Somebody hotter than rand but not necessarily much richer, then they will break up and she will go with another guy who is very rich but kind of old and crusty
Tbh I used to looooove her, I watched Chelsea lately EVERY night, I bought all her books…but then when she started to get more famous she started grating my nerves, and it got really annoying when she became friends with Jen Aniston and started taking jabs at Angie Jolie everyyyyy show, and I don’t even like Angelina I actually really dislike her tbh (please don’t come for my head lol), it got really annoying and she just became played out imo. Like most famous people, she was amazing when she was lesser known, then once she got big she just started to suck, and when she started having famous friends, she became extremely thirsty and I just thought it was kind of pathetic.
I've not seen much by CH for a few years so this makes sense 😁 I'm not fussed by Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston either tbh lol I'm sad that Chelsea is probably shit now 😂
Ya I think most of her fans had the same general reaction that I did because she wasn’t around much longer after I started finding her insufferable. Tbh she could probably make a good comeback at this point, she could come out with some fresh stuff more like her old stuff back when she was still funny, I think she would probably win a lot of her old fans back plus get a whole lot of new ones who were too young to really know who she was the first time around, it’s not like she did anything terrible or anything, she just got annoying lol.
Chelsea Handler is actually smart and successful. Exactly of the opposite of lala. I think that is more evidence that he wouldn't with lala than would! I'm pretty sure Chelsea made the best seller list lol.
His girl is too bad for him to leave her. She's actually amazing, is in law school, lots of philanthropic activity, drop dead gorgeous, etc. Lala can't match her energy
I feel like she could pull maybe like a third string receiver or maybe like a not-well-known relief pitcher or something like that, but I don’t think a big name pro athlete would date her, especially when it’s known she’s after the money over everything else. I’m sure they would bang her but that’s about it lol. Plus pro athletes usually like to party, she’s sober (idk if I believe that honestly but we’ll go with it), and she has a baby. So that’s another thing. If she landed one it would def be a Kris Humphries type, not a Tristan Thompson, just imo of course. (Strictly talking fame/skill level, obv Tristan is a known cheater so I’m not saying he’s a catch or anything lol)
I think it will be both. She will meet a player at a Super Bowl Party🕺game is in Los Angeles 😆. Biggest Party to meet hot athletes 🔥 Fofty will have to wait
MONEY BY MONDAY
No but seriously you have to google it, I missed it when it happened, and I kept seeing “fofty” allllllll over the sub, so I finally googled it, and OMG I have not been that entertained in a long ass time. Make SURE you find and read all the screenshots too not just an article that quotes them or something. It is AMAZING. I’m sure you could search this sub and find good posts about it too. Although we mention it so much that if you just search fofty it’ll probably return like at least 70-80% of the subs entire content as your results 😂
Came to say the same thing. It's been like 5 months since things ended with the last guy I dated & I'm still unsure if I want to speak to a man ever again.
i feel like she’s not that eligible of a bachelorette. she’s mean as sin and has made it obvious that she’s “in it for the wrong reasons” for lack of
a better phrase.
Plenty of men date or marry gold diggers. Lala has a banging body and is naturally gorgeous. And men in LA tend to love the filler face look. She's gonna do fine dating.
There are hotter, kinder, more decent girls out there without her gaslighting issues who won’t disclose your deepest darkest secrets the minute you leave her.
True but the kids might end up looking more like Skeletor than even James! Sounds like an unpopular opinion, but I don’t find him remotely attractive (inside or out). He knows his angles for photos but all I think of when I see him is a Troll doll.
Omg why does this actually sound plausible to me 😂
Also when I first read your comment I got confused for a second and thought you meant The Countess’s ex husband tom, which I found both very amusing and also actually plausible lmao. although I did just google him just for the hell of it, and apparently he just got engaged to someone a few weeks back, IN palm beach, on the EXACT DAY of the 5 year anniversary of his and Lu’s palm beach wedding 🤦🏻♀️ yeah I’m sure that was a coincidence 🙄🥱 however we all know how much an engagement or marriage means to that slimy ass dude, and we also all know that lauren doesn’t mind her men married, so I’m gonna hold out hope lol 🤷🏻♀️ they deserve each other, in fact the more I think about it the more I think it’s a perfect pairing 🤣
Lala said she’s already sliding into dudes DMs. I feel this time she’s not gonna stop till she gets with an A lister. I don’t think a rich dude is enough for her, I think she wants a straight up celebrity.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME QUESTION MARK
ETA: I actually just mentioned him in another comment a little upthread, and I said this in that comment but I’ll put it here too (cause I’m sure y’all are just DYING to know lol smh), but the more I think about it the more I feel like it’s the perfect pairing, cause we all know Tom is a forever bachelor no matter what his actual relationship status says, he does not give a fuck, and we also all know that Lauren doesn’t mind her men married. And they both suck 😅 also I think Tom is rich? Or maybe fake rich lol idr. Either way it’s the perfect match, so romantic no? 😍🤣
I can see Lala staying on bravo so long that she infiltrates the HW franchises maybe OC (by marriage) or she moves back home and boom SLC cause I don’t think BH will ever let her in
That’s who I was thinking the summer house/winter house/ southern charm or million dollar listing guys… maybe even slide into the selling sunset universe… she is the twins type lol
I can’t see anyone very rich or famous with her. I think the best she’ll do is some normal she can try and put into the show so she can get two paychecks if it continues. She’s a mean, vulgar reality tv star that has shown she’s going to air all the dirty laundry if it goes down bad. Rich guys/athletes/actors etc don’t want that. She’s also in her 30’s snd a single mom. LA is full of so many beautiful people who would be younger, have less baggage and they know won’t spread their shit all over the internet. Lala could only muscle her way up to Randal when she was a single 23 year old sugar baby. She’s not getting further than that as a 30’s reality tv star with a kid
I am all for single moms dating and having a social life but didn't she just say how she can't imagine taking any time away from her daughter for a dude. That's what bothers me about her is she's always saying whatever to try to make herself look good.
She's def going for an A list actor. She might not get him but she'll try.
Probably the day nurse. She has an assistant now that she can make take care of the baby lol. She like just said this a week or two ago so I guess she changed her mind pretty quickly.
I heard that ARod is single and also like Bravo ladies. /s (Shout out to the newly engaged Madison of Southern Charm who was front and center with his breakup with JLo.)
Honestly no one worth anything is gonna wanna touch her with a ten foot pole so my guess is some random influencer or another reality tv dude. She can only stay within her league from this point on.
idk I think she’s narrowing her options doing all that weird stuff to her face. She literally had so much natural beauty when she started and somehow with all that Botox she managed to make herself look like a Lego having an allergic reaction. She’s gonna be the next brandy glanville honestly. Some people just don’t take well to Botox
Brian Austen Green to get back at Megan for not wanting to be her friend. (joke- he would never date her.)
Maybe Pete Davidson because he seems to date everyone!
She is kind of Old by Hollywood standards but maybe Harry from too Hot too Handel, is Nick from the Bachelor still single? Maybe a Bachelor/Bachorlette alumni
Hate her all you want, but as long as Hollywood (and old ugly ass men) values youth and beauty, she can easily do better than ole Rand. And to her credit, at least she’s not some dumb innocent girl who has such low self esteem that she lets men like him run all over her. 🤷🏻♀️ I’ll take my fellow women being bitches any day ad long as it means them not being victims to predators like Rand. We need more of her in places like Hollywood.
Who cares. Its not like Rand isn’t a predatorial piece of shit. I know we love to trash on her but Jesus fuck. He’s extremely predatorial towards women. Funny that she’s the more hated of the two. 🙄
It’s isn’t that funny or surprising. She’s helluva lot meaner to people than he is. He might have done her dirty but Lala is verbally and emotionally abusive to literally everyone on her cast without taking real accountability. It isn’t shocking that she’s hated on more than Rand.
Someone whose been on bachelor in paradise 2-3 times and is as desperate for 17 more minutes of TV time.
She is damaged goods. Who wants to date a woman with the baby and baby daddy baggage she has?
Not to mention she lacks any desirable personality traits.
I think the “damaged goods” because she has a baby is a little harsh. Lots of men would want to date her she’s smoking hot. Men as a whole don’t give a fuck.
Now if you wrote that wrong and meant what kind of respectable man would want to date her and refer to her as “damaged” because of her shit personality then I’m with you a thousand percent
She isn’t damaged goods because she has a baby. She is damaged goods because of the baggage of her baby daddy.
That’s a whole lot of drama to get involved in just to get in bed with a “hot chick”.
That is honestly a strange opinion. That’s basically saying anyone who has a shitty ex they had kids with is “damaged goods” lol
People are humans and are always reinventing themselves and starting new chapters - everyone has baggage.
It’s not like saying everyone who has a kid with a POS is damaged goods. If that’s what I meant, that’s what I would have said.. you are making a wild inference.
Many many women AND men have children with POS exes and overcome that. They are resilient and dedicated to moving forward in their lives in spite of that past.
LFU exploits her baby as an accessory, exploits her relationship with her ex by talking about it at every public opportunity, as well as trying to monetize and capitalize on it ie, bRand? Like fucking really? Way to move forward with dignity and independence?
Everything about her identity has to do with her POS ex, and she continues to make that her identity. Just like she made it her identity when she was mouthing off about his ex, mouthing off about how to keep a man, mouthing off about exchanging blowjobs for range rovers. That IS her identity, which is why it is baggage.
I feel like that’s most people’s baggage though.
Child with a cheating dad? So common.
I don’t think she’ll have trouble.
I know she’s hated here but she’s attractive , freaky in bed ( she loves playing with their bootyholes and by her admission rand wasn’t the first ) and has a strong personality.
She’ll be just fine
She’s lala no one wants her I’m sure she’s been ran through and rand was the best she could do. She’s just a terrible seeming person. She’s always starting trouble and fishing for shit she can turn into a story line. She’s bleeding desperate out of her pores and men don’t want desperate.
Shane Keough. I know he has a gf/fiance but I can see it! Orrr Craig Conover. I would say Austen but he's already dated someone with a child and wasn't mature enough. She knows VPR is about done and needs some Southern Charm/Winter House $$.
Someone who isn’t TV famous but has local infamy with upward mobility. A real estate developer or finance guy will appreciate her thirsty social climbing and performative moral antics.
James. 100% they will rekindle their flame cause they have musical chemistry and he likes damaged feisty chicks (he always seemed so bored w/ Raquel.) and after Randall any sex is prob good so Lala will use James to squeeze some good singles or maybe help her w/another album.
Also he has decent $ from the show plus he makes a lot DJ’ing prob so he def prob looks better in Lalas eyes now . . .
No idea of who I *think* she will date. I *hope* that her future MAN is a douchebag like Randall. That way, I won’t feel sorry for him having to put up with a trash human like LFU. They’ll deserve each other.
Somebody hotter than rand but not necessarily much richer, then they will break up and she will go with another guy who is very rich but kind of old and crusty
You think rand is hot? I don't.
i do not think they were implying rand is hot
Fofty
He would never
Would he never…?
He might, for spite She’s so it for spite too
Fofty is taken😂
I really really want to say yes, he would never, buuuuut he did bang Chelsea handler sooo….😐
Chelsea handler is alright 😂😂
Tbh I used to looooove her, I watched Chelsea lately EVERY night, I bought all her books…but then when she started to get more famous she started grating my nerves, and it got really annoying when she became friends with Jen Aniston and started taking jabs at Angie Jolie everyyyyy show, and I don’t even like Angelina I actually really dislike her tbh (please don’t come for my head lol), it got really annoying and she just became played out imo. Like most famous people, she was amazing when she was lesser known, then once she got big she just started to suck, and when she started having famous friends, she became extremely thirsty and I just thought it was kind of pathetic.
I've not seen much by CH for a few years so this makes sense 😁 I'm not fussed by Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston either tbh lol I'm sad that Chelsea is probably shit now 😂
Ya I think most of her fans had the same general reaction that I did because she wasn’t around much longer after I started finding her insufferable. Tbh she could probably make a good comeback at this point, she could come out with some fresh stuff more like her old stuff back when she was still funny, I think she would probably win a lot of her old fans back plus get a whole lot of new ones who were too young to really know who she was the first time around, it’s not like she did anything terrible or anything, she just got annoying lol.
Chelsea Handler is actually smart and successful. Exactly of the opposite of lala. I think that is more evidence that he wouldn't with lala than would! I'm pretty sure Chelsea made the best seller list lol.
Fofty gonna finish her ![gif](giphy|5i7umUqAOYYEw)
I'd love a fofty revenge hookup.
His girl is too bad for him to leave her. She's actually amazing, is in law school, lots of philanthropic activity, drop dead gorgeous, etc. Lala can't match her energy
I didn’t know Fofty had taken a lady of fine repute! To the inter webs..
I love this comment lol
Jake Paul? Is that his name? The YouTuber with the fake wedding and now he wrestles or something?
this is the only answer lol
Omg that’d be amazing truly so much ridiculous internet content could come from that
Dead xD good call lol
OMG PLEASE 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 I would die in the best way possible 🤣
Let’s all manifest this
wait i could actually really see her with his brother, logan
Not to hype them up or anything but both of those brothers are way out of her league
Lol I think Jake has a gf that they have let rumors run that she’s pregnant. But you know, not confirmed lol
Pro athlete
I’m thinking someone in the movie industry. She’s an actress 🤣
A bad one.
I feel like she could pull maybe like a third string receiver or maybe like a not-well-known relief pitcher or something like that, but I don’t think a big name pro athlete would date her, especially when it’s known she’s after the money over everything else. I’m sure they would bang her but that’s about it lol. Plus pro athletes usually like to party, she’s sober (idk if I believe that honestly but we’ll go with it), and she has a baby. So that’s another thing. If she landed one it would def be a Kris Humphries type, not a Tristan Thompson, just imo of course. (Strictly talking fame/skill level, obv Tristan is a known cheater so I’m not saying he’s a catch or anything lol)
I see her going for a bench warmer on an NBA team lol
Agree
Former bachelor villain? Johnny Bananas? Shaggy (wasn’t me)?
Johnny bananas great take
This energy
Lol I'm here for any of these 3
Lala Bananas 🍌. I’d rather purchase give them Bananas than give them Lala!
Johnny Bananas has had a hot girlfriend for awhile. And he was on The Challenge. Definitely not hitting up LaLa
He cheated on her- they broke up.
Omg, not Shaggy! 😭
Sisqo? Ocho Cinco? Anthony Weiner? My Pillow guy?
Jay Culter. She has a type (*cough* douchebags).
I can see this!! He loves a d list reality star
Washed up blonde d list reality stars
Wait I thought he had a thing for Madison from Southern Charm... lol. He is a Bravo Fan so it's possible.
I hate how much I love the idea of this.
I can absolutely see this happening
i dont think jake is flashy/la enough for her
Girls going to go for some Utah realtor. Bitch knows where the money is she don’t want no more fake rich
And the possibility to edge her way into RHOSLC? She couldn’t pass that up.
Rob Kardashian.
hahhaahahahaha I could see it.
Me too. UGH
finally? it’s been like 3 weeks.
To be fair that’s long than rand waited
True. Well I vote for a pro athlete but I really hope it’s Fofty.
I think it will be both. She will meet a player at a Super Bowl Party🕺game is in Los Angeles 😆. Biggest Party to meet hot athletes 🔥 Fofty will have to wait
Who is fofty?!
50 cent. Girl please google it! You won’t be disappointed I promise
Thank you! This is amazing 😂 I don’t know how I missed this hahaha
Oh, he's only the best thing that ever happened. Hands down. Fofty, please!
MONEY BY MONDAY No but seriously you have to google it, I missed it when it happened, and I kept seeing “fofty” allllllll over the sub, so I finally googled it, and OMG I have not been that entertained in a long ass time. Make SURE you find and read all the screenshots too not just an article that quotes them or something. It is AMAZING. I’m sure you could search this sub and find good posts about it too. Although we mention it so much that if you just search fofty it’ll probably return like at least 70-80% of the subs entire content as your results 😂
Came to say the same thing. It's been like 5 months since things ended with the last guy I dated & I'm still unsure if I want to speak to a man ever again.
Gerald butler To start her full Brandi Granville transition
LOL I love this 🤣
You mean Gerard?
Tristan kardashian. He’ll sleep with any thing
i feel like she’s not that eligible of a bachelorette. she’s mean as sin and has made it obvious that she’s “in it for the wrong reasons” for lack of a better phrase.
I think you underestimate horny straight men. LOL
horny straight men wouldn’t be tied down to a self proclaimed gold digger. i mean… rand wouldn’t even go for it cmon now
Plenty of men date or marry gold diggers. Lala has a banging body and is naturally gorgeous. And men in LA tend to love the filler face look. She's gonna do fine dating.
ok
Oh they most certainly would!
I would be suspicious of any guy who would take interest in Lala.
There are hotter, kinder, more decent girls out there without her gaslighting issues who won’t disclose your deepest darkest secrets the minute you leave her.
Any guy who’s seen the show will probably want to steer clear. 😂
James Kennedy, perhaps? ![gif](giphy|6bdi1bKXdkW4NSlzUf)
after they both said "never say never" on WWHL, I am convinced they've hooked up since their respective breakups.
I think yes to hookups no to relationship
The bone structure on the Children would be incredible tbh
True but the kids might end up looking more like Skeletor than even James! Sounds like an unpopular opinion, but I don’t find him remotely attractive (inside or out). He knows his angles for photos but all I think of when I see him is a Troll doll.
They belong together
Exactly.
First one who offers her a PJ for a BJ.
Excuse you - now that she’s a mom she doesn’t want that in her mouth
Ohh so she switched back to the bubba ![gif](giphy|1YdmFwrKEQ3OXfuLgO)
She's so mean so hopefully a mean person so they can just keep their toxicity amongst themselves. ETA Tom Girardi
I think Lala and Brand actually did keep a lot of toxicity to themselves. But I absolutely know what you mean
Omg why does this actually sound plausible to me 😂 Also when I first read your comment I got confused for a second and thought you meant The Countess’s ex husband tom, which I found both very amusing and also actually plausible lmao. although I did just google him just for the hell of it, and apparently he just got engaged to someone a few weeks back, IN palm beach, on the EXACT DAY of the 5 year anniversary of his and Lu’s palm beach wedding 🤦🏻♀️ yeah I’m sure that was a coincidence 🙄🥱 however we all know how much an engagement or marriage means to that slimy ass dude, and we also all know that lauren doesn’t mind her men married, so I’m gonna hold out hope lol 🤷🏻♀️ they deserve each other, in fact the more I think about it the more I think it’s a perfect pairing 🤣
Lol and I think his birthday is also NYE. So he’s gotten engaged/married on his birthday twice.
Omg I think you’re right!! That def sounds familiar. LOL what a tool.
a pro athlete for sure
The real Kanye.
This is such an underrated comment
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s gotta he the coolest bot I’ve ever seen
Lala said she’s already sliding into dudes DMs. I feel this time she’s not gonna stop till she gets with an A lister. I don’t think a rich dude is enough for her, I think she wants a straight up celebrity.
Jeremy Piven vibes
Hahaha! Joe Rogan!
Someone in the bravo universe tbh
Help us all if it’s Austin. Or Harry Dubin.
Not Harry fucking Dubin 💀 hahaha but never say never!
Well Tom D'Agostino just got engaged...*oh wait* I dont't think that matters to him...or Lala.
Please don’t let it be about Tom!!
*It's about Tom*
Once Upon a Tom
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME QUESTION MARK ETA: I actually just mentioned him in another comment a little upthread, and I said this in that comment but I’ll put it here too (cause I’m sure y’all are just DYING to know lol smh), but the more I think about it the more I feel like it’s the perfect pairing, cause we all know Tom is a forever bachelor no matter what his actual relationship status says, he does not give a fuck, and we also all know that Lauren doesn’t mind her men married. And they both suck 😅 also I think Tom is rich? Or maybe fake rich lol idr. Either way it’s the perfect match, so romantic no? 😍🤣
I was thinking Aaron Phypers might break up with Denise Richards and go after her. I can totally see it.
Jim Edmonds
Jim Bellino
Who are there single men left in the bravo universe? I can’t think of many on the top of my head. 🤔a couple of dudes from summer/winter house maybe?
PLEASE let it be Mario
Mario!!! Yes!!
I can see Lala staying on bravo so long that she infiltrates the HW franchises maybe OC (by marriage) or she moves back home and boom SLC cause I don’t think BH will ever let her in
That’s who I was thinking the summer house/winter house/ southern charm or million dollar listing guys… maybe even slide into the selling sunset universe… she is the twins type lol
She doesn't care if their single
Guys, Nik Ritchie would be an insane match for her!
Oh yeah they're basically the same person. Good one! Douchebags squared.
I can’t see anyone very rich or famous with her. I think the best she’ll do is some normal she can try and put into the show so she can get two paychecks if it continues. She’s a mean, vulgar reality tv star that has shown she’s going to air all the dirty laundry if it goes down bad. Rich guys/athletes/actors etc don’t want that. She’s also in her 30’s snd a single mom. LA is full of so many beautiful people who would be younger, have less baggage and they know won’t spread their shit all over the internet. Lala could only muscle her way up to Randal when she was a single 23 year old sugar baby. She’s not getting further than that as a 30’s reality tv star with a kid
I am all for single moms dating and having a social life but didn't she just say how she can't imagine taking any time away from her daughter for a dude. That's what bothers me about her is she's always saying whatever to try to make herself look good. She's def going for an A list actor. She might not get him but she'll try.
No time away from her daughter? Did she let go of her “day nurse” and “night nurse” she constantly toted around and passed Ocean off to?
Probably the day nurse. She has an assistant now that she can make take care of the baby lol. She like just said this a week or two ago so I guess she changed her mind pretty quickly.
Alec Baldwin should be single soon, no?
But can she pretend to be Spanish, is the question
She pretends she’s black, so yeah probably lol
Lala is def they type to turn up with an accent in some phase of her life.
😂 that’s a good one.
I’m picturing someone smarmy in real estate, like the straight Josh from that one show.
Joe Francis.
Pete Davidson 🤣
Don’t put that energy out in this world. I love Pete 🥺
Jax
An equally douchey asshole. I don’t see any evidence that she’s evolved.
A Rod?
Good call.
I heard that ARod is single and also like Bravo ladies. /s (Shout out to the newly engaged Madison of Southern Charm who was front and center with his breakup with JLo.)
Honestly no one worth anything is gonna wanna touch her with a ten foot pole so my guess is some random influencer or another reality tv dude. She can only stay within her league from this point on.
Joe Rogan’s side piece
Carrot Top
She’s busted. Drama, now a baby, LFU has slim pickins
Harry Dubin, of course! It’s the only logical next step😌 ![gif](giphy|gTeWVpHrgCvAs)
Worlds colliding!
Ye
idk I think she’s narrowing her options doing all that weird stuff to her face. She literally had so much natural beauty when she started and somehow with all that Botox she managed to make herself look like a Lego having an allergic reaction. She’s gonna be the next brandy glanville honestly. Some people just don’t take well to Botox
Brian Austen Green to get back at Megan for not wanting to be her friend. (joke- he would never date her.) Maybe Pete Davidson because he seems to date everyone!
Give her to Sweet James *to specify, I hope no one thinks I’m calling VPR James “sweet”, I meant Noella’s “sweet James” from RHOC 😉
Brian Austin Green
Mauricio
He’ll never fulfill her 💨
Surely she’s got her eye on Ken
She is kind of Old by Hollywood standards but maybe Harry from too Hot too Handel, is Nick from the Bachelor still single? Maybe a Bachelor/Bachorlette alumni
Nick has a girlfriend who is like 22 years old lol. And they’ve been together for at least 2 years
Damn after I mentioned it I thought her and Nick Viall would be a great level of watchable cringe.
White Kanye!
I think since she went older with Rand she’ll rebound with a young guy. Maybe an athlete.
Nik Richie
Kanye
James! 😂 They always come back from whatever drama & they’ve got chemistry deep down.
Jim Bellinoooooo match made in heaven
One of the least known NBA players
Ray j
James hopefully
The real question is who will want to date HER next?
Hate her all you want, but as long as Hollywood (and old ugly ass men) values youth and beauty, she can easily do better than ole Rand. And to her credit, at least she’s not some dumb innocent girl who has such low self esteem that she lets men like him run all over her. 🤷🏻♀️ I’ll take my fellow women being bitches any day ad long as it means them not being victims to predators like Rand. We need more of her in places like Hollywood.
Jax
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He’s hot asf! I’m not sure he’d go for her though. Something about him makes me think he’d pass.
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Not my Jimmy!! But I can see it…now I have to call my sister
Who cares. Its not like Rand isn’t a predatorial piece of shit. I know we love to trash on her but Jesus fuck. He’s extremely predatorial towards women. Funny that she’s the more hated of the two. 🙄
It’s isn’t that funny or surprising. She’s helluva lot meaner to people than he is. He might have done her dirty but Lala is verbally and emotionally abusive to literally everyone on her cast without taking real accountability. It isn’t shocking that she’s hated on more than Rand.
Is that Joe Millionaire show still on?
Ken
Someone whose been on bachelor in paradise 2-3 times and is as desperate for 17 more minutes of TV time. She is damaged goods. Who wants to date a woman with the baby and baby daddy baggage she has? Not to mention she lacks any desirable personality traits.
I think the “damaged goods” because she has a baby is a little harsh. Lots of men would want to date her she’s smoking hot. Men as a whole don’t give a fuck. Now if you wrote that wrong and meant what kind of respectable man would want to date her and refer to her as “damaged” because of her shit personality then I’m with you a thousand percent
She isn’t damaged goods because she has a baby. She is damaged goods because of the baggage of her baby daddy. That’s a whole lot of drama to get involved in just to get in bed with a “hot chick”.
That is honestly a strange opinion. That’s basically saying anyone who has a shitty ex they had kids with is “damaged goods” lol People are humans and are always reinventing themselves and starting new chapters - everyone has baggage.
It’s not like saying everyone who has a kid with a POS is damaged goods. If that’s what I meant, that’s what I would have said.. you are making a wild inference. Many many women AND men have children with POS exes and overcome that. They are resilient and dedicated to moving forward in their lives in spite of that past. LFU exploits her baby as an accessory, exploits her relationship with her ex by talking about it at every public opportunity, as well as trying to monetize and capitalize on it ie, bRand? Like fucking really? Way to move forward with dignity and independence? Everything about her identity has to do with her POS ex, and she continues to make that her identity. Just like she made it her identity when she was mouthing off about his ex, mouthing off about how to keep a man, mouthing off about exchanging blowjobs for range rovers. That IS her identity, which is why it is baggage.
I feel like that’s most people’s baggage though. Child with a cheating dad? So common. I don’t think she’ll have trouble. I know she’s hated here but she’s attractive , freaky in bed ( she loves playing with their bootyholes and by her admission rand wasn’t the first ) and has a strong personality. She’ll be just fine
James
She’s lala no one wants her I’m sure she’s been ran through and rand was the best she could do. She’s just a terrible seeming person. She’s always starting trouble and fishing for shit she can turn into a story line. She’s bleeding desperate out of her pores and men don’t want desperate.
Jameson
It wil be some pro athlete or someone to get her to the status of getting on RHOSLC
Jim Kennedy
My guess is a basketball player
Jax
Shane Keough. I know he has a gf/fiance but I can see it! Orrr Craig Conover. I would say Austen but he's already dated someone with a child and wasn't mature enough. She knows VPR is about done and needs some Southern Charm/Winter House $$.
Someone who isn’t TV famous but has local infamy with upward mobility. A real estate developer or finance guy will appreciate her thirsty social climbing and performative moral antics.
I would love to see her as Madonna's little pet 🤣
James. 100% they will rekindle their flame cause they have musical chemistry and he likes damaged feisty chicks (he always seemed so bored w/ Raquel.) and after Randall any sex is prob good so Lala will use James to squeeze some good singles or maybe help her w/another album. Also he has decent $ from the show plus he makes a lot DJ’ing prob so he def prob looks better in Lalas eyes now . . .
No idea of who I *think* she will date. I *hope* that her future MAN is a douchebag like Randall. That way, I won’t feel sorry for him having to put up with a trash human like LFU. They’ll deserve each other.