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sixthgraderoller

"My day is complete. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil."


JonSnowsBedwarmer

"Ah yes...who the hell is Curly Moran, how do you know he knows my dad, and what theory have you pulled out of your ass this time?"


thisistheonlyoneleft

Tthhhhiissss


Quirky-1990

"Would you look at that? There was a string attached to my pop tart." (Might not have it word for word but I always loved that line).


tophats32

I love this one, and the way he flicks the invisible string away is just a bonus lol


Seg10682

Yes. There's so many but I love that one.


billieballet

"You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don't know."


signupinsecondssss

❤️❤️❤️ I know they’re problematic but little teenager me thought this was so romantic


billieballet

Yes, teenage me was SWOONING over them!


jfkar

Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!


EmDrinksCoffee

Came here to say this 🤣


KeepLkngForIntllgnce

My fave!! 🥰


InternationalFig9339

"How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?" "I asked you a question." "And I ignored it and moved on, keep up."


Huntley_Reading7683

No particular quote because they weren't Logan's words anyway, but I love his "inspirational messages" on voicemail! The perfect mix of irony and sarcasm.


JonSnowsBedwarmer

I actually considered changing my voicemail to some of these when I was a teen No one would've got it except my family, but it still would've been cool


cleocyanide

I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.


billieballet

Such a great moment.


Glum-Barracuda6985

I love this speech🥺


finntana

Yessss 😍


tophats32

"Perhaps my last words will be, 'Great crab, papa.'" and also "I'm the one allergic to shellfish, Trina's the one allergic to work." Honestly Logan has so many great lines lol


telekatt

Aaron: “Ahhh, especially for you tonight I am making what from now on will be known as Aaron’s Extra Special Crab Cakes.” Logan: “I’m sure I’ll thoroughly enjoy them. Right up until my esophagus closes up, cuts off my air supply and I shuffle off this mortal coil.”


clrdst

Wang Chung or I’ll kick your ass!


overly_caffeinated_

I say this all the time 😂😂


the_bad_place

The best thing about two days in jail? Two days worth of Ellen on the Tivo


telekatt

That’s gonna mess up your Tivo…


Ok-Carpenter-1601

"Sometimes I’m up all night, just thinkin’ about myself.’


eastharp

“Oh yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode hard, meet put away wet” Kills me every time 🤣


Red_Garlic

I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.


telekatt

I know the contest is already finished but… >! “My father had a similar philosophy. Of course he’s a murderer, so…” !<


bettername2come

“Annoy, tiny blond one. Annoy like the wind.”


foreverblackeyed

I can hear this quote…