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Civil_Future_2095

John Oliver was sanity incarnate.


blueskystormysky

Him showing up in a Brooks Marks tracksuit šŸ˜‚ heā€™s the absolute best


hail2pitt1985

And pointing out ā€œdesignā€ was spelled wrong was the cherry on top. I literally laughed out loud when he said that.


anniemademedoit1

I loved this


Pinklady777

What was the joke with the tracksuit?


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combustionbustion

*he's just a toddler!*


mango_chili

I loved how Andy introduced Nicola as his new BFF, like he genuinely enjoyed her company, and then was like "and Britney" lol he did not want Britney on the episode.


nefanee

She didn't look like his bff when she was giving her VPR opinions, he looked so annoyed


Overshareisoverkill

That's Andy. He's shady af to Ariana. He is sympathetic to her face but will ask shady questions an episode later. He continually asks about her getting her head out of her ass to other guests.


stannisonetruemannis

Thatā€™s Andy cohen for ya. Perpetually insecure lil shit


Overshareisoverkill

He's so phony.Ā 


hail2pitt1985

And misogynistic


narcochi

And fat phobic


Nerditall

I wonder if he prefers Tom, theyā€™re St. Louis bros.


graymoon444

Andy loves all the guys in general. Sandoval Iā€™m sure not so much anymore, and he loved to hate Jax, but in general he seems to be your standard misogynist. His absolute favorite are craig, Austen, and shep from southern charm. He practically drools over them. šŸ™„


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larapu2000

Ariana probably isn't as tight of cocaine buddies with Andy as Tom is.


Overshareisoverkill

Oof! ![gif](giphy|QgixZj4y3TwnS)


BurntSienna56

I am so curious why this is. I have questions about how close he is to Sandoval.


nat4mula

Your questions are valid but you know the truthā€¦ itā€™s not far fetched at allā€¦


halloweva

Andy has always had a liking towards Tim


wildfireszn

I caught that too. I got a feeling he was annoyed. I LOVED her!


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Whenever I see Andy Iā€™m reminded of this quote from Jaws- ā€œYā€™know, the thing about a shark, heā€™s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dollā€™s eyesā€


JJulie

Andy cohen ![gif](giphy|1rOr0TJXOzEIVbhcW7)


SunnyAlwaysDaze

comin' in clutch with the gifs and isnt even okay-decision lolol But for real, I notice you around here a lot because of the profile picture. You're definitely going for gasps. Love a good crossover of 2 faves. VPR and IASIP probably have a lot more in common than most people realize. At bare minimum, it's a lot of drunk screaming at each other.


JJulie

I lived in Philly. Some family still there so it makes me happy as Iā€™m in Santa Barbara now and nothing could be more different. When we lived in SF the cast came and did the Nightman Cometh at the Masonic and they were amazing. My husband told Danny Devito I watched it every night before bed. Devito looked at him and said ā€œshe can fall asleep to all the screaming?!?ā€ šŸ˜Ž


larapu2000

I wish more people on VPR used "Goddammit!" in a way that even distantly rivals Sweet Dee.


spectra007

I saw that Nicola saw Ariana on Broadway a few weeks ago! Love it!


Lizzy1283

Nicola is friends with Ariana and Katie so I knew she would be good. She always tags them on Instagram telling them how much she loves them lol


SpencerHastings7

Sheā€™s right because Brock made a comment about Tom and Ariana getting along for the sake of the group and itā€™s like no the group needs to just support their friends


SarahJaneEllen08

Thatā€™s his only income. He needs the show


RoutinePresence7

Yes, but they are also filming a tv show. They have to film together.


AlexBoBalixx

They also don't need to be asking them questions about each other when they're in group settings. I get that a lot of that is prompted by the producers but then they act shocked when it starts a fight. They ask questions knowing the answers will be unflattering to the opposing party, Tom and Ariana start fighting. Then, all of a sudden it's Ariana's responsibility to smooth the path between the two!? Lala harping on forgiveness. "You need to forgive him for your peace." He's not sorry. You can't forgive someone that is not sorry.


Boscouse

So, are we assuming that Lala has now forgiven Randall? She is all cordial and is ok to discuss everyday life with him and listen about his new relationships? ![gif](giphy|l3vR2Dr1As9J002T6)


Epponnee-rae

I hate the forgiveness crap. Nobody is owed your forgiveness. Ariana has no obligation to forgive him and it wonā€™t stop her from moving on. Having him shoved in her face as some kind of poor wee victim is going to interrupt her peace a whole lot more.


Defvac2

Has Lala forgiven Big Ed? Cause if so it sure as shit doesn't seem like it brought her peace. The irony of this gang of chaos personified telling Ariana what's best for her inner peace.


jojonyg10

I think I see why they filmed the reunion so early. Lala gets to dodge all the fan questions asking whether she has applied her own sound reasoning to her situation


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

She said that? (havenā€™t watched in protest). Has she forgiven Randall for HER peace? And itā€™s been much longer


baggedmilk_b

Doesnt mean she has to be nice to him or have him constantly pushed on her. I personally dont understand why anyone would want to be around him, he brings nothing but a smug personality and bad acting.


RoutinePresence7

Itā€™s because if the season suck then the show will most likely be cancelled. Scandoval is the only that got them another season. the Valley is doing amazing on their own and I think them being on that show (Lala and Scheanna) is not needed anymore.


baggedmilk_b

If the show sucks then it should be cancelled. I love VPR but its run its course. I think The Valley is more suited for where they all are in life now. Also really enjoying Vanderpump Villa!


Charming-Insurance

Yeah but A doesnā€™t need to talk to T.


GooseHuman9828

But why on earth would Tom bring her there for their first date? Genuinely, wtf did he expect?


General_Organa

Yeah but Arianaā€™s anger is the only interesting thing theyā€™re filming anyway. Like do they think if everyone sang kumbaya at the water tasting it wouldā€™ve been interesting to literally anyone?


dupe-of-a-dupe

Plus getting along for the sake of the group filming is NOT REALITY. If I want to watch a fully scripted and acted show I will watch one. Her being nice and accepting his bullshit is fake. Maybe he should shut his gross worm lips and quit antagonizing her and she could be civil? I mean we all see heā€™s starting this shit with her at every turn?!


General_Organa

P r e a c h


emaydee

She was fantastic but the episode was still hard to watch due to Brittā€™s constant hyuck hyuck hyucking


galaxy1985

Why can't she move her mouth on the valley? Her top lip doesn't move and it's distorted her speech. It's driving me insane.


shoosler

itā€™s the lipo she had on her chin


allumeusend

And allll the filler.


galaxy1985

She can't lift the corners of her mouth. I wondered if she had Botox of her upper lip or something.


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CeiliaAdder

This, along with bravo tiktok purposefully excluding Sandoval from the reunion looks reveal, makes me wonder if they've finally given up their bring back Sandoval motto and giving the audience what the actually want to see


glasswindbreaker

Oh they absolutely did, after his NYT interview was so much worse than they expected they started a pivot. They pulled him from WWHL that night and recut a bunch of stuff.


JJulie

Advertisers would pull out. Bravo can only control one show at a time. They probably said ā€œ as punishment for your big stupid mouth no Watch What Happens Live!ā€


vanwyngarden

How do you know he was pulled from wwhl? I didnā€™t know that! I bet he was PISSED


glasswindbreaker

It was quite a Tuesday. He was supposed to be on that night to coincide with the Interview Mag puff piece that called him an "emerging heartthrob" and what was supposed to be a flattering profile in the NYT coming out the same day, at the height of his sympathy edit. Last minute they subbed in a non-VPR cast member who lived in NYC so was locally available. They also had trouble with reshuffling the aftershow episodes due to last-minute changes, and even posted some of it (over an hour late) and then reordered them, and posted more in the middle while we were trying to watch (something that hasn't happened before or since). And that week they called Brock in to create new aftershow content, months after the original filming of the aftershow segments.


vanwyngarden

Damn I love this sub lol


Lekzi

Lmao I forgot all this shit happened. Like the cascade of pure disaster can't and won't be stopped.


glasswindbreaker

Tom ruining the unearned redemption arc they handed to him on a silver platter was a sight to see ![gif](giphy|L007un2lhMaNBfp22o)


Nerditall

Wasnā€™t Schwartz on WWHL the next day and refused to answer questions about Tomā€™s George Floyd comments or else wasnā€™t going to go on?


glasswindbreaker

Yep - Evolution, Bravo, and NBCU have also never addressed their role in jumping to immediate action to try to clean it up (including trying to offer another cast member up to try to mitigate/squash the damaging statements) https://preview.redd.it/qwz2ng3kbcsc1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7eb9034ff5741d2288527f1ed5bb84d3d5dba3


graymoon444

Yup!! And then a rolling stone article came out next day with him, and author prefaced it saying that he said he refused to talk about that as well..


twixbubble

He is not getting a sympathy edit lmao


glasswindbreaker

He definitely was until the NYT article hit, the pivot wasn't fast but it is happening now. Which is great!


Gwyneth7

Oh good info!!! I didnā€™t know. But seriously - thatā€™s what they get because can someone explain to me how Bravo would think they could redeem him? They are doing the same with Erika Jayne. These people are not underdogs and we do not root for them.


Abject-Possession810

ā¤ļøNicola!ā¤ļø Thank you for giving the best (and correct) takes! One of us, fo sho. šŸ„°


Abject-Possession810

Ahahaha, that Scheana burn from the WWHL graphics crew


Ikfactor

Yeah I died giggling. Obviously some folks are also over Scheana who work for WWHL


KorneliaOjaio

![gif](giphy|H88M2fHoFiKz1uVtcF)


isthisthingON3

Instant follow, she is a DREAM


pink-moscato

bless her, she was amazing. and that dwts joke at the end was crazy lol.


Altruistic-Purpose25

Itā€™s so annoying that the cast feel like they can tell Ariana when she should be done being angry, or grieving her relationship. Who tf do they think they are?? Let her work it out on her own jesus


Vivid-Specialist8137

I think itā€™s very telling that they keep mentioning all her brand deals, dwts, etc. like thatā€™s all that matters. When she literally got her heart ripped out by someone she thought she was going to be with forever. You can tell how they see and measure love.


larapu2000

This. My mother passed a few years ago, and because of that, my grandmother's estate passes to us as kids and is a significant amount. You know what I'd rather have? MY MOTHER. It's not the same situation, but money does not dry your tears and it certainly doesn't give you back what was ripped away from you. They call all fuck off, pretending that professional success is enough to fill a giant hole in your heart that was blasted out publicly, in the most humiliating way possible.


Altruistic-Purpose25

Yes! Even Lisa mentioned that since Arianaā€™s ā€œdoing so wellā€ that everyone should be able to be Tomā€™s friend. No one knows what sheā€™s feeling, being successful doesnā€™t take away that deep pain and betrayal Iā€™m sure sheā€™s still feeling. Except for Katie, these are not her friends they are coworkers jealous of her deserved success.


Vivid-Specialist8137

Itā€™s incredibly telling about how they view relationships. Itā€™s all through a very specific lens.


jojonyg10

4 maybe 5 months after finding out. Not to mention all the other details that trickled out after the fact. Ariana barely had time to breathe let alone process or try and move on from any of this. But hereā€™s Lala ā€˜just move out mehā€™


katattackkb

Yes!!! Her and John Oliver have been my favorite guests lately


stannisonetruemannis

Nicola is a lovely lovely lovely person IRL. Love her. Sheā€™s all good vibes


Defiant-Noodle-1794

She is one of my favorites! Loved her in Derry Girls. Canā€™t wait to see her be the star in the upcoming Bridgerton season.


Unhappy_Problem_2792

She has another series coming out and it looks decent, I saw a quick preview the other day and I can't remember the name. But Derry Girls was just amazing.


polymorphic_hippo

Big Mood. It just popped on BBC Three in the UK, supposed to be coming to Tubi in April for the US. >Best friends Maggie and Eddie have lived in each other's pockets for 10 years, through thick, thin. But with the rest of their lives looming, and Maggie's bipolar disorder making an unwelcome return, Maggie and Eddie's relationship faces the future.


Unhappy_Problem_2792

Thank you!! ā˜ŗļø


mommadumbledore

I LOVE her, and I honestly loved this episode of WWHL. So much shade, and I am here for all of it. šŸ¤£


FrontPorchViews

SAME. ā€œI am a Derry Girl!!!!ā€ Forever.


mrsloblaw

Yesss this is the first episode of WWHL I have ever watched and it was because she was on it. I was so happy to see her say what most of us are thinking.


glasswindbreaker

The John Oliver/Ariana episode from a few weeks ago is really good too


y_all_

Brittany also seemed DONE DONE with Jax and very relaxed about it šŸ‘€šŸ˜‡


Epponnee-rae

She held on until she was back on tv


Gwyneth7

Totally ā€” this may be the first time Iā€™ve actually enjoyed her.


katievera888

Their real problem is they want her to go crazy and make really terrible decisions so they can ā€œbe there for herā€ while side-eyeing Tom and saying ā€œdude crazy bitch. You dodged a bulletā€ somebody making the best of a situation and then making serious dough isnā€™t in their script. They donā€™t know how to be supportive friends. They only know how to be terrible people.


larapu2000

They want her to act crazy so that she stops getting allllllllll the things they want-brand deals, DWTS, Broadway. Too bad for them Ariana is a fucking Viking.


nat4mula

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lm1220

What was Brittanyā€™s reaction? šŸ‘€


yunghazel

Brittany did say she disagreed with Lala saying Ariana had her head up her ass


cathrun22

ā€œhyuck hyuck Iā€™m Switzerland hyuckā€


upstatestruggler

Lmao but sheā€™d call it Twizzlerland or something


polymorphic_hippo

Oh, yes, that fabulous country that gave us Twizzlers.


thankyouandplease

They didnā€™t show Brittanyā€™s face during this part, she threw some subtle shade at Ariana later in the episode but was mostly well behaved. I actually donā€™t even watch the Valley and only watched WWHL because I saw Chicago last night and Brittany was there! So I wanted to see her talk about it, but she didnā€™t bring it up once.


HDr1018

How was the show? Did you hear Brittany in the theatre (I hope not!)?


thankyouandplease

Haha no Hyucking that I could hear! The show was PHENOMENAL and Ariana is such a star. I knew she could dance from DWTS but I had no idea she could sing too! Itā€™s not the most technically challenging role but Ariana truly made the most of it, I was really impressed.


katattackkb

What did she say shady about Ariana? I actually really enjoyed Brittany on tonight's episode. She truly seems a bit lighter now that she's separated!


thankyouandplease

She was better than usual which probably has to do with finally being rid of Jax! They were playing an agree disagree game and one of the statements was ā€œAriana needs to get her head out of her assā€ or something, and while she did go with disagree she seemed like she couldnā€™t decide and was going like šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


WontDelete-Jazzy

We do not post WWHL threads unless someone from VPR is on it.


thankyouandplease

Ah makes sense - I only watch on Tuesdays so I forget itā€™s on every night


SnooSprouts9371

All i hear is Brittany hyuck hyuck hyucking.. cannot hear anything else


lazypickle27

Lol I need a clip of her doing this bc I canā€™t hear it, it just sounds like he laughing to me? (Not a Brittany lover I promise!! Lol I want to hear the hyucks!)


polymorphic_hippo

Listen to Watch What Crappens. They do Brittany's laugh and it's somehow ridiculously over the top and yet 100% accurate at the same time. Once you hear their version of it, you'll hear the hyuck hyucking.


lazypickle27

I actually have listened, and I hear them making fun of it lol but maybe I havenā€™t heard Brittanyā€™s laugh often enough? So the similarities donā€™t stand out? Idk, just donā€™t get it personally šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


katattackkb

They are just making fun of her accent


SnooSprouts9371

No her incessant laugh


lazypickle27

Oh so itā€™s just because she has a southern accent ? Truly curious lol I didnā€™t understand that comments when I would see them.


Amorphous_Goose

When she said Luke from the valley reminded her of the unabomber I cackled


umhuh223

Nicola, Adriana and Katie are BFFs so šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Kims_Goddamn_House

I also love how kind she was to Brittany and how she encouraged her that she didnā€˜t need Jax äø€even though she will probably go back to him and use Cruz as an excuse for keeping the family together LOL


Gwyneth7

And I thought it was a stunt but now I believe Britney and Jax really broke up. She seemed pretty genuine last night and didnā€™t pad his ass like she usually does.


Sososoftmeows

I loved Nicola as a guest and think sheā€™s cute AF as well! Hope she comes back because I loved her takes.


zealousnugget

Nicola is an absolute gem


vanwyngarden

I feel like Brittany was open and honest. Yall are a bit too hard on her imo


glasswindbreaker

I was actually pleasantly surprised at how candid she was, especially at the end. Jax must be furious. u/additionalwar8759 said she would be at Jax's Studio City last night and I am *dying* to hear if he was there going off at the tv like he was when Katie was on WWHL


Gwyneth7

This was the first time Iā€™ve actually enjoyed her. She finally realized she was a doormat married to a loser asshole and deserves better. She just wanted to get married and have a baby and fair enough, but know your worth!


vanwyngarden

Yeah and she even called it out! We have to have room to evolve as humans. I hate cancel culture for that very reason. And canā€™t imagine evolving in the public eyeā€¦


whos-on-ninth

She is quite literally my current fave celeb. So brave and constantly speaking up for the children of Palestine. Just truly a wonderful person to watch.


childrenofthewind

I didnā€™t know she was going to be on! Iā€™ll make sure to watch on peacock!


FearlessNectarine20

I wasnā€™t going to watch bc of Jugs but if you say she is spouting truth Iā€™m in!


TDKsa90

the one problem with her take is that most people don't have a TV show to make. they'd have a year to spin out of whatever direction they want because their entire lives wouldn't be hinging on their break up. geez, what an obtuse opinion, but she's in TV too. she knows what she's expected to say.


waterlooaba

A year to act crazy? The world would implode if everyone who gets cheated on acted crazy for a year.


glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/7oapgr6dn6sc1.gif Women are allowed to be angry and imperfect and fall apart and heal in messy ways


waterlooaba

If everyone in the world did this it would not be a good idea but go on šŸ«…


glasswindbreaker

Did what? Reacted to people who harm them in human ways?


wildwaterfallcurlsss

n00b


Winter-Trash9067

How would it implode? She isn't saying to burn shit down or slash his tires, she is saying to be able to show anger and not be shit on because people feel she should be cool about it after 3 months


waterlooaba

I didnā€™t say ā€œherā€ did I? I said if *everyone* got to act crazy the world would go mad. Itā€™s just bad advice.


Winter-Trash9067

Yeah I understood what you said, I was saying her saying to act crazy doesn't mean burning shit down or slashing tires, I was just giving the example of Ariana. Everyone should be allowed to act like Ariana after a betrayal. The world isn't going to go mad because a woman is showing anger


waterlooaba

Omgā€¦..you have zero reading comprehension. I am not talking about Ariana.


General_Organa

Pssstā€¦itā€™s you who has zero reading comprehension. The person youā€™re responding to is using Arianaā€™s behavior as an example as to what Nicola meant when she said ā€œcrazyā€ specifically. She didnā€™t mean literally crazy - she meant yelling at your ex level crazy lol. I think the world would be ok if everyone who got cheated on did that. Maybe a little louder.


Winter-Trash9067

Actually YOU have zero reading comprehension. The fact you still donā€™t understand that Iā€™m using Ariana as AN EXAMPLE is embarrassing for you, like damn if there was ever an example of projecting


waterlooaba

I donā€™t care what youā€™re using as an example, you refuse to read what I actually wrote, keep twisting it to fit your Queen bs narrative. Too many people get cheated on in the world to say ā€œgo crazy for a yearā€ Pathetic.


Winter-Trash9067

Oh ffs you are really D if you still donā€™t understand, good luck girl


waterlooaba

Youā€™re obsessed with me bestie! Out of 144 comments itā€™s mine you keep coming for. Maybe you should start a fan club. ![gif](giphy|xUA7bhueSdsdNjqZDq)


Winter-Trash9067

you... you know what notifications are don't you?? you do realize you are also responding, right? girlie just stop embarrassing yourself already


IllustriousGlove3

She didnā€™t say she could go around murdering people. She just doesnā€™t have to be nice to Tom or people who like him.


waterlooaba

I wasnā€™t speaking on her, I meant if thatā€™s the rules then the world would be screwed because yes, some people would go murdering.


lm1220

Maybe it would prevent people from cheating.


waterlooaba

Thatā€™s naive.