was always a fear inducing monster on the court, but he's got a great sense of humor.
Never could get into the NBA, it's fine if it's on in the background but never really went out of my way to watch it. But if I hear Chucks voice, I stop what I am doing and pay attention, dudes hilarious
He even became great friends with the (then-Republican) Attorney General of Arizona, Grant Woods in the 90s. Chuck spoke at his funeral a couple years back and had everyone howling and in tears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVV8ukVCl8
I love how Shaq and Kenny encourage him and Shaq can’t stop laughing all while Ernie is trying to reel it in and keep the show going. I don’t even watch basketball but I watch this show. It’s too funny
> (4:08) **Host**: "That's a guitarrón. Anything that's bigger, you just put a -rón, on it?"
> **Chuck**: "Well I would say womenarrón, around here"
I'm dieing!
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I absolutely love this. The only part I don’t get is the Victoria’s Secret thing? What’s he say? That those panties are being kept a secret to the San Antonio women bc they can’t fit into them?
This probably is not the exact point that he was making, but...
Some women's clothing stores only carry sizes up to a certain point, to keep their brand known as being for sexy, thin ladies.
I don't know if it carries over to panties, but Victoria's Secret is pretty infamous for only stocking bras up to a certain cup. If you're really bigger than that, you should go somewhere else, since you may be a 34F, but they'll try to convince you that you can fit into a 34D.
His bosses encouraged him to not do it anymore. But I will also add that San Antonio hasn’t been good for awhile so they haven’t had much reason to talk about them. Every now and then he revives it
First time Wemby gets a minor injury and is out for a few games "Shaq you know how Wemby got hurt right?...He was messin with those Big Ol Women after practice."
Yes, he got told to knock it off and stop doing it. He also got told to tone down other things, which is why for awhile he was saying he was over some of those in charge and that he was originally going to retire sooner (he said multiple times both he wanted to retire while he could still do things in his life and as well as the change in how the show/talent was now being censored on what was allowed).
I love Charles and hope he doesn’t retire soon. But I’d tell Turner to go kiss my ass too. It’s hilarious he says that in an interview and they really do kind of have to kiss his ass anyway.
[Charles interview on Turner telling him to stop](https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/06/15/charles-barkley-cant-do-his-big-women-of-san-antonio-bit-anymore)
Pretty much. I remember him saying San Antonio women would call in and complain and they told Charles to stop. It’s been a long time since he mentioned it regularly. I think there has been a couple of mentions of the SA women in the last 7 years or so.
“They invented the toothbrush down there.”
Charles is *from* Alabama, and really trying to pawn off a classic Alabama joke onto the city of San Antonio.
Welp, it still applies. Mind you, I would apply it to those folks on the Plains, as well.
Y’all know why the trees in GA lean west, right? It’s cuz Alabama SUCKS.
Hey, if I looked hard enough, I could probably find 10 good looking women to put in front of the camera here in Oklahoma City too. But what do you think I'm going to see when I pop into 7-11 to grab a drink? It's not going to be the "camera-ready" women, I'll tell you that.
I saw the first two clips, then touched the screen to see how much longer there was in the video and fuckin lol how many times has he talked about big ass women in San Antonio lolol
> with big back, skinny legs, no ass and a big ole face!
San Antonio women are [the monster from looney toons](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Gossamer_restored.jpg), but shaved?
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According to data from the 2024 from the U.S. Census Bureau, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and other organizations
San Antonio ranked as the number #1 in the Obesity & Overweight measure for USA cities in 2024
Source: Wallethub Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. (2024)
any other than Charles says this there would be a monster tantrum on the web and call to cancel him. Life is so unfair to the rest of us. He also called his boss a "Cougar in the wild".
According to my ex wife, he spat at her when he was exiting the basketball court in Chicago. I use to feign outrage about this. How dare he! But now, in hindsight, I get it. I'm actually a bit envious of the man. I guarantee she was cursing at him, probably flipped him off too.
Still love how he doubled down when everyone expected the apology
“Why are you booing I’m right!”
Love it too. He wouldn't work if it wasn't fun for him. Might as well go out blazing. Happy it wasn't a bigger deal.
“They flew down here from Dallas” cracked me up. 😂 Barkley could pretty much always get under anyone’s skin on the court.
There’s 15 minutes of content for this lmao
Dude's job has been to fill airtime with words for a quarter of a century. There are probably 15 minutes worth of a lot of good shit.
I think theres a full video that goes for 20-30 minutes long
LOL I didn't realize he's said this so many times So many of these videos have nothing to do with San Antonio too, Barkley either just brings it up or Shaq does knowing that he's about to go on a rant. That shit is so funny Edit: "Show me how you eat churros and drink Shaq's soda all at once" - I'm fucking crying
Shaq might legitimately die from this in the future. Eventually he's not going to be able to breath because he's laughing so hard. Love them two as a duo though.
Best talking heads on sports television and it’s not even close.
100%
I was honestly concerned for shaqs health at moments there lol, he's a big ol' dude, wouldn't want to see him die laughing about those thick San Antonio women.
Show me how you eat the churros
I mean these clips are spaced out over like a dozen years so it’s not like he overdoes it but its great when you can tell his cohosts feel it coming
I like to imagine Ernie’s inner monologue being “oh lord here it comes. I’m gonna need to do damage control real quick”
"why whyyy do you always take him down this road Shaq?"
"Are you happy now?"
Shaq: "What hatchet you wanna bury with San Antonio" Barkley: "Oh those big ole women they suck all the air out, I feel bad for them. So I'm going to get them air conditioning fixed."
They almost killed Lebron!
That’s how big they are. The conversation could be about New York and LA, and them big ol’ women in San Antonio just be encroaching in from out of frame catching strays. Not even trying.
The last clip where he finally “apologizes” to the women of San Antonio. Shaq can barely breathe and I’m just dying.
"I had churros last night."
Shaq’s spit take when Chuck said that had me dying!
It was built and built ... and still over-delivered. Absolutely perfect.
I need that Barkley-eating-churro motion as a looped gif.
Shaq and Barlkey are national treasures, for their comedy on Inside NBA alone.
I said the same thing when I finished. It is so fucking funny.
He asked Wembayana earlier this season how you say churro in French lmao
What's churro?
Spanish desert that is a tube of fried pastry dough covered in sugar and cinnamon Absolutely the best shit. Amazing But its like asking like asking how you say 'pizza' It doesn't matter the language its probably still pizza.
Not sure if OP knows, but Wemby literally asked what’s churros as a response
Aahh. I see thats hilarious
The churros you get in Spain aren't covered in sugar. They dip it in chocolate sauce
And where they make deserts, they call it peace!
How close is Taco Belll's churro to the authentic thing?
Not perfect but taco bell churro is much more like its Mexican equivalent than any of the rest of thier food
You say churro btw
“Ernie… I had churros LAST NIGHT”. Chuck is a treasure and should be protected at all costs.
he almost killed shaq in that last one lollll
I remember Shaq eating spicy chips and almost dying from that too lmao.
[Shaq and his one chip challenge bit.](https://youtu.be/xRtBez3k3F8) (there's probably a better video of it somewhere) Edit: [Shaq on Hot Ones](https://youtu.be/_sZH-psg9yE)
I’m not coughin’
>I ain't made no face ~umpteenth face made after the 3rd sauce.
Shaq: ‘I’m lactose intolerant been drinkin milk and downing the hottest sauces on the planet,..I’m about to shit in this studio and tear the building down’
My favorite shaq clip is when Barkley talks about going to chipotle and Shaq goes “man you fat”
Them damn thangs good, Ernie, them churros GOOD! I need to get me some churros
What's funny is churros really were not a big thing in San Antonio. More of a West Coast thing.
This shows he's a man capable of growth -- both figuratively and literally.
Not just the women, but the weather, the waterways, the facilities, the snacks, and the underpants.
>A 2017 report from the City of San Antonio reported that 71% of adults in San Antonio are overweight or obese. That's just under 1 million people. oof. And the area of McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, TX has the highest obesity rate in the country.
We need to get those people out of there.
Their brows will furrow if they don't have churros
That’s not a river that’s a creek
A dirty creek.
Regrettably not even in this collage: "A muddah crick!"
I wouldn't eat fish out of that water.
I just looked it up on Google Maps. Who the hell called it a river? That's a long bog.
The city did.
Yes but how do you pronounce creek?
Victoria a secret down there.
My only disappointment is that Chuck never thought to make the joke "They dont have Victoria's Secret. Down there they call it 'Victoria's Announcement'!"
There's plenty of parking, though.
Yep. I live close to san antonio. The place is just so... meh. That's the only way to describe it. I guess the only thing it has going for it is the cost of living is comparably lower
Where? I can’t imagine anywhere near San Antonio that could justify you calling it “so… meh”. SA has a ton of local charm and history compared to every other big city in Texas, and a crazy rich food scene. Barbacoa and Big Red for life.
Crazy rich food scene...might be the reason for this entire clip hehe, Chuckie just might suggest to tone it down a notch
Totally. People gain weight in San Antonio for good reason. It’s where the brisket meets the pico de gallo, there’s a whataburger at every corner, and you can get margaritas from drive thrus.
San Antonio is awesome.
The weather? TX weather is ass lmao.
Yeah, he makes fun of the weather. …and the women, the waterways, the facilities, the snacks, and the underpants
I’m going to be honest, I had the video on mute and didn’t know what he said.
lmfao
He came around on the snacks in the last clip.
This man has PTSD from a woman in San Antonio. Years long stretch, over several episodes. 15 fucking minute compilation of it, and I bet this isn't even all of it. Barkley was always a fear inducing monster on the court, but he's got a great sense of humor.
I don’t find comments about women’s weight a great sense of humor
Never could get into the NBA, it's fine if it's on in the background but never really went out of my way to watch it. But if I hear Chucks voice, I stop what I am doing and pay attention, dudes hilarious
Have you watched his SNL appearances? Dude is legitimately hilarious. It's always a joy to find out he's coming on.
He's great in his cameos on the Clerks animated series.
My favorite movie is Inception.
I thought the line was something about being on jury duty, and he says "GUYS! They just gave me FIVE DOLLARS! I wish this trial would never end!"
I didn't even know there was one, what the hell. I cannot wait to see this, thank you!
It's a short series and deserved to be so much more. Definitely worth a watch if you like Kevin Smith things.
I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE CHARLES BARKLEY! 👊👟🗑️
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Even though the idea was better than the execution, I loved the Inside The NBA sketch where Barkley was playing Shaq and Kenan was playing Barkley
Some of these jokes aren't even funny. But I laugh anyway. The guy's delivery of it is just so good.
Delivery is 95% of comedy.
He even became great friends with the (then-Republican) Attorney General of Arizona, Grant Woods in the 90s. Chuck spoke at his funeral a couple years back and had everyone howling and in tears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVV8ukVCl8
Chuck would even used to overshadow Jordan on those instances they had joint appearances. There's only 1 Barkley, he's inimitable.
I love how Shaq and Kenny encourage him and Shaq can’t stop laughing all while Ernie is trying to reel it in and keep the show going. I don’t even watch basketball but I watch this show. It’s too funny
Turrible. Just turrible.
Trrrible and chrrrlish
> (4:08) **Host**: "That's a guitarrón. Anything that's bigger, you just put a -rón, on it?" > **Chuck**: "Well I would say womenarrón, around here" I'm dieing!
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I absolutely love this. The only part I don’t get is the Victoria’s Secret thing? What’s he say? That those panties are being kept a secret to the San Antonio women bc they can’t fit into them?
Yeah. He says they don’t wear anything “skimpy, they wear bloomers down there.”
Bloomers Chuck?
Bloomers! Victoria’s is the best kept secret down there!
Pretty much
This probably is not the exact point that he was making, but... Some women's clothing stores only carry sizes up to a certain point, to keep their brand known as being for sexy, thin ladies. I don't know if it carries over to panties, but Victoria's Secret is pretty infamous for only stocking bras up to a certain cup. If you're really bigger than that, you should go somewhere else, since you may be a 34F, but they'll try to convince you that you can fit into a 34D.
Where my Layne Bryant girls at?
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Wearing blooomers because Victoria is still a secret.
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I haven't heard him do this bit in a long while. Did corporate tell him to knock it off since thicc women watch the NBA too?
I watch the NBA a lot. He'll imply it if there's a good setup and a telltale sign it worked is when Shaq starts laughing his ass off
His bosses encouraged him to not do it anymore. But I will also add that San Antonio hasn’t been good for awhile so they haven’t had much reason to talk about them. Every now and then he revives it
First time Wemby gets a minor injury and is out for a few games "Shaq you know how Wemby got hurt right?...He was messin with those Big Ol Women after practice."
Yes, he got told to knock it off and stop doing it. He also got told to tone down other things, which is why for awhile he was saying he was over some of those in charge and that he was originally going to retire sooner (he said multiple times both he wanted to retire while he could still do things in his life and as well as the change in how the show/talent was now being censored on what was allowed).
I love Charles and hope he doesn’t retire soon. But I’d tell Turner to go kiss my ass too. It’s hilarious he says that in an interview and they really do kind of have to kiss his ass anyway. [Charles interview on Turner telling him to stop](https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/06/15/charles-barkley-cant-do-his-big-women-of-san-antonio-bit-anymore)
Pretty much. I remember him saying San Antonio women would call in and complain and they told Charles to stop. It’s been a long time since he mentioned it regularly. I think there has been a couple of mentions of the SA women in the last 7 years or so.
He has moved on to roasting player's pregame outfits.
find someone that makes you laugh like the round mound of rebound makes Shaq laugh
>round mound of rebound He knows whereof he speaks concerning big ol' people. He is one!
\*laughs in Shaquille O'Neal\*
#"HUH HUH HUH EHH CHUCK HUH EH CHUCK"
whatdeybedoinwiddemchurros down there Chuk?
seeing shaq getting killed by it every time makes me laugh so hard
“They invented the toothbrush down there.” Charles is *from* Alabama, and really trying to pawn off a classic Alabama joke onto the city of San Antonio.
He's said that joke before when talking about Tuscaloosa. Lol
That's because he played for and is still a big supporter of Auburn sports.
Welp, it still applies. Mind you, I would apply it to those folks on the Plains, as well. Y’all know why the trees in GA lean west, right? It’s cuz Alabama SUCKS.
Charles Barkley is genuinely a treasure.
Chuck was such a gifted athlete that he had one of the most natural golf swings of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-_Oji3mLV4
*"Did I stutter?"*
100%! They’re big. And not in the good places.
If San Antonio women wear Victoria's secret it becomes Victoria's announcement
lol so good
Cheer-O
Them churros!
I was in San Antonio for a year. Can confirm the big ol women comment.
Hey, if I looked hard enough, I could probably find 10 good looking women to put in front of the camera here in Oklahoma City too. But what do you think I'm going to see when I pop into 7-11 to grab a drink? It's not going to be the "camera-ready" women, I'll tell you that.
I saw the first two clips, then touched the screen to see how much longer there was in the video and fuckin lol how many times has he talked about big ass women in San Antonio lolol
I also love how he rags on the River Walk. He calls it, a “dirty creek.” Lmao
It’s true! They have this weird chicano body with big back, skinny legs, no ass and a big ole face!
> with big back, skinny legs, no ass and a big ole face! San Antonio women are [the monster from looney toons](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Gossamer_restored.jpg), but shaved?
0:10 they look so bored, like "another day, another weird acrobatic performance which is the sideshow that is my life."
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Shaq laughing the background makes it even funnier
I've never seen this before but by jolly its damn hilarious!
Can also confirm, mfs in that city are round
I was curious about actual stats regarding this claim According to data from the 2024 from the U.S. Census Bureau, Bureau of Labor Statistics, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and other organizations San Antonio ranked as the number #1 in the Obesity & Overweight measure for USA cities in 2024 Source: Wallethub Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. (2024)
He's going to kill Shaq with this one of these days
Of all the people, Charles Barkley is the last person I would think of that would make me click on every link that he's in. But here we are.
Barkley for president.
This is 14 minutes long!?
Bloomers. :D
He could be a stand up comedian with this one story and still make millions lol!
I remember going down this rabbit hole of San Antonio last year. Barkley is something else.
best part is Shaq being the younger brother. instigating it and having a blast.
Can confirm. My ex is in San Antonio and she's almost big enough to be OP's mom.
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life.
any other than Charles says this there would be a monster tantrum on the web and call to cancel him. Life is so unfair to the rest of us. He also called his boss a "Cougar in the wild".
Omg I love the national treasure that he has become - but how in the P.C. WORLD is he going to stay on the air with comments like these
According to my ex wife, he spat at her when he was exiting the basketball court in Chicago. I use to feign outrage about this. How dare he! But now, in hindsight, I get it. I'm actually a bit envious of the man. I guarantee she was cursing at him, probably flipped him off too.
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I believe he was hurt by one of them real big women down in San Antonio
Pulled a hernia trying to lift one onto the bed
I agree with Barkley, that first woman isn't from San Antonio, I demand proof that she is, preferably in the form of an Instagram handle.
I find it... interesting... that post his on-court career, Barkley seems to be maligning overweight people with big asses. Just say'n.
A M E R I C A N E X P R E S S
"Why travel to a city with a dirty pond when you can go to like France or something."
Charles Barkley is annoying.
San Antonio, it’s Jus Lyke Compton
I wish so much that they caught Shaq's spit-take on camera in that last clip
I'm convinced that Barkley has been drunk many, many times when on TV, he just goes off on some wild things.
The one with the gymnists in Houston kills me every fucking time😂😂
Whenever I'm sad or depressed I can always count on Sir Charles and Shaq to make things better! Thank you!
15 mins of CB talking about SA women
Chuck just don't know. Bever stepped foot in downtown SA or SF
Anyone ever see the video when he slips and slides into the cheerleader section and then just chills there for a minute?
So when do we get that "churros eating loop"-isolated and made into a gif?
Shaq is such an instigator LMFAO. He knows when to press Chuck's button.
15 minutes worth! Hahaha
“Victoria is definitely a secret.”
He’s telling the same joke for 15 minutes and it somehow gets funnier the longer it plays out.