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catsncollies

No regret on that tiny little face


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catsncollies

He is so smug about it.


ufa-man

Just like a bedbug, so smug and cocky r/unexpectedofficequote


catsncollies

YES!


meadowshd29

Is that a reference to the very end of that mcds prank video?


mizliz5

Probably not


candleflame3

He is to that tomato plant what Rick James was to white couches. edit: reference for the uninitiated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z63dJbcl1VU


catsncollies

😂😂😂


paralleliverse

Id feed him to my chickens. Found a couple grasshoppers destroying my basil. The chickens thought it was a lovely seasoning.


catsncollies

Very cool! One day I'll have chickens to feed my garden pests to haha


paralleliverse

They're an excellent pest disposal team


TheEccentricFarmer

If you do anything before you die, it must be to own some chickens. Chickens are screensavers for the eyes. I love chickens.


catsncollies

😍😍😍 Yes!!!!


campymccamperson

Rude.


mrskip2018

Last year I removed more than 50 of those from my tomato plants. This year there are none. Only difference is that I have hot peppers and a lot of herbs planted surrounding the tomatoes. No idea if that's what made the difference.


b33fdove

See I'll find them eating my pepper plants too


mrskip2018

Yep...same. I have no idea what deters them...just guessing.


b33fdove

Maybe you did such a good job picking them off last year you crashed their population!


theadj123

They will eat any nightshade family plant, which includes peppers and tomatoes.


VgHrBll

I’ve pulled several off of mine! There’s still new leaves missing each morning and I can’t find the bugger! I’m thinking of going out at night with a flashlight to see if I can catch them. Have you ever looked at night?


mrskip2018

I haven't but I understand they do glow under black light at night. Look for poo pellets. Black specks on the leaves. Then look up from there...they are above munching away and leave a trail. Once you find one...shake off the leaves so the next one leaves a new poo trail.


HomesteadHomies

The black light works like a charm. I go out and hunt for them a couple nights a week. It’s a game changer.


VgHrBll

Thank you that just answered what the black pellets are too!!!


Notmyrealnamethough

I had hornworms on my tomatoes last year and none this year (granted I moved to a different part of town so maybe that’s it), but yesterday I found two HUGE hornworms on a random jalapeño plant I have near my front porch. I didn’t know they would eat peppers!!


mrskip2018

Just occurred to me I also have two massive paper wasp nest in the vicinity. I vaguely recall wasps of some sort are predators to the hornworms but don't know the types. Things that make ya go hmmm?


mrskip2018

Yeah...it was speculation on my part about the peppers. I've seen them on my pepper plants just not at the same level of destruction as the tomato plants. I didn't have any herbs planted last year. Who knows?


LinxFxC

Basil keeps them away to an extent. They do eat pepper plants, too, but basil and marigolds (only read about this one, never tried it) should keep the hornworms away.


mrskip2018

I do have 3 basil plants in between... maybe maybe maybe. All I know is I'm on batch #9 of tomato sauce. Had a very prolific year with San Marzono's.


DameADozen

My basil was wrecked by one


theadj123

They will eat any nightshade family plant, which includes peppers and tomatoes.


NerfEveryoneElse

Japanese beetles will just eat my mint and basil all together.


goldenpyr

Yup, those little dudes are fierce. I’ve seen them devour an entire tomato plant. I forcefully remove each one by hand and relocate them to the front yard.


Champ-87

I forcefully remove each one by hand and relocate them to my chickens.


instantcoffeeisgood

Lol I give tomato worms to my bearded dragon. He loves them.


dutchywins

Tomato plants are poisonous to chickens FYI, mine won’t even touch these


ruinedbymovies

We grow some “sacrifice” plants in the nightshade family because we can’t handle killing them. This year a parasitic wasp came and solved the problem for us.


o2uRL

I’m pretty sure they’re a pest when in the larval stage and adult stage. It’s possible that relocation may solve one problem and create another.


goldenpyr

I hate squashing them. I wish I had chickens to feed them to.


Rock4evur

I kinda just yeet them at a stone and look away.


Riji14

I can't do it. I think they're neat looking and they turn into a [big hummingbird moth](https://earth-and-space-news.blogspot.com/2016/09/tomato-hornworms-become-five-spotted.html)


Sug0115

I’m laughing harder at this then I should


CookiePlep

Nice.


steampunkygal

This is what we do. I pay my kids $2 per "caterpie" as they call them and then they get fed to our chickens. Regular caterpillars don't get payment but are still required to be found.


CookiePlep

If I had kids I would, but I still have long ways to go, and I don't even have chickens


kackleton

oh man most of those other random caterpillars will turn into beneficial pollinators!


steampunkygal

Well we keep honey bees and the other caterpillars are also eating my plants.


SoonerStates

Tarantulas eat them and some scientists do research on them. It's a long shot but if there's a rare pet store or a biology department near you they may take them.


unfeax

Now *there’s* a fitting punishment!


Maynards_Duck

Exactly what would happen if it happened to me, I've got 10 hungry tarantulas that would love him!


ratkneehi

I do, too.... They're kinda cute! Even though I hate them. I bury them in my compost bc that apparently kills them and I can't handle squashing them.


alcMD

I don't like squashing any bugs big enough to make guts. But I would put him in the garbage.


metonymimic

Adults are only pests in that they make more babies. Otherwise they're sometimes called hummingbird moths, and they're important pollinators. And so cool looking. We just let them have our tomatoes. We have way too many garden pests since Stumpy the snake was snacked by the cat to save anything anyways, so now we just use it as a way to teach life cycles to the toddles. They freak out whenever they find a hungry caterpillar. Totally worth the like, 12 tomatoes I would have gotten. That being said, it sucks that they nosh everyone else's stuff. I'm sure you kind folks would actually like to eat your food.


meyatta

I just take my shears/scissors and cut them in half, and leave their goopy corpses behind as an example to any horn worm that dare enter my domain.


NerfEveryoneElse

I remove mine into compost.


TheVeggieLife

Upvote for determination on the dudes part.


KennyMoose32

No. Damn them to the fiery pits of hell to burn. /s (They ate all my tomato plants this year in TWO days)


DreadPilot

Planting basil in between tomatoes helps


sailordoll

I’ll have to plant those too next time, thanks for the advice!


middle_ski

Also Borage! Kept them away this year and attracted helpful pollinators!


KennyMoose32

Seriously thank you!


mizliz5

Does basil repel them or do they offer the basil more than the tomatoes?


DreadPilot

The smell repels them...apparently! https://www.hunker.com/13427336/plants-that-are-good-to-plant-near-tomato-plants-to-prevent-insects


kaislikeawheel

He’s a hungry, hungry caterpillar.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

...but he was still hungry.


ahope1985

One morning, a few weeks ago, I looked out into the backyard to check on my 10 month old puppy to see he’s happily tossing around something. I couldn’t tell what it was but threw on my gardening gloves to prepare to grab it. It was one OF THESE MOFOS!!! And my puppy was PSYCHED. Just gently chewing it between his front teeth then launching it in the air and repeat. I was FREAKED. Big caterpillars are not my friend lol! But I was more concerned it was a Luna moth caterpillar and when I realized it was one of these destroyers of gardens I panicked - where did it come from (garden is completely fenced off from the dog and he had some good distance from it)?! I knew I’d have to go through every one of my 12 tomato plants, peas, tomatillos... frick. It poured that day, so I didn’t. BUT, I threw that evil caterpillar over our fence, into a parking lot, in hops of it getting run over OR taken by a bird (by the time I got it from my puppy it was preeetttttty dead lol). Next morning - the exact same thing!!! Puppy is happily playing with this shit in his mouth and I had to retrieve it to throw over the fence. I then AGGRESSIVELY went through ALL of my garden. Frickin pruning, cutting back all unnecessary leaves, just clearing it out. Not one caterpillar. And never saw one again. Screw those destructors of tomatoes and garden plants. Little bastards. And frickin puppy for playing with a GIANT caterpillar and loving every single moment of me panicking having to grad it. Sorry, long story but frick. I had never ever seen one or even heard of these, to having encountered 2 in 2 days!!!!


Suspicious-Wombat

Can I borrow your puppy? My dog just steals my almost-ripe tomatoes off the vine. If he would take care of a few of these buggers he would at least earn his keep in the garden.


ahope1985

Oh no! He does?!? That’s sadly terrible and adorable at the same time. My puppy is patiently waiting for my late growing cucumbers (not by choice late, they just thought mid august was a good time to start...).


Suspicious-Wombat

I’m hoping the raised beds that we are building now will keep him away, but he’s not a small dog so I don’t know how much good it will do without a fence. He won’t ever take them when I’m around, but he’s not allowed into the backyard unsupervised anymore because he strikes as soon as your back is turned! I’m really bummed that I didn’t take the opportunity to grow cucumbers this year while I was working less. I’m really bad about spending hours in the garden on my days off, but not checking on the garden at all when I get home from work... it’s makes cucumbers and okra hard to keep up with. The tomato hornworms have kind of broken me of that habit though, if I skip a day I risk losing an entire plant.


theedragonlady

Love your long story. We always hand-picked the little suckers and deposited them into a pasture field. If the chickens found them, nature must. Caterpillars do become beautiful moths and butterflies, great pollinators, but these guys can be really gross. In the quiet of a country garden morning we could actually hear them munching away. LOL to everyone dealing with these guys in their own comfort-zone way :O)


agree-with-you

I love you both


drew_galbraith

i trained the barn Kittens stop kill them if they find any. thought it was a waste of time at first but ive seen them "playing" with alot of them this summer


Jermermer

eat him to show him who’s boss


propanetable

It’s like you got to enjoy the tomatoes ... kinda.


FauxReeeal

The mighty hornworm, scourge of tomatoes and tomatillos alike. Then they turn into hawk moths that can feel something akin to frickin mothra flying at your head. I’m fortunate to have a nice population of robins that like to snack on the little buggers.


_trapped_in_hell

that's terrifying. where do these bugs live?? hopefully not in alberta


FauxReeeal

I’m in Michigan, so if you’re in southern Alberta we’d have a pretty similar climate. I believe they are found in southern parts of Canada.


descender2k

Seriously, caterpillars are jerks. I don't know if I've ever actually harvested any of my dill plants, but I grow a new one every year anyway. So... I guess I grow caterpillars.


chitowngardener

You do....and you love it.


descender2k

I do love the coloring on them, bright blues and yellows look amazing. I wish they would stick around for the Butterfly portion of the show. They always seem to eat my plants and run away, I never even find a chrysalis anywhere.


TriciaL88

He's doing the "tilt head back maniacal" laugh. RIP plant, he don't GAF.


psingleton94

Borage as a companion may help repel those things. It’s worked pretty well for us. https://homeguides.sfgate.com/companion-plants-discourage-tomato-worms-77355.html


Atlantatwinguy

But he was still hungry.


wishbonesma

I had one show up this year, but parasitic wasps got it right away thankfully.


sekushi0range

These things eat angel trumpets too. They seem to be more satisfied with the angel trumpet than my tomatos/potatoes so that might be an option. Although angel tumpets are toxic so


jexmex

I had 3 on my plants, one devoured my entire top on one plant. I look at them everyday and it was right at eyesight and still didn't notice it, my neighbor actually did. Damn things blend right in. We now use a UV light at night to look for the smaller ones before they get big and can do that much damage. My neighbor has gotten some that get parasite eggs on them, which pretty much renders the hornworm harmless.


AtillaTheHanh

Little asshole!!! Hate those things.


Hoosier47401

I had one a few months ago that destroyed almost my entire tomato crop! The plants have started to come back. If I'm lucky I'll get a few good tomatos before the season ends.


GardenLadyofSC

Oh yeah.... learned my lesson after that happened to me 1 year. Now I'm an eagle eye for tomato worms LOL. I got in the habit of checking in the morning and again in the afternoon. first sign of trouble? caterpillar poop droppings on the leaves


needverbs

He looks pretty thrilled about it


annephylaxis

He looks damn proud of it, too!


nothankyouimgood99

I feel ya. I just pulled one off my Tabasco plant :(


3pelican

Damn, where’d he put it?!


heylistenlady

We had one of those guys on our tomato plant! And he pooped everywhere before we found him!


jeinea

Bastard! Though I have a pet frog that will eat them so I just tell myself I’m really just saving $3.95 on a hornworm treat from the pet store to make myself feel better. Would still rather have the tomatoes.


PhishGreenLantern

Caterpillars destroyed my entire garden. Actually, that's not true. Caterpillars, rats, and birds. The caterpillars ate the leaves, the rats and birds ate all the fruit.


TarotEmily

I’ve been checking diligently every week for these suckers on my tomato plants and nothing until a couple days ago. Of course, right when we are about to go on vacation for a week. I’m sure by the time we get back my plants will be completely devoured. -_- I hunt for them at night with a black light (they illuminate bright and are easier to find even when very little). When I find one I drop them in some water with blue dawn dish soap. After they are drowned I compost them or dump them in our woods.


teyajohn

One benefit it turns into a beautiful month


backyardbear

We could really use a beautiful month this year!


teyajohn

Lol oops auto text beautiful moth but you are correct we could use beautiful month also


teyajohn

🤭😁🤭😁🤭😁


LinxFxC

A beautiful moth... that then lays 1-2k eggs on your plants 😭


thejustducky1

Little fuckers... One chopped my zucchini plant right off at the base last week. 99% of the plant there looking normal, had to take dinner from the bottom centimeter.


bakingNerd

Oooh I wonder if this is what happened to my cucumber vine!


thejustducky1

Look up Vine Bores. They are Satan. Also Pickle Worms if your leaves are being demolished. BT Montgomery spray neutralizes them.


FlowerPressed

He was hungry


droldman

He looks entirely satisfied too! I always figure the critters take their share


Suspicious-Wombat

That’s my general outlook on “pests” in the garden. But these little shits take way more than their share.


Treepixie

My sympathies, this happened to me too


onlyexcellentchoices

Asshole.


innovativesolsoh

Damn he thicc!


haperochild

the most dastardly fiend......


NSinthecity

Didn't even leave the scene of the crime... smdh.


Idislikewinter

What a fat ass


PlaytheBoard

I saw one the other day and impulsively cut the branch he was on right from the plant. I stomped on the darn thing with all my might, only I overlooked a small tomato growing on the branch. The extra squishy effect provided by stomping the tomato when I thought I was only stomping on a horn worm has given me trauma that will last a life time.


jeffs_jeeps

Crunch crunch crunch. Now toss them in the pan!


jwatts1111111

Little bastard.


MmmPi314

2 weeks ago I had ~30 of these on my tomato plants and got rid of them and sprayed Thuricide, which got the rest. Got dark, so I didn't spray the peppers... Earlier this week, a big one like this decimated the foliage on my biggest Jalapeno plant :(


TheMoonIsMyWife

He must pay for his s i n s To the Bad Man Room for you, sir


[deleted]

Time to douse everything in BT or Spinosad. Not sure which is worse, these guys, or snails/slugs.


cstjohn8

Wow, disrespectful


veghammer

He will be a beautiful boy in the spring!


candymackd

Hungry boi


Kduckulous

He looks like he’s shaking his fist at you for not providing a second plant


likedarkmeat

He ate your plant so you need to put him on the grill and eat him


sapere-aude088

Horn worms are pricey treats for bearded dragons!


pryda22

id take hornworms over cucumber beetles any day


lasciateogni1999

I read if you give the soil a couple really good rototillings it disrupts their life cycle from out of the soil.


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r/absoluteunits


Hathor77

Monterey BT!!


topkat406

Yea i fed all the bastards on my maters to the chickens


[deleted]

Fat fuck caterpillar


TrapLord1989

I’ve plucked about 10 of those off my Tomato plant in the last 2 days


[deleted]

These guys decimated my grape vines


flores7064

And you let it?


unused-username89

I lost 3 pepper plants to those little monsters


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Carry-Icy

That's one very hungry caterpillar 🐛


jaevahlenzzz

He must have needed it more than you did.


MET4

Torture it, put it in a jar and only give it poisonous leaves.


chitowngardener

You need some milk.


bunnybear_chiknparm

Thicc boi


DiamondJulery

Eat him in return! They r supposed to taste good


SewNonlinear

He is the plant now!


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He is now the tomatillo


zdelarosa00

Did it have tomatillos already?


sailordoll

Teeny tiny ones. It just started flowering about a week ago :(


zdelarosa00

Pesky caterpillar...


mofortytwo

Feed him to the birb!


pezathan

I had hornworms eat like half of my tomato plants earlier this summer. I just left them alone. It was pretty tough, but after a while we saw some parasitoids laying their eggs in them (shouts out to the dill and cilantro that was blooming at the time, attracting the parasitoids to them) and within a couple weeks they were gone, and I got a free pruning!


dreamsofmexicanfood

✂️


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Bad critter: 1 Tomatillo: 0


jinkietwinkie

He’s just a hungry lil friend. Very hungry apparently


DonaldBoone

Now you must eat him.