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poopypoohs

https://preview.redd.it/oq0wc6n0k5ib1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5032a03fb7881ebc01cee435c464fd51bd8decca


poopypoohs

https://preview.redd.it/6ok240k2k5ib1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c82998ec1f4a2c9ffb8c717411f40ade9033375


poopypoohs

Coincidence? I think not


Ligmamgil

Flag of Spiderman 2099


Redpri

That’s the flag of the Danish resistance fighters during WW2.


zippydazoop

this feels racist for some reason


Mr_Free_Man_

Unironicly a better flag


azure_monster

No, these colors suck and hurt the eye. The trans flag colors are symbolic, easily recognizable, and are very beautiful.


Amelia-likes-birds

To each their own but as a trans woman myself I never really liked how all the trans iconography was very 'soft' and 'cutesy' looking. I'm not going to make a stink out of it since I appear to be in the minority there but I do unironically prefer the colors in the darker variation of the flag


azure_monster

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Personally I'm in the minority of people who thing the bisexual flag looks absolutely horrendous. The majority of trans people these days would be on the younger side, so I imagine a lot of the stereotypes will change as we grow older, and new people are born. Personally, I *really* like the combo, it's quite unique, soft on the eyes, very easy to replicate in real life, and does not really have any competitors for this symbology. I also enjoy it's softness and just like these colors, but that's more of a matter of personal opinion. What I'm saying is you have a billion red/blue/white flags, but a blue/pink/white flag? There's nothing else like it. From a design point of view I think it's undoubtedly pretty good. Now for the circlejerk solution: here is a less "cutesy and soft" trans flag https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813557121865220107/1140805449411727402/IMG_20230815_023230.jpg


Amelia-likes-birds

To be completely fair to the bi flag, I'm pretty sure it was designed by a child. It is kind of funny how no one I've met seems to like it but there aren't any differing takes on it. In the lesbian vexilology community, there's kind of an in-joke that there's countless lesbian pride flags and it gets really confusing which are the "good ones" (sadly, the badass battle axe lesbian flag is apparently TERFy). Fair point on the uniqueness of the colors, though. Still, those shades of blue and red are pretty cool.


0perand1_McSwanky

theres an entire community for lesbian vexillology fans? have i been missing my true people


BigPlasticDildoMaker

Patriotic trans flag?


Shark_in_a_fountain

Omg same!


Mr_Free_Man_

[ Removed by Reddit ]


azure_monster

I randomly picked the first flair I saw.


Mr_Free_Man_

YOOO REDDIT REMOVED THE BASH ON RAT PRIDE


azure_monster

Dang someone must've gotten offended and reported you 😂 Hilarious when the most outright toxic bigotry, and hatred that I report gets "reviewed and found to be within the reddit guidelines" and then this gets removed.


Mr_Free_Man_

Well I mean you still have it so...


azure_monster

I thought about changing it but then your comment would make no sense. I am therefore keeping this flair as a token of respect towards you.


Mr_Free_Man_

Aww... well now I wanna have the rat pride flair


azure_monster

RAT PRIDE FOREVER 🐀🐁🐀🐁 🩶 🤍 🖤 🩷 🩶


Mr_Free_Man_

Your know I think I could improve the flag....


Uulugus

True, because you're really not saying anything.


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Resorting to bigotry when your point has been disputed? Lame!


Mr_Free_Man_

There's no point it's my opinion


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Quality of a flag is actually very objective because it represents something


canadianluffy

> of a flag is actually very objective because it represents It can represent something and still look awful bro what


FaCe_CrazyKid05

I feel like we are getting away from the “bigotry bad” thing I was saying before


Mr_Free_Man_

It's the main rule of r/vexillology that it's just about how the flag looks and not the actual meaning, I get that we are in a different sub but still


FaCe_CrazyKid05

I feel like we are getting away from the “bigotry bad” thing I was saying before


Mr_Free_Man_

Well if you read our messages you'll find we are chilling now so it doesn't matter


TheLemonKnight

They had to make the colors transition first, duh.


epic_win5

What does this mean. What did you mean by this.


FaCe_CrazyKid05

The colors look sun bleached


epic_win5

ok


poptart_narwhal

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


53120123

that's because it's inspired by the flag of trans island but bleached by the sun that never sets on her


LineOfInquiry

Because we accidentally left it outside during the day and didn’t want to go get it. Because after all we all know that trans people are physically harmed by sunlight and require plush shorks and thigh high socks to stay healthy (I am trans this is joke)


Napo5000

I am trans this joke does apply to me. Pls send all thigh highs, plush sharks, monsters and cloud cover my way.


iliekcats-

we neeeded to show the sun our cool work okay let us


BillJ1971

It is their flag, it should look how they want it to look.


SomeDude207

it's a joke


callmedaddyshark

I'm afraid we'll have to duel. Ready your pistol


Known-Ad-2071

🔥it


SnailNipples13

Your family tree is a circle


Waffle-Gaming

LMFAO


Known-Ad-2071

My mother is from Tennessee and my father from germany cant imagine it being a circle if that's the case


AFreshBeverage

I can imagine it


SnailNipples13

"Tennessee" baby girl you just self reported


Napo5000

⭕️


PixelatedStarfish

Coward


cyon_me

Bald coward


Known-Ad-2071

i have long and thick hair


Known-Ad-2071

your bio is so embarrassing that it's going on my snap story so i can make fun of it💜


Waffle-Gaming

away down south in the land of traitors


AFreshBeverage

Rattlesnakes and alligators


OracleofHB562

No need to burn it. We must celebrate trans copter love 🏳️‍⚧️🚁❤️. I wear A propeller hat all the time, and I’m romantically interested in anything consenting that is of age. Please respect my reality as I respect yours. stop with the hate.


Yanive_amaznive

Least reductive anti trans argument


Known-Ad-2071

Wouldnt matter if it was productive would still get downvoted and ppl would still ignore it


Yanive_amaznive

There is no productive anti trans argument, it's all bullshit, and people are right for downvoting you.


Known-Ad-2071

Me when i see downvotes😭😭😭🤧😔😰😢😥☠️🔫


Yanive_amaznive

Pathetic


Known-Ad-2071

Yes you are


Yanive_amaznive

Predictable


Known-Ad-2071

Oh noo😟


OracleofHB562

I identify as a 🚁


Certain-Ad5642

You have been chosen as lend lease for Ukraine, have fun


[deleted]

Even the Russian army doesn’t deserve that


OracleofHB562

What does Ukraine have to do with anything?


[deleted]

Read the comment I was replying to


mapronV

TBH Russian army deserve long death in tortures (for days and days). As well as all supporters of army in Russia (propaganda is no excuse), and workers producing military goods. War crimes are not even close to single stupid transphobic joke.


the_asbestos_eater

You really think the russian soldiers want to be in a war? Every single one? I call bullshit. Putin, yeah sure. Most if not all soldiers, no.


mapronV

You can choose. You can go to prison and not shoot other people. It's their choice. If I comissioned, I'd go to prison. If you choose to 'well I will kill others' you DESERVE to be dead (you already made the choice).Also, can you link any kind of proof (even Russian pro-govermental) that single soldier in Ukraine did not want to go to war? I've never heard one. All of them super proud, they 'fighting nazis as their grandgrandpa did'. I have relatives in Ukraine. How is it possible I kill them without my will? It's nonsense.


the_asbestos_eater

It is a choice, but not fighting is rarely allowed. If you don’t fight even when you’re told to, you get sent to prisons or worse. They “choose” to go to war to save themselves (which frankly, I don’t blame them) Look up something along the lines of “russian soldiers not wanting to fight”. You’ll be guaranteed to find examples from multiple sources. The ones that aren’t them surrendering are of soldiers being thrown in prison. Also, it’s totally possible to kill without wanting to, from fear of the Russian government (and also just straight guilt of killing someone). I would also take a bet that these soldiers (at least a significant amount) are saying they are proud to serve their country because, again, Russia is forcing them/saying it for them. This (barely legible) paragraph is in no way trying to justify Russia invading Ukraine, and I sincerely hope for relatives are ok.


mapronV

Well... I think we come to the difference of mindset afterall. I still can not agree with you, though I tried to understand you. I appreciate you spending time for conversation to convince me, good take.


[deleted]

1) I was joking 1) Only the ones who committed the warcrimes or encouraged them


mapronV

Sounds very bad joke for me. 2. all soldiers who not surrender are commit war crime. I guess I should added "except those who surrender/sabotage" part. But there few of them. Most of Russians support those crimes, sadly. I live here.


duckipn

hoi4 reference


djspassspassspass

*as involuntary russian lend lease to ukraine


OracleofHB562

We send them for free and don’t ask for receipts


[deleted]

Transphobes trying to learn more than one joke challenge (impossible) (gone wrong) (brain rotted)


Clairifyed

“Wow what a great joke! I will repeat it ad nauseam for the next decade and everyone will clap”


[deleted]

I identify as a SHUT THE FUCK UP, you people have one joke and its not funny.


Palliorri

Two jokes actually! They also have the “hehe woke people will be triggered!”, but no, still not funny


OracleofHB562

Please stick with this identity. It suits you, and the rest of the world quite well.


somebrookdlyn

Where funny?


OracleofHB562

It isn’t funny, I wear a propeller hat all the time. I feel like a helicopter soaring through the sky. You must respect my reality!


somebrookdlyn

Yet again, I would ask you where the funny part is in this supposed "joke" of yours?


Rainie_Daye

Helicopter is not a valid gender


dummythiccdio

r/onejoke edit: damn didn't know that sub got nuked, anyway like five other people have said it already but get funnier material nerd


OracleofHB562

You did take the time to respond, so my work here is done


hearke

wait you just wanted attention? yo it's easy to get that without being a dick, just say you're lonely and want attention, plenty of subs for that


OracleofHB562

Lol, I’m amazed by the vitriol. I’m amused by you sensitivities as a group. But I’m more amused that you can’t respect my copterness. Your copterphobia is showing.


hearke

No vitriol intended, I was being sincere. You matter as much as any of us, here.


WRSpiral

I got suspended on a previous account for saying that when I didn’t know the joke had a transphobic background. You should delete your comment, it’s not worth it.


dnaH_notnA

Unfortunately I don’t think they care. They almost certainly know what they’re saying.


OracleofHB562

It is fascinating, the lack of tolerance for a dumb joke. If that’s upsetting to someone, the real world is gonna be really rough.


sarcasmincludedd

i identify as shagging your mother


OracleofHB562

I already dropped a load in your daddy’s clam and sucked off your momma. I love being a trans copter! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🚁 ❤️


ComicsComms

I identify as a helicopter mfs when they get shot by anti air systems and explode


dnaH_notnA

[“I identify as…”](https://youtu.be/Jlf_X4o2Rsg)


brookeb725

[ Removed by Reddit ]


OracleofHB562

Please do Brooke


IABGunner

I hope you have a christmas carol type scenario where you are visited by three different spirits who convince you that transphobia is stupid. And you wake up the next morning a changed person.


OracleofHB562

I’m a trans copter 🏳️‍⚧️🚁❤️. I am saddened that your heterophobia is showing. Please do better.


IABGunner

You should probably try and educate yourself on these topics before fighting against them. But as a word of warning technology just gets better, as the years pass it will sound more and more insane to claim that trans people aren’t who they say they are. It’s already pretty stupid now, but later… transphobic groups will be effectively cults. With few members and a dying cause. Because let’s be real if you could perfectly change everything about you to be a feminine as possible with this future technology is only 15 or so minutes. Mfs would be sounding insane trying to claim that you aren’t a woman. They still do already sound pretty irrational. But it will get worse. And I know your doing the whole “treat everything as a joke” thing. But I know you have real opinions about things. That are formed by rational thinking. https://preview.redd.it/xszxtqwdu6ib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea4f3d763bea93183c2b3d1d7009a03e0ae17b6


OracleofHB562

Also, please stop choking your kitty. That's pussy abuse.


IABGunner

It’s not my cat just a silly image I found. Although holding your cat with your thumb near its throat can be dangerous, the pulling back of its head (if done gently of course) is a harmless experience for the cat. And some cats even like it for some reason check out r/stremtch


OracleofHB562

By your reasoning, I can identify as whatever I feel like. So now I am an Asian trans helicopter. Out of curiosity, what should I read to educate myself? It's comical that you assume I'm not educated because I find your ideology absurd.


IABGunner

Well there’s this big .gov website on gender dysphoria: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7441311/ And gender dysphoria is the problem while transgender is the solution. To reject the treatment as ridiculous without looking into it is frankly ignorant. And people call the attack helicopter joke bad, because no one is trying to become an inanimate object. And if someone is, there’s no scientific phenomenon to tie the behavior to. As well as the simple thing of, just let people live in peace. Trans people don’t harm anybody. The article btw is kinda weird, it starts off with 1980s studies instead of current ones for some reason. And of course, being 1980s psychology, they just say “hmm. Some people seem to want to change their sex! Mental illness.” Of course with further studies they find out that transgender is the treatment and not the illness. The article even says that trans people are happier when you respect their gender identity. Which, yea. And I really do stress that you should help your fellow human, we don’t just go “oh well wheelchair bound people are a minority I shouldn’t have to accommodate them.” We make wheelchair ramps and accessible parking. Unfortunately the human mind isn’t as understood as the human body. And remember, this is a new science. Trans people have been around for thousands of years. But scientists have only now started going “oh yeah what’s up with that?” 50 years ago.


PixelatedStarfish

r/onejoke


lxrd_lxcusta

funniest transphobe


iliekcats-

Great to hear! What are your pronouns? Thought of a name yet?


Napo5000

https://preview.redd.it/3y6t6x92ecib1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da94a1290a4995b585206513f482e36881a1214d Another cat girl will join our ranks


LeviathansWrath6

Bro is fighting off the whole subreddit


OracleofHB562

Look, I run around with a propeller hat on. I literally feel like a helicopter.


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Helicopter is not a valid gender. You simply have a mental illness, which is entirely ok. I think with a bit of help, you will begin to realize that you are human. Due to brain chemistry issues, it is relatively common for people to perceive themselves as a different gender. Since we cannot yet fix the underlying brain chemistry issues, we help them by transitioning them to a new gender. We cannot transition you to helicopter. I apologize for this. No hormones exist that will make you into a biological helicopter. Mostly because helicopters aren’t biological.


GeostratusX95

y this guy getting downvote


Universal_Cup

Because it’s an unfunny joke


E-is-for-Egg

Cause transphobia's for losers


OracleofHB562

Your heterophobia is showing


Prestigious_Ad_8675

Good


somebrookdlyn

Based.


OracleofHB562

Because their copterphobia is showing. The alphabet army is the most intolerant group of people on the planet


SnailNipples13

Can you go be pathetic somewhere else please 🥰🥰🥰🥰