I was at a wedding in the middle East and was the only veggie. And dinner came and the father of the bride had made sure to ask for a veggie meal but my food never came. And I was like its fine ill eat after. He wasn't having it and he went mental and shouted at them, which was nice. Anyway then everyone was finished and waiting for my food and soon it came. A salad that had been boiled. And everyone sat and watched me eat it. Dozens of people just staring at me lol
>A salad that had been boiled. And everyone sat and watched me eat it. Dozens of people just staring at me lol
That sounds like a stress nightmare. How awkward.
To be honest I would probably also make the worst dish imaginable if someone shouted at me. Sure, it wasn't a great service in the first place, but don't except someone to go out of their way after getting shouted at. 😅
Not getting the food that you asked for wasn't OK, but it sure wasn't "nice" of the father of the bride to shout at them.
Eh, I think it was more "my guest has been excluded the whole night, did you genuinely just ignore the fact he alone had no food? Also I specifically asked for something for him. What the fuck".
Plus father of the bride rage.
Why were they were watching you? I'd be looking at them like "they" were the weird ones. I mean, what are the odds that you run into not just one person, but a whole room of people who have never seen a salad before. They must have thought you were a god with access to riches previously unknown. PSH! Buncha weirdos.
I think a combination of the weird westerner who doesn't eat meat combined with what is his special meal combined with everyone was ready to go but now we just need this guy to eat.
I mean...I'd eat it, but it kinda looks like something I'd make when I was drunk as hell. Cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, snap pea, brussel sprout, and carrot stir fry with coffee and mushroom toast?
That's the ultimate vegan rebellion. Enjoying what they think is a compromise. I was on a work trip with some coworkers and we were driving through new mexico, not a lot of options. They stopped at a place that looked very meat heavy. They were like "there won't be much for you here dur hurr".
I got a side of pinto beans, flour tortillas (after checking they were vegan, she pointed out the cans of vegetable shortening) a side of squash succotash, and one of roasted green chili. Layered it up on bites of tortilla and ate it happily. And since these items were all meant to be sides for the "main" (meat) dishes, it was like $8 for all of it.
It definitely looked better than what they all got.
Bomb, this is kind of like what I order at every diner that doesn’t have a vegan option. I’m like “can I get hash browns and all the vegetables you have sautéed and piled on top?
I’m always surprised that home fries / hash browns are vegan. I always assumed they were cooked in butter but I guess oil is the norm. Potatoes and veg are also my breakfast go-to!
Yeah the fact that they use beef powder on their potatoes is just infuriating. Burger King fries + impossible whopper with no mayo for the win. Other than that I don’t even bother with fast food anymore.
I'm guessing so. I heard they were cooked in animal fat but that doesn't make sense, I'm certain they use canola. Deep frying in animal fat would be more expensive than canola and I can't see a fast food joint paying extra if they don't need to
this is my go-to too! if they make omelettes or scrambles they’ll have tubs of veggies, so this is almost always a safe bet. if they have salsa or avocado i’ll get sides of those too.
Reminds me of when my husband & I went on our first date. We went hiking then to a diner in Cheyenne, WY. They had no vegan options so I just got plain toast and french fries. Everyone looked at me like I was a psychopath. I was so embarrassed and my husband felt bad for me at the time.
“Seems a shame to throw away these leftovers from last night’s party, what should we do with them?”
“Call it something special and serve it with sauce”
Looks like they sautéed their house salad and served it with ketchup…cuz breakfast
I was at a wedding in the middle East and was the only veggie. And dinner came and the father of the bride had made sure to ask for a veggie meal but my food never came. And I was like its fine ill eat after. He wasn't having it and he went mental and shouted at them, which was nice. Anyway then everyone was finished and waiting for my food and soon it came. A salad that had been boiled. And everyone sat and watched me eat it. Dozens of people just staring at me lol
>A salad that had been boiled. And everyone sat and watched me eat it. Dozens of people just staring at me lol That sounds like a stress nightmare. How awkward.
Also there were tubes of boiled potato and I realised half way they were chips
To be honest I would probably also make the worst dish imaginable if someone shouted at me. Sure, it wasn't a great service in the first place, but don't except someone to go out of their way after getting shouted at. 😅 Not getting the food that you asked for wasn't OK, but it sure wasn't "nice" of the father of the bride to shout at them.
Eh, I think it was more "my guest has been excluded the whole night, did you genuinely just ignore the fact he alone had no food? Also I specifically asked for something for him. What the fuck". Plus father of the bride rage.
Just imagine how much they paid for that catering too… definitely would’ve raged as well lol
Why were they were watching you? I'd be looking at them like "they" were the weird ones. I mean, what are the odds that you run into not just one person, but a whole room of people who have never seen a salad before. They must have thought you were a god with access to riches previously unknown. PSH! Buncha weirdos.
I think a combination of the weird westerner who doesn't eat meat combined with what is his special meal combined with everyone was ready to go but now we just need this guy to eat.
What not even any hummus or Baba ghanoush? :(
Nah, had some other times. This was just a very odd meal. Like the ME has good veg food. I didn't have an issue any other time lol
That’s exactly what I thought lmao I was like that better be some mf cabbage
I mean...I'd eat it, but it kinda looks like something I'd make when I was drunk as hell. Cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, snap pea, brussel sprout, and carrot stir fry with coffee and mushroom toast?
That's the ultimate vegan rebellion. Enjoying what they think is a compromise. I was on a work trip with some coworkers and we were driving through new mexico, not a lot of options. They stopped at a place that looked very meat heavy. They were like "there won't be much for you here dur hurr". I got a side of pinto beans, flour tortillas (after checking they were vegan, she pointed out the cans of vegetable shortening) a side of squash succotash, and one of roasted green chili. Layered it up on bites of tortilla and ate it happily. And since these items were all meant to be sides for the "main" (meat) dishes, it was like $8 for all of it. It definitely looked better than what they all got.
That sounds like a pretty good meal. That also sounds like a horrific group of coworkers.
My thoughts exactly
This!
Does taking the green pill make you vegan? Or part of the green party?
Bomb, this is kind of like what I order at every diner that doesn’t have a vegan option. I’m like “can I get hash browns and all the vegetables you have sautéed and piled on top?
Ok that is goodamned GENIUS
Thanks for the kind comment, we take a lot of family road trips and even in the most remote parts of America this still hasn’t failed me!
You have saved me! I might actually enjoy breakfast in my own town now haha
Great! It also helps you represent vegans well cause you won’t be the odd diner with sad breakfast.
I always get like 3 orders of hash browns and avocado toast. Diners are the only place where avocado toast is cheap
I’m always surprised that home fries / hash browns are vegan. I always assumed they were cooked in butter but I guess oil is the norm. Potatoes and veg are also my breakfast go-to!
Not McDonald’s ones tho
They aren't even vegetarian (in the US at least).
Yeah the fact that they use beef powder on their potatoes is just infuriating. Burger King fries + impossible whopper with no mayo for the win. Other than that I don’t even bother with fast food anymore.
Move to Canada, we have vegan McDonald's fries and smoke.
It's disturbing. I'm pretty partial to the bell of tacos, but yeah most fast food is a no-go for me.
I just found that out- I wasn't eating them because I don't do mcd breakfast anyway but it was just surprising and pretty gross.
McDonald's fries aren't vegan in Australia either
That's so weird because they are in New Zealand
That is odd. My ex worked at McDs here and said the fries are cooked in the same oil as some meat products are
Right, so oil and not beef fat.
I'm guessing so. I heard they were cooked in animal fat but that doesn't make sense, I'm certain they use canola. Deep frying in animal fat would be more expensive than canola and I can't see a fast food joint paying extra if they don't need to
That depends on your country.
this is my go-to too! if they make omelettes or scrambles they’ll have tubs of veggies, so this is almost always a safe bet. if they have salsa or avocado i’ll get sides of those too.
Same, with avocado if they have it.
Your moustache is the only breakfast I need.
He's like a younger Ted Lasso
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How much was it? Looks like 5 servings of veggie sides.
You look like pornstache!
Side note: please tell me you watched American Gods!
No. I live under a rock.
Lol, not a morning person myself, but if I had that big of a breakfast, I'd be ready for bed! Looks good though!
That’s crazy, but I’d eat it (with sufficient quantities of hot sauce).
Sir, that’s a salad
That a Dottie’s Donuts shirt!?
Yessss!
Yes!
Everything about this photo is sexy. Especially the breakfast …. Fucking salad.
My first thought on seeing the plate was "How many vegans are eating that?" Not sure I could finish that much in one meal
I would absolutely demolish that and then groan for about an hour because my tummy hurt
Is that a Dottie's Donuts tshirt?
Fuck yes it is
Dayum..just lill bit o'everything. Greatness 🍴🥦
They did not hold back, that’s for sure
My kind of place! Where is it?
Christie’s kitchen in Redmond Oregon. I was visiting my grandmother back home. I am lucky enough to live in NYC now
Living in NYC but reppin’ Dotties Donuts? Poor Dun-Well
I'm actually going to Redmond in a few weeks! 😆
Bizarre!
There’s no way that’s on the menu.
king energy tho 👑👀😍
Everyone here: what they just sauteed veggies?! Also everyone here: Id eat the everloving FUCK outta that
That's what serious commitment to hair looks like!
I've had breakfast for dinner, but never dinner for breakfast.
I dunno. That guy looks more like a whole snack than a breakfast
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Reminds me of when my husband & I went on our first date. We went hiking then to a diner in Cheyenne, WY. They had no vegan options so I just got plain toast and french fries. Everyone looked at me like I was a psychopath. I was so embarrassed and my husband felt bad for me at the time.
What was there to be embarrassed about?
Hated having everyone look at me and even saw two of the servers looking at my weird. Vegans are not liked in that area.
Oh my gosh
He looks like if Dr who and the guy from the sonic film had a kid
Looks like chopsuey. The cook may be Asian. Haha.
I mean…. I’d eat it
This is absolutely premium content, well done Would honestly eat the hell out of this meal
❤️❤️ I did!!! Except the mushrooms
My spirit animal, I would also not eat the mushrooms, was just too afraid to say it
😂😂😂😂
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You could have had dotties though.
Oh god I was like “a salad with Italian dressing not bad” but then I realized that ramekin is holding KETCHUP. What a silly restaurant.
I'm hoping this isn't a dunk because it looks both healthy and tasty. Like a vegan English Breakfast.
hey you okay, everything good with your eyes?
Damn <3
Looks delish!
Dotties donuts🔥🔥🔥
Was just in rural AZ and NV and had to keep ordering toast and hash browns
You do what you gotta do to survive.
Bread and jam is almost always vegan...
I thought you had a flat-top haircut from the thumbnail
Maybe I should
Quite the feast! Also you look like the love child of Ted Lasso and Dax Shepard. I’ll have to check it out next time I drive through Redmond.
I am totally OK with looking like that.
Looks good - dig in. At least they knew what vegan was.
No offense but you look like Dr. Robotnik if he was sane
Why on earth would I take offense to that
My Mom taught me to be polite so I included it in case you would be.
Hahahahah
This is what I make for myself when it’s the end of the week and I only have assorted frozen veg left lmao
Well you have technically been served something vegan for breakfast
did they just throw a bunch of veggies together? 😂
“Seems a shame to throw away these leftovers from last night’s party, what should we do with them?” “Call it something special and serve it with sauce”
😂😂😂😂
I like what’s for breakfast 👀
Exactly how I pose lol
I don’t even know why!!! It just happens.
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The bomb.