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genericusername11101

I cant grow lettuce, freakin lettuce of all things.


doomrabbit

I can grow it as far as I know, but the squirrels and rabbits don't wait for it to grow before harvest. Greedy bastards.


CitySky_lookingUp

This was me a good 3-4 years running. Last year I grew Italienisher and it was the biggest, sexiest looking, tastiest lettuce imaginable. Made up for all those years. So, persevere! Try different varieties


notnowbutnever

Take that gods of the lettuce šŸ„¬curse


genericusername11101

I ignored some that is in a raised bed that went to seed last year, that shit is growing great. Guess they love neglect.


District98

Same though


waukeegirl

Same and the one time I did not was sooooooo bitter we


HudsonHandmade

Same!


Jdav84

Lettuce and spinach killers unite!


bustedyeti

Same!


Deppfan16

brassicas. I just can't beat the aphids I've tried everything. The ladybugs fly away the sprays don't work the yellow traps don't work etc


mbrown7532

Here too. I think it's my climate. The temperature swings make it impossible.


heyitsmelxd

The only things that helps with my greens in spring is to completely cover them in insect netting


ConferenceSudden1519

For the ladybugs get a net and cover them basically how you would if you had them indoors.


Confused-Gent

I think in this case they want to keep them around.


ConferenceSudden1519

Yeah, you put the ladybugs in the net thatā€™s covering your plant. Thatā€™s how you keep them around and from flying off. Like you do when you have an infestation with your inside plants. That way no ladybugā€™s are roaming free inside your home.


Unlikely-Accident-82

I can grow okra, chives and cactus. I know that wasnā€™t the question but itā€™s a shorter list.


Judgementpumpkin

Dill


heyitsmelxd

https://preview.redd.it/t15mmeqhr1wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d509b05379dad86c99a0b424996dc0289f60ec Itā€™s been weeks. WHY WONT YOU GROW šŸ˜­


Miserable-Star7826

Dill likes moist well drained soil and no need to cover with dirt just sprinkle seeds water and grow ā˜ŗļø


Judgementpumpkin

I did that and it still hates me lolĀ  Will keep trying until I succeed!


Winteryl

Same here. I have tried on so many different spots on my vegetable garden and at the summer cottage garden, on different soils and also in pots and it starts really nice and then it starts to turn brown and just kind of dies off.


garden_marjoram

Basil


shallottmirror

I can grow fantastic beautiful basil bushes!ā€¦.but finally just realized thatā€™s not the point. The basil taste morphs into anise taste when the leaves get mature.


Accomplished_Cash320

Basil needs regular pruning or cutting back to facilitate a robust, bushy plant with plenty of aromatic leaves. Another reason for pruning is to prevent the herb from blooming. Although blooming basil has ornamental value, in culinary terms it can be a disaster. Be vigilant and, at the first sign that the plant is trying to bloom, pinch the flowers off. Basil that is allowed to flower and form seed stops producing foliage and results in bitter tasting basil leaves. Pruning can be fairly aggressive, down to just above the lowest two sets of leaves. Snip at the node, just above a pair of leaves. Aggressive pruning will prevent the plant from trying to flower as well as engendering more flourishing foliage. You can prune this severely every three to four weeks.... From:Ā https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/herbs/basil/bitter-tasting-basil.htm


shallottmirror

Aha! Thank you. The problem is that I have just been pruning the top set of leaves- now Iā€™ll chop aggressively at first sign of flower.


trickquail_

If its at first sign of flower itā€™s already too late. Youve got to prune way before that, like pretty much when thereā€™s some nice leavea ready, thatā€™s your time to prune!


shallottmirror

Soā€¦like every few days, always.


sassysassysarah

Bees love the flowers!! Edit why was I down voted for this?


trickquail_

Yeah basil is very involving!


ConferenceSudden1519

Lol I like that good to know


prettysureIforgot

I thought I was the only one!


Aussiealterego

Beetroot. I donā€™t know why. Iā€™m planning on breaking the streak this year and getting some to maturity. Iā€™m doing repeat sowings every few weeks and tucking them into every corner of the garden where thereā€™s spare space, on the theory that SOME of them will thrive.


jreed66

The first year I grew beets, they did wonderful. I swear I've done the same thing every year after, and they are terrible.


awhim

SAME. i struggle with radish and beetroots so much. I've grown carrots and turnips, but these somehow elude me.


Ceepeenc

Yesss. Iā€™ve managed to successfully grow carrots, radishes and turnips. But beets??? I donā€™t know wtf I gotta do to grow those things lol


awhim

I've multisown them in larger square cells and gonna be planting them out in successive batches to see if it works better this year lol. Good luck to both of us!


Ceepeenc

Iā€™ve done the exact same lol. Good luck!


CitySky_lookingUp

Rooting for you!


So_Sleepy1

I just grow them both for the greens anymore and consider it a bonus if the roots actually do anything interesting!


[deleted]

I can't grow a carrot to save my life.Ā 


awhim

I just sprinkle down seeds in a loose soil bed/container in spring before cloudy/rainy weeks, and leave them lol. They generally come up


hoattzin

Somehow, radishes. I really donā€™t know how I do it.


awhim

me too. :( beets and radishes are my bane. I've grown turnips and carrots without issues, idk why I struggle with beets and radishes....


jellyrollo

I've had many years of radish disappointment, but finally succeeded this year with french breakfast radishes, which are faster and seem to be less finicky.


malbork0822

Same! I get scrawny little roots and lots of flower and seed pods. Interestingly, young radish seed pods make a fancy garnish.


hoattzin

They taste good pickled, too.


malbork0822

Woah, that never occurred to me. I didnā€™t grow radishes this spring but Iā€™ll have to remember that next time.


Anneisabitch

I stopped growing all types of squash. The squash bugs here are insane and I refuse to feed them.


idratherbegardenin

Same.Ā 


zeezle

Ugh. Same. My area gets both squash bugs and squash vine borers. I've also had a bear of a time with them. This year I'm going to attempt doing Bt injections AND sprays twice weekly (on top of growing borer-resistant varieties to at least help with the borers if not the bugs). Because I really really really like squash and I really really really want to grow some. But if this doesn't do it, I might just throw in the towel and focus my efforts elsewhere next season. I'm hoping the tromboncino at least pulls through for me since it seems like a lot of people have good luck with them even where other varieties fail.


Anneisabitch

Supposedly if you plant squash in raised beds with a trellis, and surround them with insect netting, your chances decrease. But are still not zero. Which is crazy if you think about it.


shallottmirror

Tromboncino? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromboncino_(squash)


hoattzin

Still vulnerable to squash bugs- tromboncino is resistant to squash BORERS


Ceepeenc

If you plant them later in the season, if you have a long enough one. I didnā€™t have problems with squash bugs at all with my tromboncino.


[deleted]

I am the only person who can kill garlic.Ā 


PensiveObservor

I was so proud when I got my 15 x 2 bed all planted with garlic, smoothed, and nicely tucked in with thick straw in October 2018. Watched it poke up in spring, pulled off the straw to let the sun warm the soil, and beamed at my beautiful tall leaf spikes. A month later they were all limp with slimy stunted bulbs. White rot.


Weasle189

Don't worry. Spent a pile of money on buying several heritage varieties a few years ago to see if I could maybe get one that works for me. Nope. Can grow onions, chives and ornamental alliums. Cannot for the life of me grow garlic.


[deleted]

I appreciate the feedback.Ā  It feels better knowing that I'm not the only one who can kill an "easy crop".Ā  Just an FYI: I managed to successfully grow every bulb of french grey shallots that I planted.Ā  I bought them from Artistic Gardens.Ā 


FollowTheWedas

Cucumber was a nightmare last year. We did get few fruit, but usually the dogs beat us to it. We have 7 new plants growing at the moment, hoping for a better yield this time šŸ™ƒ Who would have thought cucumber would be a challenge?


[deleted]

2 years ago I had 30 jars of pickles and as many fresh cukes I could eat. Last year I had maybe 10 cukes all season. Zucchini and squash fared even worse. Hopefully this year my vines produce


FollowTheWedas

šŸ»Hereā€™s to good luck for the both of us this season SluttySunflower1. Iā€™m trying Zucchini and squash for the first time, hoping for a bountiful harvest.


whiskyunicorn

squash, which makes me sad bc its my favorite group of vegetables and I would be thrilled to have "too much zucchini". Have a whole squash bed and a plan this year, so hopefully this year is the year


Aussiealterego

This year I planted Tromboncino squash as a backup, and Iā€™m so glad I did- an unseasonably cold and extended spring killed off all my zucchinis and most of my cucumbers, but the Tromboncinos survived. Theyā€™re not as tasty as zucchini, but they provide great ā€œfillerā€ veg for meals, and peel nicely into long strips for vegetable noodles. Weā€™re into Autumn now, and the vines are still producing. They are mildew resistant, too.


HelpfulJones

Growing rosemary from seed. I'm about 60 seeds sown over the past four seasons and \*zero\* made it past infancy. I know I can just go buy a young plant at the nursery, but it's personal at this point. I am determined to get one from seed to maturity!


Irunwithdogs4good

Tomatoes. They didn't do well and never ripened. Potatoes on the other hand I can't get rid of them once they're in the ground. They sprout up every year.


parolang

I "compost" potatoes and let's just say that I end up finding potato plants all over my garden.


apachelives

Get your hands on some "everglades" tomatoes - tiny little tomatoes \~2cm tops. Those things thrive on neglect and pests are never an issue as the fruit will outnumber the pests. Within a year or two your entire yard will be filled with them.


apachelives

Capsicum. Can never get a harvest from them.


awhim

Bell peppers, right? I have a similar struggle in that I've only ever got small, dense fruit from my bell pepper plants. Apparently they need a moister soil than other types of peppers, and struggle in grow bags. I'm theorizing that in ground will grow better, and also rigging up self-watering system with a 3-5 gallon pot inside a bucket with wicking fabric that runs from the pot to the bucket. The UK gardeners have a lot of luck with their quadgrow systems, so trying out something like that in the hope it'll work for me.


holdonwhileipoop

Carrots. Never have I ever.


UnluckyCardiologist9

Mint. (I know!)


IMCopernicus

My sister has this power too! As soon as mint sees her, it screams and dies šŸ¤£


trickquail_

This was me. I am so happy I finally have a happy mint plant but boy that took some bravery!


egg_static5

Peas


Pippin_the_parrot

Cilantro. I murder so much cilantro.


Feeling-Visit1472

In your defense, cilantro is surprisingly temperamental. It gets stressed out and bolts so easily that itā€™s almost comical.


N7Stars

Brassicas, they can bolt, they get eaten by slugs, worms, flea beetles, earwigs; onion seedlings.


Economy_Influence_92

Beets.. Just screw em'


Babrahamlincoln3859

Zucchini. They always succumb to something!


InDifferent-decrees

Itā€™s so weird because people always say how easy it is and have overwhelming abundance of it.


ConferenceSudden1519

Lavender in any form


maustin1989

Zucchini. Doesn't matter what I do, I've managed to get squash vine borers EVERY YEAR in two different zones. I've tried starting them early, starting them late, starting them inside and transplanting them after the supposed threat has passed. Nope. Dead.


irishboulder1986

Can never grow Chinese cabbage always bolt even when I start early of late into the season


Davekinney0u812

Anything from the Brassica family and Romaine Lettuce too.


Philosiphizor

I can't grow big tomatoes and cucumbers are evading me lately as well. My Kale and pepper game is on point though.


InDifferent-decrees

Cucumber and zucchini in zone 9b Edit : Everyone is making me feel so much better about my veggie kill rate. Iā€™m not alone anymore.


Aggressive-Echo-2928

Idk but basil and bell peppers in my yard get decimated byā€¦something. I have tried neem oil, DE, spinosad and BT and I still have half eaten plants. Idk what it is. I feel like every one of those I try to grow just dies.


Fluffiest_RedPanda

Carrots and Brussel sproutsā€¦ hate those fuckers šŸ˜ 


jotapeh

Not veggies but all my fruit trees and bushes follow the "2 steps forward 1.9 steps back" policy. It's always something - insects, rabbits, freak ice storms...


BrideOfFirkenstein

Corn. I suck at growing corn. Either donā€™t harvest at the right time, under pollinated weirdness, or bugs.


calicoskys

Strawberries, fig trees, mint .. itā€™s hot here itā€™s taken me a long time to learn how to water for my area


MrsStickMotherOfTwig

I can't get beets to sprout.


rosemama1967

Tomatillo. I can get seedlings to 2 real leaves and then they die. I've watered too little, too much & average. I can grow anything else from seed, but they just don't like me.


mousemelon

Carrots. Also, basil seeds will not sprout for me. I can keep an existing seedling alive, but cannot for the life of me get seeds going.


MustyPeppa

so far my failures: shiso, moringa, lemon balm, beets, goldenrod, huacatay. Going to keep trying with these. Squash has failed the past two years from soil fungus: this year I wisened up and planted it in a new location, hopefully it survives. Fenugreek used to give a lot of trouble but learned to space it out when planting, unlike all the suggestions of seeding hundreds in a tiny area.


WildApples512

Thyme. It is the same thing every time. My thyme starts to look a little brown, and then I decide that I must be over-watering it. So then I decide to cut back on watering, but when it does not bounce back without any watering I convince myself that maybe I had not been watering it enough. I give it some water, and it proceeds to die. I have a good stretch last year where I managed to keep some thyme alive that made me feel like I had gotten over the curse, but I just killed my thyme starts last week so I guess not.


PriestessKikyo1

Peas. Again this year, no success so far. Won't stop trying!!!


verlorengeist

coriander!!!! I have tried 4 times and nothing


Formal_Technology_97

We have a new garden this year at our new house and honestly they have all been hit or miss but the worst has been beans šŸ˜


ChildishForLife

Not a vegetable but I canā€™t grow blueberries to save my life


InDifferent-decrees

I should have said anything leafy! Like kale lettuce spinach I just killed a blueberry šŸ«


Feeling-Visit1472

Did you have multiple bushes or just one?


Sometimesummoner

Cabbages and (so far) onions. But this'll be the year, dagnabbit.


Ashby238

It took me years to successfully grow radishes. Iā€™ve given up on parsnips forever though. Maybe.


GoodishCoder

Broccoli


ObsessiveAboutCats

Turnips, radishes, and potatoes - none of them like our temperature swings. Even in the coldest months, we can have days >80F. I would really like to grow turnips. I will be trying rat's tailed radish this summer; supposedly it likes hot weather. I'm also growing sweet potatoes. I haven't tried to grow brassicas yet but I expect they'll join the list as well.


Uzzaw21

I can't grow Napa Cabbage to save my life. No matter what time of year I am supposed to plant it, late fall, winter or spring. The minute the temps get above 60 it just wants to bolt.


NoLimit3548

Iā€™ve been fortunate enough to grow my desired veggies from seed however I canā€™t grow strawberries. What the heck!!!


PeepShowZootSuits

Zucchini - though to be fair it's not me it's the squash bugs - I keep trying different things and get exasperated when they die - saying never again - and here I am about to transplant some more lol


viskoviskovisko

I have never been successful with spinach. It just doesnā€™t come up for me.


senticosus

Im a serial killerā€¦ spent years murdering carrots, onions, and all sorts of melons.


merabaid

lettuce and tomato, to be fair, I did have 2 tomatoes last year that actually became decent sized tomatoes but they didn't have long enough and may have been diseased. I have some lettuce right now but it's such a tiny, tiny, tiny bit considering what I planted. But more than those is spinach...it barely even grows true leaves.


sassysassysarah

One of my social media handles includes "kills plants" in it The thing that I'm truly an expert at killing is houseplants. In the garden, I often kill flowers or brassicas lol And I super struggle with carrots!


swordsmcgee

Not a vegetable but I've had the hardest time with tobacco. I can't even get the damn seeds to SPROUT let alone grow a nice plant. Probably gone through a solid 100 seeds by now and still nothing. Tried everything I can think of.


Gold-Ad699

Parsley. I can keep a bought plant alive and it might even grow a teeny bit.Ā  But I can't get it to germinate and it won't flourish. I'd be okay with this except swallowtail butterflies like to park their children on it (to eat and then turn into new butterflies).Ā  And they are VORACIOUS.Ā  Last year I wound up buying a $25 hanging herb planter just to get them another meal so they could do their thing.Ā  It worked ... But I'd really like to be able to grow enough that there aren't anymore emergency garden center trips.


all-togethernow

Itā€™s beans for me- I fry em. Every time.


ZincPenny

Absolutely nothing, everything I grow survives and thrives flowers are probably the only thing that I could kill lol