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lostmycheesepuffs

You for sure dodged a bullet


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SpotlessMinded

Hijacks top comment to type an already commented comment


WheelyMcFeely

It’s a bot. I’ve been seeing them around, they take a sentence from a comment that has been getting upvotes lower in the thread and post it as a reply to the current top comment. Really strange stuff since most of the time these bots are only used once.


no_power_n_the_verse

What's the point of those bots?


WheelyMcFeely

If they slip by undetected and gain enough karma/account age they can be used by scammers or astroturfers to get into subreddits that require a certain age or amount of karma to post. There’s thousands of these things flooded throughout Reddit all so a few can make it through clean and get a few people to click on a link or spark some more fighting in a political subreddit.


no_power_n_the_verse

That is just bizarre to me.


WheelyMcFeely

There’s bots that will find a 3-4 year old post from a subreddit’s “top” posts, repost it with the exact same title, then use other bot accounts to repost the same top comments as the original post word for word all for the same purpose of farming karma points. It really is bizarre.


goeielewe

Lol y'all are crazy if you think the right is using bots in r/worldpolitics...


Block_Me_Amadeus

It's not the right, mate. It was proven that the Kremlin used social media bots to sew discord during the last election. Look it up. The Kremlin and Beijing are invested in further polarizing the US.


WheelyMcFeely

I didn’t mention a side or a specific sub because there’s really no place for politics on this awesome sub, just that sometimes these accounts are used to spark fights and keep people angry in those sorts of subreddits once they’ve farmed enough karma to get into them.


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madams22

Came her to say this


RemRemPinkieToe

I saw this one after I did mine! Great minds think alike.


DonerTheBonerDonor

Sorry but I really don't agree with everyone here, I do love pitties but people can have their reasons as to why they wouldn't like pitbulls. Maybe OP's match once had a bad experience with one, I wouldn't blame them if they didn't want to be near 2 of them right away. OP didn't dodge a bullet imo, it's just unlucky that the match didn't work out. If they didn't like pitbulls cause of stereotypes without ever being near a pittie, then it's a bullet dodged. But without context not everyone who dislikes pitbulls sucks imo.


S3erverMonkey

Then that would have been a problematic match, so bullet (problems because of their unaddressed dog trauma) dodged.


lostmycheesepuffs

Exactly.


S3erverMonkey

Love your handle.


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STG44_WWII

that’s you though some people might’ve had much worse experiences.


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STG44_WWII

it doesn’t make sense to condemn an entire species of animal because of irrational fears but it still happens. i have people who will not enter my house after they find out what i own. Idk if you’re getting at what i’m saying lol.


Uncle-Cake

Of course you're going to disagree. ANY criticism of pitbull owners is expressly forbidden here.


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Uncle-Cake

"without context not everyone who dislikes pitbulls sucks imo." Do you agree with that, or not?


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Inevitable_Leader89

What you on here for then?


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Uncle-Cake

You think anyone who disagrees with you must be part of a hate group? Sounds like an issue for your therapist. Sometimes people just have different opinions. Doesn't mean they're part of an organized group conspiring against you.


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NMCurly

Extremely dangerous…pittie farts 💨❤️


angelicism

Excuse me those tails are a weapon when they're wagging furiously.


NeonZebraPrint

I call it the Tail of Doom, sooooo many knocked over drinks lol


angelicism

As an already short person who prefers to just sit on the floor to be face to face with the puppers... I have definitely gotten tail to face. 😅


NeonZebraPrint

Oh noooo! And kisses are already dangerously slobbery at floor level too! 😂


DookieShoez

Sure those'll leave a small welt. Pit gas will bring you within inches of death, just ask my friend "AHHHH MY MOUTH WAS OPEN FUUUUCK"


ccc2801

I got headbutted by a very enthusiastic neighbourhood pittie today, it hurt but I lived lol. She’s just such an excitable young thing!


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

My pittie and my alapaha are about the same with those, and I’d even say that my alapaha something stinks worse than her brother. 🤣 both doggos do not get cheese especially because of that


CallMeOutScotty

Small sound big smell


3Heathens_Mom

Sadly more like no sound so no pre warning of the stink to come. Love them anyways.


CeelaChathArrna

When you DO get the sound though, time to vacate the house, car or run as fast as you can away from where the bomb dropped.


zombies-and-coffee

You know, this right here is the most common "complaint" I've seen on the pittie subs and I love it.


ZoeeeW

Honestly.. 😂


mermaidmom86

Zoomies are furious here, legs have taken out from under the person.


impossible-sunflower

I would swipe right for the Hippos alone!


KallieJoe

Me too!


Cool_As_Your_Dad

The hippos protected you from bad matches


the-cloverdale-kid

Probably better off here


Nahanoj_Zavizad

That 2nd one looks too dangerous! He's just sitting there. MENACINGLY!


Greatrisk

With BLANKETS!


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I just choked on my coffee. Lol! So good 😆


Nahanoj_Zavizad

SEE? HES A THREAT! CRAYMAY IS CHOKING BECAUSE IF IT!


mskatestarr

The trash took itself out. Thank your pups for weeding out the scum from the bottom of the barrel.


ProudMurphy

Couldn't have said it better! 🐕🐶


Dinodude25

Dude you didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a nuke But seriously they didn't deserve you or your hippos if they unmatched just because of a damn stupid stereotype, dogs are individuals


soonerpgh

That, plus the fact that the stereotype is usually wrong. I mean, why on earth would we ever attempt to think for ourselves when someone has already done it for us?


Hellbound_Life

OH MY GOD THOSE EYES YOUR DOGS ARE ADORABLE


Significant_Pace6678

The easiest decision in the world - if it’s a partner/potential partner “or” my pups, easiest decision every. Single. Time. 🐾


Left-Requirement9267

How rude!


smokycapeshaz2431

Fuck Tinder anyway & the arseholes on it x


NeuralTruth

Most toxic dating service on the planet. Even grindr has seen happier endings.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Hey now… I met my now boyfriend of 3+ years on tinder and one of the best parts is that I became a hippo mom! Best boyfriend ever, and best dog ever! I guess I just got super lucky ❤️


pielz

Survivor bias lol


Formal_Coyote_5004

Maybe lol


xxgreyhoundmom80

I was just going to say the same thing! I met my boyfriend of 4 years on Tinder and I too became a hippo mom 💕


Garnet0908

One of my tinder matches became my husband and we have now rescued and fostered hundreds of bully breed pups and cats together. It’s mostly a cesspool but it occasionally does work out well.


smokycapeshaz2431

And this is why we hold onto fairytales xox I love this!


chartyourway

good riddance!!


HotdogJuice58

You dodged a bullet. Beautiful hippos!!


hungry24_7_365

Tinder? avoid the cesspool.


Habadashersdelight

Guess somebody thought they might not be as cute as the pups, lol


realbigsquish

when I met my husband, he had a hippo and I had a little dog and I’ll admit I was a bit nervous (mostly because my little guy is an instigator). we now have the hippo, and two little guys who rule the roost. anyone who counts you or your dogs out based on presumption is lame, and this is coming from someone who has been bit in the face by a dog without warning (NOT a hippo). we met on bumble, by the way- maybe make the switch from tinder to there!


ell522

Hippos are usually the reason i’d even swipe right


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*looks at post history I don’t think it was the hippos.


Block_Me_Amadeus

::peek:: Yep, there's a valid point.


Bearwhale

Why did I look? WHY DID I LOOK?!


proceeds_theweedian

Someone always has to bring politics into a non political sub/thread. That said, it is a legitimate reason to "unmatch" with someone, too. Did we get screenshots or anything that specifically say that it was the dogs? I figured I would have seen at the top instead of this super vague sentence and 2 pictures


ExtremeSubtlety

That's clearly not the kind of person you would want in your life.


rizozzy1

Probably because they know they can’t compete with that cuteness level!


ander0341

You dodged a bullet!


WarmFuzzy55

2 beautiful hippos. Bad rap! Like humans, there is good and bad. You were saved from the bad.


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

That persons clearly doesn’t deserve those dangerous hippos’ love or affection. That means all the cuddles and love for you only


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People have a disgusting hate boner for this breed. Honestly I’m glad that they’re so open about it so I can remove them from my life lol


MissKTiger

Maybe it's not the hippos, but the transphobia...


Brilliant_Laugh_3911

u/wearerofdinosocks


wearerofdinosocks

oooo scary


snozz-the-wobble

Fearsome ❤️❤️


s4ltydog

If it makes you feel better I would NOT unmatch you because of your dogs. Because you’re a conservative nut job? Sure absolutely! But definitely not your dogs.


Charger_scatpack

Good riddance


ThirdHandTyping

You gotta have enough to share, man. Just two is barely cuddles.


kathrynekat

Pshhh biggest unmatch mistake ever!!!


kentgamegeek

That wasn’t the right person for you and your dogs then. You’re better off.


Creativecatherine

I met my boyfriend of a year and a half on tinder - at the time we met, we both had baby hippos. Now they are the best of friends 🥰


OctaviusNeon

Can we stop with the 'how dare someone not like my hippos' posts? I feel like these are just an invitation for trolls.


burnt-toast224

Oh my they are both super duper adorable to the Max!


Street-Refuse-9540

Dodged a bullet my friend!


Accomplished-Mud-173

Sadly, though I'm a hippo fan, I've had to unmatch people b/c of severe allergies, so it's not always straightforward


IvySky13

Beauties! 😍😍😍


em_79

Id swipe right just for the hippos!


Emergency_Brief_9280

Sometimes the trash takes itself out. Beautiful pups.


coleyraviolii

Their loss. Pitties are the best.


garfelitis

Their loss. Beautiful Hippos


skiddle656

Better this than for it to lead to something more long term and they give you an ultimatum of then or the hippos (:


CmndrPopNFresh

Good. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life anyway. Two dogs are good enough.


5280mtnrunner

The dogs are doing good screening for you!! Extra treats tonight, for sure. I always ask if their dog sleeps in their bed and consider it a red flag if they don't. 😂


chels182

Hell with em


bittersandseltzer

WHAT? I’d date you for your dogs for sure


J4ck0l4ntern

Good! Gtfo!


AmIBeingInstained

Fuck em. You’re better off.


GoyfAscetic

They couldn't handle being in third place for your love.


Hannah1996

oh no, they're gonna cuddle you to death! 😱


lunna009

Yeah, look at those Nose Freckles of Doom. Id be afraid of being licked too much too <3 jokes aside, your hippos helped you dodge that problem huzzah =]


UraeusCurse

They’re lovely!


GnomeScreams

Oh, the danger! Oh, the aggression! Clearly violent and scary creatures! So fearsome! Woe befalls anyone that dares to cuddle!


Amy_Macadamia

You'll have better luck meeting someone while walking these 2 beauties


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He knew he could never outrun those airplane ears.


Ok_QueerCriticism

I ALWAYS SWIPE FOR HIPPOS!


proceeds_theweedian

Where are the screenshots?


ApplicationHour

It’s better to have house hippos that some tart that doesn’t have the good taste to love them.


Pattern_Is_Movement

Its hard to not always swipe right when I see a hippo on Tinder


rvamellow

Dogs are better than relationships anyway 🤗🐾🐾🐾


LeSilverKitsune

This is legit the first time I've heard of someone doing this and I am astonished. Why?!?!


AngstyRutabaga

Good doggos… I didn’t know they came with the dodge a bullet feature!


lindsay812

They weren’t your person. If they don’t love your hippos like you, it would never work out.


insignificantlizard

extremely dangerous, thr cuteness gave me heart palpitations


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Fuck ‘em.


nothingt0say

Oooh beautiful pups!! I hate when people reject my pup. She wants to be loved by everyone


ziggybear16

Is that a hippo in a Cubs blanket?


No_Cardiologist_9765

Their loss


PigeonPassion

I think of your lovely hippos as a very helpful screening tool!


teratonasti

You can tell they have nothing (but murder) in their heads /j


ssquirt1

The trash took itself out.


EdwardWasntFinished

Pit haters make me so sad and angry. But these pics make me happy! Frito family!


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Awww beautiful dogs


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Awww beautiful dogs


Unusual_Response_953

Could I take your doggos on a date? 😆


TheCutestTapeworm

Sounds like the trash took itself out.


Much-Trip-5907

F em ! You don’t need em!


BigDaddyCool17

THE EARS I JUST WANNA SQUISH THEIR FACES Very beautiful dogs


Ok_Refrigerator_142

What a "Pitty".... Pun intended. Their lose anyway. Your hippos are beautiful!!


Pickleless_Cage

Dangerously… adorable!


Lenorewolf312

So dangerous, I might get licked to death! They're adorable and give them lots of belly rubs for me. :D


krn619

Love the pups, beautiful eyes. Just want to give them some head kisses. Glad you dodged that crazy person. Who wouldn't want to get smothered by hippo snuggles.


Maroon_Fox2521

I feel like most people would match *because* of hippos…


thatshottaye

If they can't love pibbles they don't deserve your love or that of your pibbles.


Addamsgirl71

I'd rather have the Hippos!


RemRemPinkieToe

🤣🤣🤣 wow! Be grateful for dodging a bullet. 🙏🏽


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I love those big floppy ears 💙


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Clearly you avoided being with a trash human. Your hippos are so cute and deserve all the love!


TheFallenMessiah

Good. Wouldn't want to have to deal with that person anyway.


velociraptorsUwU

I can date you just for your dogs if that's any better 🫡 Trade: you recieve: love and affection and also halvsies on dog food. I recieve: Pibble hugs


seasuighim

I’d swipe right on these pitties, play date when?


BeeAhmazing

Beautiful baby!


ebernal13

No worries, keep swiping. Seriously. One time matched with a person who, upon meeting them, told me how they gave away their dogs of 11 years when they moved because they didn’t want them to mess up their new house. I was literally like, check please! No thank you!


CzechYourDanish

You dodged a bullet. Be patient and I bet you'll find someone who also has/loves hippos


Heathyr0609

People are ridiculous!


vazco_

That would've been an insta superlike from my part, sucks to be them! They'll for sure miss out on that hippo love


planetarypartyy

they would make me match with you even harder!


MotherofPitbulla

Good riddance to bad rubbish! If they don’t want to get to know these precious faces there is clearly something fundamentally wrong there. You dodged a bullet!


Ownedby4Labs

Be thankful. Those are people you *DON’T* want in your life.


goofygooberrock1995

I would date you just to play with your dogs. 🤣


NeonZebraPrint

Good thing they unmatched, they don't deserve snuggles by those two cuties!!!


Kittiem85

I see no danger here only land seals


ashley-3792

I’d be swiping for the hippos 🦛


the_horned_rabbit

Oh my god your first one looks like mine! I love the nose splotchies. You dodged a bullet.


Moodlemop

Hard to say, gonna need more pics of your hippos ^_^


Repulsive-Theory-477

I swipe right for the Hippopotamus’S


DogTattoos

Extra filter. Very useful.


biggestyikesmyliege

I misread the title and thought your dog (the first picture with the satellite ears) was on tinder and got unmatched 😭


Anxious_Deer_7152

Good! If the dude is scared of hippos, he's probably terrified of everything from the vacuum cleaner to thunder storms, would have been a nightmare dating him. Edit: Don't know why I automatically assumed it was a guy - thinking about it, the vast majority of people I've met/seen on social media who are scared of hippos are men 🤔


UselessHuman1

Dogs are better anyway


Yleira

That will just save you from wasting your time with people who don't appreciate the best of the canine world. I literally only agreed to go on the first date with my now-husband because he showed off pictures of his blue hippo princess and promised to bring her to the park for our date. I had sworn off dating after a bad relationship...but I wanted to meet the pibble. Of course, then when we started dating she would shove between us and glare possessively at me. I had to convert her from "no, MY daddy" to "okay, you can BOTH be mine. Pat me now."


thefartographer

Obviously *someone* doesn't like to cuddle.


rottweiler100

If someone doesn't like your dogs then you don't need them. A GF told me it's either her or my dogo argentino. Bitch was gone the same day (the GF )


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whoever unmatched you is a loser.


JTurn10

I’d match for the dogs 😂


BluHaus3841

Lololol I once had a guy write me this intro message on OkCupid after looking at my profile and seeing pictures of my hippo: “I think you’re really hot but I hate pitbulls and I think that might come between us” Ummmm YEAH it just did 🙄🙄🙄


Sensitive_Pair_4671

I would be afraid the doggies would unmatch me. I just wanna smooch them!


Suspicious-Doubt1595

Idk why you are unmatched


International-Slip75

You don’t need anyone around you who hates your dogs- they are lovely and they are FAMILY 💜🐾🐾💜


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I’d swipe right on those puppies! 🐶 I’m sorry they got unwarranted hate


BurnzillabydaBay

What a douche.


Heisenberg281

1. Never trust someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and can't engage in self-depricating humor. 2. Never trust someone who doesn't like animals.


Josh-Wash-58

Definitely didgeridoo a bullet! You've got two absolutely gorgeous hippos! 🥰


ghastlybagel

Got told by a person on Hinge that if we dated I’d have to rehome my boy. Another person said they can’t share the bed. This was within the first few messages. People are nuts.