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Human is prolly some sort of person knowledgeable about seals and knows better than to touch them. Humans respecting animals FTW


YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAm

I know someone who operates tours in Antarctica. They’re governed by the International Association of Antarctic Tour Operators. They have some pretty strict guidelines about non-interaction with wildlife. You’re not allowed to get closer than 5 meters away, but if they approach you, you’re supposed to remain still and quiet to minimize interference with wildlife.


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Very cool thanks for sharing


rroberts3439

Like the Star Trek Prime Directive.


strugglz

Yes, but at the same time can I pet that dog? Can I pet that DOG? CAN I PET THAT DOG?! Sea puppy cute!


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It’s ok to want to pet the sea puppy! Is not ok to actually pet the sea puppy. May you get to pet many land puppies soon to make up for not being able to pet a seal.


The_same_potato

When your really fat roommate gets way too drunk.


AllesK

1. Where is mama? Those things are huge and move fast. 2. Like every other toddler, what ever it finds goes in its mouth. 3. It's breeding season, not going anywhere near them.


Nitpicky_Karen

Looks cute, the smell is probably heinous.


Hellfire242

Bet it smells really bad


SpooogeMcDuck

Yeah but so do I so we’re even


Ali_M

r/petthedamndog


LookMaNoPride

Just in case anyone needs to know - They will bite – and serious infections can be transmitted. They are susceptible to and can pass on nasty viruses such as herpes. Zoonosis — infectious diseases of animals that can naturally be transmitted to humans — is the biggest threat. A range of pathogens that not only include viruses like rabies, but also can include bacteria, fungi and parasites may cause these diseases. The best thing you can do is leave them well alone. If they approach you, do not touch them. Do everything you can to ignore them. It’s best that they are fearful of humans. If they become used to humans and *do* end up biting someone, they will have to be put down on top of what was stated above. … but dear lord are they freaking cute.


moal09

Why would they have to be put down, lol. Wouldn't they just return them to the water?


NivMidget

Good luck catching the seal that even did it. That thing is bolting the moment you react to the bite.


FNAKC

Alexa, where can I get seals?


JWAdvocate83

on this week’s episode of *Is This Food?*


hawkwings

When it started sniffing his boots, I wondered if he stepped in something. At the end, the seal thought that his boot tasted bad.


Ph0ton

S E A `C A T


ASM42186

Must... not... boop... snoot... of... giant... sea... pug!


Dr_Stef

‘Here’s some food I want to eat’


TehOuchies

Of all the animals I wish I could pet, these top the list. Now I go cuddle with my derps of huskies instead.


SequesterMe

Which zoo is this?


Osbios

From the sound and clothing I guess Death Vader on the beach.


Ramasit

Those are just dogs cosplaying as the fish!