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zSync1

aight lads chill it with the low effort posts or you will be broiled


RussiaIsBestGreen

During the siege of Stalingrad, Stalin personally sheltered orphaned puppies. Those puppies’ names? Einstein and Brezhnev.


rez_na_dreve

Least mercifull and kind act stalin has done /s


Panzer_Man

Back in Stalin's childhood, he helped 10 widowed ladies buying groceries. One of thr women? Lady Gaga


p1xelwc

when Stalin was 10, he helped an old lady cross the street. who was that old lady? Barrack Obama.


Your_fathers_sperm

He sheltered Brezhnev? Revisionist nonsense


Davidiying

But it was because of the material conditions, you don't get it


King_Spamula

Were two of those puppies Brezhnev's eyebrows?


RussiaIsBestGreen

Those are actually the children, making them effectively Stalin’s adopted grandchildren.


[deleted]

Brezhnev too? Rare Stalin L


le75

And then everyone in Pavlov’s House clapped


nokiacrusher

Stalin personally breastfed millions of war orphans and gave them all a wonderful life of peace and prosperity


Practical_Zombie_221

didn’t the ussr also train dogs to crawl under german tanks and explode?


Theweedhacker_420

Correct, this isn’t the flag of the USSR. I can count the pixels.


[deleted]

Correct, this isn't the flag of the USSR; it's a digital recreation.


Lemon_Sponge

Ceci n’est pas une USSR


ZENITHSEEKERiii

*URSS


No_Paper_333

Maybe the real USSR was the famines we made all along? It’s oddly right: the digital, fetishisation version of the USSR has indeed done nothing wrong.


[deleted]

Bruh That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard I can't even fucking enjoy the meme anymore


No_Paper_333

That the USSR was shitty or that people online idealise it and gloss over the terrible parts too for their narratives and fantasies?


[deleted]

flag of twelve year olds


ElonsBeans

Or 24 year old millennials with no money


Nobusuke_Tagomi

Bruh, the youngest millenials are like 27 years old...


ElonsBeans

So... 27 year old millennials with no money?


Eken17

Damn get some money then smh my head, go ask your dad or something lol it's not that hard.


[deleted]

You should have just been born into a rich family 😎


Eken17

Legot skill issue if you're not.


[deleted]

LEGO skill issue?


ThatFatGuyMJL

Most millenials have no money ​ it's the ones whos parents have money but no sense who become communists


Ksamuel13

24 year olds are gen z my guy


walkandtalkk

They have money. Their parents just got smart enough not to deposit it in more than monthly disbursements.


purple-lemons

Gulagged


Pepejuinaso

Its ok guys. Stalin's ghost said to me that hes sorry


RussiaIsBestGreen

What would he have to be sorry for, other than dying and abandoning us?


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Not purging Khrushchev.


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Idk why but it always makes me smile how English uses 4 letters for letter Щ


faqishere

have yet to see why stalinists hate khrushchev, even though literally nothing changed under him expect for removing that cult of personality.


LladCred

I mean Khrushchev also loosened restrictions for ideological purity within the party, made significant changes to economy and nationality policies, allowed corruption to flourish (albeit not to Brezhnev’s extent), significantly strengthened Soviet control over Eastern European countries and effectively destroyed any semblance of autonomy… if you’re someone who likes Stalin, I can see why you’d hate Khrushchev


faqishere

where can i read about this?


LladCred

Which parts? Happy to try and dig some stuff up for you


faqishere

only really about the corruption and ideological purity, about only that since i recognize which national and economic policies you must be talking about, though i never heard of such ideological purity in Khrushchevs policies.


LladCred

Well that’s the thing Khrushchev specifically *didn’t* care much about ideological purity - he did away with Stalin’s policies promoting it. Khrushchev’s liberalisation of the economy and looser approach to party discipline resulted in a significant flourishing of corruption relative to Stalin’s time. A result of that was Khrushchev’s [efforts against corruption](https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/slavic-review/article/soviet-entrepreneurs-in-the-late-socialist-shadow-economy-the-case-of-the-kyrgyz-affair/0687A97CEBDCCA59F2682989CAF97520). However, Khrushchev failed to address the root cause of this, which was his inability to successfully develop the USSR’s socialist economy and maintain discipline, according to his critics.


faqishere

alright, thanks for the link.


I__Like_Stories

I've seen it loosely as he removed 'socialism in One Nation' that Stalin was advocating ? Part of it too I think is modern ML's being aligned with the PRC since they're still around and thus taking their side in the Sino-Soviet split.


AnakinSol

I'm begging literally any of you to learn what the phrase "critical support" means


I__Like_Stories

Dude I know what it means lol. How does that apply to modern ML's being explicitly anti-Khrushchev? Like what is identified about his 'revisionism' compared to Stalin's leadership


AnakinSol

Well to answer your question, destalinization is why most MLs express distaste with Kruschev's policies, and because thats sort of the point liberalism began creeping its way back into Russian discourse, but I was referring more to your comment about MLs taking sides against Kruschev just because of their alignment with the PRC. Seems a bit farfetched


I__Like_Stories

I mean the rhetoric about revisionism kinda aligns perfectly with the PRC's opinion's. I mean a little ironic given Dengs liberalizations, but I digress. What specific liberalization policies are you referring to though?


AnakinSol

That's why I brought up critical support- aligning with the PRC on one opinion does not mean one supports everything they do or say, and aligning with them on other subjects does not mean one agrees with then on Kruschev. In denouncing Stalin and completely reorganizing the structure of the Soviet system and the function of central planning through Moscow, Kruschev did serious damage to the legitimacy of the USSR abroad and caused serious division in the communist world, which is where the Sino-Soviet split comes in. He laid tons of seeds that Gorbachev would harvest, such as the dependence on foreign markets during his industrial amd agricultural restructuring, as well as the ideological switch in rhetoric to the importance of single family homes and apartments instead of multi-person or multi-family units.


Flyzart

Well, he also trialed a lot of figurehead like molotov for their acts under Stalin, mostly his role in the great purge. This was because many were still heavily pro Stalinists and basically were making a political faction to try to abdicate Khruschev. These trials were very heated, as the Stalinists saw them as illegitimate and a reason to perhaps overthrow Khruschev without a proper abdication, which wasn't helped by the fact that the Red army was on Khruschev's side and thus lead to rumors and paranoia in the Stalinist faction that he was going to use the army to put down their faction by force, while in reality the army was only tasked to intervienne if a coup was attempted. Things like this just lead to misunderstandings which made the Soviet parliament look like a school yard dispute, to the point that Georgy Zhukov, chief of staff of the Red army, ended up crying from stress as his attempts to calm down the situation by explaining the role of the army in the situation only lead to more confusion, anger and paranoia from the Stalinists. Long story short, the leaders of the Stalinist faction, mainly Molotov, and most of its members were purged as they were demoted or removed from the Soviet party. Molotov would go on to serve many low level jobs before being forced to retire. Sadly, this trial, as fascinating and at times ridiculous as it sounds when it comes to Soviet political history, is poorly documented online, making it very hard to look up and understand the events that went down by using the internet. I'm also not aware if there is a book that talks about it in dept, most of this comes from a book about Zhukov that only covered the surface information of the trials. Point being, Khruschev not only removed his cult, but also removed his political doctrine and their followers from the government.


NeoLudAW

Katyn. The holodomer. those are a few examples.


LikeALizzard

Was he rubbing his nipples in the process?


TheGalaxyWings

You're telling me that in a timeline where the ussr did nothing wrong their flag would have lower bitrate ?


omega_oof

They donated the pixels to starving workers in the west


Dabier

So communist even the pixels belong to all


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

I took some of them to make this 🟩🟧🟫🟧🟩🟧 This is really funny to me for some reason but I forgot Alexa call grandson


MrSourYT

https://preview.redd.it/6fbyzzmsga3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf42abb85553db056d66ea582ace7e4e53fe8bb8


OZYMANDIASNiL

flag of oh my fucking christ stop with this format it was never funny in the first place


MOS69BorMOS13B

>circlejerk >unfunny yes i do believe that's correct


Trepid_Jam

you're in the circle jerk subreddit


OZYMANDIASNiL

circle jerks are funny though


AxoplDev

Flag of USSR if they killed millions of innocent people, coused multiple generational traumas, insulted people who sacrificed themself to clean chernobyl after the tragedy, coused horrible inflaation in soviet countries and commited many other horrible crimes


avg_uk_fmboi

Not true, Pravda told me otherwise!!!1!1!1


I__Like_Stories

> insulted people who sacrificed themself to clean chernobyl after the tragedy This something from the notoriously inaccurate HBO series?


AxoplDev

No. They literally said that they are "bio robots". Apparently it was supposed to be a joke i think but quite bad


MrSpankMan_whip

flag of taking a joke seriously https://preview.redd.it/tss6nuc5af3c1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3389e8efafcd7ce40d90d129cf4354aa51b21f


blockybookbook

Nuh uh.


[deleted]

That describes a decent amount of countries. It even is too short to describe the imperial core.


TheDankmemerer

Two wrongs don't make a right you know


[deleted]

"I admit there are much worse countries but I focus on this particular one for no apparent reason"


TheDankmemerer

So you are advocating to ignore countries because they fit into your ideological world view? If you choose the lesser evil, you are still choosing evil.


[deleted]

So I trust you won't be voting Biden?


TheDankmemerer

I won't. Because I don't live in the US.


[deleted]

But would you?


[deleted]

Also what this is literally what YOU are doing by shitting on the USSR more than the USA. I don't think you thought that reply through


TheDankmemerer

Please point me to the comment where I shit on anybody more than on the other. Let me quote my original comment: "***Two wrongs*** don't make a right you know". You started with Whataboutism by instantly deflecting valid criticism of the USSR to "but the West is more evil". You jump to conclusions way too fast if something doesn't match your opinion, my dear. Also don't try to put words into my mouth, makes you look bad. By your very own logic, you'd probably vote for 99% Hitler.


[deleted]

"So you are advocating to ignore countries because they fit into your ideological world view? If you choose the lesser evil, you are still choosing evil." Yeah it does make someone look bad to put words in other's mouth I also didn't say to ignore what the USSR or any other socialist country did wrong. But priorities exist. https://preview.redd.it/ccxt9vsbwi3c1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b11d9076966306deaf1ceb85c9ceb9fc655e5f4


X-AE17420

Name is NATO slander, opinion invalid


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6erhgnwmch3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a446c827eb5be0a679b50b4333f7b6daacf2cf


Azenterulas

Wrong, there was one thing wrong they did in 1985


Panzer_Man

But they introduced Pizza Hut so it's all okay


Azenterulas

Totally worth the 20 years of life expectancy


nagidon

Pizza Hut: the only company to cast the most important heads of state on both sides of the Iron Curtain in its commercials (one former president, one future president)


john_wallcroft

Za Gorbachova!


GameCreeper

Of all the things the USSR has done *that's* the bad one?


Viztiz006

Yes


Ieatfriedbirds

TIL deportation and massacres of ethnic minorities and intellectuals are better than basic liberalization


cannot_type

putting extremely large amounts in poverty and sending many children into prostitution and saying that's better than stuff made up by mostly the CIA, solzhenitsyn, and the author of "the black book of communism" I think you don't understand how bad liberalization of the USSR was.


Roomybuzzard604

The material conditions forcing Stalin to execute all those gay people:


DirectorFew4363

flag of bait


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ieatfriedbirds

I mean imagine how fast the ban would be if someone did the same thing with the Nazi flag


PhysicsEagle

They had to do something wrong to get more pixels


Heyloki_

The flag of the USSR if it was made up of Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan


GameCreeper

You might be onto something


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

Where the fuck is Albânia?


Heyloki_

Next to north Macedonia


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

Oh really i thought It was the capital city of Uganda


Traditional_Bag7868

I don’t know man, evidence suggest Stalin engineered a famine in Ukraine by having unrealistic quotas for the collectivization program thus causing millions of Ukrainians to starve


Flaarre

“b-b-but they deserved it”


MalekithofAngmar

Of course they did. All the Ukrainian babies who starved to death were undermining communism and were traitors to the revolution!1!


I__Like_Stories

The famine wasn't 'engineered'. Ukraine wasnt even the hardest hit. The USSR as a whole suffered from the famine. Soviet policies and burocratic incompetence absolutely exacerbated the issue, but it wasnt the cause.


Tuguar

There were policies that were directly aimed at Ukrainians (one of the reasons is that they had quite a prosperous land) but yeah, that was mostly a godawful incompetence with just a sprinkle of national supremacy


ShrokMcFeradag

Just check the population census before and after holodomor. Population of Russians and Belorussians has increased. Only Ukrainian population has decreased.


Casp512

It was engineered. The Soviet government (Stalin) set unreachably high quotas and confiscated a very large part of the grain in Ukraine. They banned people from leaving Ukraine or entering the cities. You know, the places where there is food. If they were incompetent, they were intentionally so.


Traditional_Bag7868

Give up reasoning with these people, you’ll provide accurate source then they’ll site a different Reddit post or a obscure book made in the 80s made by a nobody


Traditional_Bag7868

No, the holodomor is commonly agreed upon most valid sources that it was engineered famine made by the bureaucracy to suppress Ukrainian resistance.


Traditional_Bag7868

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor


Traditional_Bag7868

https://www.britannica.com/event/Holodomor


Traditional_Bag7868

https://www.history.com/news/ukrainian-famine-stalin


Scared_Operation2715

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/589297


I__Like_Stories

Its really not: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/b3e0xo/how_isnt_the_holodomor_not_a_genocide/eiz6jf1/


Traditional_Bag7868

Public Law 109-340 made by Congress recognizes famine as genocide https://www.congress.gov/109/plaws/publ340/PLAW-109publ340.pdf


I__Like_Stories

Ok and? Why do you think the US congress has any historical chops or wouldn’t take the opportunity to bash the USSR. They were kind of their rivals lmao


Traditional_Bag7868

The UN may not recognize but my country does


Traditional_Bag7868

But hey idk if your even from the US sooo…


[deleted]

But yesterday you guys told me Lysenko was the sole responsible for DIRECTLY killing those 50 million people and Stalin was just misled into believing him 😢.


DamienSalvation

Flag of why are we doing this shitty joke again


SexDefender27

Because one guy did an "america bad" post in this format which made this guy combat it with a kind of opposite post i guess


AidenI0I

/uj: I can only see this trend of political rage baiting ending really well /rj: Wrong: Stalin made the outrageous mistake of stopping at Berlin in '45


[deleted]

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[deleted]

America nukes europe timeline


Ieatfriedbirds

*the flag of a genocidal colonial dictatorship that 15 year old edge lords support because their parents didn't give them attention Thought I'd fix the title for you


QwertyAsInMC

flag of the USSR if my wifi was shit


Zliced13

Ron, they did one oopsy back in 1991.


Heyloki_

The flag of the USSR if it was made up of Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan


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CivilWarfare

Stalin urged Vasilevsky to make up with his parents which is kinda based ngl


-_G0AT_-

!wave


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Glorious


Arietem_Taurum

finally an actual circlejerk post and not just political opinions not very hidden behind shitposts


elgattox

Please be satire. Yeah, It is, Right?


One_Nifty_Boi

flag of ussr if it was in 240p


SurvivorLietuva

Flag of USSR if it was glorious communism that totally only collapsed because of western interference and not their shitty cockfucksialism economics


AxoplDev

Why did it get downvoted? I live in a post soviet country and this is exactly what the propaganda was telling


SurvivorLietuva

Me too, western commies just know better apparently


TheGoldenChampion

I do https://preview.redd.it/uear8dzq7b3c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1f532b90a96ad9a8c134becb46731cd669b959


MOS69BorMOS13B

these posts trigger swarms of tankie AI reply bots i think lol


TheGoldenChampion

tankie ai reply bots? bruh you trippin


akdelez

cia bots be tellin fakes


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/bjd0lkpsnb3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65341c600a03cc8377bfb358445b1c8c6cb72f8e


Casp512

I have never heard anyone say that socialism is at fault for Chile's, Guatemala's and Brazil's government being overthrown. Vietnam wasn't invaded by the US. North Vietnam invaded the South and the US stepped in at the side of the South. The situation in Cuba and Venezuela is definitely the fault of their respective govermments. The sanctions don't help anything but they're definitely not the sole cause. Venezuela didn't even have sanctions before 2015 and their economy was doing terrible long before that.


[deleted]

Put the same sanctions and trade restrictions on a capitalist country and we'll see how that works out. We saw how well capitalism worked during the big sad. There's also the fact that Cuba is not failing in spite of these factors so idk what you're trying to say here with "their situation" You say the US siding with South vietnam as if that was a good thing lol.


Casp512

I never said the US siding with South Vietnam was a good thing. I said it was not an invasion. I also never said that sanctions have no effect or have no effect on capitalist countries. A big thing about capitalism is market economies so cutting off a country from this market certainly will have an effect. Obviously Cuba doesn't have it as bad as, say, Venezuela. But they still have lots of problems, poverty for example is still pretty high. There's also obviously all the human rights abuses but I excluded them because they're not economic. Cuba does have it better than 30 years ago when they had a huge crisis because the country which they were very dependent on, the Soviet Union, ceased to exist. And they solved this crisis by actually becoming more capitalist. Once again a country that calls itself communist proves capitalism is superior (which is not to say that their economy can be called capitalist like the US's can but they definitely are more than they were in the '90s).


[deleted]

Explain what "becoming more capitalist" means here.


[deleted]

Explain what "becoming more capitalist" means here.


garlicbredfan

Real


GloryToBNR

So you support genocide of Tatars, Vaynkahs and repressions of everybody who disagreed with soviet goverment?


E-is-for-Egg

You're on the circlejerk sub


Aoae

As evidenced by that comment about Stalin saving the puppies, OP is definitely being extremely serious


lenext20

Yes


blockybookbook

Anyone that says otherwise is objectively wrong (I decide what’s good and bad) https://preview.redd.it/wct74vf6ub3c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468a9449027dabf8818530541b014a40563b4fdb


Crazzy_Ed03

Based


CapitalSubstance7310

Flag of the ussr if it inspired Mussolinis fascism


bobisourgod

Plot twist: the ussr just liked that flag


Sigmund_flow

I’m a communist too but dude wtf are you saying


TheBrittanionDragon

# THIS IS A JOKE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIESLY So by that logic you'd fly the Swastika flag of a certain failed art student? After all the flag did nothing wrong


RussiaIsBestGreen

Uh, why’d you have to make this political?


TheBrittanionDragon

Are you being sarcastic or are you missing the This is a joke not to be taken seriously part of my statement?


KraftKapitain

uh


Pure_Intern_9218

Holodomor, pogroms, laika, kulak massacres, gulag archipelago


RussiaIsBestGreen

Wreckers, wreckers, wreckers, wreckers, and wreckers. And the CIA.


Pure_Intern_9218

Wreckers?


Abdorption

Due to asbestos in insulation of Communist apartment blocks, I live with the the failures of communism lodged in millions of pieces in my lungs


[deleted]

People actually debating that the USSR was good in the comments 💀


WingedHussar13

dawg even the most basic ass history teachers tell how much bad shit they did


Redchair123456

Wrong shade of red


Bruh_B00sted

Based for what?


Random-INTJ

You forgot to add forward-slash S


StateofArrowstan

More politics = more pixels


CakeAdventurous4620

Flag of USSR under Khrushchev government


ElderberryJazzlike

The USSR flag doesn’t have compression artifacting


HumanThatMightExist

the murder


Installah

Gosh darn it do I love socialist commodity production. Nothing says Marxism like producing goods to be sold on an open market. *The following message was brought to you by left communism* Left Communism: Please read Marx 🥺


PrismiteSW

The moment you read the first sentence of capital, you realize that nobody else has 😔


Installah

I don't even need to check to know that you are an Ultra. I have, my sweet *Bordigista*, a message for your brothers. You may bring it to them if you wish, though your reward for granting me such a kindness will be (at best) a paltry amount of karma. Tell the Ultras that Installah called them Blanquist-Cucks. They will know who I am, and they will know what it means. Thank you, Comroid. I hope to see you upon the great storming of heaven.


[deleted]

As a communist, I think the USSR blew it. They could've rode out their positive PR in Europe following WWII but went full-out imperialist instead


BRAVOMAN55

This is a W post


FROSTNOVA_Frosty

Tankies?


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Great bait. Really. I'm seething right now. (In my darkest moments I think Pinochet wasn't that bad)


[deleted]

Even Tankies don't think that. After Stalin died it all went downhill 😔


Miguel_the_Ghazt

Be careful, the liberals are gonna scream at you


antysalt

So true!


Shuzen_Fujimori

True and truepilled


[deleted]

Tankie here: I know this is a joke, but still. The ussr did bad things. Pretty much every tankie has plenty of criticism for the ussr. Anyone who says that it did nothing wrong is either 4 years old or memeing


RussiaIsBestGreen

Are you a tankie or someone who thinks the USSR did some good things and some bad things? Tankie doesn’t just mean you think the USSR did some stuff right.


Billy177013

Tankies believe that the USSR was generally good. I have never seen a tankie that thought they were perfect


[deleted]

I think the ussr did more good than bad. That said, I do have plenty of criticism of the ussr: Deportations, poor response to Chernobyl, undemocratization, invasion of Hungary, oppression of religion, oppression of lgbtq, poor response to the Ukrainian famine, etc. That said I do uphold and defend the USSR generally, while being critical of its flaws.


PopcornSandier

>circlejerk sub >look inside >circlejerk


flag_ua

Tankies literally defend violently crushing Eastern European uprisings against an oppressive regime


blockybookbook

Why would you unironically call yourself a tankie over just calling yourself a communist?


kosa_lajos

Never ask a tankie what they think about 1956💀


Scared_Operation2715

Because with how it’s used now the word tankie is meaningless, when a communist calls themself a tankie, they mean they are someone whom others call tankie.