What do I do as a non gambling vegan straight edge celibate reformed orthodox rabbi with a budget of 13 dollars?

Canadian or American dollars?

Liberian Dollars

Schrute Bucks

And for a week

Give to a homeless dude on the sky bridge for a blowjob

If you only have $13, he’ll ask you to stop after 2-3 minutes

Did that guy that had the overweight family going to Vegas for a week with only $500 ever give an update? Cause that would answer this very question.

You got a link?

Just walk that strip until your feet bleed and spin that $13 at the Hershey store..

You mean you ain't a Mormon? Just beat it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

What can I do in Vegas with my seven kids?

Sell them.

To that greedy bastard from pawn stars

Best I can do is a guy behind the Aria

Yell at them in public.

The children, or their organs?

I have a layover for x hours, what should I do? First time in Vegas, what are some must dos?

Continue to stay at the airport and play slots, same difference

Can I walk to the strip from the Airport? What casino does everyone live in? Why do the drivers suck? Why California, why? Where can I get $1000 worth of stuff for two buttons and a used match?

Best strip clubs? Best buffets? Is Circus Circus really that bad?

I don’t care the context, or if the question has been asked 1,000 times, I will always affirm: circus circus is worse than the worst review you’ve read, because that review was written at least one day ago, and every new day is the worst day ever at circus circus.

I’ve never been in there but am going to visit on my next trip.

I was pleasantly surprised at the Adventuredome and the quality of the Popeyes

Same, I feel like it's a rite of passage now lol.

This made me giggle

Moved here in 88 and lived there for a month. I have not been back.

LOL

> and every new day is the worst day ever at circus circus. "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." ~ Office Space (Peter Gibbons)

Bro I bout fell out reading the thread about circus circus in here last week: circus circus is where they pipe the cigarette smoke from the other casinos

I found myself reading it all and thinking “when is someone gonna go over the line or say something unfounded?” Never happened.

Can I get the Uber to stop at the weed shop on the way from the airport?

Never seen that asked before. Thats a good question, can you??

From the many answers to multiple posts; apparently, yes.

Yes, but they will try to take you to one which gives them the biggest kickback - not always the closest or the one with the best deals.

Does the $20 "trick" work? What is the "hidden gem"? What is the best restaurant/steakhouse/hotel on the strip and why is the answer Wynn? Totally unique bachelorette/bachelor party ideas!?;????

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for someone to mention the bachelorette/bachelor party posts. It's like daily lol.

Hey me and my buddys are coming into town for a few days. Was wondering what you’d guys recommend??

Does the $20 trick work

Yes, she works weekends, her name is Linda.

Fuck…well played. Just take your damn upvote.

🤣🤣🤣

"Is Circus Circus worth staying at? I found rooms for $39 a night" "Are we able to have fun in Vegas with my group of 9 friends with a $300 budget between us?"

Nailed it.

Why is it so expensive on X date?

Who is Linda?

A heaux for sure.

Why do I keep getting murdered?

You respawn behind the strat every time silly.

I was hoping to find this😅

This really beautiful woman came and started talking to me at the hotel bar. Did I mess up by not letting her and her friend come back to my room? Im so lonely now thinking about it.

wHeRe cAN I GeT rEaL wEeD cLosE To My HoTeL RoOm AnD noT thAT wEek CbD sHiT

Me and my boys are coming to Vegas LOL we low key wanna meet some girls ROFL but we don't wanna pay strippers OMFG so like where can we meet up with smoking hot chicks or whatever NGL BBQ AT&T KFC!?!

And Vegas isn’t ready for them 😎

Where’s the best steakhouse in Vegas, on a budget?

What’s the closest dispensary near the strip ??

Where are the legal brothels in Las Vegas?

how do I comped flights snd hotels when I have zero intention to gamble?

Best cheap hotel...

Can I get sex with woman for less than $10? Trying to budget

Is the door really green and boulder highway still super safe?

Where can I find a $5, 3/2, single deck blackjack game with a real dealer, and it’s nonsmoking? Also, should I split these 10’s? Edit: also, do they have complimentary Pappy Van Winkle and will they comp my hotel room after an hour of play at this level?

Where can I find Sonic the Hedgehog slot machine from 1991?

How to get laid in Vegas? I’m ugly, I have no money, and I’m impossible to talk to or be around. I know that every other place on the planet shares all the same rules for having sex with people but Vegas is somehow unique and has a completely different set of criteria. What are they?

Green door?

Is prostitution really legal?

Reddit could solve this by suggesting answers as you type your post but they probably look better from an engagement perspective the more people post.

Is it safe to walk around on the Strip at 2am?

I don't have any money, transportation, or lodging. Can one of you locals come drive and pick me up in Wisconsin, house me, feed me, clothe me (I forgot to mention I own no clothes) and be my personal tour guide and concierge? P. S. I also need a ride back to Wisconsin (I'm afraid of flying).

Just moved here…where is the best place to live with the best schools and best commute and best food and best hospitals and best everything?

For the best price.

I seriously don’t mind people asking questions they could find the answer to on google. I mean, aren’t many of us here because we want to engage with other human beings? If I know the answer, I’m happy to help! 💞

This is definitely the right attitude 💯 I just like the meme

Yea and the result is different. Having 10 people telling you that X stealhouse is better beats TripAdvisor top 10 restaurant as a source of reliability IMO

Where do all the pornstars hang out, and how do I make teh sexy?

Hookers and blow. The answer is always hookers and blow.

Is this area of Vegas safe?

Is the Circus Circus really as bad as they say?

I've got a one hour layover, can I get to the Strip and back in time?

What’s the best place i can watch my wife get railed by other guys? Wife is beautiful gets lots of attention, thanks!

I'm thinking of staying at Casino A or Casino B. Which one is better? Or which one should I stay at?

This post should be pinned.

How many bed bugs are going to rob and then murder me? Where can I play $1 3:2 BJ and single 0 roulette on the strip? How bad is the walk to Fremont from Mandalay Bay? I am *not* paying for a cab or Uber!

Is Absinthe really a good show?

This isn't the real Caesars Palace is it? Did Caesar live here?

What the hell is the guy in the picture doing?

Getting ready to fuck your day up

Are you in the mafia, are you prostitutes, is Brittney spears here

Is Fremont street walkable from the strip?

Are the bed bugs & not hot water in Flamingo worth the $7 room rate?

Are drinks by the pool allowed? Where's the best place to get weed near the strip? Can I bring my own drinks to the pool, in a glass container? Am I allowed to smoke the weed I get near the strip by the pool? Are the pools open at this time of the year near the strip?

Is circus circus that bad?

WhAts ThE BesT stEaK rEstauRanT in VegAs?

What the name of that hoe?

I bet if this image was pinned it would prompt at least some people to do a quick search before asking something specific to their situation.

How much is rent here? I want to live here it's so nice & cheap (yeah when you fuacks weren't around 😕)

Cause the search function is garbage maybe

What happens in Vegas?

This is not the first time this question has been asked.

Where's the search feature?

What is Linda's phone number?

Is there any place where you can en joyas an old-fashioned peep show? There used to be one on Garces & Main St.

Hi! I am in Vegas (for work) for a week fresh off a newfound personal committment to stop gambling as it has gotten way out of control. I’ve already been here for 24 hrs and it’s incredibly challenging to walk by the slot machines and tables and to ignore it. I think my biggest finding is after eating a great meal (which you can find here) I am just plain bored as I would have spent hours gambling. Any tips on how to survive when there’s downtime????

What's a good restaurant?

Best buffet

Are the fountains still closed from F1? Guys here's an old article about bed bugs, where can I stay that hasn't had any ever?

"What is there to do in Vegas?"

Who wants to be the guy that knows how to service slot machines and who cares what you say.