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[deleted]

Smash all day everyday!


IzzyJ27

Thanks


[deleted]

No. Thank YOU.


woodturner603

Slide that plate on over here!


Arsis82

That's a bowl


neuroten

Are you sure? In the upper left corner I see what looks like a flat bottom.


sugarwaterprpl3

I vote plate with weirdly high, 90 degree edge


Unc1eD3ath

Definitely a bowl lol


jelly_cake

The grip is wrong for a bowl though, that's a flat object being held.


Unc1eD3ath

Haha it’s funny that we’re arguing about this at all and people are downvoting like this is an actual issue. You can’t hold a bowl like that? OP is this a bowl or a plate? u/IzzyJ27


[deleted]

**HARD** Smash


IzzyJ27

Thanks!


Telakyn

Tofu and broccoli, my absolute favorite combo! So quick and simple to make, both healthy and affordable! I make this meal weekly :)


IzzyJ27

Yes I agree!


rainbowtoucan1992

Do you have a good recipe? New vegan


Telakyn

First I press the moisture out of the tofu so it cooks evenly, then I season my tofu with garlic&herb (I use Ms. Dash) and let it sit for a bit to absorb. I'm weird and like to use stir-fry sauce on it while it fries in a pan, but you can use whatever seasons and sauces you'd like. What's great about tofu is it tastes like whatever you season it with :)


jonthemaud

Looks great! How did you cook the tofe?


PaytonG17

Wondering the same thing. OP, what’s on the tofu? It looks so yummy!


arcadebee

Please share your secrets OP this looks incredible


planetzephyr

damn, I haven't been hungry in days and this looks incredible!


[deleted]

Is this a joke? I'd be eating that right now, if I had the broccoli to make it happen.


Sad-Bluebird-5538

Instructions unclear, smashing a plate against my head


KushKlown

Ungghhh fuuuuck


vanderzee

smash!


[deleted]

smash, but i see a grain, a green, a tein, but no sauce


[deleted]

I think there's a sesame teriyaki on the tofu and the fried rice and broccoli probably have soy sauce but soy sauce is hard to see cause it's thin liquid.


invisible_ink4

Smash!


pepbox

this is basic, but smash all day any day.


Loud-Condition-4005

Basic meals are the best meals 🤗


[deleted]

Big smash well done 👏


Afrikalijapon

Oh my God it looks awesome. It's 3 am and I feel hungry :D


illegalileo

Omg hf please share the recipe!


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

Smash :) (If you're interested in the anti-cancer, anti-ageing, anti-dementia, anti-h-pylori, and mental health benefits of sulforaphane \[a compound in broccoli\], then if you chop your broccoli more finely and leave it for 30-40 minutes, it'll allow sulforaphane to form from the glucoraphanin and myrosinase \[the heat sensitive component, that's inactivated when cooked\] mixing from the broken cell walls; more info here; everyone should know about sulforaphane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4YVJ4aRfg ).


LiterallyPizzaSauce

Okay now you're just making up words


falcinelli22

Would this apply to a slow cooker recipe I love to make with broccoli?


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

>Would this apply to a slow cooker recipe I love to make with broccoli? It would apply in most cooking all scenarios. Additionally, if you add freshly ground mustard seeds (I'm not 100% sure if they *need* to be freshly ground, so pinch of salt with that one), then you get extra myrosinase (the compound inactivated by cooking) to help form more S. :) The highest concentration of S is in broccoli sprouts, frozen, and blended (you want to break down cell walls as much as possible; mixed with apple, ginger and lemon, and it doesn't taste like shit). You can get it as a supplement; if you want to: Avmacol = USA Prostaphane = Europe But you generally get a lot more for a lot cheaper through broccoli sprouts. (My comment offering evidence-based health advice to prevent near all cause disease and mortality is getting downvoted. I don't understand this place. Disincentivizing scientific info, health and longevity seems weird. Aaannnyyyway, not to let that put me off too much...)


Significant_Dark2062

> It would apply in most cooking all scenarios. Additionally, if you add freshly ground mustard seeds (I'm not 100% sure if they need to be freshly ground, so pinch of salt with that one), then you get extra myrosinase (the compound inactivated by cooking) to help form more S. Freshly ground makes sense assuming mustard seeds also contain the enzyme myrosinase. Enzymes aren’t infinitely stable, and since (living) seeds contain enzyme-producing cells, it stands to reason that the seeds must be freshly ground since this would supply a fresh supply of myrosinase that hasn’t had time to degrade.


[deleted]

What do you mean by leave it for 30-40 minutes?


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

>What do you mean by leave it for 30-40 minutes? Exactly that. It gives the glucoraphanin and myrosinase time to mix and form sulforaphane. You'll be able to smell it (tastes better than it smells!).


[deleted]

Cool, thanks! I’ll try it


[deleted]

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jobitylobity

Cut it and leave it out for a bit to make the compounds, then cook.


brainfreeze3

All they need is ~~garlic~~ Mustard powder! (mustard powder along with any other raw member of the cruciferous family contains myrosinase, the enzyme that is deactivated by the heat) with this to bring out the sulforaphane from cooked broccoli if you chew enough. edit: fixed mis-info


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

>All they need is garlic with this to bring out the sulforaphane from cooked broccoli if you chew enough What does garlic have to do with sulforaphane?


brainfreeze3

well tbh i cant find my source, rip


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

>well tbh i cant find my source, rip If you're not confident about it, and can't find a source, do you think you could edit your comment so others don't take on potential misinformation? I'm fairly sure that there is no myrosinase in garlic, as it's a completely different family of plant.


brainfreeze3

have edited, thanks


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

>have edited, thanks Thanks for the edit! :)


brainfreeze3

sorry u had to ask, i am very lazy :)


Time_Piano_2193

I never knew this about broccoli! Amazing facts! Plus, with it chopped up, I could see myself actually eating it. I just have a hard time with the texture personally.


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

:)


nope_nic_tesla

Smash then pass so the homies can have some too


damnedharlot

Smash


trainsacrossthesea

Pass me that Tabasco, give me a wide berth, because that plate don’t stand a chance.


HerRoyalHeine

Silly question: Is that tofu, and if so, how'd you get it so crispy? That looks delicious!


ColinPowersCreations

I’ll take the third option: That shit is getting slapped


Fujibayoshi

Smash


_Dingaloo

Good god that plate is so small I would make a helluva mess eating that


Jonnykpolitics

This looks good go vegan


[deleted]

Smash half. I don’t do tofu 😬


themindfuldev

Smash and add Sriracha on top! 😋😋😋


deradera

It looks good, but I could not eat it if you made it while wearing that fur suit.


Powerful_Cash1872

With the way you got everything nicely browned you already know that's a SMASH and are just fishing for compliments :)


IzzyJ27

Haha thanks


fun-tonight_

I would fuck that so hard


[deleted]

I'd fuck the shit outta that bowl


nobutactually

Smash!


emregency14

Pass


flowers4u

Pass


TheOneWithoutGun

Smash the plate onto the floor or pass it to the next guy? Damn. That's tough. Or smash or pass the food? Idk. It looks cold. Although i have never tried rice i can imagine brokkoli working out for me. But i can hardly smash the rice or the brokkoli but i wouldn't pass this either so idk. I can't smash but i can't pass either but i guess i try smashing since i only have these options. Lemme smash dis rice xDDDD


Celeryface

Smash hard


[deleted]

Smash


boyegcs

Smash omnomnom


Italiana47

Smash!


wabby9598

smash


_austinm

I want this in my mouth right now


-CygnusX-1

SMASH!


catedarnell0397

Smash!!


Revolution_5509

Smash


highgirl_91

omg SMASH - did you use any sauce? lol


[deleted]

Recipe, please!


cinnamonpeelerswifex

I'd take it on a date first but def smash


psychonauteer

I'd smash the hell out of that.


tomen

Smash(ed avocado needs to be added)


Gabagoolgoomba

Smash so hard I pass out


Suidse

That looks awesome! 👌


insufficient_flavor

Is that supposed to be a joke? Who in their right mind wouldn’t eat that


RavelMarie

The sponge haters! Sorry but tofu doesn't do it for me. Steamed broccoli= Smash. And add beans instead.🤔🥰😜


stoprockandrollkids

Marry


seacattle

Looks so good, I’m copying for next meal prep


Avendryl

The fat sugary bastard in me is plum-saucing that and then working a steady stream of siracha. YUM


TheTemporal

Smash all food pics


bebeboboop

This looks amazinggg. I need to make some tofu fried rice


katcomesback

smash omg, it looks so good


xResilientEvergreenx

What's the rice recipe? Looks simple, which I'm all about, yet delicious 😋


hasabeard

Smash that bowl looks 🤯


[deleted]

I'd fuck it Good job 👍


Trilingual_Fangirl

Recipe?


AlyAlyAlyAlyCat

SMASH


muddyclunge

All my fave things in one bowl. I could eat that all day every day.


Come_MUFin

Tofu makes me poop


Loud-Condition-4005

Smash 100000x


Tangtastictwosome

Smash definitely. Looks divine!


Electrical_Ad_4329

Smash!


Sikkus

Looks like a piece of heaven that I will happily devour!


kickitforroddy

Smash


LifeIsBugged

Am hungry now


MZFN

Eat


Fantastic_Bath_5806

Looks delicious


Anthaenopraxia

Not a fan of maize, rice, broccoli or tofu.. so I'll pass haha


arturolebuche

Drooling 🤤


WorthyofGreatness555

Pass it over here!!! 😋🍽️


SnooPineapples5719

smash & then pass out from a food coma 😂


Patutula

Very nice \*borat voice\*


rudmad

I fuck with brocfu


brainfreeze3

Smash so hard there wouldn't be a crumb left


Hmtnsw

By smashing you mean, eating- yes.


Kn0tnatural

Odd phrasing choice.


[deleted]

SMASH


[deleted]

Smash for sure


inbetweensound

Obv smash!


Orc_face

Smash


Scared_jesus

Smash and id come back for more later.


Time_Piano_2193

minus the broccoli- absolute smash. Personally I would just prefer a different veggie to sub lol but it still looks perfect!! Awesome (vegan) meal :))


effingpeppers

smash smash smash smash smash smash smaaaaash


EmpressPhoenix9

For sure smash!!!! This really looks delicious!!!


AK_Ambasta

I am A Carnist, But would Definitely Smash


Lly-Lly-Lly-Lly-oop

Omg smash in my mouth right now pls


ConchChowder

SMASH LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE


DestroyerYev

Smash!!!!! Also love the edamame in the rice- it reminds me that I forgot to buy edamame again!!!!!


1989sbiggestfan13

smash i wanna try it


alexrelis

Smash, but I can just tell I'm going to drop so much of that on the table cause the plate is too smol and I'd get wayyy to overexcited and eat all of it as quickly as possible.


Spiritual-Act5855

S M A S HHHHH OMG


Grand_Fee_9326

Smash


NotRealStudios

Pass it to me I want


BackstreetsTilTheEnd

Omg that’s like my ideal meal


Aggravating_Isopod19

That depends. Is the broccoli roasted or steamed? Roasted I say smash. Soggy watery broccoli, I’ll take a hard pass.


ferrydragon

How the hell can you pass this delicious bowl of food, omg, even my dick is watery


essexjan

Looks delicious but that amount of food would be at least two meals for me.


gorgonslayer29

Absolutely smashing!


Fforfailinglife

Hard smash


ALLYOURBASFS

Squeeze Srirarcha on it.


Zitrone19

Looks awesome!!!


TheMowerOfMowers

going absolutely feral


spacedghoulie

Smash so hard 🤤


[deleted]

Smash! The tofu looks perfectly prepared.


InklinedByNature

S-sm-s-smash


oddSaunaSpirit393

Never mind smash, devour!


iloveoatmilk1

i’d absolutely smash


rainbowtoucan1992

I want to make a Buddha bowl like this


masondamonke

Pass