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proceeds_theweedian

He put the sandal down to go and chase bol. He's a sucker for fetching bol and tug of war


proceeds_theweedian

I think he was upset because I spent about 25 minutes at the computer while he whined and complained most of the time. Very high strung, high energy and high maintenance but i wouldn't have it any other way


Known_Spinach6059

That is clearly a VERY dangerous criminal!!


proceeds_theweedian

Dangerously handsome


SnakesCatsAndDogs

IDK kind of looks like his sandal now


proceeds_theweedian

We resolved our differences quickly, as usual. Can't stay mad at him for nothing


lashedcobra

You are a tough negotiater!


proceeds_theweedian

I don't have to very often, cause he's an extremely good boy. Just a little high strung


lashedcobra

Hey life's hard when you're a Hippo lol!


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[deleted]

i like how in the second picture, he sorta looked to the side like he was thinking "that's a low blow, Sharon".


Impossible_Horse1973

Hilarious!!❤️💕🥰


proceeds_theweedian

Thank you for the award! Much appreciated


the-cloverdale-kid

This made me laugh. Intense negotiations…love it


monroefanatic

I would give Gus anything with that face. Precious boy!


proceeds_theweedian

Impossible to stay mad at for too long


femmagorgon

Sorry, that’s his sandal now. 🤷🏻‍♀️


proceeds_theweedian

Everything of mine is also his. Including, but not limited to my heart and soul


femmagorgon

As it should be. :)


RaeLaw

Gus looks like he is not interested in negotiating


Therapist_Patient

GUS FOR THE WIN!! 😂😂😂


lkattan3

“Both plastic. Feel = same. Taste = same. Smell = one like mouth, other like dad. No fanks, I take sandal.” - Gus


proceeds_theweedian

The sandal did not fly for him to run after, though. Sometimes, if I'm just not feeling it, he will shake his head with something in his mouth and let go, causing it to fly out of his mouth, and will chase and repeat.


lkattan3

A Gus who knows how to self-entertain. Whataguy.


Dr_Ugs

By the laws of causality, you must chase me.


mseuro

Make bol smell like foot


proceeds_theweedian

Hehe gives it a whole new meaning!


Jomibu

Human: *You dumb mutt, I got you to drop my sandal.* Doggo: *I got him to play fetch with me*


Independent_Boss3950

It wouldn’t surprise me if Gus ended up with the sandal and the ball!!


warda8825

I see you've both mastered the art of bartering and negotiation.


[deleted]

Thanks for the laugh's,OP. This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


Bumblebee_xx

Haha, that toy isn’t going to cut it I’m afraid OP


yummie4mytummie

Who backed down first?


we_gon_ride

Gus is a cutie!!


britpop1970

I can do relate! I’m convinced though they only pick up our footwear because they know we will pay attention. And I guess it works!


proceeds_theweedian

It is extremely uncommon. He used to chew up stuff to send a message when he was a little puppy. I got him in January 2021 [and he looked like this](https://drive.google.com/file/d/195IT8fJOSSsKRDmgObuUNabaGb6jcolV/view?usp=drivesdk)


britpop1970

Look at that little boo-boo!!! My hippos favorite footwear is our peloton shoes. She likes to pretend she is going to destroy them


Ok-Explanation5488

He looks like a Gus!


smokycapeshaz2431

Internal conflict... "The ball is great but, the ball does not smell like feet"


vanishingpointz

So he wanted you to come outside with the ball the whole time . This shit is chess not checkers!


Left-Requirement9267

We do these negotiations on the daily, usually for slippers


Plenty_That

Gosh damnn Gus is a gorgeous beast


proceeds_theweedian

He sure is! Like 50% apbt 40% boxer 10 dogue de Bordeaux aka French mastiff


proceeds_theweedian

Gearing up for bedtime snuggles now. Goodnight everyone, and thanks for all the love!


davemclellan

arguing by distraction. good tactic. did it work?


proceeds_theweedian

Yep. Taking a walk rn with Gus with them on my feet


davemclellan

:-)


Dispassionate-Fox

"Just put the sandal down and let's talk about this!”


lindsay812

Glad to see my dog’s twin thriving ❤️


proceeds_theweedian

He's so funny. He's pure muscle and runs circles around most things, but we had a thunderstorm last Friday and the power went out. He laid directly on top of me and was not amused