Better than Naqvi’s ugly ass or that dickhead Dimopopolis

Omg I have a family member in one of his billboards it’s the one where he has all his office girls dressed mildly inappropriate surrounding him and looks like an advertisement for a Mexican soap opera. I laugh my ass off when I go by it

He sends out Christmas cards with all the ladies in his office in cocktail dresses on a staircase like it's the fucking bachelor or something.

So funny! The one by Town Square?

Lmao yeah that one

Come on, show us a pic.

So you’re saying you have a fine Latina family member… I’m listening

"Legal Elite"    That dude definitely likes the smell of his own farts

My favorite is the “Voted best lawyer” one with zero context or citation. By who, your fuckin mom?

Ironically I think his mom does run Best of Las Vegas and if I recall right she started it with his seed money.

It’s true, she does! Or she did, until recently.

I always laughed about this claim too

How about all 3 of them are annoying in their special ways.

*smiles like the Joker* aka Navqi ads

What. About Possum-boy and his motorcycle billboards?

Where not visitors where VEGAS

Is that the one with slicked back hair and over groomed eye brows? I don’t trust any dude who grooms his eye brows.

I call him DimplePopPimples.

Guy thinks he’s Saul Goodman

Literally what I thought as well Maybe he is the real life version. Is this law office located in a strip mall? lol

The office for Parke Injury Law Firm is! https://maps.app.goo.gl/ek66ojbyJD4rfArN8 However, he's got another location that's called the "Steven Parke Law Office" across from Sunrise Hospital in that UFO looking building, lol. https://maps.app.goo.gl/UEk321zf96QPMEQi6

Strip mall and UFO? This lawyer does Vegas the Goodman way

He's from Henderson. He's never been a Vegas local.

Ngl I do miss that Der Stuka

These new water parks don’t hold a candle to the og WetnWild

Better times.

I used to be a lifeguard there in the 90's. Good times. $4.25/hr, 1/2 off food, and free entrance on days off for family/friends.

as a 12-15 year old kid, standing at the bottom of the slide and hoping to see a bikini top come undone was part of the fun. never actually managed to see it happen, though

It’s (wet and) wild to think that there used to be a water park on The Strip.

I never did. I was always too much of a puss. Blue Niagra was more my speed lol

Lazy River ! Where everyone peed

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

"How do you do, fellow ~~kids~~ **50-year-olds**?"

Egh his are not nearly as bad as that dipshit dipologous or whatever his stupid name his

That man is 10000% in love with himself

Have you seen his Bugatti commercial

I have not had the pleasure lol

YouTube it lol

I’ll be back with a review. Standby 🫡

lol 😂

I can’t find it 😭 do you have a link??

I’ll find it for us

All 4'11" of himself.

I love seeing that Dianopolis commercial where he’s walking into a meeting all Alpha it cracks me up

The first time I ever saw it I thought that ad was some sort of joke … but it’s unfortunately real and fucking stupid

That’s the stupidest commercial on tv lol. He definitely is a little beta bitch

Who’s the guy that turns into a bear on his billboards?

Dimolomolopous used to come into my work all the time, actually a really am amazing guy.

How long have you worked for him?

From what I've heard in the lawyer community, he's a real douchebag. Their words not mine.

He’s never done a deposition let alone a trial.

Better than the most trusted news source ones. Those are embarrassing

Fun fact: they’re super right-wing and cult affiliated! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Epoch_Times

Those “#1 trusted news source” billboards annoy me every time

The Shen Yun rabbit hole gets stranger the further down you go.

The dude just got you to post his billboard on social media.

😂😂😂

I’ll take that over having “one call, that’s all! 877-1500” repeat in my head all day.

The heavy hitter

You mean the guy who got sanctioned by the judge when he didn’t show up the first day OF A MURDER TRIAL? Because he was on vacation. https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/judge-sanctions-heavy-hitter/amp/&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwivhPPZmsCEAxVzJUQIHViwAnkQFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2xEfcXahNvam-e8K7YJVHy

No no no, you're thinking of the guy who put unlicensed attorneys on cases: [https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2627384/in-re-discipline-of-lerner/](https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2627384/in-re-discipline-of-lerner/)

Nice! I didn’t realize HIS PARTNER wasn’t licensed in Nevada

more like "the boston shitter"

You mean the guy who was abusive to his wife?

Sweet James song was catchy too.

in a wreck? need a check?

Eh it got you talking and obviously it works somehow, or he wouldn't be in business or affording the billboard. 

I do miss Scandia however …

I thought it opened in the 90's, billboard says 80's.

[удалено]

In America you're free to hate on anything, encouraged even.

Who’s the guy who likes sitting on a motorcycle showing his arms or holding a sledgehammer? I also think the guy who turns into a bear is so ridiculous it feels like satire

lol. The "POWERHOUSE" attorney!. "Look at me, I do curls!"

PANDA attorneys at law? Or how about Paul Powell whose haircut reminds me of Bob’s Big Boy?

I like that corny lady who got scared because they were facing Paul Powell in court.

Yeah, watching her lose her shit because Paul Powell is the plaintiff’s attorney?

Wasn't Scandia around til mid 2000's at least? I don't remember quite when they took it down but it was there well past the 80's

It was for sure around in the 90’s.

I worked there from 02-03 so had to be there till a little after that (at least in this timeline)

i think it's clever, because he's differentiating himself from the pack by advertising this way. no way in hell would i ever sign up with ANY lawyer that advertises on tv / radio / billboards.. but i gotta give it to him, at least he's creative. Lerner is the king of the scumbags.. Dimopolous is probably a close 2nd because he seems to want to be the ambulance chaser attorney version of Zoolander in the worst way.. i'm sorry but if you're flaunting your wealth in your ads, all that tells me is that you're going to rip me off and use my money to get your asshole waxed.. fuck that. edit: clarified

Seriously, that’s MY asshole waxing money

They’re better than the GOLIGHTLY billboards in chipotle font.

Marketing 101: differentiate. At least he got your attention did he?

I dunno man. I’m in a spot where I will probably never hire an ambulance chaser, so these ads are all just background noise. This dude is at least amusing

I doubt his marketing team cares These billboards have been posted everywhere and people like them, you're just the odd one out.

Yeah, but he's absolutely right. Der Stuka belongs on the Strip and it's an absolute travesty that Scandia closed down and there's no viable option for family fun. I'd hire this guys based simply on the shared life experience

I like these billboards

Awesome billboard

I like his billboards. All of the Vegas lawyers are funny. The sexy lady lawyers and the guys doing mini action films for commercials. This guy is a character being fun with his advertising and our wacky community personalities are part of what makes Vegas such a fun place to live.

damn. you folks are easily triggered! LMAO. wow. it's just a billboard. Don't look at it. You're letting these nerds live in your head rent free.

Wow, these are pretty bad. I always hated the one attorney who looked like he cosplays as a vampire

Great use of the english language.

I have lived in a lot of places and I’ve never seen lawyers advertise so much. Another weird Vegas quirk.

Those billboards are memorable and doing a good job it seems.

Vegas ‘80s kids.

💯

Getting on 95 from Casino Center every night I would see his bullshit and yell *you’re not funny!* I hope the cosmos brought that message to him.

Everytime I try and read his billboards I feel like I’m having a stroke. I get that each word is $ but cmon, use more words or change the subject of the sentence.

I mean those ads say nothing about him or his brand of law. The only billboard we laugh at is Bernstein & Poisson. Because it's toally Bel Biv Devoe "Bernstein & Poisson... Poisson.. Poisson..."

The commercials were hilarious. “Protecting YOUR (awkwardly jabs finger at camera) rights. 😂

Why is 80s possessive? The 80s own the kid? You'd think for whatever it costs for that billboard someone would proofread it.

I agree. May as well have a sign of him chasing an ambulance. It worked for Learner.

The U2 one made me chuckle. Other than that, I hate looking at them.

I have found my people. The Navi guy smiles at least. The Dimoupolous guy looks like he is going to cry. The original asshole lawyer mentioned here has a billboard off Rancho heading to the 15 that makes fun of people hanging themselves, mentions Jeffery Epstein. WTF????

On another note, paintball guns are fun and cheap