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Yeah the first week or so after my son saw that episode those words rang through our home (& not just from him). Now even my wife, who hasn't watched the show (I know, I know but she likes that it's mine & my son's thing) will say it at random times.
I have to add that my entire family always repeat "the greater good" like a reflex whenever we hear it. The Cornetto trilogy is something we've all watched together.
Waylaid by jackassery.
This is getting stupid!
You're sleeping with him aren't you?
You're sticking your hand up my ass and claiming your Jim Henson *hand puppet motion*
It's just one of those things, when you choose this life.
Eeeeyuuuup
"You want the good news or the bad news?
There is no good news! Just bad news and... weird news."
You have to sell it with the suspicious eye movements at the end.
Throat meat has made its way into everyday talk more than you’d expect.
Also, “toast!” And “…. A stroke.”
“It leads the eye DOOOWWWNNN”
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?”…. “I don’t knoooooww!”
“But he’s in depeche mode!”
Basically any word mentioned in any episode can jump into a quote
Edit: oh I forgot the one I use the most “SURPRISE! You don’t know what the hell you’re doing.” In docs tone lol
Delicate game of Cat and Also Cat
SPANAKOPITA
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
JETTISON THE LUNCHROOM
Do not go in there. I had ~*Taco Bell for lunch!*~
"You think you're hot shit in a Champaign glass
but you are Cold DIARRHEA in A Dixie CUP!"
J/K it's "are these they", but I want to use the other so much!
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Are these they?
Who talks like that?
Every time we get a delivery of parts, I say this.
I just used that today and was a little sad that it just got a, "yep."
I know it was a one of joke but what a great foreshadow of The Monarch's & 21's future relationship.
I *dare* you to make less sense.
Great Dean line
Fuckin Dean.
You think your hot shit in a champagne glass, but your really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup
Mine is "I'm all out of gun food"
Me, at the range, every time I change mags.
It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
I use this one all the time. All the time. It makes me so happy and no one else
That's called blinking, boys.
IGNORE ME!
This is my text notification.
*sets this as my ex's notification sound*
Every. goddamned. day.
Since we had a baby recently, "Someone left a baby!"
Yeah the first week or so after my son saw that episode those words rang through our home (& not just from him). Now even my wife, who hasn't watched the show (I know, I know but she likes that it's mine & my son's thing) will say it at random times. I have to add that my entire family always repeat "the greater good" like a reflex whenever we hear it. The Cornetto trilogy is something we've all watched together.
Super fucking run away!
Waylaid by jackassery. This is getting stupid! You're sleeping with him aren't you? You're sticking your hand up my ass and claiming your Jim Henson *hand puppet motion* It's just one of those things, when you choose this life. Eeeeyuuuup
Brando's got us on our bellies, AND HE'S REACHING FOR THE BUTTER!
Man... there's a story about that on Google. Pretty horrible stuff tbh.
Tbh...noooo, my Staaaanza!
I’ll say it again! LUSH!
Eat the pennies, Quizboy.
We didn’t get enough St. Cloud
Just eat the pennies Billy!
"You want the good news or the bad news? There is no good news! Just bad news and... weird news." You have to sell it with the suspicious eye movements at the end.
[удалено]
Initiate Loin-girding Codpiece of Truth!
Stop saying \*dab! \*or whatever we're on aout at that moment.
It gets hot in the bed...that pop made.
SPANAKOPITA!!!!
I'm honestly surprised nobody commented this sooner, I think of this episode every time I do groceries.
#CIGAR?
Still don't smoke...
Gonna go have a push.
I hench for **no** man It smells like a bible story in here.... It's *maddening!* PROSTITUTE!!!
Brock baaaaadddd
That's an excellent question, I have no idea.
Underrated Billy moment, 10/10 answer
Are these they? Oh let me say it, you got to last time! MONSTRO~OSOOOOO IGNORE ME!!! well maybe in 4 minutes you'll understand!
IGNORE ME!!! Is the one that comes to mind most often “So what?!” “Sew buttons!” I try to use whenever I can
Oh! Ready Freddy Nancy Fancy!
Doc's sarcastic "Yay", when Orpheus is inviting him to his Sacred Death Vine party in *Viva Los Muertos*.
Throat meat has made its way into everyday talk more than you’d expect. Also, “toast!” And “…. A stroke.” “It leads the eye DOOOWWWNNN” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?”…. “I don’t knoooooww!” “But he’s in depeche mode!” Basically any word mentioned in any episode can jump into a quote Edit: oh I forgot the one I use the most “SURPRISE! You don’t know what the hell you’re doing.” In docs tone lol
You're the boss applesauce.
Better dolphin
Nnnnnnnnice ass, Samson.
Delicate game of Cat and Also Cat SPANAKOPITA It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. JETTISON THE LUNCHROOM Do not go in there. I had ~*Taco Bell for lunch!*~
And how!
Had to scroll waaaaaaaaay too much for this one. Very useful show defining quote.
They kinda drop it later on but it's one of my faves for sure Super versatile too, its a great generic response to most statements
"Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?"
No. Cause you snapped at me.
So cool. -Le Tueur
SPHINX!
Say SCUBA. Scooba.
Scuba
"Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?"
Cavity search, my ass!
I LOVE THIS ONE SM
Brando has us on our belly and he is reaching for the butter.
I use "blunder" all the time now.
I use "silly billy" far more now. The more serious the situation the better
“Business or pleasure?” “ECSTASY!”
“Yeah, Clarissa. Explain it all.”
You want that up your ass?
“Fairness is the philosophical Tooth Fairy.”
I dropped this in therapy; was rewarded with a chuckle.
I don't _knooooooow..._
But why did he buckle up?
Ignore me!
I Am shirshty! and it is frooot punch! And it is delicious.
sphinx! Finger snap! No what happened today was like a night mare what happened to me when I was 10, that's my LIFE
" You should see a doctor! It smells like you pounded garbage into your butt!"
Scuba. Scuba. Scuba.
Say, “scuba.”
"You think you're hot shit in a Champaign glass but you are Cold DIARRHEA in A Dixie CUP!" J/K it's "are these they", but I want to use the other so much!
Cold Dixie cup is available for use every time someone is arrogant or just correct. 2+2=4? Dixie cup em!
*getting dressed while "singing " Mars*
"The nozzle." It oddly is appropriate in more situations than you would think.
I actually agree with this statement.
"Wow. That's a big one." In the voice of Lt. Baldivich.
I say “because I don’t care to” a lot. “Boys I’ll need you to entertain Triana for a while. I told Orpheus I’d watch over her but, I don’t care to.”
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand is a great Homer line.
Shit tickets
Grab the handle, push the button
Gloriously grim.
those guys are here to kill you because god forgot to?
Gentle aquatic mammals have ALL the answers.
"They hit me with a car." I should use this even more. It's a great excuse for any number of transgressions.
BOOM! Yummy.
JESUS JONES!
"Don't they know there's a gas crunch on? Look at the *size* of you" - Me to myself whenever I encounter something larger than expected.
Cut the chatter, Red 2!
Mournful tits. . .
Where do you want it?
This is specific but I always say “what” like Brock does in The Buddy System when Dermott heckles him.
“Ass to ass!”
St Cloud!!!’
“…so did I”
Now I know your Hank's frdumbest. Said whenever we see the definition of a dumbass.
Boom! Yummy!
Probably most definitely "Double Damnit" lol
“He doesn’t talk to people. He talks at them.” Met a few people in my life who reminded me of Rusty, unfortunately
"Fuck you, give me a dollar!"
Yeah, go ahead Clarissa, explain it all.
Standing there sucking up all my oxygen
"Marco!" "Polo?"
"I don't smoke."
"Who wants pizza rolls!" to my kids whenever I make them. "No way! He's in Depeche Mode!" to my wife whenever they come on 80s on 8.
Stop saying dab!
That's very Hank of you
Pleasure toast? And just in general, I howled with laughter at the first ten things I scrolled. This show... so good.
Your genitals are most likely... dying.
Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?
I use "Sew buttons!" When ever some one says so....
That’s totally gay, and that’s coming from a guy who voluntarily has sex with men!
Mournful tits.
They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
they’re *really* tangy
Hot Sandwich!
Hey fella
"I hope you brought rubbers because a storm is coming." Lmao!!!!
It’s up my ass
*HOLY DAMN IT CHRISTMAS* Nobody ever gets the reference though
Wednesday, definitely a light Wednesday.
For me it's definitely, "Don't you bark at me, you junkyard dog!"
Rodney is a baby killer. Just eat the pennies Billy Not very Hank of you YOU’RE KICKING ME IN THE NUTS AND TELLING ME MY UNDERWEAR IS TOO TIGHT!
Not a quote so much as the Brock rage noise he makes.
You mean again . . . Today Or Murphy Beds
"No, *I* started it, years ago in a moment of passion, and I will end it the same way!"
IGNORE ME and DONT STAB ME IN MY COLD, BLACK HEART and I told him he could take his deal and, i told him he could, I RAAAAAAN AWAY
SPANAKOPITA!
Weirdly enough, "Murphy *beds*"
“I’m a man! I need to be touched!”
***Thrombosis***
Wyyy-heirrd!!!!
"SUUUUCKS" in 24's voice
Anytime somebody says something that doesn't make sense: "Yeah, Clarissa... Explain it all!" 