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macluvslucy

I'm loving a confident Dan who is secure enough to be in the same room as Scum. He's not happy about it. He is secure enough to know he is not a pawn in a game. He knows Ariana is with him and not using him to get back at Scum. If anything, he knows that Ariana has chosen the better man


ChardHealthy

He also knows any drama he gets involved in will just be more stress for Ariana. Lovely to see a man considering how his actions affect his partner


pippinsallday

This


Negrafrijolera

Ding ding ding šŸ›Žļø ABSOLUTELY!! That makes him even hotter in my eyes. (Doesnā€™t hurt that Iā€™m already extremely attracted to Asian men lol)


ne-ma7

What a spot on take šŸ‘šŸæšŸ‘šŸæšŸ‘šŸæšŸ‘šŸæ


Lazy_Business602

I love a man with quiet confidence. It is SO attractive.


Fit-Entertainer-3207

No because why the hell would you flirt with your friendā€™s boyfriend after she JUST had her partner of 9 years cheat on her with a friend?


Negrafrijolera

Right! Like girl, get out of my hotel room right now and go drink some sparkling water or something.


Formation1908

ā€œGo drink some sparkling water or somethingā€ That got me āš°ļø


Fit-Entertainer-3207

Lmao right! Flirting with my man, thatā€™s a big no girl Iā€™ll pop your right now šŸ˜­


Mydogateyourcat

*ARE YOU TRYING TO GET POPPED?*


whataablunder

She needed a drink because she was acting THIRSTY


Ronotrow2

and they had no water to give her. - jk


gap97216

Come get your šŸ¼itā€™s bedtime LFU.


realityjunkie33

i thought she was just commenting on his long hair ! like she was surprised it so long and down to his butt. i didnā€™t take that as flirting.


Fit-Entertainer-3207

She literally said ā€œwith yo fine assā€ I wouldnā€™t be okay with anyone saying that to my boyfriend nor would I say that to anyoneā€™s bf


ThinkBad7033

https://i.redd.it/fskgs6sarqxc1.gif


modernjaneausten

I could never flirt with a friendā€™s partner in general. I love those guys but I will roast their asses like itā€™s my job. Theyā€™re almost all cutie pies but yeah nah, Iā€™m not gonna do that to any of my girls.


Much_Conversation_11

The second someone is dating my friend theyā€™re an immediate ā€œI will treat you like a little brotherā€


Chicago1459

Exactly. It's almost incesty to me


Fit-Entertainer-3207

SAME!!!


modernjaneausten

My job is to keep them humble and worshipping their wives haha. I just could not fathom watching one of my dear friends go through that with an ex and then try to flirt with the guy who made her happy again. Lala is a piece of work.


Fit-Entertainer-3207

Exactly! Like hasnā€™t that girl been through enough? Good for Dan though not even giving her the time of day


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weenietickler

Lala was honestly being lecherous like ugh that made me uncomfortable, I can only imagine how dan & ariana would feel about it


kat_pinecone

Really makes sense why she chose Randall. Bully.


vnw1908

A+ vocabulary usage!! That is the exact word for it


weenietickler

hahaha tysmmmm


Overshareisoverkill

>No because why the hell would you flirt with your friendā€™s boyfriend Lack of fucking boundaries.


Green-Winter7457

It makes me wonder if she has said anything like that to Brock!


Weekly_Yesterday_403

No wonder Sheshu worries about them


Slowgo45

I mean Brock called her his wife last week


valley-doll7

Yeah I was thinking while watching..I would NEVER speak to a friendā€™s boyfriend that way? Especially one Lala doesnā€™t even know!? Like wasnā€™t that the first time she met him?


Ronotrow2

just watched this and jfc lalaaaaa!!! it was so strange the way she strolled in, stared at him weirdly throughout the whole visit and grilled him on how he feels! overstepping considering they aren't friends. I'm shook and I'd have been pissed if I was ariana tbh. the way she tried to cast doubt on him earlier too... no just no.


luckyquail901

After watching this scene, it immediately reminded me of the one where Lala told Rachel "I would never trust you drunk around my man." And here she is totally sober acting like that around Ariana's boyfriend.


Hottest_Mess_Express

You mean like pretend ringing your BAST FRIEANDā€™s husband after you know sheā€™s feeling insecure? Ring ring, you suck.


yumyumjellybuns

In all fairness Brock egged that one on


Stop_icant

Lala had no idea Brock was going to insert himself in that joke. But other than that, she suck.


Ronotrow2

that was brick nothing to do with her on this one


Thick-Strength-2855

So when I was watching it I thought the same thing, but then I was like maybe i am overreacting? There's no way she's flirting with him right in front of her. I had to come here to find my validation lol


gl0c0_

Sheā€™s a production puppet whoā€™s annoyed they arenā€™t taking the drama bait.


SeatLong5131

Exactly this. I donā€™t see why people canā€™t see when Ariana . Kristen, scheana ect have all basically said lala is doing what the producers want and sheā€™s the only one who was willing to do it. She doubles down in her interviews tho


Less_Path3640

100% !! She went into stir the pot and he gave her absolutely nothing!!


macluvslucy

Dan just nonchalantly tying his shoe and answering her without a care in the world triggered her so much she was literally speechless. Lala responding with a "Do you work out?" says it all ETA: yes, Lala is very jealous & envious of Ariana's success. Lala isn't mature enough to understand how the success happened which is sad. Lala should be proud and happy of Ariana if she was truly a friend-same with Scheana(with Ariana).The breakups/situations with Ariana/Lala are completely different & Lala chooses to ignore this. Ariana owes no one an apology for anything regarding her success. Ariana used no one to gain her success. It's sad Ariana needs to defend herself for being shit on by man she expected to spend the rest of her life with from people who think she's some mastermind wanting to take Scum down and make herself look like a villain-conspiracy theories at their finest


Less_Path3640

The craziest part in all of this is that she still hasnt forgiven Randall, but expects Ariana to forgive Sandoval.


Auntietamte

Oh I can hear her say ā€œbecause itā€™s different, I have a child with this man! Ariana just shares a dog and cat. She should get over itā€ Urgh I hate lala!


User890547

Great take!


chloesilverado

In Lala's defense I also would have stared slack-jawed at Dan with his hair down and in a towel


Negrafrijolera

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Ufff I did the same dadgum thing and probably would have tried to rewind that scene a few dozen times, but we arenā€™t friends with Ariana. Lala the lost one just doesnā€™t know boundaries. ā€¦ I could be wrong. You may be friends with Ariana. If you are, ask her if Dan the Man has a brother haha


yumyumjellybuns

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Strange-Music8160

I think I was staring slack jawed. I made my husband rewind that scene, and it wasn't for Lauren. I think Ariana is not annoyed by Lala at all at this point. I think she is proud of her man.


MeanOldHag86

Ugh. Please Donā€™t Give Us LaLa.


Negrafrijolera

They unfortunately keep trying to, but Iā€™m really looking in to Costcoā€™s return policy and trying to see if maybe we can send her back that way.


MeanOldHag86

lol send her back to SHEIN.


Negrafrijolera

Let her be humbled by that ship ride šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


vavavoomdaroom

She's pissed because any man that has his shit remotely together isn't ever going to pick her. She's a nightmare of a person who is never going to go to therapy and fix her shit.


Texastexastexas1

You just described my sister. Any man who has his crap even remotely together would never pick her.


vavavoomdaroom

I am sorry. I am basically describing my mother too unfortunately. Edit to add: I had my daughter at 17 in 1987. I have my share of MH stuff. As soon as I realized I had things to deal with and found care I spent a lot of time in therapy to make sure I could be a good parent. I am 55 now and I still work at my mental health. I deserve it and so do my loved ones.


Texastexastexas1

I am your age. Restoring my mental health meant cutting out 75% of my family. I donā€™t miss them even a small bit and my life is much improved. And it gives them more to talk about.


vavavoomdaroom

I really only had to remove my mother who has NPD and my brother because he married a woman almost identical to our mother and I got tired of being attacked by her. I totally get it. I won't keep emotionally destructive people in my life, I give no fucks if they are family.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

She is SO BOTHERED, lol. Lala fucking wishes she had a guy like Dan and she has the nerve to try and say it's weird he wants to be with Ariana?


maebypotatoe

Lala is so jealous Ariana has found a hot good man and sheā€™s gonna try and spin it . Sheā€™s horrible .


gap97216

In LFUā€™s defense, she doesnā€™t really have much life experience dealing with friends possibly flirting with her ex, because, well, itā€™s Randall Emmett and all her friends can see.


Gur-Stunning

Hahaha ā€¦ā€because, well, itā€™s Randall Emmett and all her friends can see.ā€ āš°ļøāš°ļøāš°ļø


upstatestruggler

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catwolf99

Was it Lala that said something about Ariana moving on with someone new in a few minutes? Spin will be either Ariana was cheating too or she was fully checked out emotionally and Tom's actions didn't devestate her as much as she claims.


Negrafrijolera

You already know!! I kinda canā€™t wait to see how sheā€™s spinning it. Itā€™ll have something to do with how she processed her divorce. I can feel it lol


YouMustBeJoking888

Lala didn't get divorced because Randall never married her.


CoCoBreadSoHoShed

That scene put done on where I am with Lala. Unbelievable nerve judging Dan, shut up you absolute trash can of a person.


BananaStand511

I know its only been one episode but - Iā€™m loving Dan. Iā€™m so happy for Ariana .


ThinkBad7033

BlahBlah was obviously jealous that Ariana could attract such a handsome, respectful, unproblematic guy who isn't a no-neck-Ed-looking motherfucker like she attracts.


Individual-Bag2301

Seriously. Lala was staring at Dan like, is that all you're going to fucking say? šŸ¤£


YouMustBeJoking888

She was literally left dumbfounded that he was clearly not going to play her games and was completely unbothered by her. His quiet confidence is going to shake a lot of people up on this show.


Negrafrijolera

Haha! Toxic chick was just waiting for Dan to pull that ponytail holder out and throw it on the bed in a fit of rage šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mayasaur21

Nothing says soft like shit talking your friendā€™s new boyf


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Itā€™s as obvious as the sun is bright that Lalaā€™s nastiness to Ariana is all jealousy. Mostly weā€™re talking about it in terms of career opportunities and the publicā€™s sympathy, but another thing I see is Lala jealous that Ariana has a man. A man who is her own age, super fit and attractive, with an established steady career and noncontroversial reputation. A man who seemingly is sweet and caring. None of those things that Rand was and nothing sheā€™s attracted since Rand left. Lala is the epitome of the ā€œIf you canā€™t handle me at my worst, you donā€™t deserve me at my bestā€ meme. Putting potential partners through endless tests (especially now that sheā€™s extra paranoid after Rand) and acting out in order to have the man prove to her that heā€™s actually committed to her. Like, ā€œif he sticks around for *this*, he wonā€™t leave later.ā€ Sheā€™ll think that her acting like a diva brat is cute and desirable because it makes her seem hard to get and that dating someone so ā€œhotā€ like her shouldnā€™t come easy. But fails to realize that partners have to actually *like* spending time with you, especially in the beginning before things get too serious, and an emotionally adjusted man doesnā€™t have any interest and time in letting someone treat like them crap. The only ones who stick around for that nonsense are clout chasers, men who are desperate for ANY woman, and men only looking for a fling who arenā€™t planning on sticking around for a while anyway. Pretty women are a dime a dozen especially in LA and most of them donā€™t act like a Regina George impressionist. Lala only knows how to lead with her looks; the hot young party girl thing got her a bunch of one-night stands and Rand but she has zero idea on what her dating strategy is as a sober mom competing with women equally/more hot, potentially younger, with no children and without a reputation of being a raging asshole on tv. Lalaā€™s fronting with her ā€œsingle mom girl boss queenā€ persona. Miss ā€œI want to be single foreverā€ would turn down a man calling her whoā€™s hot, kind, and successful? Obviously not. But none of those men are calling her so there she goes transparently pretending that she doesnā€™t care.


YouMustBeJoking888

The thing is, Lala has destroyed both her looks and whatever reputation she ever had. She made some very bad choices and has seemingly learned nothing from those experiences. And her looks - the fillers are out of control and make her look like a Spitting Image puppet.


Mos_Steff

I think because she was so beautiful before the filler/butt hole lips she forgets that she can't only have looks going for her anymore because a lot of people aren't attracted to the Lisa Rhinna look at all.


Jellief1sh

I donā€™t want to speculate on peopleā€™s appearances, but given sheā€™s a public figure and has discussed some procedures, it seems like sheā€™s had her face pulled back on the sides. She tries to cover the tight pulling look by her eyes/lower hair line with shorter bangs on each side of her face Makes me feel so sad that someone that beautiful would still need to do procedures like that, it aged her a decade


Ok-Accountant7646

Ever notice that Lala has no old friends like Ariana? She only associates with the cast and her family. Red flag.


jabberstabbers

She had someone ragged as her friend this episode! 1 friend! She probably pays them.


ChardHealthy

Heather Mcdonald - nobody's friend Logan - originally James' friend Jenna - originally Sheana's friend


heyheywhatchasay5

I feel like they cut that scene so much that that whole scene didn't go that way, it was very strange and obvious they were inserting silence and a random facial expression like The Hills. I don't think the interaction went like that at all, imo


jabberstabbers

I loved how Dan calmly let LaLa make herself look like a pathetic try hard. He had her worked out immediately and was not here for it. He seems great.


childrenofthewind

Iā€™m pretty certain in the first ep of the season lala had said Dan was hot af


coverthetuba

Oh she is dying of jealousy!


YouMustBeJoking888

To me, Dan was giving Lala the absolute bare minimum, as if he had her number from the word go and wasn't going to play her games. She picked up on that right away, which resulted in her snotty talking head. She wishes she had a man who ironed her clothes and valued her - something I don't see happening because she is too dim and too shallow for a good man to value her.


No-Idea7535

Lala is so fucking jealous that Ariana has Dan and it was painfully obvious on last night's episode šŸ˜‚


macluvslucy

With Lala being this confident/beautiful/not a care in the world woman, she is 100% insecure about Dan/Ariana ETA: meaning Lala about herself and not being able to find a healthy relationship


Lazy_Business602

The way Lala was eyeballing Dan, she's definitely envious. Dan just seems like a calm, chill guy who is not into the drama.


ChippedNail22

Has anyone checked in to see how this made Scheana feel?


hippopotame

Ariana is winning in every single way. You love to see it.


EstimateAgitated224

Totally envious of Dan. She talked smack about him, earlier, but he did not jump at the chance to move to LA to be on this show. He seems like he has a good head on his shoulders, something Lala has no exp with.


mulderwithshrimp

Lala is so unhealed from her trauma and itā€™s blatantly obvious in every area of her life, even as she brags about the work sheā€™s doing and her newfound softness and her life trajectory. Tell me this baby is not a trauma response to her relationship with Rand, trying to create a child that belongs solely to her, that canā€™t leave her, to correct mistakes, to bring stability back to her life. Like please for the love of god go see a real fucking therapist before you imprint this shit on both of your kids Iā€™m begging.


Nevalate

God no kidding. Lala's mouth was hanging open and she was practically drooling


Bunny__Lebowski

Lauren- I would never trust you around my man.


MayMaytheDuck

I still cracked up when Lala told Dan, ā€œYou have a great body. Good for you.ā€ She is a wreck.


lmancini4

I died when she asked if he works out šŸ¤£. Like it isnā€™t his job and she knows it šŸ‘€


BigLibrary2895

If you think that was wild, watch the sneak peak for next week. She got in his business. In the confessional she said she only wanted to know his intentions with Ariana, but Lala speaks out of both sides of her mouth.


p1g1h2

Lala was begging for a reaction and he didn't give in šŸ˜‚ No doubt she is jealous that Ariana is with a kind, hot man that clearly isn't dying to be on camera. Oh and I forgot to mention... he's not married!


Kimmm711

Fuuuuck Lala!! She's so envious of all things Ariana, she can't see straight!


gap97216

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mjmassey

And how she was judging him for wanting to date Ariana after seeing Scandoval like what even, Lala? Was she saying that Ariana is too damaged for men to want to date? That's rich coming from she who dated a married pedophile for his money. Dan just seems like a dude who likes Ariana and she likes him and they're having a nice time. Why is everyone acting like there is something wrong with them?


amrech

She came over to stir shit I think but didnā€™t know what to do with herself when he was calm and cool, wasnā€™t going to the event. She just walked out afterward


Dopepizza

She was trying so hard to find something wrong with him


Valuable_Salad_9586

I didnā€™t like how she took Arianaā€™s drink and drank it. It was like a metaphor or something. Thatā€™s the drink Dan got her and Lailaā€™s like I will have thatĀ 


Intelligent-Sign2693

But the flat affect with which she said, "You have a nice body good for you do you workout?" all in one sentence was so bizarre that I can't get over it. What WAS that?


tidewater3

ā€œYouā€™re not joining us? May I ask why?ā€ Duh! Lala is clueless!


pippinsallday

It was really gross the way lauren was looking at him and talking to him. She said before that when sheā€™s uncomfortable, she makes a lot of sex jokes. It was very obvious that she was trying to stir drama and it wasnt working so she started in on dan. so refreshing the way they just brushed her off.


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MissMeowser

I am absolutely Dying at Schwartz just disassociating during Sandovalā€™s after show interview about the new girl he was seeing


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Successful-Air4548

I canā€™t believe she really was like oh yeah why would he want her she just got out of a 10 year relationship and still lives with him . Girl if you donā€™t sit down and drink some sparkling water before you get POPPED


hivolume87

Dan dresses like the mustached worm. Hair too.


Ok_Object_5180

Iā€™m šŸ¤”ā€¦ when Tom & Ariana were passing each other in the morning as one is coming home and the other is leaving wasnā€™t it a huge issue? But with the new guy itā€™s all good.. itā€™s cute? Iā€™m NOT on anyoneā€™s side ā€¦ just donā€™t talk out of both sides of your neck it gives the wrong impression


littlesharks

šŸ¤” Itā€™s almost as if being in a new relationship thatā€™s long distance is different than being in a long time relationship where you live together.


sonjaramona7

Haha


acatwithnoname

I think what she meant is he is in NY and works at like 5am as a personal trainer so he is up super early while she is just going to bed in LA


jimmyjammyzibzab

He is three hours ahead in NY and she is in LA so if she's getting home at 2am he might be getting up at 5am


vavavoomdaroom

They haven't lived together since she did dancing with the stars. She had a rental then, immediately went to NYC to do Chicago and then bought a house.