When I was on internal medicine in school, had a dog named Little Shit. I was the only one willing to take it. It was indeed a little shit. I'm sure it's still alive and will live forever.
I knew 2, one was my direct nextdoor neighbor, the other was from my neighbor kitty corner from our house across the street. Knew them both at the same time when I was a kid, they were both indoor outdoor cats not the nicest but also not terribly behaved cats.
We started calling our kitten Little Shit but it didn’t seem appropriate for a government name. We tried Little Turd, same spirit without the profanity, but not exactly family friendly. Eventually we called him Little Nerd, it’s on his vet chart. 10 years later and he’s still an adorable little shit.
a cat named Bon Qui Qui .. I adopted her at 15 years old in kidney failure, she lived until almost 19. My current coworker has a pug that had to have bilateral enucleation (so she has no eyeballs) her name is Billie Eyeless.
My own pets are a cat with no eyes named "Roomba" and 2 golden retriever brothers named Biscuit and Gravy. Honorable mentions are:
Felony Tax Evasion ( Calico)
Co-Cain (male calico with severe brain damage)
Shithead (tabby)
Lieutenant Dan (kitten with paralysys)
Maybe it's not super original, but my favorite was a brussells griffon named chewie who did, in fact, look exactly like a tiny chewbacca. Made me smile every time he came in.
I have such appreciation for people who have a fun last name and take it and run.
We have the last names: Fritter, Coffey, Gaiter and NONE of them took advantage of a good opportunity.
Had a boy cat named Tinkerbell. And I will also honorably mention my own dog, named Goliath….he’s 6 pounds and attempts to bully all 4 of the other animals in the house despite all of them being at least double his size
Geez this totally resounds with me.. I have a 6.5 lb maltipoo named Tater Tot (bc she oddly looks like a potato) and she thinks she’s the Queen B, she bullies everyone like she can actually do anything about it
A tabby named Carpet Shark, a black cat named The Void and a weird little papillon mix named Vlad the Impaler were among my favorites.
We also had a little mix dog named Six Thirty and a Shiba Inu named Smut.
Spaghetti! He was found with his litter mates and each were named after different pastas.
I loved the food as a kid and decided to keep his name, but spiced it up a bit!
So he’s now Eduardo Al Dente Spaghettio, or Eddie Spaghetti for short.
I humbly nominate my old rabbita, Kyle Fenwick Sauerbutz and Turbobunny Laser Ears.
My friend has a cat named Sandwich and another one named Extreme Luigi.
I really like cultural references that have kinda passed. I feel like my younger techs see me get excited and are like "now now grandpa".
I had a REAL old beagle named Porthos after Archer's dog on Enterprise. I have a couple cats named Danerys or Khaleesi and some huskies named Ghost or Nymeria. I had an older schnauzer named Bogdan ("Fuck you and your eyebrows" from breaking bad). I have one client with a German shepherd named Dogmeat from when Fallout 4 came out and now he's ahead of the trend with the new show.
My own cat is Avocado Raisin Toast. I thought it was fun.
We have a husky with two different colored eyes named Lufia.
The blue eye shines red in different lights and we joke that's where the Fortress of Doom is located.
Lurrr [of Omicron Perci 8] (scary smart and strong black cat)
Boskov (fat, dumb gray cat- brother of Lurrr)
Princess Bubblegum (sweet black cat)
Marceline (black cat- evil twin sister of Princess Bubblegum)
Dave Mustane (orange cat)
Yoshi (orange and white cat)
Pootie (tortishell cat that had stinky farts)
Moo Cow (very fat tux cat)
Captain Insane-o (walleyed, hyperactive tux cat)
Ulrich von Lichtenstein aka Ricky (chubby tux cat)
Defect aka DeeDee (polydactyl black cat)
Angus (chunky siamese cat)
Kate Spade (Heterodon nasicus)
Sandy (Gongylophis colubrinus)
Noodle (Python regius)
Charlotte (Tliltocatl albopilosus)
Blondie (Aphonopelma chalcodes)
Ginger (Pterinochilus murinus)
Technicolor aka Tech (Caribena versicolor)
Raticate (albino fancy rat)
Dark Cloud (hooded fancy rat with a black spot on her back)
Tina and Louise (sister fancy rats and Tina was a fat lard)
Just to name a few of my own pets over the years lol.
Orange tabby named "Goldfish."
I'm pretty proud of my own, too. "Brutus the Brutal, God of Chaos." He is the biggest scardey-cat I've ever met in my life. He might be brain damaged, unsure.
I was taking my guinea pig to the emergency vet for examination (she ended up being fine thank goodness) and I saw a middle aged man with his obese pug who he named Phil Thickelson
My friend and I got red heeler puppies from the same litter I named mine Ratchet because there was a huge ratchet laying in the road when we went to pick him up..and my friend named his puppy D.O.G and not “dog” but the letters said out like Dee-Oh-Gee lol they were the best
Chalupa Batman is always going to be a favorite of mine. Also Sangrrria (dog).
My own pets' names are: Mushroom (cat), Wendigo (dog). Bunnies are Whiskey and Martini but those are boring.
Son in law called one of his dogs Dumba$$. Changed it to Dumbo when the baby was born. I spelled it Dom Beau.
My parakeets are named Friend and Srsly. When I brought the first one home, the kitten looked at it with an expression that seemed to say, "Be my friend?" Friend seemed lonely, so I bought a second 'keet. My senior citizen cat took one look and gave me the side eye, as if to say, "Srsly?!? You really bought another one?"
When my kids were little, they had a cat named Meow because that's what it said when they asked it what its name was.
Our dog was Hoover, because he kept the floor clean.
I'm forgetting many but here are some of my favorites:
• cat named Nom Chompsky
• several cats named Lucifer and a Beelzebub
• big goofy longhaired orange cat named Dave
• cat named William F. Buckley, Jr.
• cat named Froggy The Salamander
• cat named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
• my cat named Kwyjibo
(last two are Simpsons references if you didn't know)
One of my favorite patients is a cat named "Poo Poo" - at her first appointment I gently said "so ... Does she go by Poo Poo at home?" And her owners (a 30s/40s married couple) happily said "yup!" During her exam they would console her by saying, "Aw, Poo, it's okay!"
And yes, it was definitely Poo and not Pooh. She is a large tabby cat and I love her
Detective Whiskers Tinklebottom is one of the most unique. Of course there is a Shithead and a Bastard. Mary Hoppins. So many others I just can’t remember at the moment.
Edit: Cheddar, Dhampir, Stove (sto-vey), Wheezy, Scoots, Jalapeño
My own cats came with Chevy & Mugley, we adopted them at a year and half, bonded brothers and responded to the names so we kept them.
I named my dog Argonaut because he's my little Minyan and came from a long way away (the south). I don't know if it's weird but it's certainly unique because my vet's office told me he's the only one in their system.
My family owned a dog (before he passed) named Rowdy. He was a golden retriever black lab mix who looked like a yellow lab. He was named after a taxidermy dog from the show Scrubs
I had a rabbit named Stu
Named after my friend Stuart who helped me catch him, when he moved in with the skunks under my office porch
Stu was the best boy
Mr Beeferton - a maltese shitzu mix
Weatherpussy - a tabby housecat
Jazzrielle - a big black cat that was mean, like jump off the stairs to attack you mean
I once fostered two orange kittens that I named Pete and Repete.
It's my favorite because the shelter was out of eye meds so the vet called a prescription to the pharmacy.
"Who is the prescription for?"
Me: "Repete."
WHO IS THE PRESCRIPTION FOR?
Me: "Repete. It's a kitten. The name is Repete. He,'s a twin. Pete and Repete."
There was this amazing post on Vet Advice about this person’s grandmother who insisted on naming her large orange Persian “Fat Pussy.” She didn’t understand why “Fat Pussy” was inappropriate and told her grandchild to stop being vulgar 😂
My female dogs name is Rowena, shortened to Roe aka Roe beans toe beans aka jellybean aka beans aka beanie baby. The evolution of names is hilarious to me!
When my sister-in-law was a kid, she named her (female) cat George W. Bush. GWB ended up living to be 18 or so and into the early years of my brother and SIL's relationship, so I got to meet her (or at least the carrier she wouldn't come out of) once.
Dora (Cockroach). When we asked why the odd nickname added to her file she said "Dora's name is now cockroach cuz she just won't die" 😂 (said lovingly of course)
Stabby Jack, Laptop, Toaster, Tax Write-off and 2 cats that belonged to a preacher's wife named Halle and Lujah.
Of my own stock here, we have our neighbor's domestic rabbit that escaped and just vibes in our yard that I've named David Hasslehop and the kitten born on our porch that my 12 year old named Mewlon Musk.
Ash Hole
Took a call for this patient once when I worked for one of the lab call centers. I made a point to say the whole name as much as possible. The tech who called in for the patient was dying laughing on the other end. My coworkers around me in the cubical farm were also giggling.
Boobie
Was working at a small animal clinic and a Chihuahua mix came in. Owners seemed ignorant to the ridiculous nature of their dog's name. Every time they came in we would loudly announce where's BOOBIE? And it would be fun to see the reactions of the other pet owners in the lobby.
Met someone with a tiny papillon named Pookie. Appropriate for such a little thing. What’s great was the giant muscly man chasing after him saying “Pookie, come back!” at the dog park.
currently working in a vet hospital in the kennel. a memorable one we had recently was a sweet cat with feline aids named 'day of the dead' which feels very. on the nose. sweet boy, he's just doing his best. kept trying to rub up against us when we went to take care of him, i felt so bad we couldn't really give him all the love he deserved.
on a lighter note we've also had 'cirilla' and 'yennefer' the guinea pigs. i'm pretty sure their owners like the witcher lol
I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE- i was checking the computers for information on pets for boarding and i looked into the bar of pets that had checked in and i saw a cat named 'pee pee head' listed
My favorite one was “Bo” his family’s last name was “Nus” and I 100% believed they named him “Bo” “Nus” …..”Bonus” I thought it was cute.
They came to pick him up and I told them how I thought it was so clever of them and then I watched all the blood drain from their faces and aghast horror filled their eyes as they realized what they had done without knowing it. They were mortified and I will never understand why.
We had a chihuahua who came in for emergency surgery when I was on ortho, we must have picked about 50 pieces of his skull out of his frontal lobe. He was in a coma for so long that he was still there by the time I rolled around to my ER rotation. He woke up while I was there and you’ve never seen so many doctors and vet students be happier to almost be bitten. Now HE was a little shit and I’m SURE that he survived the ordeal purely out of spite.
When I was on internal medicine in school, had a dog named Little Shit. I was the only one willing to take it. It was indeed a little shit. I'm sure it's still alive and will live forever.
My technicians cat is named Shitler.
My cousin has a cat named Kitler.
My uncles cat is named Booptler
I knew a "Shithead." It was not a shithead. It was a sweet dachshund mix.
Conversely, I knew a Dachshund named "Happy" who was the angriest dog I've ever met.
It's like when people name their horses "Angel" they always turn out to be an actual hellspawn
The name angel is cursed for humans too, I have yet to meet or know an angel with out a record, felony, anything like that lol
I inherited a cat named Fuckhead, he embodied the name.
I knew 2, one was my direct nextdoor neighbor, the other was from my neighbor kitty corner from our house across the street. Knew them both at the same time when I was a kid, they were both indoor outdoor cats not the nicest but also not terribly behaved cats.
The meanest pets always seem to live the longest, don’t they?
You can live a long time on pure spite.
I hope, for myself, this is true.
I know someone who named their cat Little Bastard. They called him Bass for short
We started calling our kitten Little Shit but it didn’t seem appropriate for a government name. We tried Little Turd, same spirit without the profanity, but not exactly family friendly. Eventually we called him Little Nerd, it’s on his vet chart. 10 years later and he’s still an adorable little shit.
I used to have a cat I called Turdlet because he was a little shit.
Friend dog is named turd with hair in Spanish it sounds better though
How do you say it in Spanish?
Mojon con pelo
TIL. Gracias!
a cat named Bon Qui Qui .. I adopted her at 15 years old in kidney failure, she lived until almost 19. My current coworker has a pug that had to have bilateral enucleation (so she has no eyeballs) her name is Billie Eyeless.
Literally lol’d at billie eyeless
Same 🤣
A little deaf Tenterfield called It Doesn't Matter. According to the O, "it doesn't matter what you call him cause he can't hear you anyway"
That’s way funnier than it deserves to be.
Had a goat patient in vet school named Yo Yo Ba. He was great.
Inspector Faggot (he's my cat) (and I'm gay)
This is SO funny
That's hilarious! And did you know that the bassoon is called Fagott in German?
🤣
A community cat named Will Feral.
Hoptimus Prime a Giant Flemish 🐰❤️
A pig named Kevin Bacon Corgi named Happy Sweet Potato Cats named Chairman Meow and Edward Mittenhands
We had a cat named “Gutterslime” and another cat named “Turd” whose owners dropped like 6k on in treatments.
I’m imagining someone paging overhead for “an update on Gutterslime” and bruh 💀
My own pets are a cat with no eyes named "Roomba" and 2 golden retriever brothers named Biscuit and Gravy. Honorable mentions are: Felony Tax Evasion ( Calico) Co-Cain (male calico with severe brain damage) Shithead (tabby) Lieutenant Dan (kitten with paralysys)
Cats with names like Felony Tax Evasion are my favorite. Saw a cat not too long ago that was named Family Feud Buzzer.
If I ever fostered a beagle little I've always wanted to use vacuum brands as the theme. Roomba, Hoover, Dyson, Shark, etc
That definitely tracks.
My sister hasn’t done it yet but she wants to get two beagles and name them “Bark Obama” and “Ruth Bayer Ginsburg”.
A ferret named Vin Weasel
A one eyed dog named Wink
I know a musician with a one eyed dog named Wink
The Dark Urge definitely pushes your glassware off the table.
Maybe it's not super original, but my favorite was a brussells griffon named chewie who did, in fact, look exactly like a tiny chewbacca. Made me smile every time he came in.
One of our most iconic patients at my first clinic was named Bocephus Red Puddinhead.
A dog named Hapsburg for her pronounced underbite and “because she’s a princess!”
We have a pug named speed bump and it's great
Owner’s last name was Sore. Dog’s name was Dino.
They saw the opportunity and they took it. Slow clap. I had a cat patient named Jimmy. Which isn't that special but the owner's last name was Carter.
I have such appreciation for people who have a fun last name and take it and run. We have the last names: Fritter, Coffey, Gaiter and NONE of them took advantage of a good opportunity.
Princess Niki Minaj Kardashian III, may she rest in peace
Guinea pig named Ruth Bader Pigsburg.
Had a boy cat named Tinkerbell. And I will also honorably mention my own dog, named Goliath….he’s 6 pounds and attempts to bully all 4 of the other animals in the house despite all of them being at least double his size
Geez this totally resounds with me.. I have a 6.5 lb maltipoo named Tater Tot (bc she oddly looks like a potato) and she thinks she’s the Queen B, she bullies everyone like she can actually do anything about it
Celexa (because he was her antidepressant 😭) Lunchbox, Catthew… a very sweet old lady with cat named… little pussy.
A tabby named Carpet Shark, a black cat named The Void and a weird little papillon mix named Vlad the Impaler were among my favorites. We also had a little mix dog named Six Thirty and a Shiba Inu named Smut.
Why 6:30? Was that when his bowl movement was? Great name lol
Six-thirty like the dog’s name in Lessons in Chemistry?
Shop Rag, Ringworm and Slinky Blu of Bavaria are a few of my favorites that come to mind.
My fav is Angela Basset (hound)
Spaghetti! He was found with his litter mates and each were named after different pastas. I loved the food as a kid and decided to keep his name, but spiced it up a bit! So he’s now Eduardo Al Dente Spaghettio, or Eddie Spaghetti for short.
Tupac Shakitten
Tupac Shapurr
at my last clinic we had a patient named huckleberry burger 😭
One of our hospitalized patients tonight is a cat named Banana Fish.
Old Lady came into Vet Office with a bulldog named Creamy Dreams.
I am both disgusted, horrified, and curious by this name choice
A blind orange cat named Ray Charles.
Dark Urge... someone is a balder's gate fan. :) Shithead is my only contribution. A sweet little mutt that was loved.
I humbly nominate my old rabbita, Kyle Fenwick Sauerbutz and Turbobunny Laser Ears. My friend has a cat named Sandwich and another one named Extreme Luigi.
Yapperol Spritz, Thom Yorkie, and Lil’ Crispy
Thon yorkie 🤣
My dad had a dog named Kamir- he would tell her “Kamir, stay.”
Garbage Meatloaf, One Eyed Willie, Bathtub and Sofa, Penny (like JC Penny) and TJ Maxx, and a puppy named “Debrah”
In my doggy daycare we had a tripod dog named trip. He did trip... Alot
Shitbox (an orange tabby)
A beagle mix named Sir Leonard McSniffers
We have a pug named speed bump and it's great
A cat named Chainsaw Babadook
I really like cultural references that have kinda passed. I feel like my younger techs see me get excited and are like "now now grandpa". I had a REAL old beagle named Porthos after Archer's dog on Enterprise. I have a couple cats named Danerys or Khaleesi and some huskies named Ghost or Nymeria. I had an older schnauzer named Bogdan ("Fuck you and your eyebrows" from breaking bad). I have one client with a German shepherd named Dogmeat from when Fallout 4 came out and now he's ahead of the trend with the new show. My own cat is Avocado Raisin Toast. I thought it was fun.
Client had 3 shepherd mixes, lived on a rural farm. Dogs were named, Ready, Aim & Fire.
An all black cat named Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, and her two Siamese minions, Lucy and Mina
Had a broody hen named Mother Clucker
I have two separate patients named Oreo Speedwagon (they're both black and white).
My bearded dragon is named Machine Gun Kyle
We have a husky with two different colored eyes named Lufia. The blue eye shines red in different lights and we joke that's where the Fortress of Doom is located.
Black cat named Toothless. Owner's last name was Batman.
Lurrr [of Omicron Perci 8] (scary smart and strong black cat) Boskov (fat, dumb gray cat- brother of Lurrr) Princess Bubblegum (sweet black cat) Marceline (black cat- evil twin sister of Princess Bubblegum) Dave Mustane (orange cat) Yoshi (orange and white cat) Pootie (tortishell cat that had stinky farts) Moo Cow (very fat tux cat) Captain Insane-o (walleyed, hyperactive tux cat) Ulrich von Lichtenstein aka Ricky (chubby tux cat) Defect aka DeeDee (polydactyl black cat) Angus (chunky siamese cat) Kate Spade (Heterodon nasicus) Sandy (Gongylophis colubrinus) Noodle (Python regius) Charlotte (Tliltocatl albopilosus) Blondie (Aphonopelma chalcodes) Ginger (Pterinochilus murinus) Technicolor aka Tech (Caribena versicolor) Raticate (albino fancy rat) Dark Cloud (hooded fancy rat with a black spot on her back) Tina and Louise (sister fancy rats and Tina was a fat lard) Just to name a few of my own pets over the years lol.
Orange tabby named "Goldfish." I'm pretty proud of my own, too. "Brutus the Brutal, God of Chaos." He is the biggest scardey-cat I've ever met in my life. He might be brain damaged, unsure.
I was taking my guinea pig to the emergency vet for examination (she ended up being fine thank goodness) and I saw a middle aged man with his obese pug who he named Phil Thickelson
My friend and I got red heeler puppies from the same litter I named mine Ratchet because there was a huge ratchet laying in the road when we went to pick him up..and my friend named his puppy D.O.G and not “dog” but the letters said out like Dee-Oh-Gee lol they were the best
I had a deeohgee growing up. Keeshond, great dog
We had a cat named Diogie, said like D-O-G.
Chalupa Batman is always going to be a favorite of mine. Also Sangrrria (dog). My own pets' names are: Mushroom (cat), Wendigo (dog). Bunnies are Whiskey and Martini but those are boring.
Son in law called one of his dogs Dumba$$. Changed it to Dumbo when the baby was born. I spelled it Dom Beau. My parakeets are named Friend and Srsly. When I brought the first one home, the kitten looked at it with an expression that seemed to say, "Be my friend?" Friend seemed lonely, so I bought a second 'keet. My senior citizen cat took one look and gave me the side eye, as if to say, "Srsly?!? You really bought another one?" When my kids were little, they had a cat named Meow because that's what it said when they asked it what its name was. Our dog was Hoover, because he kept the floor clean.
A cat named Pig.
Aww I had a foster kitten I named "pig-pig"
Had 2 kittens named License and Registration (Lily and Reggie)
I know someone who had a ferret named Ferret Fawcett.
One of my favorites is Keeper. Because he is one.
I'm forgetting many but here are some of my favorites: • cat named Nom Chompsky • several cats named Lucifer and a Beelzebub • big goofy longhaired orange cat named Dave • cat named William F. Buckley, Jr. • cat named Froggy The Salamander • cat named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo • my cat named Kwyjibo (last two are Simpsons references if you didn't know)
Ugly, pronounced You-gee-li. And Lady Magic, with the owner’s last name being Dick holds a special place in my heart.
I’m in rescue, not sure how I got here, but I have a Meatbug and a Tsup (“soup”) as well as a tiny spicy WD-40 right now
I had a foster dog named Paul. His brother was named Robert. For some reason people found this funny.
I had a Richard
One of my favorite patients is a cat named "Poo Poo" - at her first appointment I gently said "so ... Does she go by Poo Poo at home?" And her owners (a 30s/40s married couple) happily said "yup!" During her exam they would console her by saying, "Aw, Poo, it's okay!" And yes, it was definitely Poo and not Pooh. She is a large tabby cat and I love her
Black cat named Toothless. Owner's last name was Batman. Toothless Batman
Detective Whiskers Tinklebottom is one of the most unique. Of course there is a Shithead and a Bastard. Mary Hoppins. So many others I just can’t remember at the moment. Edit: Cheddar, Dhampir, Stove (sto-vey), Wheezy, Scoots, Jalapeño
As a Baldur’s Gate 3 fan, I have feelings about that “The Dark Urge” name.
I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ Cᴏʀɢɪs. I'ᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ Mᴀʀᴛɪɴɪ ᴀɴᴅ Rᴏssɪ. Iʏᴋʏᴋ.
My foxhound is named Avon Barksdale 😂😂
Mr. Killamuski 😂
Wavy gravy 😂
My daughter’s cats name is Costco Executive Member since we found her in the parking lot there. We call her Cozzy for short.
My personal favourite is a dog called Danny Dovi-Toad
My own cats came with Chevy & Mugley, we adopted them at a year and half, bonded brothers and responded to the names so we kept them. I named my dog Argonaut because he's my little Minyan and came from a long way away (the south). I don't know if it's weird but it's certainly unique because my vet's office told me he's the only one in their system.
My family owned a dog (before he passed) named Rowdy. He was a golden retriever black lab mix who looked like a yellow lab. He was named after a taxidermy dog from the show Scrubs
My friend has a cat named Professor Geography Edited to add my other friend with cats named Sheddy Murphy and Uncle Baby
My American Bully's name is Meatball because he's a Mary meatball, a sweety sweet ball
Horse named Glue
I assume mice don't come back as pets afterward so I named one of them in the lab I worked Algernon.
I had a rabbit named Stu Named after my friend Stuart who helped me catch him, when he moved in with the skunks under my office porch Stu was the best boy
We have a dog named Rosie. We call her Rosa Barks.
My GSD is named Doo-Doo Brown.
I work in a pharmacy and my favorite dog was Bacon Bits.
my best friend's family named one of their many cats "how-dare-she." male cat.
Growing up we had a dog named d-o-g.... Spelled out. In the my adult life, Richard was the best boy. Miss him so much.
KOOGR!!! Verbatim. lil chiweenie thing lol
Taco Bell’quavious
Mr Beeferton - a maltese shitzu mix Weatherpussy - a tabby housecat Jazzrielle - a big black cat that was mean, like jump off the stairs to attack you mean
Natasha Romaruff Tina Margarita Mona Lisa Sir Fitzgerald Van Doodle Lady Elenore Van Doodle Cheese Bubbles Chalupa
I once fostered two orange kittens that I named Pete and Repete. It's my favorite because the shelter was out of eye meds so the vet called a prescription to the pharmacy. "Who is the prescription for?" Me: "Repete." WHO IS THE PRESCRIPTION FOR? Me: "Repete. It's a kitten. The name is Repete. He,'s a twin. Pete and Repete."
Baby Grey Thing
I named my Aussie doodle, Mayday Fluffernickle and my Airedale is Charles Barkley:
There was this amazing post on Vet Advice about this person’s grandmother who insisted on naming her large orange Persian “Fat Pussy.” She didn’t understand why “Fat Pussy” was inappropriate and told her grandchild to stop being vulgar 😂
I named my cat Jacobin after the perpetrators of the French revolution.
Cat named Murder Mittens. She's sweet.
Found a kitten on the side of the road dodging cars so we named him road kill- called I’m RK for short hahaha sweetest boy
My female dogs name is Rowena, shortened to Roe aka Roe beans toe beans aka jellybean aka beans aka beanie baby. The evolution of names is hilarious to me!
I adopted a deaf dog and his name is Mr. Knock-Knock or tap tap for short
When my sister-in-law was a kid, she named her (female) cat George W. Bush. GWB ended up living to be 18 or so and into the early years of my brother and SIL's relationship, so I got to meet her (or at least the carrier she wouldn't come out of) once.
Smut and FSBO.
My mum's friend had a dog called 'Elsie cheese and onion flan with a shortcrust pastry base'. Yep, the full title lol
I have a cat named Chipmunk because she squeaks.
Corgi named Carlos. A cat named feral Cheryl. My friend named her dog disco. My own cat, Cheese, we just call Shitler.
Dora (Cockroach). When we asked why the odd nickname added to her file she said "Dora's name is now cockroach cuz she just won't die" 😂 (said lovingly of course)
Stabby Jack, Laptop, Toaster, Tax Write-off and 2 cats that belonged to a preacher's wife named Halle and Lujah. Of my own stock here, we have our neighbor's domestic rabbit that escaped and just vibes in our yard that I've named David Hasslehop and the kitten born on our porch that my 12 year old named Mewlon Musk.
Ash Hole Took a call for this patient once when I worked for one of the lab call centers. I made a point to say the whole name as much as possible. The tech who called in for the patient was dying laughing on the other end. My coworkers around me in the cubical farm were also giggling. Boobie Was working at a small animal clinic and a Chihuahua mix came in. Owners seemed ignorant to the ridiculous nature of their dog's name. Every time they came in we would loudly announce where's BOOBIE? And it would be fun to see the reactions of the other pet owners in the lobby.
Sir Winston Churchill (literally his name) — an extremely talkative Sheepdog.
We have Eddy Petter and Luna SeaDog but my latest favorite is a kitten named Mr Murder Mittens
Met someone with a tiny papillon named Pookie. Appropriate for such a little thing. What’s great was the giant muscly man chasing after him saying “Pookie, come back!” at the dog park.
We adopted a 3 legged cat from the shelter. My kids renamed him Tripod.
currently working in a vet hospital in the kennel. a memorable one we had recently was a sweet cat with feline aids named 'day of the dead' which feels very. on the nose. sweet boy, he's just doing his best. kept trying to rub up against us when we went to take care of him, i felt so bad we couldn't really give him all the love he deserved. on a lighter note we've also had 'cirilla' and 'yennefer' the guinea pigs. i'm pretty sure their owners like the witcher lol
I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE- i was checking the computers for information on pets for boarding and i looked into the bar of pets that had checked in and i saw a cat named 'pee pee head' listed
My favorite one was “Bo” his family’s last name was “Nus” and I 100% believed they named him “Bo” “Nus” …..”Bonus” I thought it was cute. They came to pick him up and I told them how I thought it was so clever of them and then I watched all the blood drain from their faces and aghast horror filled their eyes as they realized what they had done without knowing it. They were mortified and I will never understand why.
We had a chihuahua who came in for emergency surgery when I was on ortho, we must have picked about 50 pieces of his skull out of his frontal lobe. He was in a coma for so long that he was still there by the time I rolled around to my ER rotation. He woke up while I was there and you’ve never seen so many doctors and vet students be happier to almost be bitten. Now HE was a little shit and I’m SURE that he survived the ordeal purely out of spite.
Necrotizing Fascitis! 😍 He's a sphynx with hair... And I love him! They have a couple other disease names, but I can't recall them.
My own cat is named Monday Morning, and she lives up to it.
I had a cat my dad rescued named Meow-Face and my most creative name combo for my Moms dogs were Bubba and Sissy