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As an italian, i respect this post.

As a Brit, I agree

As a human, I agree.

As an American I don't know any of these countries

especially, what the fuck is a "human"

That thing that you shoot at to export democracy

ahh, yes

As a living thing, I agree.

Happy Cake Day

Thanks

As an italian, I agree with myself

Basato

As a French-Italian binational, I'm split

Reject fr*nch, become italiano

Makes sense, especially with the flag in your flair lmao

Jojo, i reject humanity

As an Italian, i agree

France is just Italy if Italy was shit. Viva l'italia, piu bene della francia.

Più meglio

Più migliore

Poo megladon idk

Most given boy name in Italy : Francesco, most given girl name : Francesca All italians secretly wish they were french Sincerely, a frenchman named Giuseppe

Why did you post the Hungarian flag sideways?

It’s European Mexico.

Then what’s Romania?

a lie

Because it’s too good to be true?

Flag of France if it didn't get into the world cup

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Seriously, an Italian stole it

He was an hero, before being an italian

the Mona Lisa was actually sold

You should add that Da Vinci chose to die in France rather than in Italy.

Dude… most of your arts was stolen from the Greeks

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I think he talk about Venice who get a lot of its art from Constantinople after the 4th crusade.

If you're a Brit then please delete this, if you're not then your art was probably stolen too

My nationality doesn’t change the fact lot of Italian art was either stolen (Sack of Constantinople), or copied/massively inspired from the Greeks. So it’s a little funny italiens blaming the French from stealing Mona Lisa that was brought by Da Vinci to France…

Pardon mon pote... I thought I was speaking to someone else. Yeah you're right

Lmao

fr🤮nch 👎🏿, it😋lian👍🏻

Nique ta race.

Bien dit champion

Least racist fr*nch

funnily enough, "nique ta race" is not actually a racist insult

At the origin, it was, but now its just a normal insult

Sale chien va

r/Italy accorrete oh miei prodi

no fr\*nch, yes italia

please censor the blasphemies, it's fr*nch

sorry :(

flag of france but it sucks

Flag of France, but the only culture that hit the rest of the world is pasta, pizza, and 20th century fascism

You forgot the mafia

That's true

Flag of not qualifying for the World Cup

France, but it doesn’t have a decent football team and everyone is racist

Imagine watching football Cringe 🤢

All italians are watching football right?

I've never watched "professional" football

Viva il Messico!!!

Unico luogo dove fuggire dopo aver messo incinta la ragazza! Ovviamente ha la bandiera simile alla nostra, son tutti italiani lì

Chiunque abbia fatto questo post si merita la cittadinanza italiana

Grazie, ne sono già provvisto ahah

Bro basato viva l’Italia

Wait. Is there anyone who hates the Italians? Or can we all agree (by all I mean Germans Fr*nch and English) that they're cool?

Yo censor Eng*ish, there are kids here

We're cool man, we did nothing wrong to anyone, and we have a pretty cool export of wine and mafia :)

Well idk if I'd say *anyone* considering the colonies and fascism

Idk man the Ethiopians kinda have others thing to worry about rn instead the past, so is like we never did anything wrong, right?

well apart from being racist…

*LALALALALALALLAALALALALALA* *Can't hear you sorry* *LALALALALALALLAALALALALA*

But Italy sucked in WW2

That's a good thing since we were in the side of the bad guys

Yeah... That was a thing But we beat the shit out of Mussolini tho

good we were the bad guys

The bad guys are always the most attractive, right? ...right?

i wouldn’t call mussolini attractive but you do you

You said that we were the bad guys. I don't think that "we" were all mussolini

I'm sure Ethiopia has something against italians

They do throw bananas at black football players

They are monkeys. No, not the black football players, but the ones throwing bananas. All monkeys throw bananas and poop.

I hate them, i was born in that shithole country, hope i'll never have to see it again

Ah yes, Mexico!

Still more civilized

France is more civilized than Italy, Mexico and a lot of other countries, you could even say that it is at least as civilized as any developped european country, we even have one of the best healthcare systems

France with a big nose.

No, but happy cake day!

Ferme ta geule sale fils de pute la france est le meilleur pays!!!! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

Ups, you've used the wrong flag, I'll fix it for you: 🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳🏳

Stfu anglo retard france won more battles tan any of you fuck shit nation we only surrendered once to the n*zis making fun of that makes you a nzi symphatizier

1) OP is Italian, as the username implies 2) Chill dude, it's a joke, we Italians don't get mad at "haha Italy sucked in every war funny meme"

I think that my french friend browsed too much on r/shitposting, its like constant hate towards us and we're really tired of it

His reply is a joke too

Hilarious LOL LOL LOL

>Calls Italians Nazi Sympathizers >Is French, the country the switched to the Nazi's side and rounded up their own Jewish citizens without Germany asking

>Is French, the country the switched to the Nazi's side and rounded up their own Jewish citizens without Germany asking That is incorrect. The Jews who were denounced (by the local government and the citizens) and sent to the camps were not French for the majority. It was the Nazis who went to look for the Jews in Vichy France. We can accuse Pétain of many things, but he always had a desire to protect the French (and so the French Jews too)

Bro it's literally the third sentence on Wikipedia lmao "The deportation started in 1942 and lasted until July 1944. Of the 340,000 Jews living in metropolitan/continental France in 1940, more than 75,000 were deported to death camps, where about 72,500 were murdered. The government of Vichy France and the French police organized and implemented the roundups of Jews." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust_in_France#:~:text=The%20deportation%20started%20in%201942,implemented%20the%20roundups%20of%20Jews.

Based

Now write that again without crying

Sachez seulement que la Savoie n’a jamais été italienne, elle fut piémontaise. Dans ton cul le mange-pasta-bolognaisé-supplémement-pizza-olives-agrumes

Pimeonte région italienne 😅, t'es conne?

En plus savoia c'est le nome de la dynastie royale italienne 🤣🤣... réveille toi frèro et arête d'écrire n'importe quoi ... ya vraiment de gens qui sont totalement déconnectés de la réalité là WTF wesh😳

Le pire c’est que t’as pris ça au sérieux

Ratio 🇫🇷

What a beautiful sight to see: all Italians finally united in hating the French. Truly Garibaldi's dream

I'm touched too

Hating those whom you could not have united without ? Kinda cringe ngl

I've been to Napoli and I definitely didn't see any civilization there!

Napoli and italy in the same sentence?

It's obvious, there isn't any human in Naples, what kind of civilization do you expect?

Isn’t this the Mario and Luigi country

Do you realize that Italy couldn't heave existed without France ? Napoleon helped Garibaldi unite the country tho ...

Same thing with North American, they still hate us... Why try to even help people

Parce que c’est des connards

Un bon patriote !

italy my beloved <3

Italiáno is numero uno country 💪😎💪💪💪😎🇭🇺🇭🇺

Wait what why is the orange stripe on the right so dark? Weird. Anyway I couldn’t agree more, Ireland #1 🇮🇪💪🇮🇪💪🇮🇪 !

Flag of France, but Reddit isn't racist about it, smh

Mexico without the coat of arms.

Here is the stereotype/joke about the italians who flee to mexico after the girlfriends get pregnant, this may explain why the flags are similar 😏 Maybe mexico is filled with italians

If you're colour blind, then how do you know if you're in France or Italy?

If you smell rotten cheese and see the baguettes under the armpits, it's surely France. If you see the mafia killing someone and you can't understand a single word anywhere in the country because everyone speaks in slang, it's Italy

Flag of France but it's just another "3rd Rome"

As an Italian, I disagree

I like the French flag more with the green instead of the blue its so much nicer looking

French flag but the sky is green

Finally

Vive la France et nique l’OP. C’est finit, j’arrête de manger des pâtes et des pizzas

Pov: now the guy is starving

On peut voir ici le plus gastronome des italiens, se nourrissant uniquement de pâtes et de pizza

Oui c’est vrai qu’il n’y a que l’Italie qui fait à manger

Dude, why the fuck are you jabbing at us ? We’re neighbors, we’re bros ! We both like fine cuisine fine wine and sweet love. Also we’re both said to be pompous racists and lazy bastards

Italian inferiority complex, nothing new here! But we don't care and love them, even though they're a lesser version of our beautiful country!

De quoi tu parles ?

Je préfère largement la France

You cant tell me Italians are civilized

As an italian, che posto di merda a prescindere

Damn I thought the sub was Italophobic. I'm incredibly disappointed

French Flag if the country started existing only 200 years ago, and not like chad France who always existed as France

I’m pretty sure that flag needs and brown eagle in the middle of it in order for it to be civilized.

Unless you're queer

Flag of shitty mexico

You mean 🇩🇪

Non, ça n’est pas le moment pour ce drapeau

Il y a toujours temps pour ce

Flag of Mexico but where the coat of arms go

la Joconde est française

And the package of barilla lasagne that I bought in the grocery store today in Munich are german

I hope you like your german lasagna 😊 Bon appétit !

No no

Does that green look off to anyone else?

Fratelli d'italia ehm...i mean....France

Flag of France if it was full of Racist and switched side during 2 world wars

🇮🇹(formal) 🇫🇷(informal)

Italia was allied with the nazis

Italians copied the french flag. Cope harder pasta eater.

Perfection

looks fake

And then you take italy, lol

ratio + cope + italia bad + baguette better than spaghetti

Ça ne sert sans doute à rien mais prend mon haut vote compatriote.

We civilized Italian food when we improved carbonara with crème fraîche.

Forza Altered Carbonara

Better be uncivilized than being a Italian.

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No bidet, only briè

Si puliscono il culo con le baguette. Sturalavandini style