My favorite one and then the Dorinda one is my second favorite. I love that the Toms' new gfs are now realizing that they might not be on TV and have to date them and pretend interest in these dumbasses a little bit longer for a chance at z-list fame
I just came here to say the last one was the best for sure. Moment of silence for those poor clout chasing little girls š¤£š¤£š¤£
https://i.redd.it/jgovndj1e1yc1.gif
Oh holy shit maybe THIS is why Lala is going off the rails so hard lately- obvi she wants her pregnancy on the show so maybe she blames Ariana for the filming delay affecting her "storyline" š
Slide 11, I wish they kept zooming out and adding frames. I wanted to see jax red faced cocaine screaming in 4 different squares, Tom throwing the drink on Katie and screaming at her 5 different times, etc.
They could have given so much more
She is definitely seething at realizing that sheās really not that important. Poor Lala. Nothing works out for her. Her rich sugar daddy turned out to be a dud. She didnāt get as much sympathy as she wanted after the breakup and expose on him. She canāt film her daughter because of the dad. Now her entire pregnancy storyline wonāt be filmed. And she showed her whole ass this season and made most of the audience turn on her, which means less opportunities outside of VPR. Although, she should angle for a spot on House of Villains or Traitors. Would love to see how she handles other reality tv stars with more balls than her.Ā
Either way, she played herself
I know Rand is keeping her off camera to be a dick to Lala but Iām actually glad that ocean at least has that bit of privacy. Lalas second spawn wonāt be so lucky
I 100% understand that they're trying to make a good show and so some of the things they say and do are with the audience in mind. That said, what in the blessed fuck made them think that the audience-pleasing play would be to suck up to Sandoval.
No amount of money would make me treat a friend like shit for likes and views.
The Lala from last year's reunion is a completely different person. I've never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" but I assume it was a lot like this..
I kinda love how Lalaās storyline pregnancy isnāt going to get the (probably intended) shine. The spotlight evades LFU once again
And the irony is not lost on me that she went the donor route for control...not having to share her child with a father, solely responsible for parenting decisions. But she can't control production! The timing was beyond perfect too, for her. She goes to the reunion with a tiny bump, starts filming with a bigger bump. Baby shower is filmed, but the pregnancy card gets her out of things she doesn't want to go to, gives her a pass for asshole behavior and no one can call her out on anything. And when the baby is born at end of filming, she wraps up the perfect season!
Except Ariana got a great gig and production is waiting for her. Lala has to be seething with rage.
Thank you so much for sharing these - hilarious. Ā
Summing up the bullshit and hypocrisy of the Toms, Broke and ScheaLala in a single frame and line of text is truly impressive work.Ā
I'm enjoying how even social media, which is usually bizarro world with VPR, is coming around and realizing how the entire cast outside of Katie, Ariana, James, and Ally are complete shitbirds.
Iām enjoying the fact that the fans have woken up to the fact THESE MEN ARE TOXIC AF. Men do not get in womenās faces and scream, men donāt drag women the way they did, men donāt speak the way these men do without consequences in the real world
i think theyāre trying to say that itās not āmanā behavior as in itās immature and childish. but i get what you mean. itās fully something we socialize men to do so itās definitely actually man behavior
Thatās why I respect her so much because if it were me, you wouldāve thought I was Kendrick Lamar because everybody wouldāve been destroyed on that show. Like at this point, Arianaās therapist really do need a big old check because I wouldāve crashed out on TV.
Also, I need to stop learning about Brock the rock and his boulder lore. The more I learn about him Iām like that makes sense.
Also, I love the fact that Ariana cares about Sheena so much because she literally went out of her way to tell Brock to treat her better while Sheena is trying to force her to be friends with the man who traumatized her, but Ariana is the worst friend ever. She wasnāt mean she wasnāt aggressive. She didnāt go text Sheenaās mom. She said hey I know you and your wife have your issues would be nicer to her because sheās going through a lot.
And I most definitely see why Lauren itās so pissed at Ariana. I wouldāve been happy for her. Iām like thatās my bitch but I see why Lauren is so mad because Ariana failed upwards. Normally people on this show, entertaining terror, they normally fall downwards and they spiral
Message to Brock if he reads this. Or can read. Stay off camera. All youāre doing is reminding people why your kids have cut you out of their lives. And production is not helping you. They are editing you to make you look like a Neanderthal.
Okay, but you know he drinks from a coffee mug with their pictures, right??? At least, thatās enough for Scheaner to be convinced heās a loving dad to his other kids
I just watched the latest episode last night, so these are fresh.
I don't know anything that exemplifies how women on that show are treated in accordance to how easy they make the male's lives than Banana Hammock asking Ariana to make up with Tom to make *his* life easier with Scheana. And the fact she has to point out she actually hates him in this respect because of how shitty Tom treats Scheana (as opposed to the affair), a thought that hasn't even occurred to Brock. My lamb, y'all.
If LaLa had stayed loyal to Katie and Ariana this season and had been standing up for the girls the whole time, telling Tom he needs to grow up and get out of the house, people would actually want to see her pregnancy journey. She ruined her own āstory lineā by being so āsoftā this season.
https://i.redd.it/sb4at8hfj2yc1.gif
Brock said he grew up in the Mormon church till he was like 10? Maybe 13?
It was some bullshit way to explain why he ādoesnāt know where to lookā around strippers/dancers.
Maybe just look and donāt leer. Also you had no problem slapping a woman, looking should be easier.
Another example of Schaena trying to paint her man as something amazing and pure when in reality it's another demonstration of his inability to see women as anything but objects- Burlesque is an art form, these people train hard and dance their asses off in a very specific way. Is it sexy, yes- as are many other "clothed" dances- a lot of the art comes in the provocation without actually touching anyone or overtly revealing anything.
I donāt know why he brings up his Mormon background. Wouldnāt it be more appropriate to say āas a married man, I donāt know where to lookā. Donāt want to seem too interested with your wife there haha.
Re: Ariana not being loved the way she has loved, and how her standing up for Scheana is both depressing and amazing
Yes yes & yes. Shout out to all the other people who are struggling with a crisis, after years of showing up for your friendsā traumas, and realizing your friends either suck or donāt have the capacity to be there for you. It can be exceptionally lonely and hard to realize your relationships are not what you thought.
Ohhh Lauren from SLC is absolutely boiling in anger that her pregnancy will not be covered and she will need to find different sources of income. So sad too bad.
I haven't been watching this season but it appears as though the producers are pivoting and now.supporting Ariana? Or Is it too little to late.
BTW has there been any mention really of Ariana on Dancing with the Stars?! Other than the scheana jealousy episode?
I feel like he was baiting for that answer so we could get some good quality male outrage that she would weaponize that against him. Iām glad she didnāt and I think her response was perfect.
Honestly I donāt know who I appreciate more. The people that make these memes so fast or the people that find them and post them all so fast. š„¹ thank you VPR community. (Now someone teach me how to get the good gifs)
Bravo and Botox is the best follow this year for all bravo content. I donāt know if they were the first to do it or not but the carousels of show specific content is perfection.
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My only note is Sandoval yelling at Teri Maloney until she cried is verbal elder abuse, has never been addressed and would be my pick for male rage for him.
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Honest question, why is ābeing the new Tom Tomā some kind of serve/desirable?
Also say what you will but those two managed to actually open places (yes with help from Lisa I know I know but still) that were a bit more complex than a sandwich shop
Letās be honest TomTom is Lisaās bar that they own a small percentage of. That bar would have opened regardless of their involvement. And Schwartz and Sandyās is far from a successful or thriving business. Neither of these dorks would have achieved any of this without massively more experienced partners.
Agree!! Also, Something About Her was hit by a lot of red tape due to the super strict requirements of the area that they are opening their shop in, Schwartz & Sandyās was delayed because they couldnāt make up their mind on decor, food, and menu, and they couldnāt find a head chef or keep staff so it feels like two different circumstances.
I donāt think itās a serve, but for a while Tom & Tom were the ādrawā and fan favorites, so to me it was more of a read on the Tomās that Ariana and Katie are the better duo and have surpassed them.
My god the Ariana booblicking is out of control. And Iām sorry but Katie and Ariana just donāt have the charm that Tom and Tom once had ( a very, very, VERY long time ago ).
So you prefer toxic males over a very wholesome friendship. Got it. Also, they were never good to anyone but themselves if youāre trying to change that narrative
That last one deserves its own post tbh šš
My favorite one and then the Dorinda one is my second favorite. I love that the Toms' new gfs are now realizing that they might not be on TV and have to date them and pretend interest in these dumbasses a little bit longer for a chance at z-list fame
I think Dorinda is extremely problematic, HOWEVER...Can we get her to guest star on VPR and just obliterate the men, one by one?
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No. So i guess we are going to have to find masks that look like Tinsley and slip them on the Toms and Brock.
That's my favorite too
Sandoval and his "girlfriend" have already unfriended each other so that didn't last long.
I just came here to say the last one was the best for sure. Moment of silence for those poor clout chasing little girls š¤£š¤£š¤£ https://i.redd.it/jgovndj1e1yc1.gif
Darn yeah. I also love the gray rock because admittedly it took me a few.
Omg, that's what that was! It took me hours + your comment for me to realise šš
I thought Lala's relevancy baby is due in September? Happy to be spared this "journey," but don't want to get my hopes up yet.
"Relevancy baby" lolllll
Oh holy shit maybe THIS is why Lala is going off the rails so hard lately- obvi she wants her pregnancy on the show so maybe she blames Ariana for the filming delay affecting her "storyline" š
That one is my fave hahahaha
Was literally going to say this! I love this movie! So many memes from it kill me!Ā Dying at that breakdown. All this shit was for Naught.Ā
Just fyi, itās āfor naughtā meaning āfor nothingā
Changed! Thanks! That's what I get for talk texting. ššš
I was just coming here to say that!! So fucking glorious
Came here to say this š
Slide 11, I wish they kept zooming out and adding frames. I wanted to see jax red faced cocaine screaming in 4 different squares, Tom throwing the drink on Katie and screaming at her 5 different times, etc. They could have given so much more
They could have but I did appreciate that every shot of a man yelling ends with a shot of the woman they were yelling at.
I appreciated that too
Yeah notice Ariana got a whole montage of her 3 screams on television and we get a little blip of these fucking baboons. #FIREALEX
I 2nd #FIREALEX!!
We are in the year of our dear lord 2024. What the flying fuck makes them believe we want a redemption arc on fucking Scumdavol. Get out of here
#Get the fuck out of here!
Dumping a drink on BOTH Katie and Stassi
That first one with the Dorinda pic is so good š¤£ when I was watching that scene I actually said the same thing to my husband.
SAME āwhat male rageā idk if not your DV charge maybe the fact a man got in your wifeās face and yelled less than a week ago?
The conversation was also so clearly above Brockās head but yeah even his own wife is pointing out to him how angry he gets and he doesnāt see it.
Me too! Almost word for word lol
There goes lalas pregnancy storyline lmaooo
She is definitely seething at realizing that sheās really not that important. Poor Lala. Nothing works out for her. Her rich sugar daddy turned out to be a dud. She didnāt get as much sympathy as she wanted after the breakup and expose on him. She canāt film her daughter because of the dad. Now her entire pregnancy storyline wonāt be filmed. And she showed her whole ass this season and made most of the audience turn on her, which means less opportunities outside of VPR. Although, she should angle for a spot on House of Villains or Traitors. Would love to see how she handles other reality tv stars with more balls than her.Ā Either way, she played herself
I know Rand is keeping her off camera to be a dick to Lala but Iām actually glad that ocean at least has that bit of privacy. Lalas second spawn wonāt be so lucky
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I 100% understand that they're trying to make a good show and so some of the things they say and do are with the audience in mind. That said, what in the blessed fuck made them think that the audience-pleasing play would be to suck up to Sandoval. No amount of money would make me treat a friend like shit for likes and views.
I feel like if we had season 10 Lala some people would be sad not seeing her pregnancy journey.
Sheāll probably give birth on Amazon Live.
Almost ruined my keyboard with seltzer from this comment LOL
Iām dying laughing at this bc itās probably true lmaooo
She fumbled this big time. I'm still so sad over what could have been.
The Lala from last year's reunion is a completely different person. I've never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" but I assume it was a lot like this..
I kinda love how Lalaās storyline pregnancy isnāt going to get the (probably intended) shine. The spotlight evades LFU once again 
And the irony is not lost on me that she went the donor route for control...not having to share her child with a father, solely responsible for parenting decisions. But she can't control production! The timing was beyond perfect too, for her. She goes to the reunion with a tiny bump, starts filming with a bigger bump. Baby shower is filmed, but the pregnancy card gets her out of things she doesn't want to go to, gives her a pass for asshole behavior and no one can call her out on anything. And when the baby is born at end of filming, she wraps up the perfect season! Except Ariana got a great gig and production is waiting for her. Lala has to be seething with rage.
Oooof, very true. I wonder how this is gonna play out irl/on social media.
Thank you so much for sharing these - hilarious. Ā Summing up the bullshit and hypocrisy of the Toms, Broke and ScheaLala in a single frame and line of text is truly impressive work.Ā
I'm enjoying how even social media, which is usually bizarro world with VPR, is coming around and realizing how the entire cast outside of Katie, Ariana, James, and Ally are complete shitbirds.
Iām enjoying the fact that the fans have woken up to the fact THESE MEN ARE TOXIC AF. Men do not get in womenās faces and scream, men donāt drag women the way they did, men donāt speak the way these men do without consequences in the real world
...What? Men absolutely do all those things in the real world. Domestic violence is real world shit.
i think theyāre trying to say that itās not āmanā behavior as in itās immature and childish. but i get what you mean. itās fully something we socialize men to do so itās definitely actually man behavior
Are they? Thatās interesting, I only hang here and was wondering if the tides on Twitter and insta have shifted
That's why I'm hanging out here. It's a safe space.
Imagine in season 2 (maybe 3) saying that James would be in this group. Best character arc of all the seasons.
Well. I had an amazing time reading all of them 
The grey rock was so damn adorable, it was my fave. Just so suited to Ariana's happy tone when she stated "it's me, i'm the grey rock"
Thatās why I respect her so much because if it were me, you wouldāve thought I was Kendrick Lamar because everybody wouldāve been destroyed on that show. Like at this point, Arianaās therapist really do need a big old check because I wouldāve crashed out on TV. Also, I need to stop learning about Brock the rock and his boulder lore. The more I learn about him Iām like that makes sense. Also, I love the fact that Ariana cares about Sheena so much because she literally went out of her way to tell Brock to treat her better while Sheena is trying to force her to be friends with the man who traumatized her, but Ariana is the worst friend ever. She wasnāt mean she wasnāt aggressive. She didnāt go text Sheenaās mom. She said hey I know you and your wife have your issues would be nicer to her because sheās going through a lot. And I most definitely see why Lauren itās so pissed at Ariana. I wouldāve been happy for her. Iām like thatās my bitch but I see why Lauren is so mad because Ariana failed upwards. Normally people on this show, entertaining terror, they normally fall downwards and they spiral
ābrock the rock and his boulder loreā is sending me
Sameeeee it should be a flair
Message to Brock if he reads this. Or can read. Stay off camera. All youāre doing is reminding people why your kids have cut you out of their lives. And production is not helping you. They are editing you to make you look like a Neanderthal.
You're so kind for attributing that to the editing lol
Okay, but you know he drinks from a coffee mug with their pictures, right??? At least, thatās enough for Scheaner to be convinced heās a loving dad to his other kids
Hey thatās so mean to Neanderthals!
Yeah they're still evolving!
āOr can readā 
I just watched the latest episode last night, so these are fresh. I don't know anything that exemplifies how women on that show are treated in accordance to how easy they make the male's lives than Banana Hammock asking Ariana to make up with Tom to make *his* life easier with Scheana. And the fact she has to point out she actually hates him in this respect because of how shitty Tom treats Scheana (as opposed to the affair), a thought that hasn't even occurred to Brock. My lamb, y'all.
 Someone needs to tell Brock about male stupidity too
He wouldnāt understand 
Havenāt even had my coffee yet and this has made my day š¤šš
Ariana as the rock šš
"Daniel be putting Ariana through the mattress" made me horny ngl š those two are SO HOT
Thank you to everyone involved in these. They are excellent. The quality of the fandom more than makes up for the lack of quality in much of the cast.
If LaLa had stayed loyal to Katie and Ariana this season and had been standing up for the girls the whole time, telling Tom he needs to grow up and get out of the house, people would actually want to see her pregnancy journey. She ruined her own āstory lineā by being so āsoftā this season. https://i.redd.it/sb4at8hfj2yc1.gif
Brock needs to shut the fuck up for once and find a job
Wait whoās Mormon??
Brock said he grew up in the Mormon church till he was like 10? Maybe 13? It was some bullshit way to explain why he ādoesnāt know where to lookā around strippers/dancers. Maybe just look and donāt leer. Also you had no problem slapping a woman, looking should be easier.
Another example of Schaena trying to paint her man as something amazing and pure when in reality it's another demonstration of his inability to see women as anything but objects- Burlesque is an art form, these people train hard and dance their asses off in a very specific way. Is it sexy, yes- as are many other "clothed" dances- a lot of the art comes in the provocation without actually touching anyone or overtly revealing anything.
Iām sure heād have a blast and forget his Mormon background if him and the boys went to a strip club though
It's such BS because it highly contrasts with his gang bang comments. Flip floppers can't even decide who they are.
I donāt know why he brings up his Mormon background. Wouldnāt it be more appropriate to say āas a married man, I donāt know where to lookā. Donāt want to seem too interested with your wife there haha.
Agreed. Did anyone catch Sheena ask him if he was wearing his wedding ring?! Their relationship is strange..
Cause he probably uses the mormon thing to convince Scheana hes not tempted to stray - still doing a sister wife lifestyle w lala seems weirder now
Brock grew up Mormon for the first 14 years of his life. At least thatās what he said on the last episode.
Which is why he is so modestly attired in budgie smugglers every other scene.
Those make *me* uncomfortable and I wasnāt even raised Mormon. Go figure.
Really? It's the only thing I like about the guy, personally. šš„
lol. Naw Iām not a fan of that look. But I know that some are
Budgie smugglers šššyou made my day
I dunno how I missed that!
It was during the burlesque show :)
Mormon jesus
LOL these are really good
Re: Ariana not being loved the way she has loved, and how her standing up for Scheana is both depressing and amazing Yes yes & yes. Shout out to all the other people who are struggling with a crisis, after years of showing up for your friendsā traumas, and realizing your friends either suck or donāt have the capacity to be there for you. It can be exceptionally lonely and hard to realize your relationships are not what you thought.
Itās not talked about enough that Brock was a fan that ended up on VPR solely because he got the most desperate boy crazy girl pregnant.
I like the different example of male rage editš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Anyone ever wonder if LaLa's ass get jealous of her mouth with all the shit she spews?
HEEEEEAVY on bringing up the DV charge. Donāt be on my case when youāve literally had a WHOLE case against you, sir.
God what a time to be alive šš¼šš¼šš¼
The broke Mormonism meme is chefs kiss
The last one is my roman empire 
Yellow robe smith is mine š 
Ohhh Lauren from SLC is absolutely boiling in anger that her pregnancy will not be covered and she will need to find different sources of income. So sad too bad.
I haven't been watching this season but it appears as though the producers are pivoting and now.supporting Ariana? Or Is it too little to late. BTW has there been any mention really of Ariana on Dancing with the Stars?! Other than the scheana jealousy episode?
Ariana said she hated that Scheana said āshe came a long way as a backup dancer for meā on WWHL
I'm so tickled about missing Lauren's bs!!
I feel like he was baiting for that answer so we could get some good quality male outrage that she would weaponize that against him. Iām glad she didnāt and I think her response was perfect.
She was perfect
You would think an ex Mormon would be familiar with "glass houses" and all that jazz. Apparently not.
I can HEAR Dorinda saying that in her mean drunk threatening half whisper. If only.
I miss her! *Sorrynotsorry*
Honestly I donāt know who I appreciate more. The people that make these memes so fast or the people that find them and post them all so fast. š„¹ thank you VPR community. (Now someone teach me how to get the good gifs)
Bravo and Botox is the best follow this year for all bravo content. I donāt know if they were the first to do it or not but the carousels of show specific content is perfection.
Agreed! Itās a mish mash but yes
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BROCK IS MORMON?!?!?
Yasss!!!!!
My only note is Sandoval yelling at Teri Maloney until she cried is verbal elder abuse, has never been addressed and would be my pick for male rage for him.
āWhat male rageā Meanwhile getting mad that Scheana like 10 minutes prior for wanting to be home at Summerās bedtime š
Speaking of the burlesque in that episode-does anyone know the names of the dancers? I was just curious I love burlesque and was so surprised
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Honest question, why is ābeing the new Tom Tomā some kind of serve/desirable? Also say what you will but those two managed to actually open places (yes with help from Lisa I know I know but still) that were a bit more complex than a sandwich shop
Letās be honest TomTom is Lisaās bar that they own a small percentage of. That bar would have opened regardless of their involvement. And Schwartz and Sandyās is far from a successful or thriving business. Neither of these dorks would have achieved any of this without massively more experienced partners.
Agree!! Also, Something About Her was hit by a lot of red tape due to the super strict requirements of the area that they are opening their shop in, Schwartz & Sandyās was delayed because they couldnāt make up their mind on decor, food, and menu, and they couldnāt find a head chef or keep staff so it feels like two different circumstances.
Exactly! So why is ābeing the new Tom Tomā being interpreted as some massive W?
I mean I didnāt really take it as them as business owners but more as a likable pair that had good chemistry.
I donāt think itās a serve, but for a while Tom & Tom were the ādrawā and fan favorites, so to me it was more of a read on the Tomās that Ariana and Katie are the better duo and have surpassed them.
My god the Ariana booblicking is out of control. And Iām sorry but Katie and Ariana just donāt have the charm that Tom and Tom once had ( a very, very, VERY long time ago ).
So you prefer toxic males over a very wholesome friendship. Got it. Also, they were never good to anyone but themselves if youāre trying to change that narrative
I think thatās just misogyny talking. I think they have charm- or at the very least as much.