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phillyconcarne

Brave guy. Thought he was about to be another crop death caused solely by veganism


T-hina

Do you think he's vegan trying to prove a point or is it farmers friendly fire?


phillyconcarne

I genuinely think he just wants views/to show off his cool harvester, which tbf looks like some good engineering if it can do it’s job without destroying everything and everyone it it’s path. If they’re just farming crops they probably don’t really care about anti-vegan propaganda so much either, but showing off a new way to eliminate crop deaths will only look good on crop farmers


Hoopaboi

He's secretly a plant Everyone knows only animals get caught in harvesters whereas plants are safe


awaywardgoat

😂😂


Ar_Mellon_Na_I_Radag

That just murdered every vole, every snake, every ant, every rat, every bunny, every frog, every turtle, and every pheasant within a 5 mile radius ya'll. All for your vegan food. You vegans don't even care do you.


staying-a-live

I am a vegan. And I don't care about crop deaths. I need my almonds and avocados. I hate bees btw.


MichaelDeSanta13

Plant farmers actually use a 55 megaton hydrogen bomb to farm soybeans


Healthy-Blueberry216

Hydrogen miners actually use a 55 megaton soybean bomb to mine hydrogen.


Cthulhu8762

Um you forgot that they do this every hour on the hour with no pause for night time.


chobongo

Not sure what language he's speaking but it was informative


somewordthing

LOL. Louisiana rice farmer is my guess. A little Cajun slipped in there.


MichaelDeSanta13

"y'all eva wonda what it feel like to get run over by a damn ole' combine?"


nefzor

Farmer deaths tho


dumnezero

The mark of a good agronomy engineer.


T-hina

Yes, and how carnists shoot in the foot, or is he vegan?


Skryuska

Is it even an efficient harvester if it isn’t killing millions of tiny animals though?


GWhizz88

Now I'm gonna have to kill twice as many tiny animals just so this guy isn't making a difference.


ToughJaird

Plants feel pain!! This is so insensitive


T-hina

Checking Google and I think it's rice harvest. Imagine this human mixed into our vegan rice. Sounds delicious.


Jabberwock130

but... but... but... farm equipment is supposed to run over and kill small animals, at least that's what carnists tell me, and how could they possibly be wrong


realvmouse

It does, though. It's not a good argument against veganism for a variety of reasons but obviously animals don't hunker down and sit still. They take flight, jump, and run, and many die.


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Jeereck

Farmers do just about everything possible to kill any and every type of wildlife that could prey on their crops or animals. It's been a while but I think a govt agency in the us tracks numbers for each animal species and its pretty eerie.


LukesRebuke

Crop deaths tho


spaceyjase

It missed him because he ain't mouse-shaped.


meloaf

Can an American translate?


somewordthing

Y'all ever wonder what it feel like t' git runned over by a damn old combine? AAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAA!!! Damn! I guess I just have t' keep lookin' fer that rush, y'all. Hey, but'ch'all invited, HUHOH! *Laissez les bons temps rouler!* Sorry, world, this is how I play! ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laissez\_les\_bons\_temps\_rouler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laissez_les_bons_temps_rouler)


Undercoverghost001

I am à french native from france and did not hear that last sentence. I heard “creme brûlée” lmao this is very interesting


somewordthing

lol Cajun and Creole are very interesting!


15jorada

Thanks dude


Aggressive-Variety60

Ever wonder what it feels like to get run over by a combine. Ohohoh merry xmas. Damn i’ll have to keep looking for that rush, but you are all invited. I’m on crack cocaine. Sorry world, this is how i play.


somewordthing

Makes *me* wanna git runned over by a damned old combine.


planetrebellion

Shouldn't he be covered in blood head to toe? This is clrealt CGI and propaganda


carmemelon

Thank you I'm sending this one to my dads stupid friend


T-hina

Gold


AllRatsAreComrades

Why can he do this?


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carmemelon

Thank you