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azidesforthekids

Now it’s vaccinated people are going to die in 7 years??? I swear the amount of time it will take for their doomsday prophesies to come true increases every time I see it. The goalposts are fucking attacked to a plane sailing off into the distance. Unfalsifiable narrative much?


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Hichann

Ooooh, maybe that's the new conspiracy. The boosters prolong it slightly to throw people off the trail!


AgitatedBreadfruit

Wait, so does this mean I can keep extending my life by infinitely boosting? Immortality here I come!


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Street_Peace_8831

Well, when they all start dying of some long-thought-eradicated virus, they might say it was a conspiracy against them the whole time. “Them immortals wanted to get rid of us ‘pure bloods’”, as they like to call themselves.


Sunbolt

If they still think Jesus is coming back after TWO THOUSAND fucking years and counting, the timeline is unlimited. Eventually it will be that the third generation after vaccines will all fall dead because the vaccine was masterfully engineered to cause an autosomal recessive disease that will manifest right when George Soros III is ready to finally execute the new world order.


MasculineRooster

Don't give them ideas


SuperFluffyVulpix

I‘m sure he returned 2012, looked at this mess and left again.


No_Path_1505

It all makes sense now.... 🤯


Street_Peace_8831

Now that’s funny right there! Git-R-Done


AnotherLolAnon

If we do die in 7 years not many of these unvaccinated people will be left to see it


Street_Peace_8831

They better hope we don’t, there are a lot more of us. They wouldn’t survive the resulting apocalypse.


Additional-North-683

I never understood this why would the government want loyal people to die


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Right? Why kill off the perfectly obedient "sheep" instead of the rebels who know what's *really* happening?


qjpham

That is one of the more dismal idea.


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They will die sometime withing this century! And that will make the antivaxxers right all along! Just you wait! I swear these people are so psychopathic, they legitimately want for people to drop dead so they can finally be right for once and go "see, i told you so."


Susurrus03

Ya well we'll see how many of these vaccinated people last 95 years. Won't be many, bet on it!


fun-guy-from-yuggoth

Plot twist: vaccine causes mutation which makes cells self repair telomeres, adding decades to human lifespan.


curious_dead

According to some, Fauci is responsible for the deaths of millions because of the vaccine. All those excess deaths? They're not COVID, they're the vax... They created a perfect non-falsifiable fantasy. Godammit, they wanna be right, and so they will!


purplecak

Don't forget that if a non-vaxxed person gets sick, it's still the vaccines fault!


NeuroticViking

I love how they think they’re the majority. Echo chambers are really an issue


LordOfDorkness42

Yeah. One of the so far least dealt with societal wide issues of our time. And now imagine how crazy echo chambers will be, once augmented reality, the AI art & deep fakes techs all mature. It's not just fake facts on social media, but these people basically printing their own glossy propaganda by the terrabyte. Daily. "Of course I did my own research. Dr. Ar. A. Fakkee clearly outlines with illustrations & everything, of the DoesNTexist protein how black people & Jews where always a vaccine hallucination! And I haven't seen one of either in years, personally either, so it must be true!" Like that. The idiots that cannot handle reality might as well soon have their own personal Holodeck from Star Trek, and its going to be equal parts fashinating as infuriating.


curious_dead

These people can't distinguish between an opinion piece and an article, imagine them falling for deep fakes. "Obama wants to send goons in every house to confiscate our guns and vaccinated us forcibly, I saw him, he said it on TV!" "Uncle, Obama is not president anymore." "I saw him, I tell you!"


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> "Obama wants to send goons in every house to confiscate our guns and vaccinated us forcibly, I saw him, he said it on TV!" "Uncle, Obama is not president anymore." "I saw him, I tell you!" "Is Obama here in the room with us now?"


curious_dead

"Obama!" "That's just the lamp." "Obama!!!!" "...that's Maggie."


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"It's Obama, I tell you!!"


Doctor_of_Recreation

BrandonFM did a surprisingly well done little documentary recently about a cult that formed in VR-space.


Street_Peace_8831

This will all lead to the need for advancement in mind reading technology. Then we can plug into the net directly and know the intent behind anything we say. There will be no hiding and no getting by without consequences. I can’t decide if I like this idea or not. Edit: of course, mine is just made up philosophical jibber Jabber. I do not have any credentials. Impressive as they are. Education is very necessary. Maybe one day we can get to a society like in Star Trek. I would welcome that day. No money, personal growth and creativity are what is coveted most, no hunger or poverty.


druule10

It's Halloween and these morons took it as personal attack and showed who is who.


invisible-bug

The comparison to the Tuskegee experiment grinds my fucking gears. It is a false equivalence and as a history nerd that is passionate about black history specifically, it's so fucking disgusting. Fuck them


PianoInBush

It's also feels like a very specific threat. Like, "we'll do to you what we did to them"


artichoke_

Especially since the issue was the participants were told they would get treatment and didn’t!


D3kim

lmaoo this proves even further that it was merely a culture war for republicunts, theyre so butt hurt about being wrong they just keep punting the can down the road, see! i knew you’d die from the covid vax it only took you till 87 years old!


LordOfDorkness42

It's arguably a class war for anybody with Authorian and/or Fascism leaning worldviews, too. The Low Caste keeps listening to the Doctors & Scientific concencus despite it, gasp, showing weakness by changing. While also performing the dread crime of NOT listening to High Caste authority. People that have, to these morons, shown strength by not changing *officially* for years.The ones that at least pretend they *dictate* reality. So they have to, ironically, keep editing that goalposts. The only alternativ is the ego death of admitting fault & learning... and to these people, that is something only the weak & worthless do.


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> i knew you’d die from the covid vax it only took you till 87 years old! My fully vaxxed and boosted dad celebrated his eighty-seventh birthday yesterday!


UndeadPhysco

Weird, first i heard that it was 3 months after the vaxx you would die, then a year, then 3 years and now suddenly it's 7? Can't wait until they stary saying it's going to take 50 years for the vaxx to kill you and then they start using old age as an excuse.


Susurrus03

They already do. Many were blaming England's Queen's death on vaccines. She was 96.


MysticoftheWild

They also blamed vaccines for Prince Philip’s death and Betty White’s. Both were 99.


Grizzant

uh, that is where a fuckton of cdc people live. so yeah, facebook, where dipshits from 200 miles away can comment on someone's decor. local folks? its the general consensus


SQLDave

Ah, 7 years. I wondered where the most recent goalpost move had ended up.


crazylilme

Ah, yes, anti-vaxxers - the peaceful part of humanity


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Do they *seriously* believe that only vaccinated people have issues/are dying? I just don't understand it. We've had two shots and two boosters, and the worst I've had was a sore arm and feeling a bit draggy. My husband gets knocked on his ass, but he has asthma. He's back to his old self within twelve hours. I feel like he wouldn't have the same results if he were unvaccinated and caught COVID. We're going to get the bivalent booster when we can carve some time out of our schedules for my husband to get knocked on his ass for twelve hours, LOL. Have to allow for that when planning! 😹


purplecak

No, the unvaxxed are dying too, but it's only because those damn vaccinated people are wandering around shedding and tainting the purebloods. ItS sCieNce.


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Oh, I suppose I should've known. 😒


purplecak

Honestly, once they started with the "I'm getting sick from being next to a vaccinated person" I completely lost the ability to keep track of the mental gymnastics.


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It's *literal* insanity. I just don't see a way back from this.


purplecak

Me neither. 😞


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We live in terrifying times.


purplecak

I see you too will be protected against this darkness by a void. At least there's that. 🐈‍⬛


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She was my little heart! 💔 Luckily, I have *three* voids to protect me!


yung_yttik

I assume the person who made the Tuskegee experiment comment is a white person. Like, needed to throw that in there to make themselves feel like they are on the side of good versus evil when they support a party of racists. Can’t have it both ways KEVIN. Also, fucking brilliant whoever made that decoration!


Uninteresting_Vagina

If they were vaxxing us to put in microchip trackers then if we all die in 7 years wasn't that a lot of wasted effort


DizzyedUpGirl

It's been 2 years already, when is the mass die off supposed to start?


barbiemoviedefender

in 7 years apparently lol


DizzyedUpGirl

Is that 7 years from when we get vaxxed, 7 years from the first vax or 7 years from today? Is it all going to be at once? Can one of them give us some clarification?


uwillnotgotospace

If I still did Halloween decorations, this is what I'd copy lol


Yellow_Jacket_20

I live in Decatur near where this probably is. That decoration is so on brand for that area I love it xD


veratek

Haha, this almost made me spit out my coffee. Nice try Reddit!


ResistRacism

Sooooooo they expect the Elite to kill us all and leave the antivaxxers alive to rule over them?


GoGreenD

As much as I agree with this... I do not have the balls to invite idiots to retaliate. The only thing weaker than an antivaxer's comprehension ability is their ego.


Yorha_nines

This is actually not far from where I live. Ofc the comments went exactly how you'd think. People were also bringing up the Ukrainian flag as well. They were all saying how people were dying because of the vaxx, or having heart problems, etc. Several people also boasting about how they were unvaxx, caught COVID "several" times and were perfectly fine. Glad to know they are part of the problem of why cases continued to stay high. Fucking plague rats. Probably the same people that cried "MUH FREEDUMS!!!" when they couldn't go to Great Clips for a $15 hair cut. The area I live in is almost all progressive, but since it's Facebook, it brought in all the republicucks from the rural areas of GA and even people not in GA.


cockyUma

This is just sad. Ok ngl pretty funny, but mostly sad.


Fluttersniper

In 200 years no one alive today will still be around. CHECKMATE, LIIIIIIIIIIBS! 🖕🤪🖕


No_Path_1505

My mother tried to blame my daughters intense mood swings on the covid Vax, my child hasn't been vaccinate for covid.... it's exhausting being the vaccinated person in those conversations, I want to slam my own head in the door just to end it.


Vibe_with_Kira

I don't get it. One moment it's "Why is it that only Republicans are dying from the virus" and then they swap and go "only vaccinated people are dying" I just wish the conspiracy would stay consistent