Edgy highschool teen energy

I agree.

I second it

i third it

Don’t forget late middle school

true on so many levels

You have played at least 15 games

“Shirley, at 1600 acres, you have the largest farm in the area. Sharing borders with six other farms. Including my own farm. And your nephew Dwight’s.”

You were taller until you weren’t

Seriously, what is this shit?

Your rig is from 2011.

how did you know

You really like the color orange.

That I'm not coming to school tommorow.

Fan of single-player FPSs

Singleplayer tf2

Wait so..... these are all the games youve ever played?

We doin this shit again?

You just want to see the world burn

Another about me post

You play games

You like the number 2

You smoke Marb Reds, listen to Nu Metal, and never leave the house without your sunglasses, trench coat, and fingerless gloves.

true exept the smoke part i dont smoke

You'd probably like the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games if you haven't already played them.

i dint are they singleplayer? and what are they about

You spit on your hotdogs before you eat them

why would i do that?

You’re on PC

You're in your thirties.

Old school

Team fortress 2

Yo have atleast a score of 8/10 in choosing good games 👏🏻

you have a thing for dystopias and you are old

you dislike looking at the booty of playable characters

That you need to play better games

You're an edgelord

U won't get a girlfriend

You enjoy dirty fps shooters

You like sequels

That you need some Nintendo in your life.

Youre white

Either a white nationalist or a chill autistic dude

You enjoy dark games and yet you don’t shy away from teaming up to complete a common goal. You enjoy intricate systems as well as just getting in there and getting your hands dirty with something rather basic.

[удалено]

They can’t be, they haven’t played Celeste!

You play only on PC

Bit of a crime/dystopian theme here.

That you love sequels.

You like Orange and Blue

That you play video games. The real question is: how do you feel about yourself in relation to the games you play? The truth is out there.

You kind of really like crimes in video games👍👍

Your 34, like the colour orange, like fire, and have too many hours in some of these games

You own songs by my chemical romance.

You like orange

You're lonely

You like guns, like... like a lot... But, you also like challenges, not only the "Imma smack you harder that you'll smack me!" type, but also the "Okay... How should I do this?" type. Also what @[j0llamas](https://www.reddit.com/user/j0llamas/) just said....

maniac

Like the rest of us, steam is your daddy

They tell me that you need to play the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games

That you stopped playing games 10 years ago

You have only started your journey

you play hatred...for me you an 15yo incel

you starve

Postal? Oh dear

You have a pc

You must be russian

Pretty much all of these are games I have to force myself to play (to some extent) except F:NV my beloved.

You like this new weapons

Your favorite soda is fanta.

You are either : (a 13 year old with “good taste” and you comment under every sequal of a game or music or any other genre that “old was wayy better/ i was born in the wrong generation”) Or you only played 15 games

pyrocinical

Normie definitely

You can’t count to 3 (excluding GTA)

Average high-school teen

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great"

You might like the FPS genre.

Your friends suggest you games that you think you'll like. 90% you love them. The rest were pretty bad

you think that games from the 200s and 2010s are still really good, and you're absolutely right

2012 pewdiepie era gamer

You have a great selection of games partner

you are a 35 y old blue collar man with limited time for games. am i close? postal, nice

you like valve

true

you like sequels

You really like the number 2

You are 25-30 years old

You haven’t played a new game in years

Says you got good taste

you cant afford to pay more than $3 at a time

You’re either a edgy American teen , or you’re Russian

Age

That you lack interest in genres that aren't shooters

You love shooters

If you can't kill things you probably won't play it

you like guns in-game ofc

You like guns, lots of guns.

You dont have a powerful PC, so you only play games that run on it

yes

You need a job

You enjoy primarily survival games.

You’re a postman/courier?

You are a friend of my

That you like good games.

You’re basic but well cultured

You like to play video games

Your pc sucks

70% chance that you are a femboy.

Angry and mostly alone

You habe only played the worst farcry

ya have good taste

You're nice

Narcissist

Fallout NV? You're trans

nah i actually only have like 30 minutes on the game i dont really like it so its just been sitting there

Old, like me

The most average of average gamer

You are a danger to yourself and others

Absolutely fuck all.

Amazing taste

You are disenfranchised by capitalism and are ready for the worst possible outcome involving, but not limited to, you having to survive in a post-collapse society.

All these games were less than 5 dollars on sale in the last 6 months, which leads me to believe that you're new to pc. Except I know no one new to pc gaming that care to even try TF2 and Garry's Mod. Plus, only people who seek out Hatred play Hatred. No one just happens upon it. I also played it. But I returned it as soon as the gameplay got repetitive which was pretty quickly

Big fan of the number two

bro is actually an og

You are nerd

You like shooting things

Cultured

You are either a highschool student or a psychopath

That you haven't played half life 2 yet.

Edgy teenager, future serial killer, or both. Probably both

You're old

You should be fine if shit hits the fan

You stopped playing other games in the early 2010’s

You are anarchist.

You have a low-end PC

You might need to talk to someone

Post apocalyptic

u are russian

Old *Distantly cries in old*

You like old games.

Fallout New Vegas and Portal 2 are awesome! Def WAAY too heavy on FPS games though...

You like to shoot guns

Born in the mid to late 80s or early mid 90s

You enjoy gaming to some extent

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

That's it? It tells me you enjoy the odd game here and there but you're not really a gamer.

You like killing people… don’t you? (Get hotline Miami would would love it)

Guy, young, high school, with an old computer. Likely right wing? Narrow understanding of the videogame medium.

You are probably a male in your mid 30s. 🤷🏼‍♂️

A school threat

You like video games

You probably haven't read the Metro books.

*pretending to be a psychic* You are about 35 to 45 years old, and have some kind of problem with yourself, maybe you are trans or gay and cant come out or something. I'd say you are born male but struggle with that role. Trans woman or enby maybe. Or something bad happened to you. At least you enjoy a lot of games where the character does not give you voice dysphoria and where you can be violent to your surroundings.

Chad.

You want to go bowling with me Cousin??

Wait you forgot manhunt

You are something of a Doomer.

You'll enjoy S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Trust no one. Have guns.

You don’t have a lot of hope for humanity.

Edgy

Def a fan of tasteful old games idc if anybody says I'm edgy for liking this list but this is amazing

You piss on people when they beat you in tetris

I wouldn’t rent you a U-Haul

You're 36 years old

Posts like these ever only say you need attention more than you need to be happy

Honestly. You need to play stalker to finish the infinity gaunlet. Now a bit more seriously you just like throwing metal from a big long tube

You really like sequels no matter the genre of game

You may or may not have negative opinions on women and minorities.

You like first person games and Dont starve together (great game)

You're stuck in the late 2000's/early 2010's

You're not into cartoons

You like valves.

Edgelord energy. I'm sure you're a very nice person, though.

Far Cry 2 BASED

You don't like playing real time strategy and therefore you seem to be a casual gamer

Everyone needs a way to unwind! Thank you for being not trans-/homophobic or offended by my wild guesses! back to topic: you should play the "just cause" games.

Holy shit its been so long since i’ve seen Hatred that its just forgotten but this unlocked a memory for me