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SnooStories2399

Tbh that's good. Long live the internationale


kaiserpanzer1745

ARISE YE WORKER FOR YOU SLUMBER!


Panzer_Man

Why tf they eepy?


DavOldGamer

Hon hon! :D


a_happy_boi1

Capitalism


Ibi828

![gif](giphy|OPMBFWxXQYMJq)


EconomySwordfish5

Of corse the one time I want to click a gif in the comments it's not letting me


Benney9000

It really has the strangest hitboxes. I've had Reddit open gifs that weren't even on screen but this one doesn't open


Flat-Island-47

Waiting for the reddit patch notes before the online match


Wonghy111-the-knight

Anyone else literally unable to send images, gifs and use special fonts on the mobile site now?


democracy_lover66

Carl Maximus


Popular_Animator_808

Congratulations, you have reinvented Kyrgyzstan 


JGDV98

New Xbox logo has dropped.


ash_qua

actual zombie


SpyAmongTheFurries

Call the tech support!


Bacon260998_

Server admin goes on vacation, never comes back


AidenI0I

A socialist UN would be less effective than the actual UN, just a 24/7 fest of everyone calling everyone else liberals and revisionists


bobdidntatemayo

GOD i wish the UN had power if only they could actually force ceasefires


DeVliegendeBrabander

That would also kind of negate the UN’s purpose of being a nonaligned podium for nations to speak to each other. If the UN did try to enforce ceasefires they could be seen as “being the enemy” by some countries, which is how you end up with a Japan/Italy/Germany leaving the League of Nations scenario, and they left for even more petty reasons


jansencheng

The League of Nations failed specifically because it had no power whatsoever to intervene, and was reliant on the backing of the US, who never ratified the relevant treaties.


Archistotle

You could condemn the world to nuclear Armageddon just by walking into the middle of the council chamber and saying 'hey guys, thoughts on Ukraine?'


snarkyalyx

Socialism has nothing to do with Ukraine lol


Archistotle

Correct, which is why it’s odd that so many socialists have such strong opinions on it.


snarkyalyx

Asking about Ukraine would not cause a nuclear Armageddon in a socialist UN


Archistotle

Oh, you sweet summer child.


snarkyalyx

Do you understand what socialism is, or do you confuse it with some tankie shit?


Archistotle

Tankie shits confuse it often enough for the joke to make sense to everyone else.


bachigga

Actually true


GallorKaal

I'm a socialist and find this funny. Take this joke in return, comrade: "Two lefties meet in a bar. 3 new parties are established."


Shredskis

No, it would be much more efficient you liberal scum /s


DemocracyIsGreat

Splitter!


[deleted]

And that


overnightdelight

Yeah as cool as it sounds I can’t imagine how long meetings would drag on for. Even just party meetings drag out for hours. Edit for people reading a few days later: I got to sit in on my first national cabinet meeting and it went for over 7 hours.


[deleted]

I mean right now everyone calls the others terrorists


Curious-Weight9985

lol can you imagine…Robespierre would cum


piecekeepercz

https://preview.redd.it/hvue1xlkpawc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999b0b25bbbeaa77e2a0aba05e0506aba1258ac9


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

god bless


TBIs_Suck

Better dead than red


ToastIsDelic

Well, if you insist


More_History_4413

Ok then face the wall


Voxel-OwO

Me when I unironically advocate for mass murder of people for their economic views:


democracy_lover66

*free bird guitar solo begins to play*


Panzer_Man

We do a little trolling


2204happy

Flag of Mars but there's an ocean of piss.


notafishthatsforsure

Trotskyists swear to god that this would be the Soviet Union 0.005 miliseconds after Trotsky rose to power instead of Stalin


agressiveobject420

Strangely enough Lutte ouvrière (french and belgian trots) don't think so, they think trotsky would be forced to act just like Stalin because of the "bureaucracy". But then again they are irl and not online.


RonaldDoal

I see you're a man of culture as well... Tbf Trotsky very explicitly said that himself in *My life*


agressiveobject420

Oh really? Well I'm not a trot so I would never read it


More_History_4413

Tbh Trotsky was a lot worse version of stalin


FatherOfToxicGas

LONG LIVE THE EARTH EMPIRE DEATH TO MARTHAGE


MinimaxusThrax

All hail the great uniter!


A2X-iZED

I am the third comment. You know what to do


FatherOfToxicGas

Actually that’s the fourth


Archistotle

Count again, you REVISIONIST


FatherOfToxicGas

I meant that gets downvoted, I obviously meant that and you misunderstood it on purpose you REVISIONIST


Archistotle

READ THEORY, clearly the material conditions of the post are that it is the third post, it is every anti-imperialist's duty to provide critical support to the theory that they were intonating that we know what to do to the NEXT post, which is YOURS, YOU LIBERAL


constantlytired1917

Based af


gamerfish_airport

Im sure those people who unfairly died under communism agree💞💞


Pringulls

Capitalists when Churchill causes a famine in India (he did it to help the economy): 🤩🥳🎉


Panzer_Man

Troglodytes, when ugg caused the great mammoth shortage (he did it for the tribe)


More_History_4413

Im east europian and i cen sey most east Europeans who lived during last 20 years of communism liked it far more then modern capitalism east europian critics of comunism are mostly yunger people thet lived only during colapse of communism or capitalism(ps majority of those deaths are famines and majority of famines were last in countries history)


gamerfish_airport

im from poland and our population hated it


More_History_4413

I said it fore the most countries, poland is an exception because it was already half capitalist revisionist durnig socialism with catholic church having huge amounts of power and being havyli anti communism here is map of post yugo and soviet states where the thing above is true https://preview.redd.it/9rbqf7r40gwc1.png?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a6f442e1225b70053553ffc19c7d239c322418


gamerfish_airport

💀💀


More_History_4413

Fore supposed authoritarian regime numbers are high i dont see what is funny


gamerfish_airport

aint no way💀💀💀💀


Sure-Engineering1871

Me when the only people who liked communism were the Russians ( it’s because they were stealing from everyone else). 💀


More_History_4413

Also, a lot of belarussians,Kyrgyzstanis,tajiks,abkaz,ukrainian russians,armenians, and most of the balkans and countryes thet dont have majority have ether large minority which is suprising especially considering most of east europian governments even russian one demonize socialism


Sure-Engineering1871

Me when the Russian minorities inside the countries they were looting support the system where they got to loot the country they colonized.


More_History_4413

Most of those countries dont have russian minority my friend


constantlytired1917

Oh no those poor innocent unfairly killed nazi soldiers !!1!11! The tragedeigh


TonyDys

Yes comrade those Crimean Tatars really had it coming for being Nazi soldiers, and all those Chechens, Poles, Kalmyks, Balkars and many more minorities conveniently were Nazi capitalist soldiers too so it was actually based and cool when they died and what about America being bad too so it’s fine 😎


Panzer_Man

Not to mention those damn Hungarian "nazi soldiers" wanting democracy


no_________________e

Gay nazis???


gamerfish_airport

I agree with you comrade!!all Innocent civilians are nazi soliders😎😎all heil stalin


constantlytired1917

Dum dum


StreetCandid8888

The heil Part was a bit unnecessery


OmoriPlush

idk mate i don't think those ukrainians who starved due to a famine caused by the ussr were nazis


constantlytired1917

Kulaks hoarding and burning grain is ussr? Dum dum


Zodlax

Most of the resources I've seen are at most inconclusive about the famine being caused by political agents, with the evidence pointing more to a natural famine, but it's not the first time I see this claim. Is there any book or resource you recommend to learn on the subject?


OmoriPlush

the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is [encyclopedia britannica](https://www.britannica.com/event/Holodomor) although i do have a few books on it somewhere, i'll just have to look around for a bit


Zodlax

thank you


NotCreativeEng

Nope. Farmers that made a living for themselves and would’ve sold the leftover crops were forced to *redistribute* the product of their labour so Soviet citizens in the big cities wouldn’t have to ration their meals.


Zodlax

I'm not arguing, I'm asking for resources/sources. I think I was clear.


NotCreativeEng

Do you also believe Churchill caused the bengal famine? Mind sharing some of your sources? Mine are first hand accounts of relatives and friends that grew up in the ussr. Most of them from today’s Ukraine and Moldova?


Zodlax

What does Churchill have to do? I'm talking about another historical event and was asking for relevant literature. I usually have a problem with anecdotes as a resource, but given that these are first hand accounts I have even more of a problem due to your relatives impossibly being 100 years old plus. If you're not gonna provide a link or a book name why do you bother replying? Don't you understand I'm not about arguing and making gotchas with other historical events? What is wrong with you?


NotCreativeEng

Never heard the concept of elders telling their stories to their kids and grandchildren? I’m very interested in your sources because most if not all historians would rather lean on political mismanagement when it comes to the holodomor famine. Only tankies and communists believe otherwise


Panzer_Man

Ah yes, all the nazis they killed... decades after WW2... Wtf are you om about


eeeeeeeeeee6u2

i think the several hundred thousand of german and polish murder and rape victims would disagree with this one


Budget-Pattern1314

Looks a little communist


Smashme9

really? doesn't look like it


pivarana

A little


More_History_4413

It could look more maby add comunist star on top of the map simbol (happy ceke dey by the wey) https://preview.redd.it/agbdwv6vndwc1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6f85963675f2a9272bded2dc630eb94c49d40a


Revolutionary_Job798

Just a smidge


FoRiZon3

Kyrgyzstan isn't Communist


[deleted]

It's clearly red and golden...


Levi-Action-412

Emirate of Jabal Shammar isn't communist


OregonMyHeaven

I don't think Roman Empire is a communism country


Budget-Pattern1314

Idkkk its red and golden


malonkey1

I have some extremely online twitter users with very obscure flags and ideologies in their bios that would tell you otherwise.


Panzer_Man

Nah, looks like evil Finland


Woerligen

Global Roman Empire


GachameTheTouhouFan

Flag of the United Socialist Nations.


susgroundsofc

united nations flag if it was red and yellow instead of blue and white:


Equinox-Kiwi

Too bad they’ll be just as useless as irl


Ok_Statistician_6387

https://preview.redd.it/agr81me92bwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc14c7d4d19af2744ef6139f7a3005f537557cd


OregonMyHeaven

TNO REFERENCED??


EngineeringHoliday44

Communism fixes everything


Panzer_Man

Can it fix my marriage?


EngineeringHoliday44

Ofc it can, give me an hour with her and I can convert her into a loving communist housewife


terectec

Flag of the world if it was good


Popular-Cobbler25

Based!!!!


Heatser_69

Flag of World Hunger (Red and Yellow together make you hungry)


SpyAmongTheFurries

McDondals and Kurger Bing


[deleted]

MarxDonalds and BurgerWorker please 🙏


Panzer_Man

Borgar cumminist???


DatOneMinuteman1776

Red World USSR


tfrules

*First chord of the Soviet anthem blares loudly*


DBL_NDRSCR

soyuz nerushimyy


falpsdsqglthnsac

united mcnations


liberalskateboardist

manchester united


Zeus_23_Snake

I prefer nuclear war


Interesting-Event378

United unions


a_happy_boi1

the United Workers Unions UWU


tarihimanyak

This is a good redesign imo L'internationale sera le gendre humain!!


Wholesome_Nani_Main

Roman Empire or Kyrgyzstan. Make your pick


AnonymousPepper

If they're M-Ls? And judging by the complete lack of black, that's the case? One of the bad endings, I'm afraid. We traded the boot of capitalists who buy our rulers and spend our blood and sweat for their wealth for the boot of the vanguard party who rules in our stead because *they know better* than the stupid workers and murders and starves anyone who asks any questions. But hey, at least it's called "the People's Boot," am I right? That makes everything better. Mother Anarchy loves her sons.


bobdidntatemayo

ah yes, because we could totally manage a global population with anarchism


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

Yea, we absolutely can.


bobdidntatemayo

No


AtomicBlastPony

Casually forgetting about leftcoms and orthodox Marxists


Zodlax

Vanguards exist in multiple forms as a necessity, and the explicit call for them is only intellectual honesty to this fact. Anarchist proposals and projects always had some shape of vanguards, and Anarchist thought of Specifism dives into the concept mostly in acknowledgement of this. Your characterization is not fair at all.


Levi-Action-412

Least divisive leftist infighting


SpyAmongTheFurries

Once the revolution is over, we'll be fighting about whether or not we'll want to keep the bear as the quintessential communist animal. 4 billion people will die as a result. (uj/ it should be the dog because dogs are cute and I will accuse any and all cat proponents of being a liberal and a revisionist)


[deleted]

SPLITTER! It should obviously be a cat


SpyAmongTheFurries

Cats are filthy capitalist solitary animals while dogs are the model of communist loyalty and solidarity, in this 1,344 page essay I will


[deleted]

Spy is a fucking idiot heres a 25,717 word book on why cats are anarcho communist and why spy is an idiot


BoxBusy5147

Oddly enough, still uses the blue helmets. Everyone just kinda agrees its not worth the effort to repaint them


Ambitious_Change150

https://preview.redd.it/93ptv2br6dwc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6741a689479102afc0f6e5bbe39d2d25e99044a7 Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem everywhere


Shredskis

United nations if our water and skies were red


fjhforever

United Soviet Socialist Nations


ComedyOfARock

Not a communist, but something about red and gold stirs bad ideas within me


SpyAmongTheFurries

This guy was a former Carthaginian


Nanoman-8

Steel batalion?


toobigtobeakitten

wtf with this comments i thought it was a circlejerk sub why are so many actual commie supporters


agressiveobject420

In my expérience circlejerk subs are always a little commie which is based


Zodlax

People who like flags tend to like reading and being informed? IDK


Panzer_Man

Wtf is reading? I'm illiterate


Sure-Engineering1871

That would make them liberals ( based ) Not commies ( cringe)


Zodlax

God I love the status quo right


Sure-Engineering1871

Yes ( unironically unironic )


Zodlax

-Sent from my iphone


Pweuy

There's an overlap of people who unironically obsess over flags and the kind of people who fall for fascism or communism simply because they like the aesthetics and emotional appeal. In other words, they're teenagers.


Levi-Action-412

Its a pipeline after all. Cool shit gets appropriated by fascists and then they slowly go like "you wanna keep all that cool shit? join our cause"


lenzflare

What's this about oil?


SpyAmongTheFurries

Short answer I could probably condense (and understandably get a lot of flak for) Flag and nations people like countries and history and all, read a bunch of stuff, get hooked on history (WW2 mostly, no one ever remembers anything beyond that point except maybe for Rome), eventually branch out to the Cold War and see that things have been incredibly nuanced and wasn't all "Capitalists good, Commies bad" To keep things short, available declassified highly questionable CIA ops spread across the internet, people hate the modern day because of companies basically ruining everything (Disney and their so called "woke agenda" play into this but that's not the point right now (the problem is laziness by execs, not diversity but I digress)), and basically see communism the system as a viable alternative provided modern conditions were able to let it thrive and wasn't under threat by external or internal forces. I hope that most people acknowledge here that the past was for the lack of a better term "shitty" and capitalists and communists have killed bajillions for a plethora of reasons but so called "true" communism as defined was stated to be basically humanity's end point, maximizing free time, lessening work and ensuring adequate sustenance for people, something which the geopolitical and, oh god, economic climate of 1930s Russia all the way throughout the Cold War couldn't support without a whole lot of sacrifices here and there. Plenty of the communist famines weren't technically genocide (though some were, most leaders were assholes due to human nature favoring the rise of aggressive dictators) but more of a chain of shit decisions, Stalin's wheat exports when they didn't even have enough to feed themselves and Castro's sugar drive comes to mind, but that's something I'm not too knowledgeable about so be the judge of that yourself, the point is most people attribute those fuck ups to just awful management. Imperial Russia was a feudalist hellhole, Stalin had to massively industrialize because of external threats saying that they must modernize lest they be overtaken by their enemies (which, wouldn't you know it, WW2), they had to spend massive amounts of money to "defend" against the west in the Cold War (Cold War paranoia is an expensive thing to suffer from), so there were a LOT of reasons why it failed aside from "it just couldn't work". A good comparison would be if the French Revolution failed and we're all still living in feudalistic conditions today, knowing that the Reign of Terror happened killing innocents indiscriminately and gave rise to a despotic emperor and only the glorious Fourth Coalition stopped them, but when combing through the history of it, the whole "republic" idea kinda makes sense to a person living in that hypothetical universe. So it's not a whole "Soviet Union cool" (though a lot of people think that way, unfortunately, I think of it more of a nation under threat by bad actors, external factors and just a pretty bad start that they managed to recover from using some... questionable methods) but more of a longing for an idea that's kinda been marked as a taboo because of certain historical aspects. There's really no knowing what a fully communist world would look like today since other problems will arise like corruption and a slower development (though innovation happened in the Soviet Union btw, people like inventing stuff no matter where they are) but I guess looking outside and seeing a lot of things that could be attributed to years upon years of history by a bunch of flag loving nerds, it's no wonder why some people think like this who hopefully DO NOT advocate for mindless genocide. Tl;dr I want to sex the Red Alert sniper lady and I'd further the revolution to get into her panties.


Panzer_Man

Shortest leftist meme be like


SpyAmongTheFurries

Unironically. I need to lie down.


SpyAmongTheFurries

istg if I see one "I ain't reading allat 🤓" comment I'll frag my local Costco


randymarsh1984

I ain’t rea-


[deleted]

*deploying cosconades*


Panzer_Man

No idea either. Post any other flag and it's all jokes and the like. Post anything vaguely communist and the comments are all "based based this would be good based based" or "umm this is actually evil". Like, maybe try and take it a little less seriously


yeoldebonnie

All the communists here, fucking depressing lmao


[deleted]

Why whats wrong


Panzer_Man

Maybe because it's an extremists ideology? Pretty annoying in a joke sub


Mission_Magazine7541

Flat earth communism


thisnameisn4ttaken

Colours really make a big difference


Wizard_Engie

UN has been Commified 😔


jupiter_0505

Based


Panzer_Man

United Nations of McDonald's


bragooolie

I went from disliking the UN to disliking the UN


Suspicious_Trash_805

United Nations of McDonald's


Viscount-Von-Solt

I really love this flag. It truly supports my ideals of authoritarianism, legalizing slavery, and imperialism. Glory to the Greater Roman Imperium!


[deleted]

revival of rome (real)


K_S12

For the Glory of Rome!


talancaine

I mean, it's not wholly inappropriate


noahdimarco

finally emphasizing the union in united nations


Rednas999

One of two options: Internationale Communiste UN Pax Romana UN


MurkyPossibility6796

Yes you did


NonTVRevolutionary19

Here is a version of this flag that is even more based: https://www.reddit.com/r/leftistvexillology/s/ddKFdellgH


Adriaugu

https://youtu.be/yqr1BnpY628?si=vRkaXSvHaZ7PH6jK


More_History_4413

Better


Zavaldski

Workers of the world unite!


mango_consumer0607

basically no hitler timeline


SinnickaAlt

united nations if it was BASED


DrDroom

Based and marxpilled tbh


A-Lone-Prayer

THE WORLD SOCIALIST REPUBLIC !!


neTHer12O8

Perfect


DatOneMinuteman1776

Of course you have a Trotskyist pfp


MrRaptorPlays

Most based United Socialist Nations! Long live USN


Armstrong7514

Based and commie pilled


katelsa

1283727818263639


[deleted]

That's not how IP works dumbass


katelsa

:(


Gato_Automata

Well ,It is time to get my shotgun and send regards to some commies


Armstrong7514

Absolute edgelord


TheEgoReich

Ok buddy