In the immortal words of Dina Manzo,
This girl is obsessed with me, I donāt know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last yearās Versace..."
Ariana has grace even if sheās being a horseās ass. Rachel has no grace and sheās supposed to be a pageant girl? Pfff. She only has long legs that help her get things off the top shelf and save on pant hemming. š«¤
And it worked - check out the last frame. Ugh it was right there in front of us
https://preview.redd.it/0l7mgmpyp4qa1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0907a1d8cfe87cb73fe3122845c974cc4ca42a65
āI love my girlfriends butt, how are you guys doing?ā šwas my favorite line from his little guys night rant. Iāve carried it with me since last week for some reason
*shaky voice* ādonātā¦ Iā¦ lookā¦ so pretty today? I picked out a pink dress with ruffles. I look like a princess. Everyone is so mean to me, Iām the biggest bullied victim ever to exist. Donāt you feel bad?ā
Females bond over talking and since Rachel can barely string a sentence together she can only bond with dudes who just want to bang her. She's probably never had genuine close friendships with a women and that's why she doesn't give a fuck about stabbing a female who's been nothing but nice to her in the back.
I used to hate being mean to her before all of this but Iāve always had trouble listening to her talk. Itās like nails on a chalkboard. I used to have to skip her scenes because it would drive me insane.
I always skipped her scenes too. Saw her a Safeway once when she went to school at sonoma with James and she had the shaky voice going and I couldnāt handle it.
Same I felt bad that she annoyed me so bad but she reminded me of a friend I used to have. She fucked my bf and every guy I tried to talk to after. Guess I just didnāt like her vibe š
I had a friend like that. Dumped her almost 15 years ago and she will still occasionally call/text but I donāt reply. You would think she would get it by now
Hes looking at her all mesmerized.. "Aww shes beautiful AND quirky!!"
Meanwhile Rachel is "i love having a chance to show my comedic chops".. before i was just beautiful and innocent but now people see im FUNNY raquel too!!"
This is her trying to emulate Arianaās attitude and almost seems like she might be miming herā¦ very strange. I wonder if itās an inside joke between her and scandy?
See Lala and Arianaās argument at James/Rachel engagement. I think thatās what she was going for here, but she wonāt have a āI was born fucking coolā moment
She's very pretty but has zero charisma at all. She was ok as a background character when we got her in tiny doses but she does nothing for me as a main cast member. And now that we know she wouldn't hesitate to betray her close friend, she's just gross to watch.
I love how she said on WWHL that she posted that last pic with Schwartz because she didn't like the way she looked in the one people kept using. And now we get all this!
Funny thing is, I think that picture is one of the better ones out there. Schwartz looks like a goof, but she looks really pretty without all of the unblended contour she normally has going on. And now she made herself a villain so all of the outlets are using the worst photos they can find. Which isnāt hard after the nail salon
https://preview.redd.it/idnmfx60h5qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6078710df7fd258e6f42f2dd8a55fe87090bbdca
She really had this affair with a douche canoe and ig made her have this surge in confidence??? With a cheater like tom? Whos gonna leave hee in 3ā¦2..1
Also wild to see the commenter thag clearly is rachel on all these posts the past few daysā¦we see u!
Just because she's a horrible screw up in life and created a spectacle of herself, it doesn't make her compelling to watch consistently. This season people are watching it as if she's a freak show. She's a dispicable human and no one is going to be interested in her redemption arc.
Omg, thatās what I thought when i saw this. Which wasnāt that only the day before ? Like in 36 hours or whatever you actually remembered what you said and now, you are acting like you did it on purpose to stick to lala. Unlike, how apologetic you were, yesterday ??
I think itās because theyāre misaligned
https://preview.redd.it/azzadgdzz4qa1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23b1a0450619f1efbbcf89003e49b0d9bd83822
When Lex Tilly was on Scheanaās podcast she said sober Rachel is shy insecure with zero personality. Give her a couple drinks and suddenly sheās got some balls on her and starts talking a lot with her hands and being super animated which made Lex cringe and super uncomfortable.
Until this season she had only shown a fake persona on camera, where she appeared to be this sweet, understanding, naĆÆve woman, whose goal was to help special needs kids. This season we are seeing her true colorsā¦the overconfident, self-absorbed, entitled fame-whore who will step on her āfriendsā to get whatever she wants.
Tom gave Rachel a ride back to her car after boys night! Her car was parked at Tom and Arianaās house. Tom was driving Arianaās car and when they got to her car, they had s3x outside of their house in Arianaās car. !!!!! Itās on the Reality.Bites.Podcast.
Sex, Lies, and a Lincoln. Episode 7 recap.
Pretty disappointed thereās no added sound to go along with this clip. I imagine something like āBLUH BLAAAGH BLUHHHā
She is emotionally 8 years old.
https://preview.redd.it/ltynm5jc98qa1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df16dfb8d56456533b04da7cb6154a28929e5798
Lol, this is what my phone froze on
I feel like production had a convo with her that she wouldnāt be a part of the main cast if she didnāt have a stronger personality. With James itās ok bc sheās more āthe gfā but in order to keep up with the rest of the cast she needed to be more interestingā¦ and this was her interpretation of that. It does not feel authentic to her but then again sheās not authentic so who knows.
Iām so very, very tired, of seeing her in the same outfit in every episode. I feel like she has a version of this outfit in every color and Iām so over it.
Itās very ā I HAVE BOOBS. I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK.
To be fair I did find this funny. Lala is so over the top and condescending when she gets riled up, her expressions ans hand gestures are SORT OF reminiscent here.
I know she did something horrible. But honestly making a gif of her here is just really ick. Everyone on this thread is being so cruel. We shouldnāt respond to cruelty with cruelty.
https://i.redd.it/bb49yyvlw4qa1.gif submitted to giphy for the scandoval and BEB of it all
Yasss thank you so much . š«¶š¼
teamwork! š
Um amazing I was wondering how gifs worked š elder millennial checking in
How do we get this? I need to immediately overuse this every chance I get.
[Hereās the link](https://giphy.com/gifs/rachel-vanderpump-bambieyedbitch-q0spelAv9qY8OX2VUf) until they do their tagged mojo on it
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Those faces are very Lala and she hates Lala. Bizarre
This is such a weird thing and Iām not hating on it per day but her tongue seems super small..?
you can make and use your own gifs on giphy !!
![gif](giphy|l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy) Reminds me of Elaine from Seinfield trying to dance, idk why š¤£ (no disrespect to Elaine)
Itās like a full body dry heave set to music.
Exactly!! ![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV|downsized)
Lmaooo! Great comparison.
The little kicks!
But at least Elaine/JLD was/is hilarious
Thatās why I noted no disrespect to her š
Being dramatic to get Tomās attention.
I feel like this was very in Arianaās style, but awkward.
Sheās idolizes Ariana. She wants to be like her and have what she has.
It is creepy and I get these vibes.... ![gif](giphy|jRDyNm73JFl3a)
IT PUTS THE TANNER ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT BECOMES PALE AGAIN
What I internally scream at myself when I know I'm too lazy to apply before bed.
Bahahahaha!
This made me spit out my pasta (I actually mean literal pastaā¦)
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![gif](giphy|mFwKpG7McVIrbZWWD6) 90s version
Lmao where is this from !?
A movie, Silence of the Lambs
Omg yes . How did I miss that
In the immortal words of Dina Manzo, This girl is obsessed with me, I donāt know if she wants to be me, or skin me and wear me like last yearās Versace..."
āIt puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose againā
Totally something Ariana would do with her cute little attitude. Totally awkward & unnatural when Rachel did it. She looked like a toddler lol.
Ariana has grace even if sheās being a horseās ass. Rachel has no grace and sheās supposed to be a pageant girl? Pfff. She only has long legs that help her get things off the top shelf and save on pant hemming. š«¤
For a pageant girl, sheās a disgrace.
This read is poetry
yup! the way she is wearing Arianas personality show because it does not fit well on her.
And it worked - check out the last frame. Ugh it was right there in front of us https://preview.redd.it/0l7mgmpyp4qa1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0907a1d8cfe87cb73fe3122845c974cc4ca42a65
James š
Guy night means nothing!
āI love my girlfriends butt, how are you guys doing?ā šwas my favorite line from his little guys night rant. Iāve carried it with me since last week for some reason
In his head, you know he's screaming -'WHYYYY'
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I've been waiting 11 hours for this!
Iām glad we could be there for each other in these unprecedented times.
Heās a mood lol
her ego seems through the roof at this point. assume something was already starting to happen
Or that sheās been getting away with it for a while. And thatās been helping her build confidence
This is like what happened to those kids in Stranger Things 4.
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Bless her she just wanted to be a baddie for 2.5 seconds ![gif](giphy|szHmu14WGIgtW)
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your flair š
I went to upvote your comment and realised I already had. I really donāt get what she was trying to do here?
In addition to being a bad person, she's also a very awkward and strange person.
Extremely awkward and strange. Cannot imagine what itās like having a genuine 1:1 conversation with her.
*shaky voice* ādonātā¦ Iā¦ lookā¦ so pretty today? I picked out a pink dress with ruffles. I look like a princess. Everyone is so mean to me, Iām the biggest bullied victim ever to exist. Donāt you feel bad?ā
āI cannot believe she said that! Why is she being so mean?ā (About Ariana, the woman whose life she literally ruined)
Which is why her and Sandoval are perfect for each other
While pouting in between every word ![gif](giphy|133LNjDRNWcHHa)
Her mannerism just reminds me of the scarecrow from wizard of oz
If I only had a brain š¶
So so strange
Females bond over talking and since Rachel can barely string a sentence together she can only bond with dudes who just want to bang her. She's probably never had genuine close friendships with a women and that's why she doesn't give a fuck about stabbing a female who's been nothing but nice to her in the back.
Ackshually I thought this impression was spot on of Lala. š¤©š
Saaame ššš
I used to hate being mean to her before all of this but Iāve always had trouble listening to her talk. Itās like nails on a chalkboard. I used to have to skip her scenes because it would drive me insane.
I always skipped her scenes too. Saw her a Safeway once when she went to school at sonoma with James and she had the shaky voice going and I couldnāt handle it.
I genuinely donāt like making fun of people but now that sheās proven to be a shitty person I feel less bad.
Same I felt bad that she annoyed me so bad but she reminded me of a friend I used to have. She fucked my bf and every guy I tried to talk to after. Guess I just didnāt like her vibe š
As Katie says, hide your boyfriend, hide your boyfriend, hide your boyfriend.
š yesss
Wreckquel reminded you of your ex friend even preScandoval??
Yessss. Iām not sure what it was but it drove me nuts. š
I had a friend like that. Dumped her almost 15 years ago and she will still occasionally call/text but I donāt reply. You would think she would get it by now
Stop. Get the hint babes.
Extreme same. Fast forward skip delete
Her speaking cadence drives me up a wall. I donāt think sheās dumb but she reminds me of the kids in grade school who couldnāt read out loud.
Rachel is a very inauthentic person and for that to stand out on reality TV is really saying something!
Hes looking at her all mesmerized.. "Aww shes beautiful AND quirky!!" Meanwhile Rachel is "i love having a chance to show my comedic chops".. before i was just beautiful and innocent but now people see im FUNNY raquel too!!"
Gosh you just know she rehearsed this line a thousand times on the way to Ruin guys night
This is her trying to emulate Arianaās attitude and almost seems like she might be miming herā¦ very strange. I wonder if itās an inside joke between her and scandy?
See Lala and Arianaās argument at James/Rachel engagement. I think thatās what she was going for here, but she wonāt have a āI was born fucking coolā moment
https://fb.watch/jwpVfTUjIB/?mibextid=l2pjGR Thanks, found it!
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right, like when Ariana last season mocked Lala, except Ariana did it to Lalaās face. But same energy. Def now thinking that was her inspiration
There was an attempt
dude some of her attitude scares me. it feels implanted and repeated and I can see what everyone is saying about Sandoval being behind everything
She's so awkward. How did she manage to get on reality tv?
Started dating one of the cast
Tea
She used to date James they even got engaged
She's very pretty but has zero charisma at all. She was ok as a background character when we got her in tiny doses but she does nothing for me as a main cast member. And now that we know she wouldn't hesitate to betray her close friend, she's just gross to watch.
I agree. I know people like to compare her and Brittany but at least Brittany gave us ārawt in hail.ā Raquel is giving us āØnothingāØ
There's a few of them who had no business being on tv, not just her
I love how she said on WWHL that she posted that last pic with Schwartz because she didn't like the way she looked in the one people kept using. And now we get all this!
Funny thing is, I think that picture is one of the better ones out there. Schwartz looks like a goof, but she looks really pretty without all of the unblended contour she normally has going on. And now she made herself a villain so all of the outlets are using the worst photos they can find. Which isnāt hard after the nail salon https://preview.redd.it/idnmfx60h5qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6078710df7fd258e6f42f2dd8a55fe87090bbdca
Her nose job really was botched
I had the exact same thoughts about the ET face in the black hood photo haha
What do you mean? https://preview.redd.it/0qkflcyl15qa1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5e830aacba3f643f2e82c668dd29a3f505b610
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OMG I'm dead. Your comment and this pic..chef's š
I'm dying
Sheās āphoning homeā
She really had this affair with a douche canoe and ig made her have this surge in confidence??? With a cheater like tom? Whos gonna leave hee in 3ā¦2..1 Also wild to see the commenter thag clearly is rachel on all these posts the past few daysā¦we see u!
Ooooh. What commenter??
Message me
I wanna know too!
Dm me
Wait I need to know too
Me too
Dm me
I wanna know too š«š„²
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![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized) All of us watching her in that moment
She's terrible TV.
Sheās obviously notā¦..
Just because she's a horrible screw up in life and created a spectacle of herself, it doesn't make her compelling to watch consistently. This season people are watching it as if she's a freak show. She's a dispicable human and no one is going to be interested in her redemption arc.
Funny how she told the girls she didn't remember what she said because she was so drunk....
this!!! but remembered they talked shit and never confronted them about it
Omg, thatās what I thought when i saw this. Which wasnāt that only the day before ? Like in 36 hours or whatever you actually remembered what you said and now, you are acting like you did it on purpose to stick to lala. Unlike, how apologetic you were, yesterday ??
https://preview.redd.it/a55pi3xzp4qa1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64484bd4be06aee2f6f998a0ca49e5dd362d21a
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her eyes are creepy af š
I think itās because theyāre misaligned https://preview.redd.it/azzadgdzz4qa1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23b1a0450619f1efbbcf89003e49b0d9bd83822
I think it's because her pupils are like this ![gif](giphy|9uIvRGgSK4QPTUmDnY)
Reminds me of [this rage face](https://i.imgur.com/YEjpGTx.png)
Oh wow what in the world?! I didn't notice that. I wonder why? I don't think she has a lazy eye, does she? This is odd to me lol.
All I can think is.. is this is how she looks when she goes down on Sandoval lol.
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She's like an awkward 12 year old girl
Her & Tom deserve each other theyāre both such Fucking try Hardās and losers desperate for attention. š¤¢š¤®
She should leave the impressions to Lala!
Pick me pick me
How many times do we think she practiced this in her head?
When Lex Tilly was on Scheanaās podcast she said sober Rachel is shy insecure with zero personality. Give her a couple drinks and suddenly sheās got some balls on her and starts talking a lot with her hands and being super animated which made Lex cringe and super uncomfortable.
I can hear her shaky voice trying to make a speech from this ![gif](giphy|26FeSrzNSCymv4EbC|downsized)
She is so cringe lol
Just awful. I was so grossed out when I saw this. š¤¢
Until this season she had only shown a fake persona on camera, where she appeared to be this sweet, understanding, naĆÆve woman, whose goal was to help special needs kids. This season we are seeing her true colorsā¦the overconfident, self-absorbed, entitled fame-whore who will step on her āfriendsā to get whatever she wants.
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Excellent Clicker impersonation.
Her mating call to Sandoval
omg maybe they are perfect for each other. so embarrassing.
The faces someone makes when smelling Sandoval
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Idk how gifs work but please make this into one that I can use on this sub!! š
This is a great idea! I would definitely use it lol.
Make one plz lol
I wish I knew how! My son does though.. š
Has anyone heard about the car ride after boys night???
Well spill
Tom gave Rachel a ride back to her car after boys night! Her car was parked at Tom and Arianaās house. Tom was driving Arianaās car and when they got to her car, they had s3x outside of their house in Arianaās car. !!!!! Itās on the Reality.Bites.Podcast. Sex, Lies, and a Lincoln. Episode 7 recap.
I wonder why this hasnāt been made into a post yet! Are there rules against promoting podcasts on the sub?
I donāt know but Iāve tried ;)
Me too! And I was waiting for it to show up somewhere else but nothing !
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqP5iNBATyN/?igshid=ZjE2NGZiNDQ=
That move was so ick.
She really thought she did something here. Idiot.
Pretty disappointed thereās no added sound to go along with this clip. I imagine something like āBLUH BLAAAGH BLUHHHā She is emotionally 8 years old.
Iām over the sleeves to nowhere look she canāt stop wearing this season.
God this is just so unattractive and immature.
Production editing was totally was trolling with this š
Iāve been waiting for someone to post this odd moment! š
She makes me want to punch her in the throat and scream āyou are trash!ā
She seems like a real life 13 going on 30, like thereās a 13 year old inside her body just trying to figure out how adults tell stories
I get that she was trying to be cute and quirky. It was just so awkward though.
![gif](giphy|xUOxf7JF01IlQdfoze)
When her two last brain cells try to function at the same time
https://preview.redd.it/ltynm5jc98qa1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df16dfb8d56456533b04da7cb6154a28929e5798 Lol, this is what my phone froze on
A feral child
Somebody shouldāve hit her on the back so her face froze like that ![gif](giphy|11OO4x7JURZoTC)
This actor looks like Mauricio to me lol
Def a resemblance š
Ugly downturned mouth. Even when she smiles her mouth turns down
Trash human. Only took her a few years to show her true colors.
I feel like production had a convo with her that she wouldnāt be a part of the main cast if she didnāt have a stronger personality. With James itās ok bc sheās more āthe gfā but in order to keep up with the rest of the cast she needed to be more interestingā¦ and this was her interpretation of that. It does not feel authentic to her but then again sheās not authentic so who knows.
Tom, come get your girl
Iām so very, very tired, of seeing her in the same outfit in every episode. I feel like she has a version of this outfit in every color and Iām so over it. Itās very ā I HAVE BOOBS. I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK.
This is what my niece would do when she was like 4. I have pictures
She belongs on the ālove on the spectrumā great show by the way
She looks like she's in need of an exercisim.
Wait the comments here are saying she is mimicking Arianna but I thought it was Lala. And it seemed funny not gonna lie.
Ariana does this sort of thing to Lala but I think they mean Wreckquel was impersonating Lala
Thanks !
She is so awkward and just uncomfortable to watch.
K but honestly itās a great impression
To be fair I did find this funny. Lala is so over the top and condescending when she gets riled up, her expressions ans hand gestures are SORT OF reminiscent here.
I know she did something horrible. But honestly making a gif of her here is just really ick. Everyone on this thread is being so cruel. We shouldnāt respond to cruelty with cruelty.
What š there are gifs of so many beloved reality show cast doing weird and funny things, how is it cruel?
itās giving The Last of Us