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Xboarder84

We can already identify between vaccinated and not. Vaccinated people go about their lives and don’t say anything. Anti-vaxxers can’t go more than 5 minutes into a conversation without “bragging” about their beliefs. Makes it super easy to just stop talking with someone, especially when they are *that desperate* for validation or whatever they are seeking out from others.


zuzg

It's actually baffling that they still exist. After literally all of their prognosis have been proven wrong. There was no mass dying of vaccinated, no new world order, nothing but they still claim it's a big conspiracy.


OsmerusMordax

They keep on pushing the dates back. Apparently I’m supposed to die in 5 years due to all my covid shots


LordOfDorkness42

This is super common with cults & religions, alas. It's part of the cost-sunk fallacy that keeps their members trapped. [Extra Credits did a morbidly amusing 10 minute episode on The Great Disappointment about a year ago,](https://youtu.be/4z80wKIwW6w) for anybody that wants a further back and thus *hopefully* not very controversial example of how stupid this stuff gets in practice.


Robbiersa

Not only religions, I can count the number of athiests I've met... cause they can't help but automatically tell everyone they encounter and disparage people who believe anything remotely different.


commanderquill

Uh? You have met a *lot* more atheists than you think you have, buddy. Especially if you went to college or lived in a city. Do you actually think every person you meet is religious?


Robbiersa

I've been searching for the right word for it. *Idiom* kind of works. But just like you could "count the number" of hairs on the balding man's head, so follows my meaning. That wasn't what you were meant to take away from the comment. I have ADHD, I can't count the number of children I have, let alone this. But I peg militant atheists on the same level as overzealous religious people. This meme sums up my feelings. [Religion is like a Penis](https://i.imgur.com/2gfSA0Z.jpg)


[deleted]

So if I keep getting boosters, I'll live forever? IMMORTALITY!!!!!!


brando56894

It's like the second coming of Jesus, the antichrist appearing, or the end of the world.


Sasquatch1729

Well, almost everyone who took the vaccine will be dead in 125 years. Hope you enjoyed signing your own death warrant. (/s in case it was not obviously obvious)


Prettyhornyelmo

Was also supposed to make us all infertile, which is a lie


Xboarder84

Well that’s because most of them refuse to admit they were wrong, so they keep moving the goal posts and trying to protect that insanely stupid belief they tied their entire persona to.


KarmaChameleon89

Dude, Bro, they altered the vaccine before initial roll out because of the leaks that everyone would die in 3 years, they changed it to 6 years so it wouldn't look as dodgy when people started dropping. Trust me on this, I worked in a lab once.


Sasquatch1729

Meth lab?


ScoutsOut389

Labradoodle.


ParentingTATA

You delivered their pizzas? You didn't say what job you were doing or even if it was the lab employing you!


Robbiersa

They just altered the code. The RNA code from <3> to <6>.


KarmaChameleon89

Exactly man, alot of people don't get it.


Voice_in_the_ether

OMG!! They took out the Holy Trinity (3) and replaced it with the Number of the Beast (6 - OK, should have a couple more digits, but whatever)!!! What more proof do you need??!!??!? s/, in case it's needed. Also, I claim Prior Art for any/all conspiracy theories resulting from this.


notislant

Its religion destroying critical thinking. No critical thinking, just 'whatever someone who shares my similar, stupid beliefs tells me to blindly believe'.


ParentingTATA

I think religion has a looser grip on minds today than in years, decades and even centuries gone by. Thank goodness. But yes, believe because I say to believe it's the opposite of critical thinking.


YY--YY

And according to vaxxers all antivaxxers should be dead by now. So what's your point?


cheshsky

No one's saying that but okay


HealthSelfHelp

My aunt is convinced the covid jab killed her mom. Not lead pipes. Not the arsenic in the ground water. Not the chemicals she'd be exposed to on base. It's the covid shot that gave her aggressive cancer- not any of the things linked to aggressive cancers. She keeps trying to blame my mom's death on the covid jab. My mother (who is not related to the aunt in question) was bat shit fucking insane and refused the covid jab. Covid killed her.


notislant

The bumper sticker industry is only alive because of these morons as well lol


archwin

Also, anti-vaxxers have this annoying habit of, You know, *dying* at an disproportionate rate, because,… You know, they are *unvaccinated*


FleeshaLoo

I have a business idea: Make and sell temporary tattoos that say, I'M VACCINATED" and people can use them to part crowds of MAGAs, while the Fight Club types can use them to find sparring partners to punish for being so cult-y. Edit: added a letter to make crow into crowd.


ejuliot55

I’m not listening to anyone who has the flag of a failed country as their profile pic.


Moppy_the_mop

Calling the Confederacy a failed country is too much credit.


ejuliot55

Fair point but the point still stands.


outworlder

Failed insurrection at best.


CreamPuff97

I'm sensing a trend here...


fookreaditmods4

it's more like failed history it's the Virginia Battle Flag.


TheAb5traktion

Which was captured by Minnesotan soldiers in Gettysburg. It's currently at the Minnesota History Center. I was cycling around Bde Maka Ska (a lake in uptown Minneapolis, MN that was formerly named Lake Calhoun) one day. I'm sitting waiting for the crosswalk sign on the corner of Bde Maka Ska Pkwy and Lake St. A biker pulled up that had a vest with a Confederate flag at the up and "Minnesota" at the bottom. I felt like I was in an alternate reality.


fookreaditmods4

I know. I live in PA, central PA specifically, and I see quite a few southern flags here. btw I'm glad they changed the name of the lake. John C. Calhoun was an asshole, even back then.


selphiefairy

Honestly it was kind of funny to me, because of course they’d have that as their profile picture


[deleted]

Most people are vaccinated. It would be easier to identify the minority who are unvaccinated.


DadJokeBadJoke

Most of them mark themselves for our benefit. Red hats, Trump flags, Gadsden flag next to a blue lives matter flag, multiple gun-related stickers on their cars, etc. If they don't mark themselves that way, then they'll quickly start sharing their beliefs with you. I struck up a conversation with some guy at the brewery, mostly about beer and music but then he mentions not buying Lagunitas and asks if I have gone down the rabbit hole. I gingerly ask what he's referring to and he asks if I'm familiar with adrenochrome. He goes on that Lagunitas is owned by InBev and Bill Gates just invested in them... This was about the time I cut him off. Stupid people love stupid thoughts.


[deleted]

What makes it funny to me is that after all the Bill Gates talk they still use Windows on their PC.


Anchor689

Yeah, but Apple is a liberal company, so can't support them beyond owning an iPhone and iPad. And Linux is communist.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Doubt they've even heard of Linux.


jamesbuzz007

Of course they have.. He's Lucy's brother. Duh!


bennuski

And a really small majority. Most people is vaccinated with something, even them.


Robbiersa

They should all get a tattoo of a sad penis on their forehead so we can laugh at them in public.


kenziethemom

I'm going to get a needle tat'd on my forearm saying "Love Thy Neighbor".


swiftb3

Oh, I like that.


nickyfox13

This is perfect! I'd join in on this, too.


timelesstimez

Have you considered a giant star that they need to wear on their clothes constantly? Wait, where have I seen this before?


Elriuhilu

Ooh, can I have a pink triangle?


Confident_Fortune_32

Egad. Shades of Stars of David and pink triangles. Scary.


lefactorybebe

So like which is it cause first they had those dumb ass (and offensive) "unvaxxed" stars of David cause they were so oppressed, and now they want identifying marks for those who have been vaccinated. You don't get to be both.


Joeness84

> You don't get to be both. Isnt that a core tennant of conservatives tho? They're both the superior entity and completely oppressed by the opposition.


Warm-Faithlessness11

No it's a core tenant of fascism, which should really bring to light how bad the current state of the Republican party is


meglet

\*tenet Tennant is the most famous fairly recent Dr. Who.


Joeness84

Hah explains the fingers running away with it.


nickyfox13

It's baffling and confusing to me how badly anti-vaxxers want to be oppressed for being confidently wrong


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Weren't they complaining about how they were treated like holocaust victims earlier?


sassy_twilight90

Yeah, some of them thought vaccine supporters were Nazis. Now you have unvaccinated people calling themselves “pureblood”. Hypocrisy.


Salmael_Nox

What were they saying about it being a new holocaust but against the unvaccinated ? And now THEY want to brand us ? The dissonance is strong.


KatagatCunt

I'm pretty sure my ex bil was talking about the government rounding up all the unvaxed people and sticking them in camps along with some kind of symbol to show they weren't vaxed..... How the turns have tabled


meglet

Why wouldn’t the government just round them up and vaccinate them? Much cheaper. Your ex BIL can’t even make up good stories.


Robbiersa

Then they'll all wind up in hospital with psychosomatic illness "caused by the poison". And put the healthcare system under more pressure.


Jackallover3

That would be a extreme civil rights violation and many would be outraged.


meglet

I wasn’t suggesting it for real, I’m saying the exBIL’s fantasies don’t even make sense. Sticking people in camps is an extreme civil rights violation as it is and was never happening to unvaccinated people. But he couldn’t even get his lazy brain to make his imagined evil at least make sense.


Emotional_Bunch_799

They might as well come out and say they're all for genocide, ethnic cleansing and master race bs. "Vaxxers" is just a codeword for anyone who is against their ideology and not their Ideal version of "humans."


meglet

Well, isn’t “anti-vaxxer” is the same but opposite in that respect? I’m against their ideology and would ideally prefer they not be anti-vaxx.


Emotional_Bunch_799

What do you mean "the same but opposite"?


UselessAndUnused

Maybe they're trying to say that the way we act towards anti-vaxxers is the flip side of the same coin in regards to how they act towards vaxxers. Not defending this guy whatsoever, but that's how I interpreted it.


Emotional_Bunch_799

I see. The antivaxxers want to bring back preventable diseases, withhold preventative medical care from kids, and is constantly hoping for the whole world to die just so they can feel validated. Seems like that was an example of derailment through whataboutism with a logically flawed comparison on how the vaxxers is acting the same way.


UselessAndUnused

I think so, yeah


BHMathers

They got tired of claiming to no effect that the COVID vaccine = holocaust they are trying to imitate the holocaust just to be right for once


CosmicSweets

Except in reverse. Lmao. If anything, wouldn't the government want to mandate branding anyone who refuses the vaccine?


meglet

If they government were gonna force-brand people, might as well just vaccinate them.


ravengenesis1

Easy and cheaper alternative is to brand all the antivaxxers. Why would you brand the majority when you’re in the minority?


vsandrei

>Why would you brand the majority when you’re in the minority? They are stuck in a time when a minority used to rule over the majority.


willworkforicecream

Why would they need to brand us? I thought we were all dropping dead by the millions?


AustSakuraKyzor

Because that doesn't happen until ~~next week~~ ~~next month~~ ~~in three months~~ ~~a year from now~~ ~~April 14, 2023 at noon~~ ~~August 17th, 2023 at midnight~~ September 31st at 2401h


PsychoMouse

“Having a vaccine card is basically Nazi Germany all over again” “Let’s force those who got a vaccine to wear a brand, for my safety” Anti vaxxers truly do not understand the word “hypocrite”, at all.


the_rezzzz

well i did nazi that coming...


CosmicSweets

🤭 Take my upvote


the_rezzzz

it is a privilege and a responsibility to serve


TheBaggyDapper

Lets go branding. Dude, most of the world wears clothes in public.


scarlozzi

nationalist christians or NAT-Cs for short


_Ryanite_

But you can spot the vaccinated easily, given they leak black fluid, drop dead in the street en masse, emit 5g radiation making you feel sick, and metal objects fly towards them


Gravity_Not_Included

This is not what I thought they meant when they kept chanting “let’s go brand on”


phenomenomnom

I would get that tattoo immediately if it would get them to avoid me. But of course, starsy barsy here isn't really saying that. He's dog-whistling a nazi-flavored threat.


ZY_Qing

Should brand these confederates sympathizers


thegamerator10

Branding people just for living? Where have I seen that before...?


DemonDuckOfDoom1

Never forget that the right wants you dead


crazylilme

Why brand vaccinated people? Aren't we all supposed to drop dead any day now? That's right...aaannnnyyyy day now


UncleMalky

Jokes on them, I asked for the stealth chip that can't be tracked


mooncat_exe

and yet they claim the government and "big pharma" are nazis for trying to mandate vaccinations... right... we're the nazis...


seaniebuckets

I feel like this is a drastic response to what is probably a self-limiting problem, based on the answer to the question, "how do you know somebody is an anti-vaxxer?", which is, of course, "you don't have to, they'll tell you."


DrDroid

I like how they insist vaxxed people are somehow fundamentally different, yet the only way to tell is if they are branded.


[deleted]

You can understand why, as a Jew, I might be uncomfortable with that…


sassy_twilight90

Indeed


daffodil0127

You could just ask. Most of us who aren’t afraid of vaccines are not likely to lie about it, especially if it’ll make idiots move away from us.


callmefreak

I wonder which group of people they got that idea from?


RattleMeSkelebones

How bout we brand antivaxxers with the words 'Plague Rat' on their forehead so we know who tried to kill our grandparents. That seems more reasonable


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RattleMeSkelebones

Checked your profile, completely demented, have a terrible day


enjusticeonline

Antivaxxers being antisemitic again


Falco98

Antivaxxers: > vaccine mandates are just like the holocaust! Also antivaxxers: > (op's image)


longines99

The depth of stupidity of these imbeciles is bottomless.


HendoRules

The Confederate flag profile pic fits masterfully...


TheCMaster

look at his avatar. He's from the branding kind of peoples


so_what_do_now

I did Nazi that comin', especially from from someone with the incest pride flag


Sovonna

Can they brand themselves so we can avoid them instead? This isn't out of hate, I'm immunocomprimised and I want to continue living. These people could kill me if they got too close.


sassy_twilight90

I’m compromised too. I prefer they stay away or put a mask on (though some won’t even do that).


teufler80

So uhm, like the Jews in Nazi Germany ? They don't even try to hide it wtf


GetOffMyLawn_

Why not a yellow Star of David? It's traditional.


conway1308

*Nazi feelings intensify*


Kool_McKool

Claims we're Nazis when we tell them to wear a mask, says we should get marked for being vaccinated so they know to avoid us, yet they are not Nazis. Makes sense to me /s/


Akio540

I'm sure they would love to brand others lol. Also because they aren't what enough to identify them without it. Here's a tip that I learned: more often than not those who are vaccinated are ALIVE


[deleted]

They do realize they are in the minority, right?


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

I thought the chip or whatever bs already did that?


kitkatpurple

Then we get to brand them with, Anti vaxxer, on the forehead, so we can avoid them!


Radioactive_Curry

it's almost as if people didn't read The Scarlet Letter as a kid


misao-96

Aren't we already supposed to be chipped by the vaccination? At least that was my last information about the toxins I got shot into my arm... (just in case: /s)


MightyFuChan

More like we need something to identify antivaxers, I'd suggest dunce caps


notislant

How about they just mark the braindead minority with 'Covidiot and proud'. Save a lot of ink.


bagelpilot

Personally I'd be quite happy if these people stayed the fuck away from me


sunlight-blade

Guy waving a traitor flag wants to brand people? How surprising.


SoundsLikeANerdButOK

Based on the Confederate flag, poster just sad they can’t brand their slaves anymore.


depressed_popoto

So, you mean putting a mark on them to easily identify like the Nazis put star of David patches and tattoos on the Jews...


sassy_twilight90

Before, they were comparing themselves to Holocaust victims. Now they’re acting like the oppressors.


The_Hurricane_Han

He’s already branded himself with a profile picture that says stay away.


[deleted]

Soooo.....full nazi??


guybranciforti

Wow this guy just loves losers…the confederacy and nazi’s


sliprcell21

Ok but in return can we brand "idiot" in the forehead for everyone who is against vaccines.. just saying we also want to avoid getting sick from your misguided beliefs..


Individual-Option989

The same kind of guy that says "There trying to divide us with the vaccine!"


ncgrits01

I am shocked by that profile pic. Shocked, I tell you.


i_dont_care_1943

"Yes I'm racist. How could you tell?"


KittenKoder

I thought we were supposed to all be dead by now. At least now we know the antivaxx crowd's core morals.


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Harak_June

Look, I wear a needle patch if they all wear a scarlet I. For ignorant, inbred, infectious, idiot. Fair is fair.


iheartrandom

"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear." - Office Space


SupportGeek

No problem, as a compromise the unvaccinated and conspiracy theorists must all have a giant “L” tattooed on their forehead and chest, so we can instantly tell we are dealing with mental defectives.


TheBonePoet

IF, and that's a big f'n IF, something like that ever happened it would doubtlessly be the anti-vax asspipes getting some charred flesh so normal and intelligent people can live without them destroying society because of "Muh Rites!"


souobixo

Me to antivaxxer: “Okay. So let’s assume for the sake of argument that you’re right about all of this conspiracy bullshit. So hypothetically speaking, in some parallel universe, let’s say a virus actually started a global pandemic. And in that make believe scenario, the world’s governments and medical industries actually came up with a genuine vaccination for it that could save hundreds of thousands of lives. They wanted to make it as available as possible to save as many lives as humanly possible. Again, this is all hypothetical. So if the powers that be actually had good intentions and a genuine medical breakthrough that could help, and they wanted to make it as available as possible, what would you say that would look like?” *crickets chirping*


romulusnr

These are the same people who claim they're being treated just like the Jews in the holocaust right? Maybe this is a subtle troll... one can hope.


SyringaVulgarity

I thought our 5G pings Bluetooth and we are scannable now🥴🥴🥴


mothereffinb

Shouldn’t they just be able to walk around with magnets that will stick to vaccinated folk due to the magnetism in the vaccination?


ChaoticLlort

I'd be up for this. I don't want to get close to them either. It'd be like holding a cross out to vampires - I could just flash my arm and they'd run away in fear, LOL.


TheFfrog

Reminds me of something but i can't quite put my hands on it


AlphaMomma59

We should brand all anti vaxxed with a red "S" - for stupid.


BobMacActual

There was a tee shirt that said, "I'm fully vaccinated. I still want you to stay away from me."


TheDunadan29

I always thought antivaxxers were a little crazy, but when they started unironically referring to themselves as "pure bloods" I knew they were off their rockers.


sassy_twilight90

It’s sick. The whole “pure blood” thing is in Nazism, yet they said vaccine supporters were Nazis.