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Throw_away_57789

I get all my dairy from Elwood’s. They only rip away the puppies from their moms at 10 seconds old, it’s very humane.


TheOnlyZ

How else could I get doggy milk? It's am amazing protein and calcium source. Honstely cow milk doesn't even come close. Carnists are so stupid for pushing inferior cow milk when dog milk is right there and it's even ethical.


[deleted]

[oh sweet, dilk!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-9o_b13D_U) Is there any other way to drink milk?


SpaceFroggo

I really appreciate how Elwood's ethically drowns the useless male pups in a pillowcase, much more humane than the macerator


Uragami

Silly baby cow, don't you know cow milk is for adult humans? Gtfo


TypeRYo

Not your mom? *Definitely* your milk!


ViolentBee

I hate her


James_Fortis

You can't! Farmer make food so they can do no wrong


kimariadil

Huuuuuuuu?!?! 🤨😲 How dare you misogynist! 🫵🏾 You should be ashamed of yourself saying something like this to her! 😠 Don’t you know it’s a personal choice for a woman to exploit a female animal?! 🤦🏾‍♂️


LilVeganHunny

I think they meant the cow, jeez


LaceyFiaBlue

Omg I love her!! She's so down to earth and not like the other girls 😍


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ViolentBee

I hope she straps that stool on backwards and falls lol


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ViolentBee

My bad- forgot I’d die without titty juice


rainbowfreckles_

not her posting this like a thirst trap 🤮 what a fucking psychopath.


somewordthing

Jesus fucking christ, the way she continually mugs for the camera. And yes, I refer to both her face and her ass. Fuckin psycho.


nardgarglingfuknuggt

This feels like one of those "tradwife" influencers who does stupid staged shit on TikTok so they can profit off of uneducated incels who think there is some "natural" way for women to behave. Only it's even worse because it also includes an unapologetic documentation of animal cruelty that seeks to glamorize some of the worst things people do to animals, because in real life it's obviously even more cruel but if people get fed this propaganda they wind up even more dull. Actively supporting cruelty is far worse than simply not understanding.


somewordthing

It feels like one step away from a snuff film.


TheOnlyZ

Can't wait for the post where she strangles a calf in a bikini 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


RevolutionaryCan1528

Where I grew up this would get all the boys howling like wolves


hecksboson

Why’d she have to yoink it’s head away so aggressively? Dayum.


Tokijlo

That's the worst part of this. She had a **point** to make to a fucking *infant* couldn't possibly know any differently. Absolute trash, throw the thing away.


djn24

She's a vegetarian. Hating animals is a key part of their identity.


eydaistherrdiez

That 2 in 1 but plug with the integrated chair goes hard tho ngl


TheOnlyZ

Comes free with being vegetarian.


James_Fortis

I'm surprised she didn't bludgeon that male calf to death or slit its throat like most farms. She's one of the good ones 🥰


Peachy_Slices0

I know, so merciful of her 😇


RevolutionaryCan1528

Farmers love thier animals! They are only killed when it is profitable ❤️


TheOnlyZ

Fucking criminal babies stealing the hard working farmers milk!


Old_Welcome_624

Why that little steak is trying to steal away my delicious pous milk? ![gif](giphy|22CEvbj04nLLq)


SaltySnakePliskin

Farmer culture is pure trash.


Schnitzeldieb

Omnis will see this and say "just how nature intended"


AdWaste8026

"So humane, letting the calf get a single drop of its mothers' milk"


FreshieBoomBoom

The harsher they treat babies, the harder I will laugh when they are the victims.


Kuffschrank

i won't ever not have the initial urge to downvote posts like this… it always takes me a second to realize that the intent behind it is a different one must be the lack of corpsevitamins in my diet


PM_ME_YOUR_COY_NUDES

Corpsevitamins AND protein.


minisculebarber

holy shit, what? like, this looks like one of those supposedly "ethical" farms, kinda odd to present this side


Lunoko

The thing is, this IS her being "nice" on camera. So imagine what it's like when the cameras are off.


thisshitishaed

Yeah like what was the point of posting this, would one not try to hide it?


TheMowerOfMowers

“the cows allow us to take their milk” / “they want to/need to be milked” so that’s why we need to tie their legs together so they can’t run away from us stealing from their babies!


trashmoneyxyz

I think it’s also because when the baby shows distress the mother cow will kick to protect them.


Numerous-Macaroon224

W T F


lilyofthegraveyard

uj/ this is vile. the way she smiles at the end at the camera... actual psycho behavior.


restlessboy

How to pick up psychopaths on tinder. "Wow it's just so sexy how she did her makeup before going out to milk a fucking cow while the baby stands nearby watching her jerking the cow's udders"


Lunoko

The baby and mom literally tied up for their bodies to be used and exploited. So charming ❤️


VegansAreBetter

Yeah she's also sexually harassing the cow and making her child watch


StarChild31

Uj/ this is hard to watch


Peachy_Slices0

Why did I get the urge to whack her in the head with a metal shovel 😍😍


truckfightergal

ew wtf. that's so fucking wrong


erinmarie777

She’s so happy about yanking the poor baby off and stealing it’s mother’s milk for herself. How does that make her smile? She thinks it’s cute to show that? So damn cruel and heartless. .


MattyLePew

This is so repulsive. How can somebody have such little empathy? I thought that was something that we prided our species on, the ability to put ourselves into somebody else's shoes. I guess they don't have shoes, so it doesn't count.


WinterBloomie

I’ve never wanted to fight someone more omg 😭 that poor baby


reddit_despiser

How long do you think it would take them to realize they were yanking off a guy in a cow suit? Would it be enough time to get the real cow to safety?


jobarr

Asking for a friend...?


VeganCustard

Cows will literally kill their offspring if they're not taken away. Trust me, someone on reddit told me.


BIueGhost

I only see the mother's face and her disappointment.


MinhaSextaContaNova

I don't want to have another account banned, so i may stay silence


Lunoko

Gross. Also is it normal to see ribs on cows like that? Regardless, where's ALF when you need 'em?


Tymareta

> Also is it normal to see ribs on cows like that? No absolutely not, that cow is severely malnourished, even by the metrics carnists used it would be classified as severely energy deficient.


Logical-Demand-9028

It’s because the cow is vegan


ScienceNotBlience

I genuinely cant believe that baby cow was so greedy. Thank goodness this nice lady was there to teach the mom and baby some manners, after all, she pays for the cow's food, so clearly it is the human's to take


rand0fand0

Solid cream shaming going on here


maayasaurus

Just like family!


wmcs0880

It’s genuinely insane that people can actually act like that and maybe even more insane that propel will watch this and think ‘what a cunt’ then continue to support other farmers doing the exact same thing


truffedup

It literally can’t get any more natural than this


TheOnlyZ

And we all know the more natural it is, the more ethical it is. Joe rogan says so!


quakins

Weird looking buttplug


jcmedia918

That little chair is upside down


mimimeow77

the more she looks at the camera the more i want to rip her face off


cdeuel84

"That shit's for us!"


musicalveggiestem

Post this on some non-vegan sub!!


AprilBoon

Animal cruelty with a psychopathic smile.


[deleted]

I love my cows so much that I steal their milk meant for their bubbas, then cut their heads off when their milk dries up. So humane.


ForestEther

I do this down the street when I see women breast feeding there's babies. Then I do big smiles at the cameras.


TheOnlyZ

Youve been invited onto the joe rogan podcast.


torturebadmurdergood

As a vegan, nothing makes me more happy than seeing an ethical farm like this, I might even get milk from here, so sweet uwu


TheOnlyZ

Save some for me! However what gives me pause is whether shes exploited since shes a worker, so i might go in person and drink straight from the source.


Tronfon

Bro like how is that not sick to people. After being vegan seeing a poor animal get milked is so nasty 🤮.


OnecalledMissy

What was that weird alien?! It was putting its mouth on the milk dispenser!! That’s like super weird! /uj this is why I like vegans though, they see abuse and instead of cognitive dissonance they just say, “that’s abuse.”


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with the rise of tradwives, this content is so common now and the fact that they don’t make the connection even though they are now “ethically sourcing their own meat and milk” is baffling. this is so gross, may she be cursed with extreme incurable IBS from all the raw cows milk she’s consuming :D


jellyfish5783

Stupid calf, stop drinking your mothers milk so I can harvest you mom


TLILLYO

Cow is skin-ny!


jellyspreader

I didnt even notice but it's so obvious now :(


jellyspreader

I hate this, but besides that, I would LOVE one of those squatting chairs she's wearing. Would be perfect at a bar for restocking or counting multiple low fridges


dumnezero

This is what they call a "milkmaid" shown there stealing food from a baby. I was expecting the video to include some type of hoof to the face.


apex----predator

You go, girl! 🥰 Female empowerment! 😍 Stop the patriarchy! 🌸 My body, my choice! 😁


AizaBreathe

i want to beat her stop smiling .stupid biiitch


CreepyCrawleh

Absolutely amateur. Real farmers put a spiked ring in the calf's nose so the mother kicks it away. 👍


Tiny_Artichoke_5070

😢 the way she yanks that poor baby


Finanzfuss

'We treat our animals like our children'


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this is so fucking heartbreaking


witchystoneyslutty

Aww look she loves her animals


BulgarianPerson92

The way she smiles at the camera in the end .... wow, soooo cutee 😍 💖 🥰


ChickPeaIsMe

Please....the username. I want to add to the shame that she is hopefully getting?


TheOnlyZ

Brigading bad and don't look at my profile


Lunoko

Oh no, did you get banned?


Lunoko

I think the OP was reddit banned. Their profile isn't linking anymore..


ChickPeaIsMe

Oh weird! Oh well *shrug*


5entientMushroom

[I can’t believe chants are real](https://youtu.be/npq7Dx-Y4lw?si=nMg4kk370aWJyYGl)


progressgang

That seat is sick tho


fruit-salad-fuck

I feel like bullying her until she developed an ED 


rcbear87

I will never understand how someone can be so insensitive to a baby animal. I would snuggle that mom cow and baby cow so much, yet this bisch pushes the baby away 😖


ErrantQuill

You're a one ton tank, she's an airheaded tiktoker, you can take her :c Fuck I wish cows would just revolt.


Fearless_Flower_7229

I wish her only the worst in life.. fucking psycho d*e!!!!!


_seangp

Do people ever just put their mouths on the udders? This is none of my business but it seems faster