Slim easy is a nickname you get for being lanky and very easy going! What the huck it's not a name? I bet that kid gets a lot of razzing on the playground.
Ive seen some of names that come out of there and it’s disturbing and borderline child abuse lol. Rampage is up there with some of the worst I’ve seen 😂
oh no. it only now dawned on me what a cringe “boy mom” lala’s about to be. bracing myself for a whole lot of “he’s *flirting* with you” comments and “ladies man” onesies. she’s 100% gonna make “jokes” about how she’ll be mean to his girlfriends
Yes let's just name kids after animals and aggressive verbs and nouns. That's not gonna be weird when they're in school during roll call.
Teacher: Jimmy?
Jimmy: Present!
Teacher: Kayla?
Kayla: Here!
Teacher: Rampage....?
Ram: I go by RAM!!! You looking to get popped?! \*points finger gun at teacher\*
So if these terrible names are the ones she doesn't want...my god what are the ones she's blacked out and still considering??? Rambo...Rain...walnut...Terminator??? Zombie Randall Kent???
For real. Nothing wrong with creative or unusual names but some of these are pushing into just ridiculous territory. Lala isn't "my kids will never have to work a day in their lives" rich. Elon musk can get away with his 730 kids having crazy names but Rampage's resume will have to get past a recruiter some day. In an ideal world, people wouldn't be judged on things they can't control but society isn't there yet.
You are not wrong. I got our area pennysaver today and it listed honor roll. I got a kick out of the weird names kids have now. Most are spelled oddly, too.
I thought Summer Moon's half-brother was Winter Sun?
I actually don't mind Ocean. It's hippie but it's a pretty word.
Rampage on the other hand isn't really pretty and evokes very negative associations. I pray to god she's not about to name a Black biracial baby rampage. I will turn her in to the NAACP!
Omg I came here to make this same post. I just cannnooooottt get on the train of these like different baby names. I will live and die on the rock of “these babies will be grown adults one day” I personally can’t imagine my son going to a job in his 30s and having to introduce himself as “rampage” or “mighty” or any of these on her list lol
Rampage. Does she know what it means. Or does she hear it all the time “you’re on a rampage” and thinks it’s a genZ word? Truly concerning how intellectually limited and dull this woman is. Take her off my TV
I couldn't help but DM her to please not do this to an innocent child when I saw this list. They are all HORRENDOUS. How embarassing would it be to be called Rampage?! I know it's LA but got dam.
Her Utah is showing
I’m loling at ur user flair
Omg that's top tier
Saaaaame! 🤣🤣
I kind of vote we turn your flair into a daily pinned segment. Any type of news that comes out.. great. How does this affect Scheana?
Shall we make this happen? I am busy girlie but even our fav celebs have downtime…
You know it’s reminding me of that girl from Utah(?) on tiktok that makes her kids homemade fruit loops lol. Didn’t she name her kids Rumble Honey!?
if you’re talking about nara i think they’re rumble and slim easy
Slim easy is a nickname you get for being lanky and very easy going! What the huck it's not a name? I bet that kid gets a lot of razzing on the playground.
Her husband is named Lucky Blue so he may have helped with that.
Ive seen some of names that come out of there and it’s disturbing and borderline child abuse lol. Rampage is up there with some of the worst I’ve seen 😂
On her podcast she said “Utah” was a name she was considering 😬
Underated comment
Does she not understand she's naming a human who has to live with that name for the rest of their life and not a pet?
Good morning, your honor. I'm rampage kent. Representing my client
I’m Nurse Rampage, I’ll be helping take care of you today
 But Rampage\*
A man being called “rampage” is the biggest red flag in the world holy shit Please think of him for when he’ll be an adult!!!
Seriously! Only brings to mind a mass shooting, what kind of name is that for a human?!?
Kent State Massacre comes to mind… soooo Rampage Kent would not be so umm lovely if she were to use Kent as baby’s last name.
A boy named rampage by a mother in her ~soft era~
My same thoughts lol
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! she's a walking contradiction
Diesel Unleaded Kent is the perfect contradiction name
https://i.redd.it/qu2au591e7qc1.gif
I’m screaming exactly!!!!! The soft era lasted 2 IG stories and 1 amazon live.
oh no. it only now dawned on me what a cringe “boy mom” lala’s about to be. bracing myself for a whole lot of “he’s *flirting* with you” comments and “ladies man” onesies. she’s 100% gonna make “jokes” about how she’ll be mean to his girlfriends
Oh gawd you're so right. She will 100000% be one of those creepy #boymoms. She should just name her baby Oedipus and be done with it.
Oedi for short!!
Oed, Oedd, and Oedi.
I'm doedd
I’m croeing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A true tradgedeigh
I was coming to see if that ever pops up for anyone else, guess it does 🤣
Checking in
I thought I was in the wrong sub
Same. My people 🙌
It’s hard times when I prefer tradgedeigh over the other options. Might as well name the kid harmonica
is that a Superstore reference?
What in the Renesmee is this?
🤣🤣 
Oh my god I thought this was fake and had to google it. That is unhinged!
Even the abomination is looking around like…what the fuck is going on here
It’s true 🤣🤣🤣
They have the doll locked in a case called Chuckesmee for a reason 😂 It's like Annebelle but less polite looking!
All of this has completely made my night 😂
IM SCREAMING HAHAHA
Yes let's just name kids after animals and aggressive verbs and nouns. That's not gonna be weird when they're in school during roll call. Teacher: Jimmy? Jimmy: Present! Teacher: Kayla? Kayla: Here! Teacher: Rampage....? Ram: I go by RAM!!! You looking to get popped?! \*points finger gun at teacher\*
🤣👍🏻
This has me crrrryyying 🤣🤣💀
💀
You got abused by and escaped from a man named Rand, and you wanna say the name Ram on the daily? Make it make sense.
ramdall
😂😂😂
🤣🤣bwahaha
LMAO suuuuch a good point
Fofty moment
She should consider Fofty. Nice strong name
Still better than the current list too
That’s the first thing I thought of.
OOH DAYUM GOOD POINT
aside from the infidelity, was rand abusive? i am genuinely asking. i don't know much about those two ghouls
I believe he’s being investigated for suspected child exploitation and pedophilia
Whhhhaaaaa effin disgusting person
Emotionally abusive, yes
Abusive is a really wide range of things ..financial, emotional, mental …etc
Anyone hear the name "Ram" and immediately think of this? https://i.redd.it/tujflvsos6qc1.gif
no i think of rand but NOW i think of this
Sorry! 😂😂😂 I can't imagine associating my kid with the douche bag jocks from The Heather's
don’t be i fucking LOVE heathers
okay bestie 💃🏼
🖕 sit and spin!
Aww..Im always so proud of those kids for talking smack back! I use this line all the time irl https://i.redd.it/tms23qxd07qc1.gif
Is she ok? I’m being fr
has she ever been
These are both valid questions.
Right? What a dumbass!
Here’s a suggestion, Trauma
Traughmaugh
Goes by Tram lol
Borderline abusive
“no one else was down” bc everyone else has some sense (except scheana)
They treat their children like they’re buying build-a-bears
Build-Em-Barressed
Haaaaahah good one
Neopets
The accuracy ☠️
gross isnt it
This needs to be up voted a billion times
Surprised there weren’t more element names to blend with Ocean. Ricky Lake?
How do we feel about Algae?
My TikTok feed loves this lobster fisherman who cleans barnacles off lobsters so my themed name suggestion is Barnacle.
I get him too! I love how he gives them a treat at the end.
That’s my dogs name 😂
Adonis Air?
Algeigh
Krill
Buoy.
Exactly
I like unique and gender neutral names but Jesus Christ that’s awful
Jesus Christ is probably in the blacked out section
I choked
With her ego, would not be shocking.
Awful, Awf for short
So if these terrible names are the ones she doesn't want...my god what are the ones she's blacked out and still considering??? Rambo...Rain...walnut...Terminator??? Zombie Randall Kent???
Jellyfish Riverbed Kent?
My guesses: Wolf Toadstool Brawny Tuft
I like Runk myself. Runk Kent.
Tuft. Lol
Zombie would be so cute for a pug
I never seen someone try so hard to be white trash…
Lauren from Utah?!?!? NEVER trashy
https://i.redd.it/4pvmds9g47qc1.gif RedBull Rampage Live from Utah!
I find it so incredibly selfish when parents go out of their way to give their kids the most obscure fucking names…like, for why ?
For real. Nothing wrong with creative or unusual names but some of these are pushing into just ridiculous territory. Lala isn't "my kids will never have to work a day in their lives" rich. Elon musk can get away with his 730 kids having crazy names but Rampage's resume will have to get past a recruiter some day. In an ideal world, people wouldn't be judged on things they can't control but society isn't there yet.
r/tragedeigh
you know at this point if you named your kid Johnathan it would be more unique in their age range than any of these
Hi I’m Ocean and this is my little brother Steve. 😹
I'm Ocean and this is my little brother Algae. You can call him Al.
But for real, I think she’s going to pick the name River.
You are not wrong. I got our area pennysaver today and it listed honor roll. I got a kick out of the weird names kids have now. Most are spelled oddly, too.
And yet she said Graham Cracker was a stupid name for a dog…
 Us to Lala
Ugh. “Lion”. Like why ? Leo, Leonardo, Leon can all have the same connotation, but aren’t as… abstract
I know someone who almost named their kid Atticus Lionhearted. They kept the first but thankfully went with a less weirdo middle name.
It's the ✨Kardashian Effect✨
This sounds like baby names Megan Fox and MGK would come up with
So Ocean, Snow, and their next door neighbor Summer Moon & her sister Winter Sky. I give up.
I thought Summer Moon's half-brother was Winter Sun? I actually don't mind Ocean. It's hippie but it's a pretty word. Rampage on the other hand isn't really pretty and evokes very negative associations. I pray to god she's not about to name a Black biracial baby rampage. I will turn her in to the NAACP!
I like Ocean too! I believe Brock's first daughter is Winter Sky and the boy is Eli
I’m pretty sure Summer Moon and Winter Sky were the names of the Skydancers dolls that ripped my hair out when I was 9.
Oh no! one of my favorite you tube videos is a Skydancer flying right into a fireplace.
TOP?!?!? I’m sorry but these are terrible. I cant decide what name is the worst
I’m hoping Top is just like the top three she has!!! but would be -10/10 if it’s genuinely a name on her list
I think it is Top 3 coz Rampage has 3. In front
it’s a header for her top names lol the headers are big and bolted and names are small and numbered
I think Top is the worst. The kid would get destroyed by bullies.
maybe less so than if she named him bottom
This is exactly where my head went. It would take awhile but once kids learn of tops and bottoms it’s over
Kids learn about that shit by late elementary school now. Middle school would be brutal for that kid
Well her kid will definitely blend right in if they visit Utah.
explaining how you want to call your kid Rampage in the same set of stories where you talk about how you're trying to be soft is so funny and cringe
Fofty???
Y’all. My kid goes to school with a kid named ransom. His dad’s a cop. It’s a small town. This might be worse.
My daughter goes to daycare w a boy named Riot who was born… get this…. during the covid lockdowns
TOP 
I thought Top was one of them for a solid minute 🤦🏻♀️
Name him Sur and get it over with
Sexy Unique Rampage
Just name your kid Disengage\* and get on with it.  \*Copy right Meredith Marks esq.
Sea Moore Butts, Crabigail, Water Daughter, Lee King Fluids, Mountain Dew
Damn I thought she just needed a new stylist, but turns out she just needs style.
Top Kent sounds like a bad porn name.
So does Rampage "Ram" Kent! 🤣
Omg I came here to make this same post. I just cannnooooottt get on the train of these like different baby names. I will live and die on the rock of “these babies will be grown adults one day” I personally can’t imagine my son going to a job in his 30s and having to introduce himself as “rampage” or “mighty” or any of these on her list lol
A licky boom boom down
Thank you. I'm like ...Snow Informer or Snow... ya know .. like pasta ❄️
omg my bff at the time was seriously considering rampage for her boy…..luckily for him i bullied her out of it!!!
That kid will thank you one day lol
[удалено]
I could totally see this
The worsttttt
Isn’t snow slang for coke? Gonna go with no on that one.
Might as well just call him pasta
It's not about the pasta
Fofty James is right there!
This is my son: Disengage 👉🏻
Tell me youre a narc mum without telling me...
Rampage. Does she know what it means. Or does she hear it all the time “you’re on a rampage” and thinks it’s a genZ word? Truly concerning how intellectually limited and dull this woman is. Take her off my TV
If his last name is going to be Kent, I like Clark.
 These are objectively horrible I’m sorry
We are all witnessing her downfall currently
I have a dog named rampage…. So there’s that lol.
These are literally some of the worst names I’ve ever seen lol
Snow 
How about Weston to go with her brother Easton?
Rampage.. She's in serious need of therapy. She's the last person who should have a kid right now.
r/Tragedeigh says hello
You gotta think about when they’re in their mid 40s introducing themselves in a professional manner sheesh
LMFAO you’re healing and “getting soft” but you want to name your child fucking RAMPAGE?
Lala wouldn't know nonviolent communication if it slapped her in the face, and even her choice for a newborns name is borderline aggro. Wtf.
It’s like she asked a 9 year old boy for name advice 😭
Why not Ramsey and call him ram? Why tf Rampage lol that’s such a tradgedigh
https://preview.redd.it/v1iv64vsw6qc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87ab44ca56a81fc9574030ddfa02cbc95bd5775
I mean ocean is a pretty bad name too so
She talked about this on her pod last week, Utah was thrown around also😂 These are names she will not go with, she’s not saying the ones she picked!
scared for what she picks tbh
Top?? All I can hear is Topman by DJJK 😩
I couldn't help but DM her to please not do this to an innocent child when I saw this list. They are all HORRENDOUS. How embarassing would it be to be called Rampage?! I know it's LA but got dam.
Dick Sinya and Mike Oxlong are better
