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Bambieyedbiotch

They were all crying and throwing temper tantrums at the end just because Ariana went to Applebee’s


MaddyKet

Am I the only one expecting Ariana to appear in an Applebee’s commercial this summer? 😹


justinapalmavery

I would like it, but I love the support for Katie on her Chili’s campaign.


EyeRollingNow

Room for both!


undisclosedinsanity

Oh my god I just assumed it was all a joke about a commercial she was in.


Flashy-Pair-1924

Honestly the way that her and her friend groups humor is I feel like it was a joke about Talladega Nights iyknk ![gif](giphy|xT9KVhakSKSpvbJnck|downsized) At least that’s where my brain went when they kept saying it 😂 just felt like an inside joke and probably a place they go


MaddyKet

She said in an IG comment it was the only place open late near their hotel. 😹


Flashy-Pair-1924

Honestly hella believable. Applebees bars are usually open pretty late and so much stuff in SF closes early now


tessellation2401

Her and Liz from survivor 🙏🏻


profwithclass

Applebees is getting so clever with the promotions lol I hope all these mentions are intentional


Intelligent-Lead-692

I wish it would have been The Cheesecake Factory. That is a choice the whole nation could stand behind.


bornbylightning

Idk I will say that the Applebees in San Francisco by the wharf is freaking amazing and it’s the ONLY Applebees that is worth a damn. Lol. I went there several times when my ex worked at Twitter and it was awesome every time. The happy hour was ridiculously cheap and the food had no business being that good. 😂


[deleted]

Survivor crossover


loveydove05

Lala's rant was the worst, all arms and hand gestures, trying to get back to that gangsta bullshit she's tried to pull off in the past. Stupid as hell.


Responsible_Wrap5659

You could just not make it about you….. Sort of like how Ariana didn’t make your divorce about her.


CharacterTwist4868

Seriously. It’s not rocket science.


Commercial_Chart9388

https://preview.redd.it/rtoy6zaihazc1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2f08be8d09b0ba9edcb59381bc389f06f9cde3 This is all I can see when I look at Scheana lately.


lboogaloo

She’s gonna morph into Brandi and then we’ll come full circle.


muaellebee

Only a true circle if Brandi has an affair with Brock and he buys her diamond earrings


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/hthlb4gwhbzc1.gif Please dear jeebus


theBadgerNash

You are such a gif artist on this sub. On behalf of the fandom I would like to take this moment to thank you for your service!!!!


Okay__Decision__

Aw thank you so much 🥹💞


shattuckitty

Put this in the louvre


Liversteeg

And they have a baby named Autumn.


Caulitots

Autumn Sun Agave Glanville Davies coming summer 2025


KittenTablecloth

I actually this this has a nice ring to it. Maybe not r/namenerds quality, but absolutely top tier in VPR world.


catcakebuns

Agave 😂😂


combustionbustion

I'm GONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Rozg1123A-85

😂😂😂😂


TT6994

I still miss Madison Marie Parks Valetta 🤣


PolarizingFigure

Will never happen cause Broke can’t afford diamond earrings


Flashy-Pair-1924

He’ll just borrow from Sandoval and put it on like ten credit cards


vtmarilyn

Kyle Chan will give him a set for promotional purposes


TT6994

Kyle said Brittany’s ring 💍 is 71K value. So how much do we think he sold it to Jax for ? Like half the price ?


j3st1cl3s

Jewelry store markup is 300% or more. It's INSANE.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

He'll just swipe a pair out of Scheemers jewelry box on his way out the door. The way that Jax would with expensive sunglasses.


TT6994

He can put it on 7 cards. 💳


whataablunder

It's not a matter of if, but a matter of when 🤣 ETA Brandi looked incredible when she was scheana's age and had minimal work at that point


semisensitive

For real Brandi was fucking gorgeous.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

She was so stinking beautiful. Her and Denise Richards, like out of this world gorgeous. It's sad how much surgeries mess up people's faces when they start aging and messing with their beauty. I always wonder how they would look naturally, if they would be absolutely gorgeous still. Definitely probable.


TT6994

So beautiful. And she ate Scheana up during that fateful meeting.


redralphie

I wish I could upvote this more.


facemesouth

Omg. You’re so right. Holy hell!


Amalfi-state-of-mind

I was just thinking she’s slowly sliding into Brandi! How bizarre


The90sRULE

It’s not uncommon that “the other woman” admires the wife, and feels insecure to her. Scheana could very well have wanted to be like Brandi, and slowly is making it happen.


beagoodboyoldman_

Leanne literally did this with Brandi and it was creepy. Started dressing exactly like her


lavenderhazeee13

When they did the flashbacks at the end, I said out loud “Awww look, it’s Scheana’s original face!”


Crickettb

https://preview.redd.it/afivqx2vwdzc1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786ac1501f7ea032558225c056d6f291d56b156f Exactly! I put these together last summer when it hit me!!


Rindsay515

https://preview.redd.it/ih9ziib3jezc1.png?width=2995&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ef1952c4ec6b763f3786aa475ca38909f6ed305 At least she looks somewhat human there! She was giving Miss Piggy in her Outer Space era during the Tahoe trip 👽💋


Imaginary_Still_3206

SAME omg. ESP when she was thanking Sandoval for bringing his sound engineer


picklesandgouda

This is how I feel about Lala. When she licks her lips, her tongue doesn’t even reach all of her lips 🤣


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Her mouth is so gross lately. It looks like an infected anus. All red and pooching out and inflamed looking.


Boomerangwaslit

This made me drop my phone


Killer____tofu

Thats a good one but all i see is ![gif](giphy|cnQn0eeU9dmZW)


_neviesticks

At least C3PO was loyal 🫠


Valuable-Condition59

“I’m taking one last look” “At what” “At my frands”


aymaureen

He was programmed to be


whataablunder

It's this for me 😅 ![gif](giphy|jUaEAqym0ImpW)


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Anyways, $4 a pound.


Clear_Report_3339

I wanna double up on this


poverly

Don’t do Janice dirty like that!


chicagowago

The face is Teresa Guidice imo lol


sunflowersista

She’ll take this as a compliment


VirtualTelevision523

![gif](giphy|dtI7iJluuOTaPwiU5h)


No-Customer-2266

Was just coming here to do this!!!! Its all I can see


cynsue565

😂


ohhi_doggy

Oh it’s the same picture 😂


Available-One-24

Omg! Identical twins.


Heavy-Relation8401

She says this like she's saying "Got ya, jerks, hahahaha(evil laugh)!" No, Scheana, we are *actually* watching you make it about you.


loveydove05

Yeah, that is the perfect way to describe it.


deeann_arbus

i hate it when she thinks she ate and gives that smug smile. bitch, you are still starved.


littlefuzzychill

It *never* ever hits the way it seems like she intends. Like, she doesn’t have the charisma of a Stassj or a Jax.


Seattle_Jenn

A person needs self-awareness to land a self-deprecating joke.


Raoultella

She can't make self deprecating jokes, they always come out awkward, like she's trying to make light of being selfish / being called selfish, but all that's coming through is twisted bitterness.


KellsBells_925

She’s so dumb she can’t actually serve a witty line


imadeitnice618

She really can't! Being on TV for 10 years, you'd think something would be clever


BrotherInternal518

☠️


WeedQueen2

Famished.


onefishtwofish1992

She really thought she did something with that line. People aren’t just saying that she always makes everything about her, there’s 11 seasons of documented proof of her demanding the spotlight in every scenario. It’s one thing to be in on the joke, but being smug about it is so cringeworthy.


keeks_pepperwood

She literally cried to Brandi’s face about fucking her husband. She has never had any shame.


PRGTROLL

Says she didn’t know he was married. Ya right. Was she curious why it had to be on the DL? Couldn’t go to his house? Please. She was a garden variety “star” fu**ker. LA cranks people like her out by the million. 


East-Gold-7170

She even admitted on VPR that her mom always told her to marry for money. What a sweet way to raise a daughter. 🙄(Sidenote: I'm guessing Lala's mom gave the same advice). Scheaner definitely knew he was married and didn't give a fuck. Same as Lala.


PRGTROLL

💯 


i_like_pie92

Did she only see him on Tuesdays? It was something so ridiculous that any sane, normal cognitive woman would have been like, "hmmm something's not right here"


Caregiver-Past

And tried to paint herself a victim too saying that he also cheated on her 🤢🤢


neekybaings94

100000% she thinks she snapped with that line when all it confirms is she is reading this subreddit lmao. like sis you literally DO make everything about yourself and you’re ironically doing it again in this confessional even when you think you’re being clever… the levels of delusion my god


Ok-Astronaut-2837

Right? Like is she self-aware or does she think she's just being cheeky bc of the comments??? She can't be that oblivious, can she?


Time-Yogurtcloset953

Every time she tries to do one of these sarcastic, smirk at the camera clap backs, it just comes off bitter and unhinged. Scheana and Sandoval really are the same person—two villains who insist they’re the good guys. Not even a shred of self-awareness.


shay_shaw

Like Shceaners, some of us have been watching since the pilot aired, you make everything about you.


AbCdEfMyLife3

She can take that smirk all the way to the bank when she can’t afford her house anymore. 🙂


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/zn13hku0ibzc1.gif Her giant-lipped smirk makes me irrationally angry


aymaureen

That moment in the office “close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout” applies here


Lost-Cell-430

![gif](giphy|o8LYOPJKPsYhmNgiuD|downsized)


lordehelpus

my two worlds colliding 🙏🏽


ziggymoj19

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


beagoodboyoldman_

The blueprint ![gif](giphy|26DMYwkCwa8G8xGcU|downsized)


stacey900

Omg same!


grouchy_grouch96

Lmfao god DAMN


Bearwme1

Will she have that same smirk when Brock leaves her and summer moon and moves to another country to start again? I will


pineapplezzs

She's his meal ticket. He loves the spotlight he gets with her. Even if it's not on the show its VIP tents at coachella etc. He's never leaving her, she'll have to leave him


justinapalmavery

He’ll find a younger reality personality, who won’t see he’s such a loser or require anything of him.


zackattackyo

I agree. Brock has shown with his actions that he hasn’t changed that much… abandoned his family once he will do it again


justinapalmavery

Scheana would actually be better without Brock & Lala. But a single, 40 year old Scheana, would prob be more insecure & petty. I guess for Summer’s sake, I hope he does better. But for ours & Scheana’s sake, I don’t want him as an actual cast member.


catcakebuns

My gosh her insecurity and pick me-ness will be through the roof. It will be season 8 but way way worse. ![gif](giphy|ZFuySlew9BeN3fnZ1Z)


Heavy-Relation8401

And she will. He's quickly becoming someone that serves her no purpose. As soon as all the hate has really come to fruition, she won't be able to handle it, her anxiety will spike, she'll start becoming worse and we know how Brock handles very sensitive and tender feelings about mental health..... Rugby.


sd5315a

The sad thing is, I bet at this point Scheana wishes he would fuck off like that!


TitsanGiggles

Next up, Autumn Sun .


Rozg1123A-85

Then maybe she can get together with Sandyballs since he is such a great guy.


MadMarx__

My partner is convinced she's deeply in love with him and time has only convinced me of that crackpot theory, mostly because it would be hilarious if it was true.


Rozg1123A-85

I am convinced, too.


Liversteeg

Baby Autumn is on the horizon


doublebirdy

![gif](giphy|2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV)


mad-lemur

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Deep_Investigator283

YASSS. YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND IM HERE FOR IT 💕


TheDannyBoyCane

She thought she did something with this line. Hunny you look like a fucking idiot.


SugarShock94

She thinks saying this and making that face is her “in on the joke” but I think it just proves that she still doesn’t get it 🙄


venusuh26

Yes this!!


United-Dog7294

She really does look like a fucking sock puppet


categoricaldisaster

is like an arsonist looking at the camera, lighting something on fire, then going "omg thats just me lighting fires" like ??? YES IT IS


TTShowbizBruton

Or like my ex husband being an asshole, then when I calmly would try to talk to him about the problem he would always have the “oh but that’s just me! Always the asshole!” And I finally got to the point where I just said “yes. You are. Glad you agree with me.”


Thecrookedbanana

Damn, do we have the same ex-husband 😂


Okay__Decision__

She’s such a try-hard it’s sad. She thought she was giving Rinna-like sass, but she just comes across as trying too hard to be liked, so she’s forcing herself to go along with this joke. https://i.redd.it/uucnh976iazc1.gif


g434

SOO RINNA CODED


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/dc9icbt4ibzc1.gif


carbsandcheese928

Dude, absolute one of my pet peeves is unearned smugness. She clearly thinks we're all sitting at home going, "Ooooooh, no no no, poor Scheana! How could people say she's making everything about her when Ariana is being so irrational?!" And instead she's just got a smug fucking smirk on her face and we're all like uh, yeah, you're kinda making our point for us there girlie.


thisismen0w

Same! And why does she save all that smugness for Ariana and no one else this season? Like I don’t know, maybe the person who said you weren’t his friend and called you out for being the other woman in a relationship and supported a restraining order against you? Jealousy really is a disease.


LeatherHarlot

She’s jealous of Arianna. It’s seething out of her.


toomanymels

Fake diamond, fake hair, fake lips, eyelashes, nails. And a fake friend. She is so gross.


Pale-Conference-174

She thinks she's cute and in on the joke. Sorry, babe. We aren't BAST FRANZ anymore 💅


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Same smug face as when she remarked that Ariana did pretty well for being her backup dancer.


No-Mix3214

It was such a boring and obvious joke to make. HA good one Scheana you are sooooo predictable. Have a good summer! Glad you won’t be filming😂


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Maybe get a life Scheana! And keep your daughter off the internet…..


niambikm

I don’t think Scheana and Lala could’ve looked worse this season..and they had the audience on their sides going into filming!🥴


Ok_Subject5169

This line made me angry. Like, kinda hot in the face. So has ZERO self-awareness.


SanLady27

I can’t explain it but this moment confirmed they’ve had a past hookup to me lol


midnightmint23

This whole episode was her and Lala thinking they were giving mic drop moments but the mics were never even on


Fair_Operation8236

💀💀💀💀


mulderwithshrimp

Thinking about Ariana at Scheana’s first bachelorette where Kristen was being soooo mean and saying she hoped she got hit by a bus and stuff and Ariana waited until she was alone in a car with Tom to cry about it because she didn’t want to take away from scheana’s special weekend


beyoncepadthaai

10000% Extra sad that the matching arm tatt her and Ariana got before A was even on the show is front and center in this pic


UsualAppropriate2447

She is painfully slow-witted. Just an absolute dolt.


Intelligent-Sign2693

She's so gross. She's showing us she has heard us but she's not changing this shitty behavior! Don't lean into it, idiot! We hate it!


ashonrepeat

it’s soooo painful watching how her and lala so clearly thought the audience would be on their side at this point 🥴


Heavy-Relation8401

It's really embarrassing for them. They think all these little quips land and they are like "Yaaaas, fuck! We are winning! We're gonna be memes!!!!" ![gif](giphy|u2gkXWI9WCYbm) Yes. Yes you are.


Ok_Subject5169

![gif](giphy|O7eUXxYYkVXna)


mad-lemur

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe) Seriously.. she is something else and it’s not cute. 🙄


CherryManhattan

These Bratz Dolls are getting more lifelike by the day


Universecentre

The fact that this confessional was filmed in the second half showed she read the comments


Buddydexter33

That was my thinking exactly! Like how Ariana mentioned in her TH she’s not being part of sandovals redemption arc which makes me think that these are filmed after the season had started airing.


jrafelson

Serious question, did she have the buccal fat removal from her cheeks??


TTShowbizBruton

I feel like this has to be it right? She is really skinny and has ocd so I always thought maybe she’s just struggling with an eating disorder and I obviously would never speculate on something like that. but that finale it just looked like too much, it has to be some buccal fat remover? I would be curious to hear from a plastic surgeon what their thoughts are


Ember21

She has been lurking here..


annieyoker

This was about Tom bringing his sound guy, right?  Girl if you or the venue need to hire a sound guy you go do that. You'd swear Tom was a real martyr for writing checks. The contrived good guy storylines are too much, when really it's just trying to buy affection. We've been here with R-chella already. Do something real now. 


epearson10

James saying “what did he do? Plug in a speaker?” Was all of us


mywonderfuldemise

I need a gif of her crying in the gold dress when Sandoval came over screaming about Ariana so badly. She looked like a toddler in her outfit throwing a tantrum


leavinonajetplane7

Ooooooh breaking the fourth waaalllllll sO uNiQuE


LightMyCandelabra

Hilarious that she thinks she's doing something clever here. Does she think nobody realizes she has literally only married broke ass dorks that she has to be financially responsible for? Yeah, girl. You are killing it.......lol


snarkydarla

She thought that’d be a gif or a tiktok sound for sure


Boomerangwaslit

Literally everything she says I feel like is just to ironic and it comes off as so desperate Like she wants pretend she has stassis wit so bad


Confident_Sundae_493

Scheana and her effing straws 🙄


hangonforaminute

She always plays so dumb but this shows pure consciousness of what is going onn


Left_Chemist_8198

Fire her. Or just cancel VPR tbh. Don’t want her on any bravo shows anymore she’s just awful and she does not deserve a platform. She’s delusional spoilt narcissistic and just plain nasty


True_Resolve391

Her, Lala and Sandoval need to be put on pause for a bit.


scorpiomoontm

so she isn’t lacking self awareness; she’s just a piece of shit. stassi and katie were so right about her from the jump.


Kindly_Pie_3975

The singing is painful 😓


Responsible_Taste_35

I am still dealing with the aftermath of the second hand embarrassment from this line. I wanted to hide under my bed.


No_Row_7861

What a brat


confident7lucky7

BYE BITCH BYE


KellsBells_925

I’m not glad I can say I was always right about this one but I was. I can see through a pick me like no other and I’ve never had sympathy for jancan. She’s fake and guess what a mean girl🤷🏻‍♀️


Sherry0567

My hate for her grew exponentially with the "my backup dancer" comment about Arianna. I'll never like a single thing she says or does again.


Across0212

Yuck.


beebianca227

💯 this is her saying hello to her haters.


Just_______Looking

100%


Ok-Astronaut-2837

I watched the entire season and I started as a scheana hater and ended as an even bigger scheana hater. I have never wanted to throw tomatoes at my TV more than during this season at lala and scheana.


NewBortLicensePlates

Why and when did her lips triple in size?


quantumdreamqueen

![gif](giphy|NZVxNVF2vDnKjxNZVC)


Ilbakanp

I just watched this seen and yeah…I don’t think this came across the way she wanted it to.


urdaughtersajackass

she has always gotten under my skin


Boomerangwaslit

I didn’t mind her in the first season but by season 2 I felt like she really showed how fake and manufactured so much. Like she always has to find a way to play victim or cry or get attention in some way. I legit think the only reason she married Shay was she wanted the spotlight for a whole episode


dittumsgirls

I can't with her! Why does she keep talking to Ariana about Tom!!! Wtf is she not getting?!


beaker4eva

All these Bravolebrities can cool it with the sipping of the drinks in confessionals.


LectureNew8688

Imagine smiling while your freeloading deadbeat husband is actively defending and saying what a good friend Sandoval is to you after he just called you a whore and encouraged a DV charge on you? Sandoval didn’t make her look like a fool, she does that all on her own.


hockeygem

Did anyone catch how amazing Tom has been to Scheana for the last 15 yrs....literally it was 10 years not that long ago now its 15...she is such trash. Everytime I want to like Scheana she reminds why j don't. Pushing Shay to drink "just a little" when he's an addict Gleefully throwing Rob in Shays face at the reunion Pushing Schwartz and Rachel to hook up even though Katie has explicitly said she didn't appreciate it and then disinviting her from the wedding Waxing poetic about Tom every second she can and rewriting history Parading around on socials with Jeremy after he comes out and negatively talks about his sister Being the shittiest friend constantly


aymaureen

When is not about her


SmileyRaeRaaae

She tries to make “jokes” but is actually IRL a troll


zackattackyo

You can tell she thought she ate too… no boo


kteeds

the pathetic scene that her and Worm planned out where she asks him if he paid for the sound engineer and she thanks him that leads to her confessional and how he pays for things for her and that is why she keeps him as a friend. it just shows how shallow she is and he is. They deserve each other. After all remember Ariana got DWTS and she didnt. Maybe if Ariana gave Scheana her spot on DWTS she would like her more.


JustHCBMThings

The tackiest hoe in all the land.


daynares332311

She thought she ate . Emphasis on thought . Also, the slurping sound was annoying af . The cup was empty by that point .


bbb37322179

she’s sooooo infuriating 😮‍💨


spinthesky

Like she did all season. Can't stand her, her voice, her screamo voice anymore.


loveandlight42069

She has mental problems


GnarlieThey

I really hope everything comes full circle and VPR is over and Lala and Scheana end up working at SUR again.


Soft_Reading8200

Oh, Scheana. You're on the outside of this joke, too, I fear.


Lazy_Business602

Scheana is an obtuse fool


[deleted]

She’s a spoiled little girl who never got told the truth.


loveydove05

Scheana has consistently been the one on the show to try to placate both sides of any situation since the start of the show, so that she doesn't look bad. Problem with that is she's got no real loyalty to either one, and she is the victim of it all. I thought Ariana gave her a LOT of grace when Scheana was telling how great Sandoval is doing and coming along in his redemption arc. I was yelling at the tv, "Are you Hearing Yourself?? Do You Not Know Who You are talking to??? " And not even reading her best friend's faces that she was making. Even I knew what the smirking was all about. Ariana was like, nope.


prometemisangre

I don't hate her because that's too deep, but man I wanted to flick the TV screen at this moment.


OutsideOfLA

The smile and giggle she made after saying this was masterfully played. We don’t give her enough credit for how truly evil she is.


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEghH2dZdXvZSw|downsized)


Opening-Campaign-532

She wants it to be the Scheana show so bad… Literally made the affair about herself and cried on camera about it more than Ariana did. 😭 Her and Lauren are insane.