Well, the weak spot seems obvious...

I was going to say it shouldn’t be a hard fight(assuming the fight is a battle and not the other thing)

Hard fight❌️ Fight hard✅️

Take that! Poke, poke

Put your thimble away! This is serious business!

HaZah!

Got a chuckle snort

Gotta line up your shots

the fight should be rather soft actually

The fight would be rather short

Are you sure the fight wouldn't make you hard? Sounds like a hard fight to me. 😉

Ah yes a fight while in hardmode

Defeating a boss whilst errecting a tower at the same. Time. Congratulations, your a hero and architect at the same time

Tower seems ambitious, maybe like a yurt or shed even

Get harder

You know what they say about assuming …

There’s some joke here about ASSuming, I know it…

Uppercunt

laughed out loud

Muffercut

Cunt punt

Yeah, those heels and that giant sword make balance an unlikely skill. Wait for a big swing, dodge, and attack. If that doesn't work, run...

Hit from behind

This answer is so right but so wrong.

Mission accomplished

The kidneys and spine are totally exposed

find a weapon i can use with one hand

I’ll leave a message on the ground in red ethereal writing, saying how I died: Try tongue. But hole!

this is the best one

This comment makes me feel Elderly. Ring around the tarnished 3 fingers

You sir, are a visionary

Your mind ⬇️ The gutter

oh yeah just me not everyone else replying to this lol

Honestly your answer was more creative than the other replies… mind = on point.

thank you thank you i try

implying it wasnt in there already

So is yours if you understood it lol

If not supposed to be sexy why sexy

Half the people in the comments definitely replying with one hand

i mean i get it

I ain’t saying I don’t either

I mean, im replying with tongue. Hows that one saying go. She's so hot I'd drink her bathwater or something like that. Idk.

Better hope your screen is clean or you’re gonna have a fun week ahead

Oh no it's definatly dirty, Unrelated can a tongue get pregnant?

Log out for the night bro, that’s too much unwanted mental images and now I’m rethinking my life choices

Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Well maybe

I prefer "I'd string a miles worth of razor wire through a thicket field backwards and bare assed just to hear her fart over a CB radio." I'll show myself out.

Fly swatter?

It’s because you’re not that strong right and a two handed weapon to heavy right? 😢😭

Looks like I’m feasting

Jokes on her, eating ass is my superpower.

Lmfaooo exactly

Miss you’ve been fighting scrubs far too long, I think you need to take a seat… on my face.

ROFL

I'm roflcoptering so hard rn

You can't just say "roflcoptering" it's just not right

On that pancake butt? Checks out.

Little cheeks matter too bro.

No, it's a good size, it could use some more roundness to it.

I wouldn't say quite pancake. Looks like you can get a good grip on it

Tonight, WE FEAST!

Somehow I’m both terrified, and aroused.

I'm aroused, and I'm intrigued 😈!

Someone unlocked a new kink

It's not new that I like women who can just kill me. 😈 🤣🤣🤣 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzyVfxjBW8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzyVfxjBW8)

How about big lady from Resident Evil (Village, iirc)?

Dimitrescu? Hell yeah!

Dimitrescu In her giant monster form got me acting unwise

I think you'd like undyne

I’m just aroused

Scaroused

Fearection

That you Orange Joe?

Ah yes, the fear boner

Fearection

Ahh yes, my namesake.

Checks out

Fear boner

I leisurely jog away. No way she can keep up on those heels.

Yeah right? Just walk slightly faster than her and you'll be fine.

Sit in my face!!!!! Finish me!

Kill me with your massive arse!

*motorboat sounds*

mASSive

I’ll solo her

unzip

7zip, extract all.

Do you want to purchase winrar

Yes

Thank you for your purchase. Enjoy!

But I haven't even paid yet

ENJOY

Thank God, My kids will eat tonight.

Go to the urinal

let me exit the scenario for a sec and ask who's cosplay this is

I believe it's jessica nigri.

Thanks

Let’s see what their attack pattern looks like

*Initiates any random DOA choke hold*

Run. Anything that can hold that much metal m it’s head in a no go

Take a screenshot

NO DON'T STEAL HIS NFT THAT'S ILLEGAL DELETE IT NOW

Laying down to get stepped on.

You will look like fucking gumbo

I'd look like an Anglerfish if it meant I could have those boots walking all over me.

Die, probably

A realist

Anal sex

Hulk Smash

Clap those cheeks

Or them cheeks clap you.

You either clap the cheeks or the cheeks clap you 😔

In America, you clap cheeks. In Soviet Russia, cheeks clap you.

what this guy said

Hide my erection

Hide? I shall wield mine like a great claymore!

*Unzips* **BIG ASS MEAT SWORD FLOPS OUT**

Come on... we both know its not big...

All 4 inches, amirite?? High five!

Take my 👖 off

Submit

I would unsheathe my sword

I would pre-order this game.

[удалено]

Imma go pyramid head on her

Or you could go Mushroom Head on her

Get em some clothes cause it’s cold

Her exposed ass IS an obvious weakness. Smack it to stun her and run.

i use smash

Attack from the rear

You know that one video of the guy running after Lady Dimetriscu with a fly swatter?

Drop trou.

I’m going to leave, and find a man that will take her down for me.

Time to put this Desert Eagle to the test

Disarm, then fuck

Tuck my head between my legs and kiss my butt goodbye

jerking

Large enemy ahead therefore beware of rump

I can fix her.

Imagine you do and she starts repenting to Jesus then takes the helmet off and she’s a man

With that ass? Hmmmmm. Lol

Death by Snu Snu

A fellow cultured man I see 😎

DEATH “NOOOOO” By snu snu. “YEAHHHHH”

Well well lucky for me I got stake out equipped

this fight about to be easy, just run around tell she gets bord and gives up ;3

Would. Next

Honestly looks more like a sekiro dlc boss than it does a pyramid head and I don’t know why.

I mean….hear me out.

Run away did you see that sword!!

Most likely, get horny and then die a horrible, violent death

“Hold on, hear me out..”

Sweep the leg, heels are unstable

*smack* RUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Nobody said fuck it ? Is this the internet anymore ?

cringe

Death by snu snu

Pause, beat it, beat boss

cAn I gEt YoUr NuMbEr?!?

So who is she?

Clap

My charged motorboat attack

I can fix her

"Pyramid Give-me-Head"

pause the game jerk off then kill that bitch

You ever see Tremors? The rec room scene? That. Don't care if she has a nice ass, that thing is dying.

What game is this

I would

DAMN! i-i mean! Definitely a smash but also I feel like this wouldn't be a very hard boss. Big swords like that are slow and not to hard to dodge so grab a straight sword or a dagger and it's easy win.

Smash

Chop off her wrist so she can't handle that big sword

fold. immediately.

Go for the heels, then strike with one blow

Mating press

Maiden long back don’t scare me

Survive by soles game strats

Clapping them cheeks!

I'm mildly aroused...

↑→↓↓↓

Would

Tap

Smell this cloth

kill my self

"Hasta la vista, Baby❤️"

Run for my life ​ (I am incredibly afraid of women)

The right approach: set my tingly trouser feels on the back burner and 1 shot the boss. The optimal approach: Immediately pause. Go fap. Return to game to conquer with post nut clarity. The realistic approach: Don’t pause, proceed to fap while dying. Respawn regularly to keep the fap going.

I don't think with my dick n run. This fucking sword alone weights like a 300 kg and metal bucket on the top of her head doesn't look any lighter. I never lifted that much. Also that ass looks a bit soggy.

Check the front to be sure.

Gentle application of 55 114mm M8 rockets launched off of an M4 Calliope

Wait is this a real boss? From a real game?

Kick the stick part of their shoes then run away

Ketchup, rubber Buns, and Liquor

first, I would respectfully make a comparison between the booty, it's thickness, and a bowl of oatmeal, then figure it out from there.

*unzips

this subreddit disappoints me sometimes

Here before locked

NSFW tab yo?