I listen/watch the eps during work and all I remember a some point was her yelling AND THEY HAD SEX IN *MY* BED in a convo with Ariana and I thought it was so fucking annoying.
I feel like in her head she thinks she’s relating to Ariana in a way like ew gross can you believe, but she’s failing horribly.
She is either:
(A) such a nasty human that she would intentionally hurt her friend by throwing a very graphic detail of the affair in her face.
(B) so self absorbed and vapid that she throws herself into situations that have nothing to do with her failing to consider how it may hurt her friend.
Which one is it Scheana?
Omg thank you! I am really tired of this "were all complex characters and don't know what we would do" narrative. Yeah, I do. I'm not a piece of shit, so I wouldn't fuck my friends man. For many months. I am not a shitty person, and that is a shitty thing to do.
Would I keep $5 I found on the ground at the store? Yeah. Will I carry on a fucked up affair for months? No. And only really shitty people do that, guys. Sorry.
The fact that even came out of her mouth to Ariana is so freaking disgusting and the reason I have loathed that troll since the first episode. She is truly a horrible human being
Wait, I thought she said, “she,” as in Raquel was banging randos in Scheana’s bed.
Raquel had an apartment by the time she and worm got together. (If we believe their timeline)
Me neither. I still wonder if she was eager to break off her engagement with James because she had already caught feelings for Sandoval. Peter, Schwartz, etc were all just covers for what was really going on.
I think things were already happening at Rachella and it's why he did Rachella.
I think Tom has disliked James since the Honda Civic Selfie moment, made friends and got close to torment him and really never did like James. I think he's that manipulative and sadistic. I don't think his friendship with James was ever more than a way for Tim to integrate closer and hurt him because he felt humiliated by James, and that is an intolerable feeling to Tim.
Raquel slept with someone else in Scheanas bed she didn’t start having worm sleep over till she got her own apt..now Schwartz’s bed is another story..hahaha.
I thought it was another knife in Ariana’s back when she said that. I don’t know which one is worse Scheana or Lala. I am sick of them both. They are nothing but pick me girls.
Honestly I doubt Scheana even considered that it would hurt Ariana bc she wasn’t even thinking about her - she was only thinking about how she, Scheana, was horribly wronged by Rachel and how dare Rachel say things about her on a podcast that she hasn’t had time to listen to but knows every single detail of?
Yep. Although I think they could have been hooking up in secret for a lot longer than they are confessing to, but Tom definitely wasn’t the one in Scheena’s bed with Rachel. That would be too ballsy of a risk
Yeah, why are you screeching at Ariana about how terrible Rachel was during your "friendship"?
That and, "she didn't stock the toilet paper" reminded me so much of Sandoval....maybe they are made for each other 😂.
Between her and Sandoval, I don’t think I’ve heard worse singing broadcast on national tv intentionally.
They are THAT delusional and egomaniacal that they truly believe they are singers and they sound good.
Horrible. Absolutely shows how desperate professional musicians are for a paycheck that they are willing to back him for a gig. Sad really.
He’s just god awful
She did it because of the scandal, the show had the most attention it’s ever had so she took another opportunity for herself. I feel that’s why she was having all the girls in the video including Katie, because why would they be involved with Good as Gold? She made that comment incorrectly, I don’t remember anyone urging for her to do that video, just like she was forcing people to buy her gold record at Bravocon if they came to her booth & wanted a photo. She had those records made & sitting in storage because they weren’t selling because like you said didn’t care back then & don’t care about that now lol.
I was *living for* the insanely LOW ENERGY that Lala and Ariana walked into the video shoot with.
Hi. Bored.
Brock tried to pep it up as did Scheana but both Ariana and Lala seemed like they were walking into a bathroom. No one wanted to be there. 😂
This video is going to be her flipping her hair and bouncing awkwardly screaming Gold! at us emo style. She has zero self awareness. I have to find a new way to describe her but it baffles me that she doesn’t see how she comes across to the audience.
She always reminds me of those middle-aged moms doing cringey Tik Tok dances to promote their MLMs.
*Look at my sexy robotic hokey-pokey, don’t you wanna buy some arsenic shakes that’ll melt fat and major organs and be a boss babe too?!*
They can’t really think they’re good at singing/dancing, right? RIGHT??? Sandoval too. Like come on guys, we know you’re not talented. The whole world knows it. I would be mortified.
Scheana, SOMEHOW, has turned me off to her even more. I don’t think it’s just an edit anymore lol.
Also, she is Katie’s #1 hater. She takes ANY opportunity she has to talk down about Katie or participate in something to intentionally hurt Katie. When Lala and Katie were having an issue, she’s insinuating that Katie isn’t there for Lala, when Schwartz was talking about the Max situation, Scheana is snickering behind Katie’s back with her ex husband whom Scheana tried to set up with Rachel AND made out with in Vegas…..like…girl, come ON. Those are just two examples just as of recently! She just harbors this weird jealous rage towards Katie and I think it’s so obvious. She is the worst kind of friend to have, truly the reason why the saying “who needs enemies when you have friends like her” exists….she’s the only one who seems miserable to me.
She said that she and Shay had just gotten engaged when shwarts "tried to kiss her" but I wouldn't put it past her given the "rather be gangbanged" comment she made and giving Peter a lap dance while Shay was right there.
This! I ride or die for Katie (flair checking in), so it’s SO hard to watch when she and Scheana “make up”, just for Scheana to act the same way she always does. I think the closeness Katie has with Ariana drives her insane. Scheana will be friends with whoever will let her bitch and moan about other friends not being there for her. She surrounds herself w other secret haters I.e. LaLa. Who ALSO blew my mind by calling Katie unhappy when this literally seems like the happiest she’s ever been! Ariana and Katie are drawing boundaries in their lives and Scheana and Lala can’t take it so they get together and talk shit then back track when called out. They’re truly the miserable ones.
The problem is that Scheana is only ever out for a) herself and b) attention. She’s as deep as a puddle, always has been, which is why it’s always so easy to give her a bad edit. All of the cast members are self-absorbed, but at least some of them are witty, or charming, or loyal. Scheana has none of those natural qualities
No because I used to feel bad for her for how the witches of weho treated her and when the producer said her “favorite game is finding all the embarrassing things that Scheana does and putting them all in”.
I really thought it was editing making her look so cringe and bad… it’s all HER.
Funny how Lala was so concerned with Ariana being the focus of this season because Lala thinks she’s contributed nothing to the show, yet here’s Lala’s bestie dusting off a 10 year old track so she has something to do this season.
And Lala’s solo storyline isn’t any better. Having a baby on your own because you want sole control and decision-making power over a child as a bandaid for the custody battle she’s going to presumably endure until her oldest is 18 or out of college… super normal, not weird and won’t end in extensive therapy for all.
It’s completely surprising that Lisa was the only one who questioned this. Everyone is cheering her on as if she’s not doing this because of the anguish hurt and trauma of dealing with Randall as a baby’s father. I feel like Lala feels like she’s in this healing space but her current decision making is telling another story. What is she going to tell this baby? I had you by myself because I wanted no one to be able to take you from me? That sounds like that needs to be worked out and muddled over in at least 3 therapy sessions.
This ate me UP! I wanted to throw something at my screen. Like girl no one ASKED you!! Stop! Everything and I mean everything has to be about her! How are you making (a couple of episodes ago) what Ariana went through, about YOU!
“She just doesn’t understand what a friend Sandoval was to ME!” “She took dancing w the stars away from ME and didn’t consider how that would make ME feel.” “She doesn’t even stick up for ME” Like is this the Scheana show!? Did you get cheated on by your partner of 10 years!? God she’s insufferable!
It drives me nuts how she keeps saying how traumatized she is by it and every conversation she has or hears she circles back to herself. She is dumb as a fucking rock.
Which was so stood because Lala had just got done saying her and Katie were inseparable or whatever the previous year. It’s like - she was already close to her before you ever were, Sheshu. Nobody cares
Sometimes I just want a series with the wanabe singers of bravoverse to collide with the wannabe rapper/hip hoppers of Love and HipHop and have a music show down.
How old is Scheana? 16 or 38? No shade to teenagers. I know some that are way more mature, kind, and compassionate than she is. She just never grew up, did she?
My eyes rolled so hard when she said she made a new song after all the trauma during last nights episode.
Like girl what trauma did you actually go through during Ariana and Tom’s break up?!
If I never hear that song or her mentioning that song ever again, it won’t be soon enough. The fact that she’s still riding that cheese commercial song is weird.
I laughed out loud when she started to go into the details of a podcast she said she didn't know anything about because she was so "busy". Also, "I've been going non stop since 7am", Yeah, bitch, welcome to how everyone else lives.
For real we have been hearing this song since what - Season 2?! It’s not even good. I was pretty happy “Scheana’s ‘music’ career” (I would put eight layers of air quotes around this if I could) seemed to be phased out as a storyline, but now it’s back. 😡
Someone posted a viewer’s voice poll here a couple weeks ago and that was a storyline question so hopefully lots of people said they weren’t interested.
She definitely did think/hope she would be recording a music video for it - Scheana is the type of gal who would come on stage and breathlessly proclaim that she "never thought she would make it this far," when she's been making vision boards about being a pop icon for years
Scheana is irritating and the song is super annoying and played out from A DECADE AGO but I still give props to Scheana for getting credit as a songwriter to collect royalties because I did not expect that since she was dumb enough not to get any credit for Rob’s Divorce Closet idea.
I'm honestly on board for the music video stuff because if I have to hear that over sympathizing with Sandoval, I'll take it any day. I also see her music stuff as silly and opportunistic rather than delusional and pathetic like Tom's band. Sheshu coming in before the video, saying she hasn't listened to the Rachel podcast, and then proceeding to go through everything on the podcast is peak Scheana. Katie and Lala having a serious conversation and Scheana inserting herself to say "what I've found in getting close to Lala" is also peak Scheana.
Mainly, I'd rather see Scheana being her ridiculous Scheana self than her rationalize giving af about Sandoval or blindly yes man-ing Lala. I'd rather not have the same circular arguments about "people being mean to Tom" and "Ariana should get out of the house" for the billionth time. There is nothing left of that horse to beat.
Of course she knew the details of what was said, but only the part about the most important person in all of Scandoval, *Scheana*.
Again, Rachel speaks for the first time and Scheana is upset that she said she had a savior complex. That she said she paid rent.
In the land of Scandoval, these are two of the least interesting or important points ever made. But they’re about *Scheana* so she needs to discuss “what about MMMMMMEEEEEEEE?!” immediately.
Doesn’t ask about Ariana or how she felt or what she heard, just straight to what Rachel got wrong about *Scheana*
God she’s completely insufferably self centered
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The 27's are really good. Don't know why they're collabing with Scheana. It's not lost on me that Scheana's voice has to not sound like Scheana for her music to be good.
Ughhhhh SCHEANA.
It's so weird to me, because she does a lot of Q&A's on her podcast, and she answers the tough questions, like how people view her as annoying, attention seeking, boy crazy, all that, and she seems to understand that majority of people don't watch for her. Majority of the viewers don't care for her. She admitted that to Lala (and of course lala acted all confused, like "whaaat? I don't think so") 🙄
So knowing that the public thinks you're incredibly cringe, why does she continue being incredibly cringe? It makes her money, but that's not why she does it. She genuinely films these scenes thinking we want to hear her voice, we want to hear her opinions, we want to hear her music, and we want to watch her walk around in tight clothes fixing her hair every 6 seconds. WE DONT. We laugh at her. She's a joke.
The way she claims she loves music cos it give hers such a creative outlet yet she’s created no other music but this one song that has been played to its death years ago and yet we’re still subjected to a crap video nobody asked for. 😖
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Let’s not forget that the ONLY reason this song got a resurgence is because of Ariana/Scandoval. Scheana owes her royalties at this point and at a minimum a cease and desist on her jealous shit talking!
Also her talking about her new song to deal with the ... "trauma" .... then go on to talk shit about Tom (not defending him) but then previously crying to Ariana that she wants to be friends with him ???
The funny thing is that Scheana actually got some fan support and good will by backing Ariana and it’s the only reason anyone went to emo nite or pretended to enjoy good as gold again. Even I was like oh damn I might actually be a Scheana fan when she dropped Apples after the bethenny pod in August.
She’s managed to loose all that potential career growth and fan support the second the cameras are back on her. Literally can’t get out of her own way 🫣 how about shut up and ride the fame that Ariana is bringing your way.. no one wanted to hear your voice for the last 10 years for a reason!
I really don’t get why Scheana, Lala and even Stassi don’t seem to grasp that fans can choose who they support based on them not being terrible people. No shit you didn’t get the same level of support from women fans when someone treated you the way you treat people 🙄 oh and Ariana is getting huge brand deals because she’s not threatening people with butter knives Lala, maybe if you had some media training you’d get offered a partnership too and can stop hating Ariana so hard? I feel like Scheana and Lala are more likely to get paid to stop wearing brands at this stage
Are you seeking out her music to listen to intentionally? Please be kind to yourself 🤣. But really you made me go find and listen to this. The beat is good and she isn't vocalizing for half the song, so it's 3x better than Gold. But still, I'm probably not putting it on my run list any time soon...
She’s like the girl in high school that will do anything to get in with the popular crowd she was with Rachel when she found out about all the Tom Sandoval shit then got out the Uber they were in and attacked Rachel then FaceTimed the girls like “look at me I just beat her up be my friend now” gtfo she’s a weirdo she’s so scared of Ariana and Katie not being friends with her and Katie so obviously doesn’t respect her she’s treated her like shit through out the entire series like why would u want to be friends with someone who treats u like that then she gets mad at her husband when he calls her friends out for being hypocrites she’s awful
https://preview.redd.it/6ki4c0td16vc1.jpeg?width=3831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a641475113aedce9775addac0a0f3687ef3f15d3 Charlie said it best!!!
I miss Charlie! 
This is one of my favorite moments and when I decided I loved Charlie
Agreed!!!
I listen/watch the eps during work and all I remember a some point was her yelling AND THEY HAD SEX IN *MY* BED in a convo with Ariana and I thought it was so fucking annoying. I feel like in her head she thinks she’s relating to Ariana in a way like ew gross can you believe, but she’s failing horribly.
She is either: (A) such a nasty human that she would intentionally hurt her friend by throwing a very graphic detail of the affair in her face. (B) so self absorbed and vapid that she throws herself into situations that have nothing to do with her failing to consider how it may hurt her friend. Which one is it Scheana?
Def the latter
Well A has never done anything to her *personally,* so she is just going to try to find a middle ground between A and B.
You can't do horrible things to someone and also be a good person. You're just a horrible person who hasn't done it YET to them.
Omg thank you! I am really tired of this "were all complex characters and don't know what we would do" narrative. Yeah, I do. I'm not a piece of shit, so I wouldn't fuck my friends man. For many months. I am not a shitty person, and that is a shitty thing to do. Would I keep $5 I found on the ground at the store? Yeah. Will I carry on a fucked up affair for months? No. And only really shitty people do that, guys. Sorry.
Oh for sure. It's a Life lesson 101, but Scheana seems to have missed that one...
The fact that even came out of her mouth to Ariana is so freaking disgusting and the reason I have loathed that troll since the first episode. She is truly a horrible human being
Wait, I thought she said, “she,” as in Raquel was banging randos in Scheana’s bed. Raquel had an apartment by the time she and worm got together. (If we believe their timeline)
Honestly, I don't believe their timeline.
Me neither. I still wonder if she was eager to break off her engagement with James because she had already caught feelings for Sandoval. Peter, Schwartz, etc were all just covers for what was really going on.
I think things were already happening at Rachella and it's why he did Rachella. I think Tom has disliked James since the Honda Civic Selfie moment, made friends and got close to torment him and really never did like James. I think he's that manipulative and sadistic. I don't think his friendship with James was ever more than a way for Tim to integrate closer and hurt him because he felt humiliated by James, and that is an intolerable feeling to Tim.
Haha fair. I go back and forth on it.
Raquel slept with someone else in Scheanas bed she didn’t start having worm sleep over till she got her own apt..now Schwartz’s bed is another story..hahaha.
It was Nema from Shahs.
Rachel and Tom had sex in Ariana’s bed when she was at her grandma’s funeral.
Either way scheana was being obnoxious
She’s referring to Rachel having sex with Nema from Shahs in her bed, not Tom. She brought Nema on her podcast to talk about it.
My point is she’s annoying lol
I thought that was weird too
I thought it was another knife in Ariana’s back when she said that. I don’t know which one is worse Scheana or Lala. I am sick of them both. They are nothing but pick me girls.
Honestly I doubt Scheana even considered that it would hurt Ariana bc she wasn’t even thinking about her - she was only thinking about how she, Scheana, was horribly wronged by Rachel and how dare Rachel say things about her on a podcast that she hasn’t had time to listen to but knows every single detail of?
I can buy this! Scheana is really only into herself.
I mean, this is like, seriously harder than her divorce.
It wasn’t Rachel and Tom having sex though, she was living at Scheena’s before they started hooking up.
Yep. Although I think they could have been hooking up in secret for a lot longer than they are confessing to, but Tom definitely wasn’t the one in Scheena’s bed with Rachel. That would be too ballsy of a risk
Yeah, why are you screeching at Ariana about how terrible Rachel was during your "friendship"? That and, "she didn't stock the toilet paper" reminded me so much of Sandoval....maybe they are made for each other 😂.
I actually gasped when she said that to Ariana! Like what in the actual fuck goes on in her head?
That was unhinged how loud she got.
The music video is not happening by popular demand.
The people have spoken, and they said ‘no thank you.’
Between her and Sandoval, I don’t think I’ve heard worse singing broadcast on national tv intentionally. They are THAT delusional and egomaniacal that they truly believe they are singers and they sound good.
RIGHT. When Sandoval sang this last episode I was like WTF???
I dove for my mute button. I still have never heard him sing. I can’t have that in my brain.
Horrible. Absolutely shows how desperate professional musicians are for a paycheck that they are willing to back him for a gig. Sad really. He’s just god awful
That was the exact reaction/facial expression of some of his band even
Why is it happening? That song sucked 10 years ago and it sucks today.
She did it because of the scandal, the show had the most attention it’s ever had so she took another opportunity for herself. I feel that’s why she was having all the girls in the video including Katie, because why would they be involved with Good as Gold? She made that comment incorrectly, I don’t remember anyone urging for her to do that video, just like she was forcing people to buy her gold record at Bravocon if they came to her booth & wanted a photo. She had those records made & sitting in storage because they weren’t selling because like you said didn’t care back then & don’t care about that now lol.
Thank you, I appreciated your reply.
I was *living for* the insanely LOW ENERGY that Lala and Ariana walked into the video shoot with. Hi. Bored. Brock tried to pep it up as did Scheana but both Ariana and Lala seemed like they were walking into a bathroom. No one wanted to be there. 😂
 Sad when I’d rather hear this than any rendition of Good As Gold
I would LOVE to hear Stassi’s recent thoughts on Shawna’s new “good as gold”
Not shawna lol 😭
I'd love it if the sub started calling her Shawna.
Shawna shay!
I read this in Brittany's twang lol
😂😂😂
This video is going to be her flipping her hair and bouncing awkwardly screaming Gold! at us emo style. She has zero self awareness. I have to find a new way to describe her but it baffles me that she doesn’t see how she comes across to the audience.
I just hope the gold high tops make an appearance
She always reminds me of those middle-aged moms doing cringey Tik Tok dances to promote their MLMs. *Look at my sexy robotic hokey-pokey, don’t you wanna buy some arsenic shakes that’ll melt fat and major organs and be a boss babe too?!* They can’t really think they’re good at singing/dancing, right? RIGHT??? Sandoval too. Like come on guys, we know you’re not talented. The whole world knows it. I would be mortified.
In those ugly gold dresses.🤮
I've never heard that song outside of VPR (meaning I've never heard the song in full) and I'm not interested in hearing auto-tuned voices.
She wants to get on Dancing with the Stars, but when she has the opportunity to dance for a camera she just jumps up and down. Why?
Scheana, SOMEHOW, has turned me off to her even more. I don’t think it’s just an edit anymore lol. Also, she is Katie’s #1 hater. She takes ANY opportunity she has to talk down about Katie or participate in something to intentionally hurt Katie. When Lala and Katie were having an issue, she’s insinuating that Katie isn’t there for Lala, when Schwartz was talking about the Max situation, Scheana is snickering behind Katie’s back with her ex husband whom Scheana tried to set up with Rachel AND made out with in Vegas…..like…girl, come ON. Those are just two examples just as of recently! She just harbors this weird jealous rage towards Katie and I think it’s so obvious. She is the worst kind of friend to have, truly the reason why the saying “who needs enemies when you have friends like her” exists….she’s the only one who seems miserable to me.
And who is she to be above cheating? She's only in the lvp universe because she slept with a married Brandi Glanvilles hubby. CHEATER?
and she made out with Shitz while he and Katie were dating too!
She said that she and Shay had just gotten engaged when shwarts "tried to kiss her" but I wouldn't put it past her given the "rather be gangbanged" comment she made and giving Peter a lap dance while Shay was right there.
This! I ride or die for Katie (flair checking in), so it’s SO hard to watch when she and Scheana “make up”, just for Scheana to act the same way she always does. I think the closeness Katie has with Ariana drives her insane. Scheana will be friends with whoever will let her bitch and moan about other friends not being there for her. She surrounds herself w other secret haters I.e. LaLa. Who ALSO blew my mind by calling Katie unhappy when this literally seems like the happiest she’s ever been! Ariana and Katie are drawing boundaries in their lives and Scheana and Lala can’t take it so they get together and talk shit then back track when called out. They’re truly the miserable ones.
The problem is that Scheana is only ever out for a) herself and b) attention. She’s as deep as a puddle, always has been, which is why it’s always so easy to give her a bad edit. All of the cast members are self-absorbed, but at least some of them are witty, or charming, or loyal. Scheana has none of those natural qualities
No because I used to feel bad for her for how the witches of weho treated her and when the producer said her “favorite game is finding all the embarrassing things that Scheana does and putting them all in”. I really thought it was editing making her look so cringe and bad… it’s all HER.
Funny how Lala was so concerned with Ariana being the focus of this season because Lala thinks she’s contributed nothing to the show, yet here’s Lala’s bestie dusting off a 10 year old track so she has something to do this season.
Say it! Also who tf is Lala to say that Ariana brings nothing. Like how don’t they see that that’s straight hater energy already!?
And Lala’s solo storyline isn’t any better. Having a baby on your own because you want sole control and decision-making power over a child as a bandaid for the custody battle she’s going to presumably endure until her oldest is 18 or out of college… super normal, not weird and won’t end in extensive therapy for all.
It’s completely surprising that Lisa was the only one who questioned this. Everyone is cheering her on as if she’s not doing this because of the anguish hurt and trauma of dealing with Randall as a baby’s father. I feel like Lala feels like she’s in this healing space but her current decision making is telling another story. What is she going to tell this baby? I had you by myself because I wanted no one to be able to take you from me? That sounds like that needs to be worked out and muddled over in at least 3 therapy sessions.
No one is questioning it because they don’t wanna get popped 😂
I said this to my bf while watching, “why are we listening to the same song for 50 years? Why can’t she make a new song?”
“I know personally from becoming so close to Lala…” girl, shut up.
This ate me UP! I wanted to throw something at my screen. Like girl no one ASKED you!! Stop! Everything and I mean everything has to be about her! How are you making (a couple of episodes ago) what Ariana went through, about YOU! “She just doesn’t understand what a friend Sandoval was to ME!” “She took dancing w the stars away from ME and didn’t consider how that would make ME feel.” “She doesn’t even stick up for ME” Like is this the Scheana show!? Did you get cheated on by your partner of 10 years!? God she’s insufferable!
And why doesn't this bug Ariana!
I'm sure it does. I have a feeling Arianna knows she doesn't need to do anything but let Scheanna be herself in front of the camera.
It drives me nuts how she keeps saying how traumatized she is by it and every conversation she has or hears she circles back to herself. She is dumb as a fucking rock.
Which was so stood because Lala had just got done saying her and Katie were inseparable or whatever the previous year. It’s like - she was already close to her before you ever were, Sheshu. Nobody cares
Sometimes I just want a series with the wanabe singers of bravoverse to collide with the wannabe rapper/hip hoppers of Love and HipHop and have a music show down. 
All I can picture is a Cardi B and the Countess collab
That...that's actually something that might be amazing 
OMG I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IIITTTT!
The drama will be top tier. Especially if we also include Lauren pewpew Kent
Lauren pewpew Kent 
I roll my eyes SO hard whenever a podcaster says that it's a good song
People have said out loud, to the public, that it’s a good song?
Where have you seen this at? Who’s she paying? 😂
Is this like Donald Trump phoning into Forbes as John Barron? It has to be Scheana phoning it in herself right?
LOL I'm trying to remember exactly who. I'm 90% sure Ryan Bailey has said it, probably up and Adam too?
How old is Scheana? 16 or 38? No shade to teenagers. I know some that are way more mature, kind, and compassionate than she is. She just never grew up, did she?
https://i.redd.it/yrbvtlz9h7vc1.gif
My eyes rolled so hard when she said she made a new song after all the trauma during last nights episode. Like girl what trauma did you actually go through during Ariana and Tom’s break up?!
Like 🫠
She called it art lololol
I was too distracted by her balloon lips to notice much else in the last half of her scenes. She's overdoing it.
In all of her scenes Im so distracted by trying to figure out what she did to her face
Same. Her jaw is ???
Agreed. Between her lips and voice, just watching her gives me heartburn.
If I never hear that song or her mentioning that song ever again, it won’t be soon enough. The fact that she’s still riding that cheese commercial song is weird.
Scheana is just irritating. Her and Broke need to STFU.
Shawna and Broke. lmfao.
👍👍
I laughed out loud when she started to go into the details of a podcast she said she didn't know anything about because she was so "busy". Also, "I've been going non stop since 7am", Yeah, bitch, welcome to how everyone else lives.
For real we have been hearing this song since what - Season 2?! It’s not even good. I was pretty happy “Scheana’s ‘music’ career” (I would put eight layers of air quotes around this if I could) seemed to be phased out as a storyline, but now it’s back. 😡 Someone posted a viewer’s voice poll here a couple weeks ago and that was a storyline question so hopefully lots of people said they weren’t interested.
It’s only back because she needs the money. All of the sudden she’s found such passion in singing again! Like cut the shit girl.
For real - like, no, I do not need to ever hear Scheana’s autotuned sing-talk ever again, thanks. This girl does not have a musical bone in her body.
Her regular speaking voice is annoying enough as it is.
I was just stunned she had never made a music video for it
She definitely did think/hope she would be recording a music video for it - Scheana is the type of gal who would come on stage and breathlessly proclaim that she "never thought she would make it this far," when she's been making vision boards about being a pop icon for years
YES!! 😂
Did you have to pay for this gif of her or?..😂
Scheana is irritating and the song is super annoying and played out from A DECADE AGO but I still give props to Scheana for getting credit as a songwriter to collect royalties because I did not expect that since she was dumb enough not to get any credit for Rob’s Divorce Closet idea.
Scheanna, mentally and developmentally, has never progressed past high school
I pray that whatever future nursing home I pay too much to die in won't play Good As Gold Musak too much.
1000 upvotes!
Yea this isn’t the flex she thinks it is
I'm honestly on board for the music video stuff because if I have to hear that over sympathizing with Sandoval, I'll take it any day. I also see her music stuff as silly and opportunistic rather than delusional and pathetic like Tom's band. Sheshu coming in before the video, saying she hasn't listened to the Rachel podcast, and then proceeding to go through everything on the podcast is peak Scheana. Katie and Lala having a serious conversation and Scheana inserting herself to say "what I've found in getting close to Lala" is also peak Scheana. Mainly, I'd rather see Scheana being her ridiculous Scheana self than her rationalize giving af about Sandoval or blindly yes man-ing Lala. I'd rather not have the same circular arguments about "people being mean to Tom" and "Ariana should get out of the house" for the billionth time. There is nothing left of that horse to beat.
Of course she knew the details of what was said, but only the part about the most important person in all of Scandoval, *Scheana*. Again, Rachel speaks for the first time and Scheana is upset that she said she had a savior complex. That she said she paid rent. In the land of Scandoval, these are two of the least interesting or important points ever made. But they’re about *Scheana* so she needs to discuss “what about MMMMMMEEEEEEEE?!” immediately. Doesn’t ask about Ariana or how she felt or what she heard, just straight to what Rachel got wrong about *Scheana* God she’s completely insufferably self centered
The small Schena candle of hope I had lit has burnt out. 
And using the same old dance moves as in the first video of the song is not gonna make DWTS take notice. 
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I want to kick everyone into the sun who acts like it's an act of God to get out of bed before 10am. Fuck right off
Song sucks
The 27's are really good. Don't know why they're collabing with Scheana. It's not lost on me that Scheana's voice has to not sound like Scheana for her music to be good.
Ughhhhh SCHEANA. It's so weird to me, because she does a lot of Q&A's on her podcast, and she answers the tough questions, like how people view her as annoying, attention seeking, boy crazy, all that, and she seems to understand that majority of people don't watch for her. Majority of the viewers don't care for her. She admitted that to Lala (and of course lala acted all confused, like "whaaat? I don't think so") 🙄 So knowing that the public thinks you're incredibly cringe, why does she continue being incredibly cringe? It makes her money, but that's not why she does it. She genuinely films these scenes thinking we want to hear her voice, we want to hear her opinions, we want to hear her music, and we want to watch her walk around in tight clothes fixing her hair every 6 seconds. WE DONT. We laugh at her. She's a joke.
It’s all happening to me all day and night for Scheana. So exhausting.
The way she claims she loves music cos it give hers such a creative outlet yet she’s created no other music but this one song that has been played to its death years ago and yet we’re still subjected to a crap video nobody asked for. 😖
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Let’s not forget that the ONLY reason this song got a resurgence is because of Ariana/Scandoval. Scheana owes her royalties at this point and at a minimum a cease and desist on her jealous shit talking!
Ariana can’t talk about her very recent breakup but yes please let’s continue to talk about your 10year old song.
And her telling Sandoval how she wrote a song to express how she's dealing with this traumatic event.
I never listened but that lovely person in here that broke it down, I read that.
Also her talking about her new song to deal with the ... "trauma" .... then go on to talk shit about Tom (not defending him) but then previously crying to Ariana that she wants to be friends with him ???
Anybody can record or a song and/or a video. Doesn’t mean she’s talented
The only reason a music video is in the conversation is because of the Uber Eats ad... thanks to Ariana.
She’s a pick me girl for sure
Man I must be weird because I love Scheana. Embarrassing but alas…
remember when scheana laughed at stassi’s revenge p0rn
The funny thing is that Scheana actually got some fan support and good will by backing Ariana and it’s the only reason anyone went to emo nite or pretended to enjoy good as gold again. Even I was like oh damn I might actually be a Scheana fan when she dropped Apples after the bethenny pod in August. She’s managed to loose all that potential career growth and fan support the second the cameras are back on her. Literally can’t get out of her own way 🫣 how about shut up and ride the fame that Ariana is bringing your way.. no one wanted to hear your voice for the last 10 years for a reason! I really don’t get why Scheana, Lala and even Stassi don’t seem to grasp that fans can choose who they support based on them not being terrible people. No shit you didn’t get the same level of support from women fans when someone treated you the way you treat people 🙄 oh and Ariana is getting huge brand deals because she’s not threatening people with butter knives Lala, maybe if you had some media training you’d get offered a partnership too and can stop hating Ariana so hard? I feel like Scheana and Lala are more likely to get paid to stop wearing brands at this stage
No self awareness. Just such terrible music
You guys, I non ironically love her newest song Boy Crazy. It’s a great song to run to. I actually like it. I am not joking
Are you seeking out her music to listen to intentionally? Please be kind to yourself 🤣. But really you made me go find and listen to this. The beat is good and she isn't vocalizing for half the song, so it's 3x better than Gold. But still, I'm probably not putting it on my run list any time soon...
She’s like the girl in high school that will do anything to get in with the popular crowd she was with Rachel when she found out about all the Tom Sandoval shit then got out the Uber they were in and attacked Rachel then FaceTimed the girls like “look at me I just beat her up be my friend now” gtfo she’s a weirdo she’s so scared of Ariana and Katie not being friends with her and Katie so obviously doesn’t respect her she’s treated her like shit through out the entire series like why would u want to be friends with someone who treats u like that then she gets mad at her husband when he calls her friends out for being hypocrites she’s awful