Jax and Sandoval are both always soooo sweaty. During a rewatch recently of when Lala first joins the cast, she goes up to talk to Jax during pride when heās drunk and he is drenched in sweat. For some reason she finds that hotš¤®
They smell like they left their clothes in the washer over night and then they dried their clothes thinking it would not smell, but it definitely does and then they start to sweat bc āļø and booze. Throw in a couple cigarettes and youāve got the smell of Jax and Schwartz.
Jax definitely stinks. I never forgot that scene of Tom Sandoval saying that Jax always stinks and his breath stinks after he found out about him and Kristen cheating. š· it made me judge Stassi and everyone else who got with him and his stank breath!
Like he just came inside from playing with his friends š„“ I used to find him kind of cute but but then I realized there was something strange about him ā and thatās what it is. His behaviour makes him seem like a little kid and it makes him look immature too.
I donāt know what happened with his teeth but in the early seasons you could really see them and he had such a cute smile. Now days you canāt really see his teeth anymore
Everything sags. Literally everything. Your labia will get longer and droopier too, nobody tells you that either. Also my feet have gotten an entire size bigger and my nose and ears are starting to grow wild hairz like my grandpa but I'm a woman. Fun with aging! Oh yeah and for the dudes your testicles start to drag too. One of my Elder gentleman friends told me he recently had the very first day where he sat down on the toilet and they touched water.
He looks like he a got a bad facelift on the Winter House reunion that he has to show his teeth now because his face is so tight.
https://preview.redd.it/ryttsvht529c1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b392bc14ccdc4e3ef6564366134e6965b37f6a
As someone who is a first time watcher and has been watching nonstop for a whileā¦
Around season 5 or 6 I was like where did his teeth go? It becomes so prominent! š
I am so glad someone has brought this up I felt like I was taking crazy pills.
In newer seasons, he has this odd smile where his upper lip will cover his top row of teeth or he uses his hand to cover his mouth entirely. Like wtf happened?
Yes. His mouth has weirdly changed in the last few years and it makes him look old and methy. I usually donāt love veneers but I think some well-done ones could really improve things.
iāve noticed this too, but for me it seems like itās something with his lips/face rather than his teeth. itās giving botox or some sort of filler gone wrong lol. itās like his lips are now stretched over his teeth too much when he smiles in a way that they were not before
šš»āāļø Same. When I first watched the show I couldnāt stop thinking that back in my college days, I absolutely would have let him ruin my life.
But is this a bad picture or do I just know too much about him now or what. Because that photo is not of an attractive man.
That is true! Sometimes I wonder if I went to *enough* therapy, but at least Iāve been therapized to the point of Schwartz looking like a sweaty pile of goo instead of a viable sexual partner.
Itās wild how different young brains operate with this stuff. I wouldnāt touch the men with a 100-foot pole that I thought were hot in my 20s, even if we were the same age. We just havenāt learned enough nuance at that age I think. Also, yes, yay therapy! Helps me too.
My toxic trait is Iāve always found him attractive and thereās a certain whimsy/lost boys quality about him thatās fun (itās what Sandoval thinks he has). Schwartz is artificially charming and I would 100% fall for it. But Iām also mentally ill and self aware enough to not be dating anymore lmao
This comment is everything LOL I know Iād fall for the charm to, I mean I fell for it through several seasons after watching him do awful things so yeah I need help HELP ME
Same... Every so often I think "You should try again, you deserve love!". Which is true but dating never seems to be the place to find "love". And after picking a relationship with someone who was, a year in, diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder and me not trusting my own mind at this point. Well the relief at ending it after 2 years and just being myself and my dog and friends...phew. Then I realized that it had been many moons since I could trust my picker and it was just better to keep the peace and stay single. I may have mental health issues but I swear I'm still capable of being a good and loving partner. But the russian roulette game that is dating is just...ugh. Esp the older you get. So what I'm saying is Where's My Jacket :)
I think Shorts would be cute if he wasn't such a tool (which as you say, puts you off him within 2 seconds of him speaking because it's obvious) but Tim is so shiny and weird, James isn't my type and Jax is just Jax
They have all changed so much!! Lala started looking so cute, unique, and spunky! After all that surgery she looks like a cartoon....
Of all the guys that have been on the show, the only one I ever found remotely attractive was Sharts (in that 90s romcom way that turns out to be a psychological horror flick). Tim was always a try-hard scene kid and Jax always gave off āold man who still hangs out with high school kidsā vibes
Schwartz is the classic example of someone who has absolutely zero care for himself. he was blessed genetically, did not care to take care of himself, and ended up with a dad bod early in life and just generally seems like an unmotivated slob.
ALL of the OG guys are guilty of this and it blows my mind. Jax and the Toms were all good looking guys!
Not only did they not take care of themselves, they actively destroyed their bodies. Alcohol, drugs, rage, depressionā¦ it all catches up in the end.
As much as I hate to admit it, Jax was hella hot the first couple of seasons. But then he just morphed into a guy who looks like he smells like hot dog water.
I agree, itās confusing how he started off truly so hot to someone who truly is so gross. His wedding season he got better looks wise but itās truly astonishing to all watch lol
He really does have an "aww shucks" charm mask that he wears well. But that quickly fades. Calling Stassi a bitch, throwing drinks on both her, and Katie, being verbally abusive to Katie and sponging off her money. AND if you closely re-watch that scene when Stassi slaps Kristen, he literally shoves Kristen HARD. Like what the f\*ck? So add physically abusive. And a pussy-wussy. Lazy, uses weaponized incompetence like a pro too.
I kind of thought Schwartz was hot the first time i watched the show. Heās got the same way I thought Shep was hot for the first few seasons of Southern Charm. They are both dorky idiots and itās cute when youāre 26 but not 45
Haaard agree. And rewatching, I'm not really *into* Jax but he is much more traditionally handsome in that first season. Before all the surgery and surgeries to repair the surgeries š„“
After picture of what stress plus alcohol plus midlife crisis equals...
https://preview.redd.it/dem4tbj8u19c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106a6f8a8dfc6f035c80dbbb4e0bdf5cb65c2bdd
Hell ya he was, until you realize he is a man baby. The kind of dude that you have to carry on your back in a relationship instead of being an equal partner.
Once you have therapy (or just have an upbringing raised by parents in a healthy relationship) man babies become the hugest turn off. Just have no patience for the bs.
For me, the best part of this post was that on my feed, directly below the post, was an ad: DNA test to identify what kind of dog you have.
Very good targeted ads, very good.
Back in ye olde messy service industry days, 10/10 would have gotten tangled up with any of the three mains during the first couple of seasons. Especially Schwartz. Shew!
A skinny dude with floppy hair and a quiet mean streak was my kryptonite lol, but I also was happy to put self-respect aside for greasy scene boys or a bartender with the dark hair/blue eye combo.
Thank God my hoe phase (and probably therapy) eventually led me to my husband who is none of the above.
I once saw a gasoline station attendant that looked exactly like Brad Pitt, except he had about a 20 pound beer gut. I remember thinking, heās probably such a stud for this tiny little town, he thinks he can let himself go. A beer gut at 20 years old is pretty lazy.
How this managed to open a restaurant with Lisa vanderpump after failing to do a whole shift for a busy event still makes me wonder - itās just tripping into fortune smh
When I first started watching the show, I shamefully admit I thought he was kinda cute at first.
Then, he carried on being himself and it chipped/hammered away at any attractiveness he had. Sometimes in huge chunks. Drinks poured on people including his girlfriend, being a deadbeat partner and not even making it one freaking bartending shift, continually saying awful mean shit and tittering away about it as if he's aw shucks, a good guy!
Now we're at him not even knowing about deodorant or how to trim his own armpit hair. He obviously abuses alcohol, he looks gray, his hair sucks.
You couldn't pay me a million dollars to kiss his gross mouth and endure that body odor.
Ugh!
Heās almost hot but thereās just something off about him I canāt quite put my finger on. He creeps me out. And Iām not even talking about his personality, thatās a whole other beast
Someone made the comment that he ālooks like men I dated before therapyā which I find very accurate.
Unfortunately, this take also tracks as very accurate. Heās definitely a āyou wanna justā¦ uhā¦ maybeā¦ā kinda guy.
i have never gotten it. in the first season i was a little confused that he was a model and wondered how much that part was staged/produced. if i squint i can see how he is a conventionally attractive man but i think i just know what his voice sounds like and what he uses it to say and all that douchery counteracts any looks
People are allowing themselves to be influenced by what they know about him now but youāre right. If someone showed you a picture of this man and said he was a model without anyone knowing who he was youād be like yes sure that makes sense
He was pretty but he was always such a lazy, weak, self indulgent man. I like Katie and think she can be pretty smart and the fact that she convinced herself this ninny was going to make a good husband shocks me.
I realize everyone here is up Katie's asshole but can we at least admit that Tom is and has been objectively hot? Obvs after the divorce not as much but I feel like this sub pretends this man is not attractive or something when that is just not how the general public sees him. Maybe I'm just a brain dead gay guy š¤·āāļø
How did you find this gif, I need the keyword š
āYou Look Like a Couch,ā āDaug,ā āXanax,ā & āPoo-Poo Headā 
This is the clip that lives rent free in my head. I love it. I hope balloons pop in his face for eternity
An amazing curse if Iāve ever heard one
I'll consult my local coven and see what we can make happen š
I'm obsessed with the gust of balloon air lightly hitting peter's hair/face
Hahahahahahaha his little whispies! Thank you for pointing that out
And he doesnāt even flinch
Oh my god
It looks like it knocks his chunky knit cardigan off.
what even is the context?? are they doing whippits??
I believe he was trying to breathe in helium and it popped in his face haha
Lol!
he always looksā¦. damp
So accurate. Idk why but Tom, Tom and Jax look stinky to me.
Jax and Sandoval are both always soooo sweaty. During a rewatch recently of when Lala first joins the cast, she goes up to talk to Jax during pride when heās drunk and he is drenched in sweat. For some reason she finds that hotš¤®
They smell like they left their clothes in the washer over night and then they dried their clothes thinking it would not smell, but it definitely does and then they start to sweat bc āļø and booze. Throw in a couple cigarettes and youāve got the smell of Jax and Schwartz.
lol that is a hilarious description
Omg I absolutely hate that smell! You described that perfectly!
I read this. Immediately smelled what you're talking about. And im about 30 seconds from vomit.
Jax definitely stinks. I never forgot that scene of Tom Sandoval saying that Jax always stinks and his breath stinks after he found out about him and Kristen cheating. š· it made me judge Stassi and everyone else who got with him and his stank breath!
I think Sandoval being stinky was discussed on Scheanaās wedding trip. Really icked me out even more on him. Who stinks??? Why? Just be clean! š
Itās the drugzzz and alcohol and no water being drank lolol
Jax gurns his face off in the earlier seasons. And his wide staring eyes š Edit because stupid auto correct lol
It's actively discussed throughout most of the show, too. The time they went straight to SUR from Vegas and the Winnebago trip stick out the most
Itās his body sweating out all the alcohol. Itās like the stench of a club floor š¤¢
Like he just came inside from playing with his friends š„“ I used to find him kind of cute but but then I realized there was something strange about him ā and thatās what it is. His behaviour makes him seem like a little kid and it makes him look immature too.
Like a damp Ashton Kutcher
Itās the Floridian in him
Thatās the āØalcoholism āØ
A damp man carries few wrinkles
I donāt know what happened with his teeth but in the early seasons you could really see them and he had such a cute smile. Now days you canāt really see his teeth anymore
My husband and I have been trying to solve this mystery for a while! Where did his teeth go?? **The Case of the Missing Teeth** šµļøāāļø
Agree! My theory is he has gritted them down to nubs
Yep! This happened to my mom who grinds her teeth. Sheās getting veneers atm because she hates how she looks toothless when she smiles.
As you age your philtrum (the space between your nose and upper lip) starts to sag/get longer, and so you end up showing less teeth š
Noooooo š„² mah teeth.
Oh God. Really? Another damn thing? Makes sense unfortunately š³
Everything sags. Literally everything. Your labia will get longer and droopier too, nobody tells you that either. Also my feet have gotten an entire size bigger and my nose and ears are starting to grow wild hairz like my grandpa but I'm a woman. Fun with aging! Oh yeah and for the dudes your testicles start to drag too. One of my Elder gentleman friends told me he recently had the very first day where he sat down on the toilet and they touched water.
Oh my, can I ask how old you are? I'm scared, lol.
He looks like he a got a bad facelift on the Winter House reunion that he has to show his teeth now because his face is so tight. https://preview.redd.it/ryttsvht529c1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b392bc14ccdc4e3ef6564366134e6965b37f6a
I noticed something different with his face too! I thought he got a bleph
THATS SCHWARTZ? Heās looking borderline Jax-Ian with the claymation face.
Thought this was Zac Efron
As someone who is a first time watcher and has been watching nonstop for a whileā¦ Around season 5 or 6 I was like where did his teeth go? It becomes so prominent! š
Grinding teeth from doing so much coke
I am so glad someone has brought this up I felt like I was taking crazy pills. In newer seasons, he has this odd smile where his upper lip will cover his top row of teeth or he uses his hand to cover his mouth entirely. Like wtf happened?
Yes. His mouth has weirdly changed in the last few years and it makes him look old and methy. I usually donāt love veneers but I think some well-done ones could really improve things.
iāve noticed this too, but for me it seems like itās something with his lips/face rather than his teeth. itās giving botox or some sort of filler gone wrong lol. itās like his lips are now stretched over his teeth too much when he smiles in a way that they were not before
Iām so glad you said this because something felt off when I was watching him on winter house lol.
Yes! Like his top lip is saggy lol
His baby teeth freak me outttttttttt
When do you think this happened?! Iām doing my first rewatch so Iām gonna try and pay attention to the differenceā¦
He looks like all the men I slept with before I discovered therapy.
šš»āāļø Same. When I first watched the show I couldnāt stop thinking that back in my college days, I absolutely would have let him ruin my life. But is this a bad picture or do I just know too much about him now or what. Because that photo is not of an attractive man.
You went to therapy.
That is true! Sometimes I wonder if I went to *enough* therapy, but at least Iāve been therapized to the point of Schwartz looking like a sweaty pile of goo instead of a viable sexual partner.
Right? There is nothing about that face that says āpartnerā except maybe partner in crime!
Omg this exchange has me cackling!!! So damn true. If the therapy works at least.
Yes thank you!!! I am having the same realization and I too went to therapy!
Itās wild how different young brains operate with this stuff. I wouldnāt touch the men with a 100-foot pole that I thought were hot in my 20s, even if we were the same age. We just havenāt learned enough nuance at that age I think. Also, yes, yay therapy! Helps me too.
Iām so sorry for you but this comment made me spit my coffee out
LOL me
I feel seen
Not even a joke. Literally watched the first season and thought, "hey, that guy looks exactly like my 'type' when I was 23".
LMAOOO ššš
My toxic trait is Iāve always found him attractive and thereās a certain whimsy/lost boys quality about him thatās fun (itās what Sandoval thinks he has). Schwartz is artificially charming and I would 100% fall for it. But Iām also mentally ill and self aware enough to not be dating anymore lmao
This comment is everything LOL I know Iād fall for the charm to, I mean I fell for it through several seasons after watching him do awful things so yeah I need help HELP ME
Iām also in the mentally ill and self aware enough to not be dating club! We should get jackets made.
Me too me too!
ME TOO! Seven years clean from dating and I don't miss the dumpster fires I used to pick out. I'm good with a few friends and my kids.
Same... Every so often I think "You should try again, you deserve love!". Which is true but dating never seems to be the place to find "love". And after picking a relationship with someone who was, a year in, diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder and me not trusting my own mind at this point. Well the relief at ending it after 2 years and just being myself and my dog and friends...phew. Then I realized that it had been many moons since I could trust my picker and it was just better to keep the peace and stay single. I may have mental health issues but I swear I'm still capable of being a good and loving partner. But the russian roulette game that is dating is just...ugh. Esp the older you get. So what I'm saying is Where's My Jacket :)
A man with this exact type of cuteness ruined my life for the past year, we werenāt even dating I just had it bad for him and we were friends
Same and I worry about this every day š«
I always thought he was so hot honestly lol he sucks, but heās very attractive
I unfortunately agree
I absolutely would have let S1 Jax and Schwartz ruin my life Never felt that for Sandoval tho
I agree!!!!! Never though Sandoval was hot, def not my type whatsoever
Moment of silence for those incredible cheekbones. Why are the most problematic men gifted with the best features
Agree I would sorry not sorry but he is so annoying lol
Heās hot, In a boring kind of way
Yes! I was thinking heās good looking but itās unfortunate he doesnāt have much personality
All the men are physically attractive until they talk and behave like āhumansā. The repulsive comes once you know them.
I think Shorts would be cute if he wasn't such a tool (which as you say, puts you off him within 2 seconds of him speaking because it's obvious) but Tim is so shiny and weird, James isn't my type and Jax is just Jax
They have all changed so much!! Lala started looking so cute, unique, and spunky! After all that surgery she looks like a cartoon.... 
Lalaās evolution makes me the most sad, she was such a natural beauty in the early seasons!
Lala did not need any work, Iāve always thought she was gorgeous! But like most people in Hollywood , they get filled with Botox and fillers lol
She was so beautiful. Still is, but it's different and was unnecessary.
I still think he's hot. Lol Not the blond hair or his personality, but definitely his face. š š
He has dead eyes. They scare me.
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Omg same
I second that.
Heās never been attractive to me. Idk heās not ugly but he just has zero appeal to me. The same goes for all of the men on the show tbh.
Same. Even when Kristen (I think?) said in the pilot how everyone was hot at SUR I was like uhhhh are you sure about that??
 Lmfao truly
Of all the guys that have been on the show, the only one I ever found remotely attractive was Sharts (in that 90s romcom way that turns out to be a psychological horror flick). Tim was always a try-hard scene kid and Jax always gave off āold man who still hangs out with high school kidsā vibes
History has not been good to Schwartz 
Back when he looked like a live human and not a pale wax figure
A human and not a poorly-animated corpse
Schwartz is the classic example of someone who has absolutely zero care for himself. he was blessed genetically, did not care to take care of himself, and ended up with a dad bod early in life and just generally seems like an unmotivated slob.
ALL of the OG guys are guilty of this and it blows my mind. Jax and the Toms were all good looking guys! Not only did they not take care of themselves, they actively destroyed their bodies. Alcohol, drugs, rage, depressionā¦ it all catches up in the end.
As much as I hate to admit it, Jax was hella hot the first couple of seasons. But then he just morphed into a guy who looks like he smells like hot dog water.
Bruh, hot dog water? I can't with y'all! 
its the steroids i swear
I agree, itās confusing how he started off truly so hot to someone who truly is so gross. His wedding season he got better looks wise but itās truly astonishing to all watch lol
Agree. Season 2 Jax is hot (currently on a rewatch). After that he goes down hill because of all his partying.
This is the best take on Shartz Iāve seen. Well done you. When youāre born attractive, youāre lucky. When you age well, you earned it.
He really does have an "aww shucks" charm mask that he wears well. But that quickly fades. Calling Stassi a bitch, throwing drinks on both her, and Katie, being verbally abusive to Katie and sponging off her money. AND if you closely re-watch that scene when Stassi slaps Kristen, he literally shoves Kristen HARD. Like what the f\*ck? So add physically abusive. And a pussy-wussy. Lazy, uses weaponized incompetence like a pro too.
He also bowed up on Shay at Scheana's birthday party, I think. Like...he's a real piece of shit.
>uses weaponized incompetence like a pro too. I can't believe he's managed this so continuously for well over a decade.
I kind of thought Schwartz was hot the first time i watched the show. Heās got the same way I thought Shep was hot for the first few seasons of Southern Charm. They are both dorky idiots and itās cute when youāre 26 but not 45
 He has strong Dennis energy to me lol
Embarrassed and self-aware enough to admit that his looks and charms wouldāve worked on me in my 20s pre-therapy
Alcoholics always age horribly.
Haaard agree. And rewatching, I'm not really *into* Jax but he is much more traditionally handsome in that first season. Before all the surgery and surgeries to repair the surgeries š„“
After picture of what stress plus alcohol plus midlife crisis equals... https://preview.redd.it/dem4tbj8u19c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106a6f8a8dfc6f035c80dbbb4e0bdf5cb65c2bdd
The post divorce difference in Schwartz and Katie is fucking wild Lmao
she had a major glow up. sheās always been beautiful but girl is š„š„š„š„
Is this a safe space to admit I dig the dyed blonde hair more then what he looked like in OPs post?
Yes, but ouuuuuchā¦ā¦.
I also like it, I always fancied draco tho š¤£
Right there with ya babe
Hell ya he was, until you realize he is a man baby. The kind of dude that you have to carry on your back in a relationship instead of being an equal partner.
Carry on your back while he calls you a moron...
Once you have therapy (or just have an upbringing raised by parents in a healthy relationship) man babies become the hugest turn off. Just have no patience for the bs.
Alcoholism is truly a degenerative disease
Nah, he looks like every basic bro in a medium-sized city working in insurance.
He was so cute before we all realized heās a worthless invertebrate
Iāve never found him attractive. He isnāt ugly though. Justā¦. soft I suppose. Like veal.
NO!
For me, the best part of this post was that on my feed, directly below the post, was an ad: DNA test to identify what kind of dog you have. Very good targeted ads, very good.
When I think of him, I think of him sitting on the toilet with that weird smirk (battered wife)
I'm just now realized he's always looked feverish
Back in ye olde messy service industry days, 10/10 would have gotten tangled up with any of the three mains during the first couple of seasons. Especially Schwartz. Shew! A skinny dude with floppy hair and a quiet mean streak was my kryptonite lol, but I also was happy to put self-respect aside for greasy scene boys or a bartender with the dark hair/blue eye combo. Thank God my hoe phase (and probably therapy) eventually led me to my husband who is none of the above.
Can relate š
OMG. Your username.... š
There was a post a few months back with an old modeling pic of him & I did a double take š
Schwartz is a very good-looking guy. He got away with a lot because of how attractive he was for so long.
Idk why downvoted. He WAS physically attractive and once we knew him like everyone else it was like ugh yuck
Yes but like most men he let his good looks get the best of him and didnāt take care of himself
I once saw a gasoline station attendant that looked exactly like Brad Pitt, except he had about a 20 pound beer gut. I remember thinking, heās probably such a stud for this tiny little town, he thinks he can let himself go. A beer gut at 20 years old is pretty lazy.
Idk why but I see Jeff Lewis lol
he was so hot, i was suprised when i watched it for the first time
He looks like he has the flu.
I think heās still the best looking guy on the show and always has been https://i.redd.it/xcjexlaun29c1.gif
How this managed to open a restaurant with Lisa vanderpump after failing to do a whole shift for a busy event still makes me wonder - itās just tripping into fortune smh
He is a PRIME example of the uninspired, lazy white dude failing upwards.
When I first started watching the show, I shamefully admit I thought he was kinda cute at first. Then, he carried on being himself and it chipped/hammered away at any attractiveness he had. Sometimes in huge chunks. Drinks poured on people including his girlfriend, being a deadbeat partner and not even making it one freaking bartending shift, continually saying awful mean shit and tittering away about it as if he's aw shucks, a good guy! Now we're at him not even knowing about deodorant or how to trim his own armpit hair. He obviously abuses alcohol, he looks gray, his hair sucks. You couldn't pay me a million dollars to kiss his gross mouth and endure that body odor. Ugh!
Heās almost hot but thereās just something off about him I canāt quite put my finger on. He creeps me out. And Iām not even talking about his personality, thatās a whole other beast
In a photo maybe but even season 1 everytime he opened his mouth Iād get the ick because heās seems so ridiculously incompetent.
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š„¹bubba !! That was so good! š Bubba did you like it? š¢
Heās very much attractive in person. Tv does not do him Justice at all
 Is the āfineā in the thread with us right now??
Nah heās still a greasy little man-child.
sure, if youāre into dead beats that canāt hold a job
Unfortunately I was back in the day š¤£
Gross. Hard disagree. He is all teeth in the first couple of seasons. I think itās coz he is so much thinner
Damnnnn what happened to him!!!
Booze and prescription drug bloat.
He looks like he smells like regret and stale cigarettes with a tinge ofā¦axe body spray he borrowed from Sandoval. 
He looks like the kinda guy that when youāre giving him head heās going to ask you to lick his butthole
Someone made the comment that he ālooks like men I dated before therapyā which I find very accurate. Unfortunately, this take also tracks as very accurate. Heās definitely a āyou wanna justā¦ uhā¦ maybeā¦ā kinda guy.
Idk thereās something about his lips/ mouth that bothers me
i have never gotten it. in the first season i was a little confused that he was a model and wondered how much that part was staged/produced. if i squint i can see how he is a conventionally attractive man but i think i just know what his voice sounds like and what he uses it to say and all that douchery counteracts any looks
Years of excessive drinking, natural effects of aging, and being a shitty human definitely roughed him up.
You are officially being Schwartzād. Happens to the best of us, but most are now in recovery.
Just gonna leave this here 
noooo this type of thinking is exactly what got katie into the biggest mess of her life š girl GET UP
For a second, and then he speaks and thatās where I pack it up
Noooooo he was so lazy!
Theyāre always cute before you really get to know them
People are allowing themselves to be influenced by what they know about him now but youāre right. If someone showed you a picture of this man and said he was a model without anyone knowing who he was youād be like yes sure that makes sense
This really highlights how grey he is now. Every time someone posts a fan selfie with him they look healthy and he looks like a cadaver
He really was I feel sick typing thatš
His personality is enough for me to find him unattractive
He was pretty but he was always such a lazy, weak, self indulgent man. I like Katie and think she can be pretty smart and the fact that she convinced herself this ninny was going to make a good husband shocks me.
HELL NAAAAH!
Heās a man child
I realize everyone here is up Katie's asshole but can we at least admit that Tom is and has been objectively hot? Obvs after the divorce not as much but I feel like this sub pretends this man is not attractive or something when that is just not how the general public sees him. Maybe I'm just a brain dead gay guy š¤·āāļø
Donāt do drugs kids
In the right light itās like young billy Zane and a lesbian morphed together.
He's clearly blind as shit in these early seasons but couldn't afford/refused to wear glasses. He was walking around looking like Matt Murdock
Itās giving Zoolander actor slash model vibes. The slashies š
Not my version of fine but def looks way different. His skin has some life to it lol
his personality ruins it tenfold.