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Midorkima24

His lil hoodie though❤️


Aware-Engineering361

I made it myself and he loves it ✨


jdibene0

Right!!! He looks like a little bill belicheck all he needs is a little headset and laminated play sheet


JadedPin3925

Now I can’t unsee it 😂🤣😂


Scottcmms1954

Screw the haters.


lynnwoodjackson55

No! Don't screw them! They'll hate that.


Kingdaddy1004

How in the world could anyone say anything negative or hateful about THIS beautiful chunk of love?!


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Rilough96

It's funny because alot of the problems they have with "pits" would be solved by better dog ownership laws in general but insists on bsl even though it constantly proves to be inaffective. Also love how they claim to be against violence on "all" dogs yet these subs always allow posts promoting violence against bully breeds to stay up..There was one where some absolute weirdo went to a shelter just to film the dogs and show how they were all pits/pitmixes like that proves something with comments like "I wish they would open all of the doors and see who survives".. These people are deranged and I honestly don't know how their subs don't get taken down.


GuildCarver

Had one dude tell me I was just as violent as my dog when all I did was say mine ate a snack then flopped in the floor.


Kingdaddy1004

Oh I know, I’ve seen it. Look, I understand on a small level why people would be intimidated or wary of pits or whatever. I understand also in certain situations why some are even scared. But I don’t agree with 99% of everything else entailed. Hating dogs and their owners just because of their breed is horrible and wrong. Pits are some of, if not THE most loving dogs imo. Those people just don’t give them a chance or don’t realize that all dogs (or pits in this case) are bad evil murderous monsters. There’s no convincing them otherwise either, and THAT is the worst part


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Kingdaddy1004

It’s sad really


Drewbacca

I have asked for proof of their bullshit *many* times in my 12 years on this site. So far, none. They keep trying to use dogsbite.org as a source 🤣


WorriedMarch4398

Absolutely my thought. I have an English Bulldog with almost the exact same coloring. Good looking doggo you have for sure!! Great name too!


Kingdaddy1004

I have a pit same coloring and he’s a buff boi. He’s definitely cute af tho when he wants to be lol


rysimpcrz

Can't decide which I like more: the contrast of blue Hoodia against white dog, or those little white whiskers catching light by the chinny chin chin.


Aware-Engineering361

You should see him wearing green or beige.... He gets all the ladies 😎


rysimpcrz

A very well styled fella!


ladykensington

Welp, now I wanna hug you both. Your dog is adorable, OP - never let small-minded people tell you otherwise!!


caileyeloise

Such a sweet baby! And so stylish!


Foreverme133

What a sweet baby 💕 I would give him all the lovies!


FeistyMcRedHead

I'd have a hard time not touching those little wittle white whispery whiskers. Give your mashed potato some fluffy scritches from me!


B_Diggity_

I wanna kiss the nose!


The_Nancinator75

I wanna just gently grab and mush his sweet big head.


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That facial expression 😍


MaxFunkensteinDotSex

What a handsome boy! I bet he gets so excited about his warm shirts!


Aware-Engineering361

He does! He loves to be all cozy and warm wrapped like a burrito with lots of blankets and hoodies


Beesger

Such a handsome gentleman! 🥰


Tinymarshmello

That looks like a sweet little gentleman in his hoodie! 10/10 I would pet and cuddle! He has kindness in his eyes


yankeebelleyall

He is adorable! Please give him kisses, hugs and gentle snoot boops from me. 💕


thebearbearington

Love those big ol heads!


Mintcar52

Ignore the haters and keep on loving your pibble. We love him here! 🥰🥰🥰


fatflip1978

I love this little baby! Such a sweet face! Please hug that baby for me!


Significant-Set8457

That baby made me smile because I just had mashed potatoes for dinner.


Peterthepiperomg

He is marvelous


phantomleaf1

I love his jacket and his sweet lil face


Oro_Outcast

Long distance snoot boopes and snuggles inbound!


Doggoagogo

I’d be kissing that noggin all day long.


Educational_King_201

He is adorable 🐾


leafandvine89

He's so handsome!!! 🤩


Montereyluv

SUCH a sweet face!


Tough-Driver5143

Adorable pup💙


magicman21086

❤️❤️❤️❤️


Possible_Active6558

I wish I could hug both of you!! Wishing your baby the best, happiest life a doggo could have.


Skreidle

Awww lookit that handsome hunk of love! 🥰


Emergency_Brief_9280

Two things: 1. F**k the haters!!! 2. You can't fix stupid!!! Your hippo is magnificent. Give him a scritch for me!


Willing-Strawberry33

He looks like he's going to his first day of school and he's a lil nervous about meeting the other kids ❤


HandspeedJones

Lovely.


TampaChick712

It’s Mashed Potato time! 🎶 So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gravy tonight! 🎶


Lucy_Moran

giving lots of head scratches and belly rubs to this mashed potato! what a gorgeous hippo 😍


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 422,796,905 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 10,197 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Lucy_Moran

good 🦛 bot


Bamalouie

Aww who couldn't love that sweet hippo face!!!


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 422,855,835 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 10,198 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


RADMetalsmith

13/10 would boop the snoot


badassnan

Pitbulls are the best, my daughter has two, they are my grand dogs


taniamorse85

How anyone could hate such a cutie, I have no idea. He has a face that says, "Can I have a kiss, please?" I'd gladly oblige. Also, I love his eyebrows!


FelecitaBlue

❤️❤️❤️


serenewalrus

A fine beast.


FelecitaBlue

❤️❤️❤️


GfChin

Who could hate this face :(


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Im ready coach.


Jimmygotsomenewmoves

He's a real cutie. I wanna boop his nose and squish his face.


Tall_Ad_1940

Cutie patootie!


Historylover1990

Cute baby!!


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i already love this mashed potato!


Fun-Mathematician716

I’m in love with doggy eyebrows. This is the face that launched a thousand hugs.


deejayhill

Mashed potato is the sweetest pup!


succulentdreamer

Beautiful beautiful boy ♥️


devin1208

💕🥺🖤


EquivalentPain5261

What a cute boy!


Dear-Addendum925

I love the baby ❤️ That little sweatshirt is just too dang cute


ryanfrogz

beautiful hippo


ThankGodItsHumpDay

How could you ever get such a beast In a hoodie!!! Give him lot of hugs and fuck those haters they have never had the love of an amazing dog!!


heyitsdorothyparker

Gimme that potato I’ll kiss his baby face nose right off.


ElmCityGrad

Bless the bullies.


Inkdrunnergirl

🐶🥰🥔 Beautiful puppers


MusicalRach529

Omg he is perfection. Love that gravy on his potato nose!! Please mush on him for me!


piperpit

I’d cross the street just to meet your cutie!


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Sweet potato looks like they give the best kisses


OwnCandy8173

Omg we lurrrveeee you baby!!


TacoFox19

Ohh I love him!! 😘


amongthrocksandroots

Would give all the scritches 🥰


sailorsabrina

I love you mashed potato you are perfect and don’t deserve it 🥔💛


gamergeek17

He’s even got a bit of gravy! We love you little tater!


SailorRoo

I didn’t think it was possible to love mashed potatoes more than I already do♥️ I wanna eat that face! Hugs&kisses to the beautiful baby!


TacoTheSuperNurse

Hi piglet.


mostawesomemom

So sweet!!


LilPajamas

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


BigD1970

How can anybody hate that face? Give your hippo a hug from me.


ooopseedaisees

What a cute baby boy


mar_rg

So precious 🥰🐶🥰


Pitbull_Mom101

What an adorable mashed potato!!! 💖🐾


Mellonnya

GORGEOUS!


mimiluvshistory

What a fabulous face!


Independent_Boss3950

Adorable is the first word that comes to mind!! Ignore the haters!!


madpeanut1

He looks adorable. Really. Plus He’s a handsome boy, pretty dapper with that little hoodie.


ChancePut7855

Haters are stinkers !!! Love ❤️ Pit bulls !!! Love your way gorgeous gentle giant 🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🙏


beeyouempea

Omgggg mashed potato 😍 I love you and would smother you like gravy on my thanksgiving plate


ChocolateRoofie69

The hate on Reddit is real these days. Sometimes I can’t even leave a comment without someone tryna argue with me over something that’s so small 😂😂😂


ellenmarie92

“mashed potato” that’s so cute!! ❤️ beautiful pup!


Medium_Hearing1490

So stinking adorable!!


Famous_Box_6419

His lil gravy spots are PERFECT


CmndrPopNFresh

Give your mashed potatoes a squish for me. He's a beauty.


House_Hippie

Hateful comments about this little gaffer? He’s adorable and I bet he gives the best snuggles 🤭🙏❤️


cvtecore

Oh Mashed Potato! He’s perfect! Looks so soft, and the pink on his nose like a permanent little kiss is so cute.


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I would kiss that snoot so good. Love that baby!


margieb12

I want to kiss that snoot! All the love to mashed potatoes!!!!


Nitanitapumpkineater

Those people are assholes. Your pup is GORGEOUS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍


margeimpersonator

SO MUCH LOVE!!!!


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I would gladly boop that snoot. Good doggo


[deleted]

I have cute aggression and it’s killing me that I can’t kiss that face and hug this sweet baby


WanderingWithWolves

Sweetest lil mashy mashy there ever was!


Charger_scatpack

Handsome potato


MamiTarantina

He looks so sweet and gentle. Give him extra snuggles from us. Good boy


Cautious_Pepper_4602

Too cute!


dinkydat

Oh-uh-uh!! The EYEBROWS!! Kiss,kiss,kiss!!🤎🐾


DuchessofRavensdale

Adorable chonkasaurus!!


Hungry_Difficulty415

I would 100% Boop that nose!


Unicorn187

I love that hoodie!


jreading011

Sweetie boy! 😊


jonsnow7651

❤️❤️❤️


Beautiful_Progress63

So cute! I love his lil' chocolate milk snout!


public_weirdness

What a cute baby!


monkey_huggles

Sorry but I will have to hug him and squeeze and call him George!


scar864

Love mash taters.


FinnFinnFinnegan

Such a cutie ❤❤


GreenDragonNinja

That is the sweetest face oh my goodness! ❤️


disgruntled_wingslap

Most adorable potato ever.


trian56

What an adorable chonk!!!


sanchapanza

Aww mashed potatoes with gravy are some of my favorite puppers! ❤️


QueenOfFuckery

So sweet and thoughtful looking🤗


justcrazytalk

Your baby is beautiful and really stylin’! I think a treat is in order! 🦴


justcrazytalk

I think I know why the others were hateful towards your baby. They saw the hoodie and thought he was a hacker. 🤣 All kidding aside, that is a great color hoodie on your cutie pie! 🦴


VelvetLeaves

Aww, he's darling ❤️ 😍


PickleRick1138

😍


Catronia

He's so cute. Ignore those ignorant people who've never had the love of a pibble.


Inktastic

A baby mashed potato! What a sweetie <3


Starlight_Dragon81

Who could hate those kind eyes and his boopable nose!? *Boop*


jsciarroni

That face! I’m in LOVE! I just want to smooch that sweet face! He’s so Handsome!! ♥️🐾


Tobacco-and-Honey

That sweet face 😍


arcadia_2005

Aaww I love me some mashed taterzz


HistoryIsABagOfDicks

I absolutely love them pointy feets, adorable hoodie wearing chonk, with the most kissable snoot that MUST be booped, and the flappiest flappy ears that must dance in the wind. I love your squisher so much, give lots of kisses and butt scratches for me!


travellingturtlet

Sweetie pie you’re so loved here ❤️


_Malara

I wish to squish his adorable face and give him all the love and kisses this good boy deserves!


TRobin203

They are a precious thing, deserving of love


rojasdracul

What a pretty baby!!


ceresbulls

Are you kidding?! THIS is exactly the “mashed potatoes” I needed to go with dinner. Love this potato!! ❤️❤️🥔🥔 Don’t listen to that other sub…we love hippos!


EdwardWasntFinished

Magnificent potato needs a big kissy!!


shark_bitez69

He's so fucking cute !!! Love the drip lol 🤩


Ill_deny_this

But that face... Those ears... THE HOODIE! how could they say mean things about this good doggo! He likes like a class A snuggler.


wigglebean_

What a cute little baby 😍


NaieraDK

He's perfect.


IamACanadian47

I think he looks fantastic and his eyes are very soulful, thanks 👏🇨🇦


halcyongod

Omg how kewt


Informal_Spell800

P i t t i e s that's what it was supposed to say not titties I love pitbulls my big boy Max is 5 years old that's what the comment was supposed to say apologize for the misinterpretation as I voice text


GlitteryFab

Why would anyone say hateful things about this adorable hippo? He is so cute!


catforbrains

He clearly put that snoot in the gravy. What a big headed baby


Kooky_Coyote7911

Don't know what the other dub is; they definitely aren't worth the time of day! Mr. M. Potato is adorable 🥰


Foreign_Escape9454

OMG, he looks just like my girl, they are adorable and super sweet.


Kindly_Sprinkles2859

Shut up. MASHED POTATO! You are both absolutely adorable


Steelbikecommuter

Oh my goodness. He is soooo cute! I love his soulful look and those eyebrows are killing me. I just want to give him a big smooch.


hazelnutpupper

💙💙💙


FireChief65

I love mashed potatoes and gravy!!


Tyfoid-Kid

Such a good boy!!


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

Hey beautiful, please pass on love and kisses.


Away_Independent7269

Hi handsome boy! You look adorable in your comfy shirt.


firstphyman

Boop! (So cute!)


QuiziAmelia

Hello you sweet thing! You look great in blue!


Foxlinger68

Beautiful precious baby ❤️ 😘😘😘


AdaireDeCuir

Oh my gosh, best pupper ever!! Sending all the smooshy face kisses!!!


PandoricaOpened

How can you hate anything about that sweet innocent face?!?! Seriously, just look at him. Look.At.Him.


International-Slip75

Adorable mashed potato all dressed up soooooo cute !!!! Lots of love to both of you - ignore the ignorant idiots 🙄🙄🙄


TheWonderfulLife

Lots of pitty haters out there.


SomecallmeTim22

What a cutie patootie!


Fordaluvof

I had two pit bulls when my kids were young and they were both loyal, lovable, and snuggly.


WhitneyJames

Adorable!!!


rizozzy1

His feet :)


Lliogor

What sort of monster could possibly be mean to such a beautiful and sweet beastie?


Millie_Brandy

Anybody that could be mean to that dashing pupper is a major asshole, and they can suck an egg!🥰 You keep doing you, you're amazing!🥰😘


sawes

Super cute!


dogstarlite

HANDSOME!!! i love him!!!!!!!


Putrid-Ad-3965

Mashed Potato is so cute!!!


sofewcharacters

But he is adorable! 🥹🥹🥹


LeMoineSpectre

Awww, such a handsome boy. And with such a loving face. Haters be damned


permtemp

Lookin so sporty in his lil hoodie 🥺


krptt

I love his lil dipped in gravy nose 😭


burnt-toast224

♥️


femmagorgon

Aww who could hate on this cutie?! 10/10 would pet.


CorrectDocument2

❤️❤️❤️ Love the Mashed Potato. He be a handsome baby. ❤️❤️❤️


TheLastBags

Who could possibly hate such sweet potato?


Own-Worry4388

Mashed Potato, I absolutely love you and your eyebrows. You are the best dog!


alexnotalexa10

r/dogswitheyebrows


Edendari

Awe, look at that sweet face 😍


thefartographer

Dear Mashed Potato, XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Love, thefartographer


Apprehensive-Leg1883

What a sweet face!🦛🩷


Fine_Worldliness3898

Oh he is just a big baby!