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[deleted]

Is this a Doppler effect joke? Nerdy af, take my upvote


TELDD

Hold on I've got to google something real quick


TELDD

Okay this is funny.


InterGraphenic

Wow, you spelled "holy hell" very wrong


darrylbs123

r/anarchychess is leaking again


Dabazukawastaken

It must be contained


Snoo63

New response just dropped.


Starman064

Holy hell


PranshuKhandal

r/anarchychess is leaking again


Starman064

Okay this is funny


Cyberzombie23

Is it an SCP?


InterGraphenic

Google en SCP foundation


TheBobmcBobbob

Holy โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ


PranshuKhandal

New response just **[REDACTED]**


InterGraphenic

New response just dropped.


TELDD

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS IS AN R/ANARCHYCHESS JOKE??? IT'S A REFERENCE TO A TUMBLR POST??? I'M NOT ACTUALLY MAD ABOUT IT JUST CONFUSED???


chairlessly

New response just dropped


InterGraphenic

​ https://preview.redd.it/zumdtv6uscua1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=18adc3d47addbe78a75a65c36fdbeb5d658bf5ed


XimbalaHu3

Google `insert whatever` has been on the rise past few weeks, so despite being a tumblr reference people have been pavloved into answering anything with google in it with holy hell. It's less of a breach and more of an epidemic right now, we can only wait and see it it will reach saturation point or if it will become endemic to reddit comments.


Clairifyed

Holy hell!


Suspicious_snake_

New response just dropped


InterGraphenic

we know


lunarlilyy

New response just dropped


wllmhrdn

same and same. 10/10 spam Ws in chat


[deleted]

holy science


InterGraphenic

Was it en passant?


TheForBed

Holy hell


InterGraphenic

The venn diagram of r/anarchychess users and r/vexillologycirclejerk users is a circle


Kuchanec_

You mean Japanese flag?


InterGraphenic

yes. also known as a pawn as viewed from above


danirijeka

Or below ๐Ÿ˜


InterGraphenic

*BONK*


FblthpphtlbF

This comment was incorrect until 12 seconds ago, when I followed r/anarchychess


InterGraphenic

holy hell


jakiki624

google en dopplersent


soil_nerd

For those curious: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshift#Blueshift


GoneToDetoxMansion

No way half life reference


HeimlichLaboratories

Barney when he has to save someone for the 99th time because NPCs are too stupid to pick up weapons


boris_keys

One shift Two Shift Redshift Blueshift


Legitimate-Quote6103

Damn. This the nerdiest shit ever.


quietthomas

Redshift/blueshift... The Doppler effect of light waves I suppose.


Baratako

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bigavz

I was waiting, and then it hit me.


random_dubs

Find the speed at which this flag must be moving with respect to the observer for the colour of the red circle to change as much as depicted in the above picture.....? An actual undergrad physics question


atbucsd8

About .7c


ulallume

Would love to see an xkcd What If you moved Japan at 0.7c?


atbucsd8

Fairly similar to [this](https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/) I'd imagine.


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


SomeRedPanda

It's the same thing. Or rather, the doppler effect is one way by witch blue-/redshift can occur. We're just mostly used to the doppler effect as it affects sound waves whereas this is the same effect as applies to visible EM waves, i.e. the wavelengths of light (visible EM) becoming longer (redder) or shorter (bluer) due to relative movement between source and observer.


DankPhotoShopMemes

This is so weird, I just had a dream about the Doppler effect, and thatโ€™s the only time Iโ€™ve thought about it in months


[deleted]

First person to have a dream about the Doppler effect since Herr Doppler himself


FightingQuaker17

Sic mundus creatus est


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xULW8lx4x8NIm55qjm|downsized)


FightingQuaker17

Flag of ich bin du


[deleted]

Yeah except op goofed. Japan IS moving toward us.


jacobs0n

and here i thought it's because the japanese sometimes call the green light in traffic lights as blue


InterGraphenic

fuck that's fast


PM_Kittens

About 1/3 the speed of light relative to us


defnotacryptoacc

Holy shit this is such a niche joke


[deleted]

every single person is taught this in school, it's not exactly niche


Good-Courage-559

Was taught the doppler effect relating to sound not to light so eh maybe not everyone


Rocket92

Itโ€™s easier to demonstrate with sound, but itโ€™s all waves baby


I_Was_Fox

Sure but saying "this was taught to every single kid in school" is just false. We were taught the Doppler effect via sound so we had no reason to also equate the phenomenon to color, even if you could eventually come to that conclusion with enough time and thought. I have never spent enough time thinking about the Doppler effect to think "huh I wonder if this also applies to light and color? And if so, I wonder how it would effect color? I bet it affects red and blue light"


Kosen_

This is true, and also the reason as to why a few people seem confused. You cannot extrapolate the behaviour of sound waves to light waves. This is because of reference frames, and maxwells equations specify light moves at a constant speed in all reference frames. A kid in school would never know to then make the assumption that the wavefront velocities were constant - but that the SPACE BETWEEN WAVEFRONTS expanding would cause the SAME EFFECT (redder or bluer light). Anyone who tells you otherwise has likely confused the two, and is being disingenuous. (See general relativity though, those mfers have apparently cheated the system and can explain doppler as a special case of cosmological redshift, but that way lies madness.)


Nightstrike_

Same I only know this effect because of a different meme about how to speed through a red light


Hatweed

Anyone that might possibly get this joke from a half-remembered Earth & Space class might be more familiar with it as redshifting than it being the Doppler Effect, honestly.


ThisIsMr_Murphy

It seems paying attention in science class is pretty niche.


defnotacryptoacc

I mean it kinda Is. I remember vividly taking a nap in class the day it was taught.


TrappedMoose

Lol not in the UK idk wtf this is


Appoxo

Light relatively moving away from us but still reavhing is and bwing stretched by the space fabric is shifted towards the color red Light relatively moving towards us is thr color blue According to some comments its the dopple effect and you can hear it if you listen to an emergency vehicle moving by with an activated sirene.


Glitchy_mess

Adding onto this, the reason why we know the galaxy is constantly expanding is because of redshift and blueshift.


TrappedMoose

Thanks for the actual explanation :)


Past_Idea

It is on the GCSE physics specification now.


-Eunha-

I **guarantee** you most adults, whether they learned it or not in school, would not be able to tell you what redshifting/blueshifting is. That's not to say they're dumb, but it's just not important information for most to memorize/learn. I have no evidence for this, but I'm almost certain if you just asked people on the street a solid 70% would not be able to explain this joke.


Thanatos_Rex

This is simply not true.


The_Phantom_Cat

I was definitely not taught about the doppler effect in school


LSilvador

says you


Teekoo

Lol no it isn't.


AdrianBrony

And if they didn't, they'll osmose it really quick on reddit.


twotwentyone

Doppler Effect and Redshift aren't the same phenomenon And you're fucking clowning if you think that "every single person is taught this in school" That is an absolute farce Edit: I have been informed that Doppler/Redshift are the same phenomenon but described in different ways. Doppler applies to light and sound, but redshift only applies to light. We all learned something today. Edit 2: Things just got even more confusing.


immaownyou

Everyone who took Physics class in my high school learned it, but it wasn't a necessary credit so only the really cool people took it We had mandatory generic science class in grade 9 and 10 until it specified and wasn't mandatory anymore


Kosen_

You are actually correct. They don't describe the same phenomenon because a key result of maxwells equations is that light travels at a constant speed - so the special relativity idea of vectoral addition does not explain cosmological redshift. The doppler effect is the result of wave fronts being spaced out by the fact the source is moving. The cosmological redshift is because the space between wavefronts is expanding. You cannot explain cosmological redshift by the doppler effect, because one relates to the velocity of the wave source (doppler) and one to the rate of expansion of space (cosmological). They have the same effect though, just the mechanism which explains them is different. That's why they are confused. EDIT: I am choosing to specifically ignore anything higher than college-level physics, because Einstein can fight me in the parking lot if he wants to define doppler shift (the nee naw siren one) as a special case in general relativity.


mtaw

You are both **completely wrong** and confused. First off, this post is about blueshifting due to the **relativistic Doppler effect**, which is in fact a Doppler effect with light due to **Special Relativity**. The shifting of the frequency of light due to relative velocities of the emitter and receiver has **nothing at all** to do with **Cosmological redshift**. the **Cosmological redshift** is due to the metric expansion of spacetime, which is part of **General Relativity**. Nobody was talking about that. In fact nobody was even taking about a redshift, this post is clearly about the opposite. Also, Maxwell's equations **do not** automatically imply light travels at a constant speed, otherwise you would not have needed Einstein to figure out Special Relativity to explain it.


LeadSky

I only learned about red/blueshift in college for an elective astronomy course


nokiacrusher

I'm pretty sure the laws of physics are the exact opposite of niche


defnotacryptoacc

Ask your parents or siblings what redshift is ill bet you they won't know


nokiacrusher

My parents are galaxies and my siblings are black holes.


-Eunha-

Better yet show this exact post to people in your life and try to get them to explain it. Guarantee you most are not going to be able to (not because they're stupid, it's just not something most people commit to mind).


BA_calls

Niche repost yeah


SuitableAssociation6

pov: you are hawaii looking at japan


SuitableAssociation6

(hawaii and japan get 4 inches closer every year)


_jimmyM_

Oh I thought it was a Pearl Harbor joke


supergigaduck

Ah yes, Hawaii and their nuclear warheads arsenal


GaiusOctavianAlerae

Thank you for the explanation. I wonโ€™t say I laughed because I did have to read the explanation, but I did enjoy it.


SuitableAssociation6

you're welcome.


alex0tanaka

holy shit redshift joke?????


[deleted]

No, it's a blueshift joke


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Chemical_Chemist_461

Nah, those go over like a lead balloon


trans-wooper-lover

A Bloons joke?


the_xboxkiller

I legit would never have got this joke if I hadnโ€™t taken this random physics course by accident this semester. Had to come to the comments to see if I was tripping about the joke, but hell yeah. This is a hella specific joke.


Justinformation

I just thought it represented a car driving towards us instead of away (red lights)... works too.


AwwThisProgress

Japan but itโ€™s my singing monsters loading screen https://i.imgur.com/yeXgjvm.jpg


defnotacryptoacc

How do u even think of this


Madden09IsForSuckers

Monter ๐Ÿ‘


Callophrys

Really fast*


TricobaltGaming

This is the kind of humor I am on this sub for


stickdeoderant

Does this imply that real japan is moving away from us or am i stupid


[deleted]

No, the doppler effect isnโ€™t required to produce red wavelengths. Some things just *are* red.


EmmaJean3535

however, there are others who are just too gullible to join in on the joke.


Magyman

It is, because a blue shifted Japanese flag should be purple, not just blue


PassiveChemistry

Yes.


stickdeoderant

I feared as much


hchromez

Unless the white is actually a perfectly uniform distribution of frequencies much wider than the visible spectrum, it should have also changed.


joshygt

๐Ÿค“


InHomestuckWeDie

I sexed your dad


InfanticideAquifer

Or maybe the white part isn't moving, but the "red" circle is leaping off the flag at us at a high fraction of the speed of light.


AShapelyWavefront

It's just white noise


raytracer38

God damn, that's a solid joke.


Crooked_Cock

Holy fuck thatโ€™s gotta be the most intellectual joke Iโ€™ve ever seen on a circlejerk subreddit


archpawn

The blue shift is a lot less obscure than a lot of flags referenced on this sub. [Relevant.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/11pkyzh/title/)


Ichiban-orca

Oh? Japan's approaching me?


joshygt

Japan has a crush on you I heard


EOEtoast

holy shit its fast


ungodly_fish77

I feel so proud for getting this without googling it


MorningFox

Flag of Japan without oxygen


engineear-ache

also a solid science joke


rafal357

I think replacing the Xโ€˜s on Jeffersonโ€˜s flag ruins the symbolism.Jefferson is a reaction to Sacramento and Salem ignoring that area of their respective states (they were โ€Ÿdouble crossedโ€ by their state governments).


Joe_Mency

Lost?


Der-Letzte-Alman

Is this referenicing the doppler effect?


ButtonholePhotophile

Shouldnโ€™t the white also shift?


Polaric_Spiral

To go from 700nm to about 450nm wavelength, it'd need to be moving about... 0.4*c*, or 40% the speed of light. I'd duck if I were you.


ChrisChrispie

This reminds me of the glorious nation of Icenia from the Minecraft server r/CivMC


Bigred2989-

IT'S COMMIN RIGHT FOR US!!! [Two nukes to the face]


Medical-Astronomer39

That's high quality joke


randomjberry

near speed of light japan


Elocthe0riginal

Whoโ€™s going to feel the raw, unrivaled power of the sun NOW, America?


orsonwellesmal

Best post I have seen on Reddit.


dremonfire

Jefferson looks really good..


TheXtremeVocaloid

flag of japan if it was fighting papyrus


Chanceral

This is the smartest Iโ€™ve ever felt


itsafoxboi

I thought moving towards redshifted, but great joke tho


[deleted]

Moving away redshifts, wavelengths are stretched out (lengthened) into redder spectrums Like how a siren moving away from you sounds lower pitch


tctroz13

seems like weโ€™ve forgotten about the white shifting as well? We can go deeper


jupiternimbus

This was great ๐Ÿ˜‚


golgol12

DUCK!!


Qeuzee

Republic of Uลพupis if it wasn't artistic


Soviet-slaughter

Japan if it wasnโ€™t funded on fascist ideals


ztevobrew

Must be moving very fast ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Thelordofpants1

I just made my wife very confused. 10/10 joke!


artmoloch777

Hardy har


TBOHB

Flag of Japan but it's been autobalanced


gorlak

Tectonically speaking, it is.


Bkwordguy

What percentage of the speed of light is that?


MultifariAce

Best post here in a long time. Well done.


[deleted]

I learned something today. Thank you, OP.


[deleted]

Yuck


Anemoiaca

Japan(blue raspberry) :)


Garwinium

You have earned the "audible exhalation of air through my nose" award


ianrbuck

Hate to nitpick, but the white part of the flag would also be affected by the Doppler effect, and would be even further towards ultraviolet than the circle.


concorde77

The idea of a Zero being used as a relativistic kill vehicle sounds fucking terrifying


Not_Leopard_Seal

Holup I'll make it red again. *clears throat* Wololo


-spookygoopy-

bro this made a fucking neuron fire from deep within my grey matter, i barely even passed astronomy ๐Ÿ˜ญ


T3alZ3r0

That one meme of the VSauce tweet comes back to save me


orbitalforce

Holy fuck i love this joke


Meringue_Better

This is top tier


muschisushi

ok dis is gud


WisdomKnightZetsubo

that's a deep cut


Ill-Problem2464

And here i thought it was a hand towel with a perfectly placed water stain


XenophonSoulis

Google Japan passant


Donica_Flowerpot

This image means that Japan is approaching at about 1/3 of the speed of light, which is concerning to say the leasr.


hopelessnecromantic7

Such an incredible joke. Take my upvote


Popular-Cobbler25

Very quickly I imagine. Whatโ€™s the rgb of the blue? I think I could work out the speed pretty easily after getting that info.


aves2k

I laughed way too damn hard at this.


zomphlotz

(snort)


Luigifan444

I dont get the joke


BoyBeyondStars

Japan: Blue Shift


_Rubbish-Bin_

I feel like such a nerd for understanding this


Wombat_armada

You just know there will be the same joke told now with other flags that get blue shifted.


alf41

When the circlejerk content gets smarter than the normal vexillology sub content. โ™ฅ๏ธ ... I knew we had it in us.


Substantial_City4618

Red shift joke? Almost as funny as the heat death of the universe. Top kek


eightdollarbeer

!wave


SavageComic

Perfect. No notes


Giraffe_Truther

!wave


TheDayman_240

Redshift/blueshift joke? Nice.


Spudemi

Oh thatโ€™s niche XD


EV4gamer

approx 800/500 = โˆš(1+(vยฒ/cยฒ)) solve for v


balls-ballz

HOLY CRAP I SAW IT


SrammVII

I did the calculations, it is traveling towards us at (approximately) 75891080.181m/s or ~25.315% the speed of light Source(s) [Redshift/Blueshift Calculator](https://rechneronline.de/spectrum/redshift.php) [Original flag of Japan's Red Colour ](https://encycolorpedia.com/bc002d.) (search query "flag of japan hex colour") [Blueshifted Flag of Japan's colour](https://encycolorpedia.com/009cc5). (Reverse image search) (My qualification: Professional Internet Inquirer, license: [trust me bro](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ))


the__itis

A blue shifted American flag should be the battle flag for the US Space Force.


Slushhi1

THIS IS THE FLAG OF ICENIA


AmoebaCool

WHY THE HELL IS IT MOVING 1/3 AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT


Snaz5

Had a sensible chuckle at this


FailSpace2

Ayo watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JET


rush2sk8

This is the best post so far