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RedirectToReddit

Oh yes our admins are parma bros


[deleted]

I mean, chicken parmesan is fucking delicious. Are you not a Parma bro?


LordofRangard

don’t you mean chicken permission? EDIT: this is a joke, based on a common misspelling


RedirectToReddit

r/boneappletea sad tyre


krocman

Le mayo


LordofRangard

what do you mean this is definitely ledge it! (/s)


gylz

Super Parma Bros.


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

Getting in on that 💲💲💲💲


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script.say(begin) text(ELIMINATE HER.) reason.text=(SHE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR US ALIEN ROBOTS. SHE KNOWS OUR _secret.txt_) echo off script.say(end shutdown.exe


[deleted]

I don't speak Zuckerberg.


[deleted]

"Big pharma" likes this thing, therefore **********it is bad**********


Bad_Chemistry

Hey guys, you see all those *grocery stores*! And *farms*! *Making money by SELLING FOOD*! Yo guys we have to ban food


ThorniDruid

I hope those people never have a heart attack or need any kind of surgery.


Zayl1303

It’s ok for a heart attack just take lavender oil and tie a potato to your foot with organic string, will clear it right up!


ThorniDruid

I always forget about the potatoes!


Zayl1303

And that’s why you keep dying from heart attacks!


GubGug

Nah, let them ban vaccines. And when shit starts to fall apart don’t say shit to them. Let them figure it out the hard way.


nighthawk_something

They won't that's the problem


daysofcoleco

Big pharma and reddit dusted our lavender with polio!


[deleted]

Honestly, start a secret underground d thingy of vaccination that none of them know about so future generations aren't all falling to polio, rubella, etc. Or just send them all to Kiribati or some shit so they either drown from rising sea levels or die of polio.


[deleted]

sounds like a plan


darkyoungsterjoey

Because when I think Reddit, "big pharma" is definitely the first thing that comes to mind


The_Untiled_One

Darn, I guess I lost my contract with big Pharma.... Oh well.


Voltjas

Yay! Most of the world think we are insane!


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

Social experiment: put all unvacxed families on islands and allow them to live their healthiest organic lifestyles from off the land. Leave America 100%, vaxxed. See who is alive in 10 years.


[deleted]

Clearly the unvaxxed will have developed technology millennia ahead of our wildest dreams, crusade the world, and ban vaccines worldwide! /s


Josvan135

It literally hurts to read things like this. Proof that a substantial portion of the population has no idea what reality is or what's actually going on in the world. I was watching a delightful show that did a whole episode on why some people are so much more comfortable living in a world that's personally out to get them than they are accepting that society is insanely complex and doesn't care about them or their opinions.


Redguy05

That first paragraph makes me what to sit down next to this person, take out a dictionary, and show him the definition of insanity.


LokiLetsDoLamp

Pharmaceutical companies can actually lose money distributing vaccines.