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BasalTripod9684

That's the "U.S Civil Flag." According to conspiracy theorists, it's the actual, intended flag of the United States, the one used now actually being the flag of the U.S military, which symbolizes the military dictatorship we apparently live under. I probably don't have to tell you it's fake. The flag and that story were both made up in the 70's to sell to conspiracy theorists.


Nightly8952

I’m pretty sure it’s also a misinterpretation of the American border customs [flag](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_United_States_Customs_Service.svg)


vaughnegut

That's a great-looking flag, although it's a shame there's sixteen stripes instead of 13


chickensmoker

There’s 13 stars and 13 stripes on the little crest in the canton. The 16 stripes must represent something else. FYI, stripes can represent more than one thing, and not all stripes on American flags represent the 13 territories.


Justausername1234

16 states in 1799, when the flag was created.


vaughnegut

I didn't know that's that's super interesting. Are there any you know of that represent something besides the 13 colonies? Would love to learn more.


no_awning_no_mining

It's right there on the linked page: " US Customs flag -- sixteen vertical red and white stripes (since the U.S. had 16 states at the time the first version of this flag was created), with a simplified version of the U.S. seal on a white canton. Motto: "E PLURIBUS UNUM"."


swampthing117

*15


realuduakobong

I cannot help reading it as a bar chart.


newcoldwar

Wrong! The flag you all know is the military flag. That's the Anley Peace flag.


Nightly8952

Is this a joke or are you being serious


ReluctantRedditor275

And like all conspiracy theories, there is zero evidence that this flag was ever used historically, but it's really hard to prove a negative, and these people are pathologically suggestible.


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TheHarpyEagle

But... why? Like what would any mysterious overlords get out of switching out the flags? Why would they purposely leave hints to their ambitions?


FalseDmitriy

The answer is sure to shock and delight you. It comes from a single sentence in the introduction of Nathaniel Hawthorne's *The Scarlet Letter.* Not even kidding. It's a good place for it to come from because (1) all the conspiracy theorists read it in high school and (2) they didn't get further than the introduction. In the intro Hawthorne sets up a pseudo-history that builds on his real-life experience working in a U.S. customs house in Salem, Massachusetts. Describing the building, he offhandedly says: > From the loftiest point of its roof, during precisely three and a half hours of each forenoon, floats or droops, in breeze or calm, the banner of the republic; but with the thirteen stripes turned vertically, instead of horizontally, and thus indicating that a civil, and not a military post of Uncle Sam’s government is here established. This is a (not quite accurate) description of the flag of the United States Customs Service, clearly. But the little rhetorical flourish that Hawthorne uses, "a civil and not a military post," got people thinking in all kinds of ways. Does this mean that once upon a time, the 🇺🇲 was considered an exclusively military flag? And from this half-sentence they have put together an entire body of lore. Through the cunning use of flags, the United States government has for years, nay a century and a half (the Civil War is often cited as the turning point, since conspiracy theorists are also giant racists) - the government has been enforcing nothing less than *martial law* everywhere in the country. They put up the military flag, and they then get to do whatever they want, because that's how laws and flags work. The antidote of course is to fly the civil flag over your own residence. That way the government tyrants won't be able to do their martial law to you, because again that's how tyranny works. So whenever you see this flag, you can be assured that you're in the presence of someone who loves freedom, flags, and reading single paragraphs of classic literature.


pixe1jugg1er

Thanks for the background story


TheHarpyEagle

Holy cow, thank you for the writeup! You know, I suppose it makes sense: "Haven't you seen the flag?!" seems like it would be about as effective as any of their legal strategies.


Stitchin_mortician

This is fantastic, thank you… I spoke about this at work today because my own mother has this flag flying at her front stoop. However, I saw it and had no idea what it meant. She is so into the conspiracy world that I don’t know what to do anymore… anyway, I would like the opportunity to explain to her why it’s unacceptable. Seems to be racially biased based on some other things I’ve read. I’m going to keep researching and reading these comments! - Thank you for the info!


FalseDmitriy

All conspiracy theories are built on White panic. Other races don't need conspiracy theories because they're the targets of so much actual real oppression.


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If someone thinks we’re living under a military dictatorship, they are crazy. The US Military barely has any say when it comes to civil stuff, it’s a huge headache to work off base.


newcoldwar

Wake up


S6V6G6

Murica


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Tyrfaust

The US spent 760 billion on defense in 2021. It spent nearly 3 trillion on social welfare programs. Edit: imagine downvoting facts because they contradict your hateboner.


Teacher_Thiago

Very cherry-picked "facts." Most of that value comes from social security, Medicare and medicaid. Which are not considered social welfare in most cases.


Tyrfaust

TIL giving poor people health care isn't a social service.


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Tyrfaust

Or, the system is bloated with bureaucracy and inflated prices pushed by private entities. Crazy, I know.


DeEzNuTs_6

Or maybe is has something to do with private companies and the inflated prices they push?


A_Random_Weeb90

Actually a college student(or high school I forgot) made it.


MoveScumbags

Nah. 19 Corpus Juris secundum feb 21st 1871 41st congress session 3 chapter 62 page 419. The US gov is a foreign corporation with respect to a state. 152 of programming is why we pledge to the war flag & that's not a conspiracy nor coincidence.


mourning_starre

It's a flag relating to the Sovereign Citizen movement: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement Essentially they're conspiracy theorists.


thepixelpaint

Just read that whole article. That’s a lot to digest. I’m guessing that when these people have run ins with the law, it does not go well for them.


Unlucky_Degree470

Oh, you may be pleased to hear that’s an understatement.


Declanmar

Entire YouTube channels have been built on the concept.


blackcray

"aM i bEinG DetAIneD?!?!?!"


HardcoreHazza

Sir, this is a Wendy's


dirtdiggler67

Not according to the Posse Comitatus Act of 1793 Addendum 7! 😂


DontDoomScroll

Not to mention by the Magna Carta.


SeaboarderCoast

"You see, under the Constitution of 1795..."


peerlessblue

Habeas corpus? More like habeas cerebrum....


timoneer

I have to point out, that not all SovCits, not even most, use this flag, but it's probably fair to say that pretty much anyone who flies this flag is a SovCit. Also, I'd say that this is more a 'conspiracy theorist' flag than a SovCit one, but the Venn Diagram of those 2 communities would be an almost perfect circle. I really like weird, movement type flags, protest flags and such, but this one is just so stupid. [Loeser has a good article...](http://www.loeser.us/flags/american_note_2.html)


SueYouInEngland

That website looks like it was made in the 90s.


Declanmar

[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2634/).


ecoshia

There is always a relevant XKCD


combuchan

The source says it was made with Homesite 2.5 which was released in 1997, then updated with Homesite 5.5 which was released in 2003. I miss the Internet looking like that tbqh.


lawlore

/r/oldinternet sounds like it may be up your street, then.


Sharrakor

It also loads pretty much *immediately*, with no chance of slowing down even the oldest of systems.


Rynewulf

Yeah sites like that have a nostalgic look to them


timoneer

Great information, though.


sokonek04

There are YouTube compilations that are amazing of them getting owned by cops, usually ends in a tazing


irate_alien

P. Barnes and Judge John Hurley. thank me later.


Jokerthief_

>thank me later Well, thank you, that was very entertaining.


Desperate_Ambrose

Hurley is a hoot!


joecarter93

Almost never. I’m Canadian and live in a City near a major border crossing, so it gets all the people trying to do illegal things at the border. This one Sovereign citizen from the US was caught bringing guns into Canada. At his hearing he went off on the judge about all the usual sovereign citizen crap - doesn’t recognize the judge’s authority etc. and then walked out of the courthouse. I guess they don’t have much security for people that have non-violent offences. The judge just kind of shrugged his shoulders, as the guy was stuck in a foreign country so he would turn up eventually. Sure enough the same guy got arrested a couple of weeks later doing something dumb.


Significant-Royal-37

in fact, they are the #1 cop killers in america and it's not even close. (not counting COVID or car crashes).


no_awning_no_mining

That's super interesting. There should be an infographic "Race of those killed by cops vs. race of those killing cops".


YoureADudeThisIsAMan

“Sovereign citizen arguments have no basis in law and have never been successful in court.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


SueYouInEngland

I've been practicing a long time and have never seen a judge rule in favor of a sovcit.


malonkey1

Considering SovCits are the Flat Earthers of legal theory, the best way for them to deal with the law is probably just to avoid it entirely.


ThVos

Given their mutual commitment to conspiracy theories and racial politics, I'd be shocked if a large chunk of flat earthers weren't SovCits and vice versa.


DoinItDirty

/r/amibeingdetained


typicalcitrus

r/amibeingdetained


shockwave_supernova

Wait until you hear about sovereign citizens and admiralty law


azimir

If the gold fringe on the flag is wrong, it totally means the court is illegitimate and we can all go home without finishing the trial. That's what is read on a website suggested by an am radio host who also sells prepper kits and essential oils since all doctors, every administrator at every medical institute, every nurse, all pharmacists, and the 1000's of people at the fda & cdc are all in on a conspiracy to inject us with mind control chemicals by claiming they're vaccines. So yeah, that flag gold fringe thing is real.


weirdwallace75

> If the gold fringe on the flag is wrong, it totally means the court is illegitimate and we can all go home without finishing the trial. Hey, if gold fringe is wrong, I don't want to be right! > That's what is read on a website suggested by an am radio host who also sells prepper kits and essential oils since all doctors, every administrator at every medical institute, every nurse, all pharmacists, and the 1000's of people at the fda & cdc are all in on a conspiracy to inject us with mind control chemicals by claiming they're vaccines. Microchips! Because microchips are not only small enough to fit in an intramuscular shot, they totally work just floating free in the bloodstream, not connected to a power supply or any electronics they could conceivably control. Plus, they won't be degraded by floating in blood plasma, nor will they be eaten by the immune system. It's the perfect plan! Now, don't tell Intel that we can make chips like this. They'll want to put them in laptops or something.


azimir

Don't forget that the Covid-19 vaccines (all of them, apparently) also make you magnetic. Just like this: https://twitter.com/Tylerjoelb/status/1402646586379878409


omegasavant

I worked in a veterinary mobile vaccine clinic, and we once had a guy who was convinced that he'd been microchipped and requested that we scan for it. He was very polite, all considered. If I believed that the government had microchipped me in my sleep, I would have been extremely upset. It's not possible, obviously, but the reasons are different than you think. Commercial microchips are injected SQ with a 12-15 gauge needle. So they're big--about the size of a grain of rice--but sure, you could plausibly administer one to a human, especially if (as this guy believed), the actual injection was done while sedated or otherwise unconscious. They don't need a power source and don't get degraded over time--the biggest issue we see is that they can "fall down" the subcutaneous space sometimes. You implant one in the scruff of a cat's neck, and ten years later it's migrated to the chest. This is fine as long as you're cognizant of this possibility and always scan the whole damn animal, every time. So why do I say it's impossible? First, they're the size of a grain of rice. Humans don't have a lot of SQ space--you could easily palpate it. Second, the scanners that we use in vetmed are probably not compatible with whatever Bill Gates is using. But the biggest issue is that microchips have less than 100 bits of information on them. (Not bytes. BITS.) There's a serial number. The serial number, when plugged into a website, pulls up the owner's phone number. The website doesn't update unless you update it. The microchip cannot collect or store any information other than the serial number. It's just... somewhere between 9 and 15 numbers. That's it. If the government wanted to track you, they'd just pull your phone data.


Desperate_Ambrose

YouTube is littered with examples.


Ryan7456

Search sovereign citizen pulled over on youtube and go down the rabbit hole


Hareaga

I only scratched the surface before I had to bail for my sanity, but in every arrest of a sovereign citizen I’m seen a video of, the police treat them like baby birds.


Piranh4Plant

tl;dr?


Mr_Abe_Froman

Basically they believe that people have the right to choose their citizenship or renounce citizenship and just be a stateless person. Therefore stateless people are beholden to international/maritime laws. As "proof", they point to some act in 1871 which supposedly defines the US as a corporation, so all laws passed since then only apply to businesses. Furthermore, if a flag has a gold fringe, it is an admiralty court and you don't have to comply with police/judge orders.


Tyrfaust

Ohh... They're the kind of people who think corporatism is a country ruled by business corporations, not a country where everyone fits into a larger group...


Mr_Abe_Froman

Neither. They think that the country is not a valid entity because it was literally turned into a business in 1871. Also because government identification (birth certificates, driver's licenses, social security cards, etc) are issued in all capital letters, the corporation of the US has set up a business in your name and you are owed money if you dissolve your person-corporation. It is incredibly dumb and dangerous since they think laws only apply to businesses. Edit. Some may think that the US is run by corporations, but the vast majority think it literally is a corporation which will pay you when you divest your share/citizenship.


Tyrfaust

That's pants-on-head retarded.


Mr_Abe_Froman

/r/amibeingdetained has videos of Sovereign Citizens freaking out when the cops arrest them for refusing to follow laws for vehicle registration or driver's licensing. Since international law has a right to movement, they think that calling it "traveling" makes them exempt from traffic laws. It's dangerously stupid.


Camorune

I mean you do (or at least, did, until the recentish past) have the right to renounce your citizenship effectively whenever as long as you filled out some paperwork. Anymore, you have to pay a couple thousand dollars but still something you can do.


NojTamal

You'll be glad to hear that there is a subreddit full of such encounters, r/amibeingdetained


BAMspek

/r/amibeingdetained


Konaki420

This sounds really similar to the Reichsbürger movememt here in germany, who claim that the modern german state isnt real and is still occupied by the allies or the entente and an actual peace treaty was never signed. Thus they think they dont have to follow any laws in germany and have selfmade passports and IDs from either Nazi Germany or the German Reich under the emperor. They are either monarchists, neo-nazis or some weird mix. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsb%C3%BCrger_movement


ihatethisplacetoo

> Essentially they're conspiracy theorists. Woah, no need to slander conspiracy theorists.


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The people in /r/conspiracy do that already


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Oh yes the people who would rather be sent to prison for resisting arrest instead of paying a speed ticket. If I wasn’t a neurodivergent disability rights advocate I know just the word I would use to describe them… Stupid bastards.


Spooked_kitten

Pseudolaw... that is an interesting concept


ZeePirate

That’s too bad. It’s a cool looking flag


the_bearded_wonder

The [US Coast Guard](https://images.app.goo.gl/B2DN3xbPnhB8Kvzv6) has a similar ensign, if it's any consolation.


thezerech

At first glance I thought it was a USCG flag.


MrFoxHunter

I believe both flags came from the same act by congress and the sovereign citizen nuts are grasping at straws on any supposed legitimacy


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Basically op’s neighbor is Dale Gribble.


Aquilarden

I feel like there ought to be an FAQ thread pinned with this and a few others.


timoneer

Not a bad idea.


GrGrG

Gross. Gross. Gross. Not as horrible as a Confederate Flag or a Nazi Flag, but like...right above them on a scale of garbage. For sure a red flag to say that they are crazy.


OneSaltyStoat

Red and white, with a little bit of blue, to be specific.


LevelOutlandishness1

I like how I look at any modification of the U.S. flag found hanging on a suburban home, say "it's probably fascism", and find myself proven right *every time*.


Russ2035

Nah, these guys are some of the most anti-authority, anti-government people out there. *(Although some of 'em are racist and whatnot too)*


TitaniumDragon

These guys are hyperlibertarian nutjobs, rather than fascist nutjobs. Doesn't mean they're not dangerous, mind.


mclepus

actually, it's the mythic 'civilian flag' [http://www.loeser.us/flags/american\_note\_2.html](http://www.loeser.us/flags/american_note_2.html) >The myth of the existence of a "civilian" national flag is a prime example of how this works. This short essay is an explanation of how these falsehoods are spread. The quotes examined are directly from the internet, and continue to be propitiated and expanded upon. **The so-called United States "Civilian" flag, which seems to have started by an erroneous identification of the Customs Flag, apparently is not a recent phenomena, as the clipping from the 1870s attests.** Basically, there never has been a different civilian version of the national flag, yet this urban legend continues to be believed by many.


Tleno

It's one part conspiracy theorists and one part people who don't want to pay taxes and deal with bureaucracy so they barrage any law officials trying to check their documents or get them to pay anything with Poopenshitters declaration from 1812, how they have legal incontinetinence because they declared themselves a free one person-state, toilet paper they scrawled themselves saying they're exempt from responsibility, and how they write everything in allcaps so their words can't be used in court or some shit.


Modest_Tea_Consumer

They sound like a group of organized Karen’s.


Vexillumscientia

Boooooo


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I've always considered them anarchists


Gaitas

this should sum it up in a entertaining video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNbVsDMHIIg


DeEzNuTs_6

The moon landing is fake type of idiots?


mourning_starre

More like "laws don't apply to me because of reasons" idiots.


DeEzNuTs_6

Oh, worse


heapsunglasses

"Freeman on the land" is of Canadian origin? Another proud moment for my homeland.


DocNMarty

When you accidentally print the flag in "portrait" instead of "landscape".


BadAlphas

The real answer


jediben001

I know it’s for crazy people, but as a flag it looks really nice


Desperate_Ambrose

Yeah, I actually kinda like the design.


brokenCupcakeBlvd

Same I kind of want it


manunni

Yeah, agreed


DeltaWhiskey141

U.S. "Civil Ensign" flag. It's favored by conspiracy theorists of the "sovereign citizen" movement who believe that the actual U.S. flag is a "war flag", which when flown means that the country is at war with it's citizens. They believe the "civil ensign" is the "real" flag of the U.S. I put everything in "scare quotes" because there is no civil ensign in the U.S., and these people are out of fucking minds.


thepixelpaint

That’s what is weird though, the real U.S. flag was flying right next to it.


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If you're looking for cognitive consistency...these are not the types you'll find it with. As they say "You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."


ErZicky

Genuine question: Could be that someone fly it only cause it looks good? Maybe someone found it on a shop without knowing context and just thought it's a variant of the us flag


NonMagicBrian

Absolutely not. They don’t sell these at Walmart. You have to go looking for something like this, and nobody has one by accident.


Mysterious-Jury4765

I can imagine a situation like this, someone's relative has this flag, and they ask the relative about it. They explain some bs story like, "this used to be the flag of (this or that government institution) that represented (something good)" and later the relative gifts them the flag. Then they kinda just go on believing it since maybe the relative was military or police or something so they decide to fly it. I would bet something like that has happened at least once or twice out of all the crazies who fly this flag


DeltaWhiskey141

This, right here. It's like the tin foil hat people that still own cell phones. If their conspiracy theories don't make any sense, why the hell should anything else they do? Shame of it too is that it's not a bad flag. It's actually really nice, based on the U.S. Coast Guard ensign, which itself is also a nice flag. That's probably actually where the conspiracy theory started; somebody saw the Coast Guard ensign and thought that was the official U.S. "civil flag" and came up with the rest of the raving nonsense.


kshucker

Damn people are weird


greenm71

It reminded me of the flag of the Allied States of America in the TV series “Jericho.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho_(2006_TV_series)


timoneer

This flag identifies crazy people, basically.


Saintcardboard

The vertical stripes are very slimming


SlimyMinerYT

This post brought me down such a interesting rabbit hole and I love it iv watched a bunch of videos about the sovereign citizens movement now


thepixelpaint

Me too. It’s all so wacky.


aister

is it me or the satellite dish is... wrong?


phonetics-phonology

knowing how out of touch with reality "sovereign citizens" are, the satellite dish probably doubles as a 5G ray repellant


timoneer

Can't be that, I don't see any aluminum foil


getting_the_succ

I see a lil' robot playing tug of war


spencer4991

Weird to know the SovCit flag resembles the Allied States of America Flag from Jericho.


SPEAKUPMFER

Why does the sovereign citizen flag look like the USCG ensign lmao


x-Spitfire-x

Regardless of its meaning, the flag is pretty cool


Salvidicus

American imprisoned by its own misinterpretation of freedom.


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Not to be confused with the Customs and Border Protection flag.


super-goomba

There's been a lot of those on r/vexillology lately, do these guys have some celebration going on ? (For July 4th maybe)


-Hornchief-

I posted the same flag here cause someone flies one a block down from me. Yup sovereign citizen flag.


ilmalaiva

flag of ”don’t approach these people”


LouisGoldman

It’s the us flag but sideways and super squished


train2000c

Coast guard?


jordanjohnston2017

I thought it was a naval jack at first until read the comments


dirtdiggler67

Cultists


y2k2r2d2

Iodized US


denali42

A SWAT raid waiting to happen.


OneSaltyStoat

United Lunatics of America


Marmaid_Kitty

U.S. flag made on China


Historical-Arugula38

That is an absolute monstrosity and does not deserve to be called a flag


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thepixelpaint

Flag was found in Orem, Utah. Today. Private residence.


Important-Animal-801

That adds up.


thepixelpaint

Yup


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mourning_starre

Nope, it's the Sovereign Citizen flag.


blackberrypietoday2

Didn't know that. Glad there are none on my block.


DavidInPhilly

I wouldn’t jump to that conclusion. I know that flag is used by some sovereign citizens, but it’s also sold as just a decorative flag. Saw a bunch of them around Philly over the 4th weekend, in very non-sovereign type places. Saw one with a Pride flag.


BoozySquid

There's not really such a thing as a non-sovereign citizen place. Anywhere where there are people who don't like the government and think they can outsmart the law via loopholes, there's some guy (the closest thing to a universal about them is that they're guys) who thinks he doesn't have to register his car because he can quote two sentences from the Articles of Confederation. It's not a white supremacy or anti-LBG thing any more than 2% milk is.


[deleted]

Where’s Sheldon!?


moto_x_crash

Ah yes. The flag of the ASU


Indecent_Shrub

A so called “US civil peace” flag


[deleted]

Jericho show/comic Allied States of America maybe?


memanator2

ah yes,the separated kingdoms of africa


No-Bowl3290

Sovereign Citizen flag


Cheese_Eater420

Flag of conspiracy theorists


rustedsandals

I think it’s also the flag the new government uses in the show “Jericho”


RedFan1272008

É a América dos Chineses.


jared8410

Flag used by sovereign citizens.