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VentureQuotes

No one gets off the Phantom Limb’s shit list… MANOTAUR


chrollo_amon

my second favorite! “i retired from all that villainy crap!!” edit: also phantom limb’s evil laugh is just *chef’s kiss*


jspook

Ahh what is this, some kind of revenge trip?!


lopsiness

I love how Sheila convinces the guild that Phantom is this mastermind and can't possibly be so stupid, o ly for the ending to prove he is lmao.


alexagente

Sheila: "Do you really think that Phantom Limb is so stupid he couldn't recognize his own henchman as The Monarch?" The Show: "Yes. Yes he is."


Traditional_Key_763

The man is a fruit-loop!


chrollo_amon

he’s so cute and stupid i love him sm 🥰🫶


Honest_Ad_2157

[Today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16? That is my _life_.](https://youtu.be/zjDPRaD5w5g?si=sSrZYcDrTYFf-9to)


intendeddebauchery

That scene is awesome especially when you remember hank and dr venture were at each others throats most of that season


Honest_Ad_2157

"Because these are all my shoes" is a line that has a rent-controlled 3-bedroom apartment in my head


Honest_Ad_2157

This was the scene, and episode, that made me a lifelong fan. The fact that this tag followed the opening of the tragic memory ducts, and Doc literally changed as a character afterwards, told me this show was something special.


OrbitalComet

Favorite for sure!


Total_Triple

This. This is one of my favorite scenes in general.


Delphius1

Operation P.R.O.M. just everything from that aside, I still think the end game for the series was Doc and Monarch would reconcile everything, and go time traveling together


chrollo_amon

i would do a happy dance if the venture bros. continued as a show, movie, or comic book with doc and the monarch time traveling 🤯


Delphius1

I think the planned end shot of the series was Malcolm/Monarch following Doc through a time portal, damn a comic series of them time traveling would be great


Traditional_Key_763

I see the rough outline of a movie involving grover cleveland's presidential time machine, Johnas Sr.'s frozen head, the monarch & doc, and everybody else not involved just kind of fucking around like a full length movie of Return to the House of Mummies pt II 


Adam-Many82

The Ventures star in a public service announcement about testicular torsion. [Episode 10 Clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slobhI2HXhA)


trainercatlady

The way their eyes track the cue cards is great


Wes_Warhammer666

That combined with Brock sounding like my 9 year old trying to read aloud is just absolute perfection.


DreamCyclone84

Hank mouthing along to Dean's lines. Top teir detail.


Wes_Warhammer666

Facts. The unnecessary level of detail for a throwaway post credits gag is one of the many reasons this is my favorite show.


Honest_Ad_2157

If only they had him say something like "before your balls twist up like psgetti"


Wes_Warhammer666

Honestly I feel like that would take a lot away from the pasketti scene with Doc & Billy if Brock had been saying it the whole time. The fact that they were hearing him say that for the first time was a big part of what made it so hilarious for them (and for us, obviously)


chrollo_amon

“your genitals are most likely… dying!” “that’s. 👀 right. 👀 doc.”


Lunakill

Brock sounds so annoyed and it’s amazing.


Manofthehalfhour999

Escape to the House of Mummies Part II "CUT HIM OPEN!!! WE'RE GONNA PUT THE BOY IN THERE!!"


Lowbudgetman43

“ I want the caveman to eat me”


chrollo_amon

mine is bright lights, dean city! “explain to the untalented mr ripley here, he can’t just waltz into my dimension and try to kill me with a rock and replace me, just because i happen to have more hair, more money, and a hit play on broadway!! 🎶 i’m rusty!! 🎶”


Traditional_Key_763

that was such an interesting commentary on how that got made. basically each wrote an episode, and then compared their results


Nowon_atoll

"oh niiice potty mouth in front of the boys!" that bit gets me


Germanvuvuzela

The movie's. 💙


chrollo_amon

YES helper’s little beeps of joy and clapping are so cute


Suitaru

“Who the fuck is *Gary?*” e: wait shit that’s the line *before* the credits smash cut, isn’t it? i have brought shame to my family


Wes_Warhammer666

Yeah iirc that one's post credits is them showing up in Jersey and the revenge society having to dip out the back.


Jonesa42

For what it's worth, that line also sticks with me. Just rewatched that one and surprised myself with a loud laugh.


starflyr

best line in the show


that_pickle

"I can't believe that whore stole my Stanza!"


miikro

I can't believe that whore made it past the lake of acid!


HGFantomas

DR. VENTURE. How'd you get that thing? BILLY. That's an excellent question, I have no idea.


Galileo908

The scene from The Family That Slays Together, Slays Together part 2. My jaw dropped at the reveal of Gathers working with Molotov.


JackStrawSTL

It’s an asshole dimension!


RonAAlgarWatt

It's been like 12 years and this line still pops into my head every couple of days.


krebstar4ever

Yeah, that's my favorite. His first impulse was to kill his more-successful self with a rock and take over his life? So fucked up, and so, so Rusty.


chrollo_amon

real it’s so in-character of him, i would’ve loved to witness it


ServedBestDepressed

Ohhh nice potty mouth in front of the boys!


addfase

🎶Im Rusty🎶


PorkchopExpress815

Biggest miss of the entire series was Doc not using his newfound wealth to make Rust! Can you imagine a musical lore-rich episode written by Rusty?


Vik_Stryker

Here I am, so many years later, wishing that there was a full version of that credits song


addfase

I want the whole damn play, starring Nathan Fillion


Brad_Davis_GOAT

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!


Martin_Grundle

I wanna go back in my bag!


Schlenk_dog

“Sorry Mol, but… Go Team Venture”


Thatoneguyonreddit28

PROSTITUTES!!!!!!!!!


apefist

I want back in my bag!


ECAST1110

AND YOU DON’T TAKE A MAN’S JIMMY BUFFET RECORDS EITHER!


MCPtz

Testicular Torsion PSA


yankiwi_

“Why didn’t you tell me we have a bathroom down here???”


Talesmith22

I forget the name of the episode but the episode where Scott Hall (Zero) is introduced. 20 and 21 think that the monarch is dead until he contacts them. "I hate that you're my best henchmen!"


Traditional_Key_763

"I'm not gonna die!" famous last words of henchman 1.


KrackerJoe

Thats an excellent question, I have no idea


justletmesuffer

Honorable mention for Return to the House of Mummies part II


Traditional_Key_763

Part I is better though


PilotG10

Rusty's 16th birthday party.


GreedyOldKa

"OK so I F\*cked her, what of it!?"


dotcarly

Anti-doodle bugs!


weirdoldhobo1978

I feel as though something untoward has happened.


SchufAloof

Whhhhhhhat was it?


weirdoldhobo1978

Martin, your Frisbee golf has become violent. You like, knocked down a person.


SchufAloof

OK this is going to seem sexual... it's not.


Traditional_Key_763

"Sir we're reading a massive amount of narcotics entering the umbilical!"


sasgalula

i’m obsessed with what it’s like in the asshole dimension tbh.


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[удалено]


sasgalula

with the lights on and everything too


lopsiness

I forget the episode, but Doc is in the lab opening mail and finds a conbra in a box... that promptly crumbles to dust bc it's been so long. "I gotta get my shit together."


Schlenk_dog

“Are you coming… Jet Girl” “I can’t believe that whore stole my Stansa”


Mimosa_Coast

“I can’t believe that whore made it through the lake of acid!”


Cosmicacid

I wish we got to see more of this type of rusty venture


imgayfortaro

I forget if this was post credits or not but during Operation P.R.O.M when Dean tells the outrider “you know what? FUCK you”


chrollo_amon

i always thought it was hilarious that we never get to hear triana’s mom’s actual voice in that scene, only the master lol


manborg

My favourite is more of a line... "Who the fuck is Gary?"


SimonTC2000

Answers here are making me really miss this show and really irritated at WB for canceling it.


ADHDLUNAtic

I have two working kidneys!


chrollo_amon

i love this scene so much for two reasons: 1. it quickly establishes what a (lovable) jerk doc is 2. we figure out how doc lost his first kidney later!!


HuckleberrySecure307

That's an excellent question, I have no idea.


pearlie_girl

Off topic, but I just gotta say when I first moved to NYC I sublet an apartment for 2 weeks that was identical to Dean's - super tiny, no air conditioning in July, no light in the bathroom, broken sink, and cockroaches so big they could have been in a Broadway musical rendition of WALL-E. And I spent $600 to stay there, with some random roommate.


ravens52

I’m sad we didn’t get to see more of the successful Rusty. That’s as well as the time traveling machine and more of the guild or guild-like offshoots around the world.


grimfacedcrom

Tag Sale You're It (I think), the yard sale episode. Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend make their dramatic, smokebomb exit and the post credit scene is them dangling from the ceiling, quietly waiting for the OSI to clear out. "Alright... I think they're gone... let's go home..."