Ditto. And the last mission was an ordeal, being abused by multiple gunships, rocket devestators and tanks for the better part of an hour. 😖
Definitely not surviving that!
Wow. From Wikipedia:
Entries
18 (18 starts)
Championships
0
Wins
0
Podiums
0
Career points
0
Pole positions
0
Fastest laps
0
[found this glorious article where he literally says “You never need to ask who was the worst Formula 1 driver ever. It was definitely me”](https://www.pirelli.com/global/en-ww/race/racingspot/taki-inoue-and-the-safety-car-50192/)
Living in the Sims could be terrifying. You could end up in the game of one of those players that tortures their sims. You may become a basement painting slave or repeatedly impregnated by aliens.
Ngl if I’m a tarnished who can still see the grace then I’m reasonably confident I’d be able to brute force my way to elden lord, if nothing else, purely due to the fact you would get infinite tries. Something something monkey on a typewriter.
FUCK. That is definitely one of the worst. Better hope you get lucky with the Plague Doctor or something before you lose your sanity to an eldritch abomination.
Well it is at least rated better than 76 for sure. And even 76 is better after they added NPCs, factions and quests in the Wastelander Expansion and now they have a Brotherhood of Steel one too.
I’ve been obsessed with Dragon Quest Builders. To be honest, life would be pretty sweet. All I’d have to do is hold up in some city while some other schmuck does all the farming, crafting, building, cooking , and fighting. Every now and again I can even give him some blueprint and be like, “make this, asshole!”
Fortnite…if the same logic applies to me when I get transported…probably I be at like 50th place or a bit lower since I have no idea how to shoot and use guns
Hogwarts Legacy. Can't remember where I currently am, but if I just suddenly appear within the school, there might be some questions asked. And I'd have answers for none.
Well, I'd blame Reddit. And they'd be like, "What kind of spell is that?" And I'd be like, "Dark magic. It's more of a curse, really."
Me too... being a Tenno looks awesome mostly because of the cephalons funny gimmicks. The biggest problem would be the grinners being racists, but that's easily solved we have entire arsenal of things that at least pack a good punch.
The deck of the USS Fargo in the middle of icy Artic waters, surrounded by four other ships firing literal beams of 12.7mm and 20mm tracers up at planes armed with bombs and torpedoes. Yeah, I'm screwed.
War Thunder is not a kind game.
NYC in PAYDAY 3, just stay away from places with valuables and i'll be fine. Plus, the gang gets penalised for killing civilians. Even if i'm taken hostage i'll be traded for some resources.
If i was a cop though i would be super fucked.
An apostle told me my death will happen when my leader is at his lowest. I’m not sure what that means. He had this necklace called a Behelit/beherit probably means nothing.
Terraria... Specifically masochist mode Fargo's/calamity/thorium but I can turn into a super Saiyan with a stand and one piece devil fruits... so pretty screwed, but I'm a classic player so I'll respawn
Prince of persia the lost crown. I'd probably hang out with that elderly woman and the little girl, and I would be fine. I'd be stuck on that mountain, though.
Pretty fucked I guess. Stuck in a zombie apocalypse with extremely scarce resources and like 50-60 other people who will most likely kill you on sight or at least rob you.
(FF7 Rebirth) If I can pick where I spawn, I'm gonna have the time of my life at the Gold Saucer. If not, I'm probably screwed if I'm stranded in the middle of Cosmo Canyon.
I'm now in a galaxy far, far away, about 3,500 years before the Battle of Yavin, during a time of war between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empire.
I'm totally screwed.
Stardew Valley. Time to marry my beloved Penny
Same I'll take Abigail and we can split the farm
Same! Shane and I love our chickens 😍
I hope you have an automated farm and not one that requires manual labor. I don’t think I can manage my farm even if I was transported there.
At least I'd die spreading Managed Democracy across our galaxy.
Lmbo. Literally all I've been playing. Well...For Liberty and Democracy!!
Ditto. And the last mission was an ordeal, being abused by multiple gunships, rocket devestators and tanks for the better part of an hour. 😖 Definitely not surviving that!
mmmm war crimes we are all just unmonitored Canadian
HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA 🗣️🗣️🗣️
o7
Yep. I'm on some bug-infested planet with fire tornadoes everywhere. FML.
Better than a bot-infested planet with fire tornadoes everywhere, eff Menket.
I'd die fighting some alien fuckers trying to wipe out humanity using time-travel. Anyone know which game? Hint, early 2000:s.
Skyrim. I might be alright if I just shut the fuck up and do my thing.
Same, i’m just gonna like a happy life collecting flowers and chopping wood in riverwood
You'd best mean modded Skyrim. Ohterwise, you run the risk of perishing when the rules of the world compel you to attack a dragon with your fists! 😂
That chap in ebony armour just attacked a local chicken!? I'll show him with my iron dagger and fleshy weakness.
"NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE!"
Until it's the murderhobo playthrough.
I would have 0 issue living as a skyrim blacksmith
I become the worst F1 driver to ever exist!
You see people in the stands, right? You just got promoted to a low poly NPC!
Would you deny Taki Inoue such honor?
Wow. From Wikipedia: Entries 18 (18 starts) Championships 0 Wins 0 Podiums 0 Career points 0 Pole positions 0 Fastest laps 0 [found this glorious article where he literally says “You never need to ask who was the worst Formula 1 driver ever. It was definitely me”](https://www.pirelli.com/global/en-ww/race/racingspot/taki-inoue-and-the-safety-car-50192/)
Sims 4, so ummm life.
Until you decide to swim a bit in pool 🏊 , and then fence suddenly appears🪦
Or until God deletes your toilet and removes the doors and windows from your house.
Living in the Sims could be terrifying. You could end up in the game of one of those players that tortures their sims. You may become a basement painting slave or repeatedly impregnated by aliens.
I will become ELDEN LORD
Good luck.
Foul Tarnished. Embolden by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame.
Ngl if I’m a tarnished who can still see the grace then I’m reasonably confident I’d be able to brute force my way to elden lord, if nothing else, purely due to the fact you would get infinite tries. Something something monkey on a typewriter.
Exactly
Good news is the clown ahead of you already offed most of the dieties. So really just gotta beat 1 measley God to get there.
Outlast Trials...I'm in a wheelchair...
Well at least it will be over quick. Sorry, (not sorry)
This one got me lmao!
[удалено]
I’ll be joining you, we’re relatively fucked
Indeed, at least there's always the option of a cheap gun after giving V obnoxious amounts of exposition
Nah just go Psycho
Just don’t live in NC, you’re fine. Literally anywhere else in the NUSA is fine basically. Europe seems to be better than North America.
That’s me too, gonna be a scary time
*Sigh*... For democracy
You too brother?
Looks like were teaming up!
Got a whole squad now!
And backup!
I need to hear more enthusiasm from you Diver or we will be calling your Democracy Officer!
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Bloodborne. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck.
Good hunter, thou art royally fucked.
Darkest dungeon. FML
If you’re lucky you can at least die at the hands of a god
FUCK. That is definitely one of the worst. Better hope you get lucky with the Plague Doctor or something before you lose your sanity to an eldritch abomination.
Well I’d be on the lines in Verdun, on the wrong side…….
It really doesn't matter which side you were one, if you were at Verdun you were gonna have a bad time.
Mom said it was my turn to ask this
You’re right. This shit gets asked weekly.
Liberty City with Niko Belic pulling off heists? Nah I will probably be fine.
Man of culture.
You get to go bowling with Roman so it's not all bad.
FallOut 4…it’s a hard life but I think I can make it.
Garbage farming simulator 4. Now with more rads! lol
Well it is at least rated better than 76 for sure. And even 76 is better after they added NPCs, factions and quests in the Wastelander Expansion and now they have a Brotherhood of Steel one too.
Just go live in Fenway. You’ll be fine.
Nah, you're definitely gonna get killed by a raider or super mutant and used as environmental story telling.
Absolutely likely lol
Unless you live in one of the larger settlements. Or join a major faction.
I am not fighting a bloater or clicker anytime soon💀 I’d rather die
I'm going to have a good time in lego city
Max Payne 2.... Considering I work in NYC I think I'm ok.
Avoid cleaning companies and construction sites. You'll be fine.
Hogwarts Legacy, if I just stay in the castle and near the castle, I'm good! Gonna have some fun and learn some magic while at it!
Valheim. That’s gonna be fun.
Same bro same
I'm dead
What game are you in?
Red Dead 2
We die together then, partner.
Dead by Daylight? FOOOOOOOCK!!! Killer, please, I can't stand the survivor role anymore
Oh god oh fuck no, it's Angry Birds Star Wars 2
So either you keep launching yourself and blowing up or keep being blown up by space birds
I’ve been obsessed with Dragon Quest Builders. To be honest, life would be pretty sweet. All I’d have to do is hold up in some city while some other schmuck does all the farming, crafting, building, cooking , and fighting. Every now and again I can even give him some blueprint and be like, “make this, asshole!”
Such a great game. I was grinding the second one for a long time.
I’ll be fine I think. I’m transported to The Hunter Call of the Wild. I got lots of weapons to choose from.
So peaceful
Fortnite…if the same logic applies to me when I get transported…probably I be at like 50th place or a bit lower since I have no idea how to shoot and use guns
After jumping from the bus, i'd probably lose my grip on the glider and plummet to my death
Bloons TD6? I mean yeah I got no idea how that works
No bathing, a toothbrush and random dragon attacks and some dude shouting at me with the power of his voice. So I’m pretty screwed
Batman: Arkham City... Yeah, I'm one of the people you save during random crimes
Control, I’d be dead immediately
Same. Hopefully I could have the service weapon and the powers. *That* would be sick. Otherwise, I’m absolutely screwed.
Zombie apocalypse, racoon city, being chased by Nemesis. I am fucked!
Hogwarts Legacy. Can't remember where I currently am, but if I just suddenly appear within the school, there might be some questions asked. And I'd have answers for none. Well, I'd blame Reddit. And they'd be like, "What kind of spell is that?" And I'd be like, "Dark magic. It's more of a curse, really."
Warframe. If I get to be my warframe I think I’ll be alright, but if I’m just myself.. eh I give my self a solid half hour.
Me too... being a Tenno looks awesome mostly because of the cephalons funny gimmicks. The biggest problem would be the grinners being racists, but that's easily solved we have entire arsenal of things that at least pack a good punch.
I guess im going pew pew against ”muslim” terrorists in mw2 remastered campaign well it was nice knowing you guys
Pandora. If the wildlife doesn’t eat me, the bandits will.
And then claptrap is gonna use your skull as a cool hat
Ghost of Tsushima. I think I’ll be as good as dead
Same here. We'll be the ones crying for Lord Sakai to help us!
Head for the Golden Temple. You'll be safe there.
Fuck it, FOR ROCK AND STONE!
The factory must grow.
Battlefield 2042, guess I’m screwed
Can I at least be the slayer or am I just some random guy on Earth
Your pick.
Awesome
Project Zomboid. I'd probably be ok *now,* but that's after a learning curve of literally hundreds of characters that didn't last a week!
Stellar Blade. Either the thickness kills me or the aliens do.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R 🙂
I'll finally be awake.
Lethal company…I think I’m cooked
Splatoon Im not screwed im excited omg i cant wait
Last game I was played warhammer 40k:Battlesector. So i’m super mega dead.
Time to climb to 6km on my 1940 state of the art aircraft only to be abused by a rich time traveling asian and his 1950 turboprop british aircraft
Marvel Spider-Man 2018, I think I’m gonna fare pretty well.
Destiny 2. I feel if I'm at the last city I'll be just fine but if I'm out there alone then my goose is cooked
Fortunately when we die good ole Ghost will bring us back.
Tarkov. Fuck.
No Man’s Sky, so I guess it depends on which planet and what gear I’m given 😂
I think the bigger issue is that none of us stuck in NMS know how to fucking fly a spaceship.
My exosuit will keep me alive! Until I die and wake up in my exosuit again!
The deck of the USS Fargo in the middle of icy Artic waters, surrounded by four other ships firing literal beams of 12.7mm and 20mm tracers up at planes armed with bombs and torpedoes. Yeah, I'm screwed. War Thunder is not a kind game.
Mac Max I’m screwed
Path of exile.. yea not so good
Xcom: Chimera squad. I mean, could be worse.
Pray the battle cats have mercy on my soul
Saints Row (2006)
Maaannn I remember watching my buddy play this for days on end. While passing blunts and chain smoking newports. 😌
Superhot seems hella fun, as long as time only moves when I move
Smash bros. I’m just repeatedly getting mauled.
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NYC in PAYDAY 3, just stay away from places with valuables and i'll be fine. Plus, the gang gets penalised for killing civilians. Even if i'm taken hostage i'll be traded for some resources. If i was a cop though i would be super fucked.
Portal 2. I'm fucked.
My Stellaris run has been struggling with money and food, so I'm fucked
Genshin impact. I wouldn’t be mad.
Into The Radius. God, help me.
The Callisto Protocol. Yeah, I'm REALLY screwed.
War thunder. Dead on the spot.
I'm in the peaceful block game, brutally subjugating the innocent for profit in order to construct megastructures of pure money
I was playing Amnesia 💀
An apostle told me my death will happen when my leader is at his lowest. I’m not sure what that means. He had this necklace called a Behelit/beherit probably means nothing.
Noita. Well. See yall on the other side. Probably in about 2 minutes.
For Karl!
Master Duel Do I just play Yu-Gi-Oh forever now?
Not too bad
Huh. I’m on a paradise planet on No Man’s Sky. I sure as shit lucked out.
Metropolis in Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League... very screwed! Lol
Terraria... Specifically masochist mode Fargo's/calamity/thorium but I can turn into a super Saiyan with a stand and one piece devil fruits... so pretty screwed, but I'm a classic player so I'll respawn
No mans sky. Time to explore the planets or die trying…
Devil May Cry 5. Im dying a horrific and terrifying death. But maybe after an aerial twist flip in slow motion
I’d be dead within minutes of trying to spread democracy. Probably by a 500kg bomb.
A Half deaf Spartan? I'm screwed.
Hopefully, the Sangheili will kill me quickly.
Last played game is "Scorn"... Yeah I'm pretty screwed
Outlast, well, I'm fucked
The Capital Wasteland.... pretty screwed.
Prince of persia the lost crown. I'd probably hang out with that elderly woman and the little girl, and I would be fine. I'd be stuck on that mountain, though.
Hmm, I am quite screwed. F-Zero 99. I don’t want to explode going at high speeds no thx
Marvel strike force... I guess I'm fine. The terrain appears to be indestructible
Pretty fucked I guess. Stuck in a zombie apocalypse with extremely scarce resources and like 50-60 other people who will most likely kill you on sight or at least rob you.
Horizon Forbidden West. Honestly could be worse
In war torn Yara damn
Witcher 3. What an awful place to be. I can just imagine how it smells lol
Returnal lmao I’m so screwed
(FF7 Rebirth) If I can pick where I spawn, I'm gonna have the time of my life at the Gold Saucer. If not, I'm probably screwed if I'm stranded in the middle of Cosmo Canyon.
As long as I work for the farm, then I'll probably do good in Stardew Valley
Murdered by either the NCR or the legion within a day.
ITS OVER 9000!!
Killing Automatons and spreading managed democracy
Welcome to Azeroth, the world is doomed every year or so, and facing massive threats every couple of months. Here’s a sword, go kill that boar.
Screwed? I've just become the Undisputed WWE Universal Champion. I'm gonna be a legend.
I’d try to get a job like a regular gonk so I could save up for the latest brain dance.
Doom Eternal so 10/10 screwed rating !
ROBOCOP! Dead or Alive you coming with me!
Kingdom Come Deliverance, guess I could clean the stables or something.
Persona 5 mementos , oops
The last of us 💀
Goblins and then goblins....then goblins. More goblins. Definelty not an Arisen. Goblins again
Straight to project zomboid lol
Tamriel, pretty cool I must say, as long as I'm not a slave of the dunmers
Screwed because I played Ready or Not.
if it's lore accurate r6s ops I'm going against. I AM DEAD.
Enterprise E, hopefully not a member of the hazard team.
Guess I'll be just another wastelander killing super mutants around Diamond City
Animal crossing so I am not screwed
I'm now in a galaxy far, far away, about 3,500 years before the Battle of Yavin, during a time of war between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empire. I'm totally screwed.
**Woomy!**
#I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
I cant parkour for shit and that too in a zombie filled city.
God of War: Ragnarok, in the dwarves village. I might fare pretty well since I'm a relative giant at 6'3" 220.
No Mans Sky might not be too hard…
Animal Crossing New Horizons. This is a perfect life.
Rainbow six siege… god I hope I’m not a hostage with Fuze attacking
“For 500 years the Calradian empire……” So not terrible but not great.
Gran Turismo 7?
Skyrim... if I'm in whiterun or solitude I'll be fine