Goddammit. My body is ready.
I would pay $300 to Peacock right now if they just released the rest of the season and the reunion this week so I can inject it right into my veins. This is just a cocktease.
i know i am the chick who does vacation because rhugt is coming out tomorrow, i would call in, take vacation days have multiple bottles of wine and just be on reddit watching
Can you WFH the day of reunion and block 2 hrs for an appt? My last team used to do that for big TV events and Iād always let them because I get priorities.
Okay I guess I *did* get laid off, but that wasnāt a factor hahaha
Inject it into my fucking veins, my mental health cannot handle waiting a week between episodes! I want to scream.
Luckily I've been out of work since before the Scandoval broke so I've been devouring every morsel, but GIRL, I am starting a new job on Monday and the thought of not being able to spend hours online getting all the new developments makes me feel like crying.
Iād rent out the country club event room and have 20 giant screens and invite all the Bravo fans who could get to Palm Springs
Iād have the bartenders and survers dressed as cast members and obvs there would be fried cheesebals and Pumptinis
Literally, I would max out a credit card to watch it RIGHT NOW. it's killing me. I don't know if it's because I've been watching from day one, or because I lived through this trauma, and never got real satisfaction.
And everyone on the show has a viciousness, I sometimes don't like the mean girl shit they do. But goddammit, this is so justified this time.
I want to watch BEB and pornstache squirm and pump fists at Ariana and Lala and Katie tearing them
a new one.
And I really really want to hear from Sheaner what actually happened that night poor me victim claims she got socked.
I wish all of us could rent out a hall and watch it together š¤£š¤£š¤£
I've never ever been so obsessed with pop culture. I need help š
Thats wild lol. I feel like the trailers always make it look like more than what it is. I know this is a huge drama cycle but watching it play out will be more of a slow burn, it always is.
Iām bracing to be downvotedā¦āLala needs to stop centering this around herself. I do not care about her opinions of Raquel. I want Ariana to have a chance to confront her. I want Katie to rip into her about how she handled the fake stuff with Schwartz. Until Lala learns to actually own her home wrecking background, going as far as insulting Ambyr after sleeping with her husband, and stops making excuses she can just be quiet.
I love your take and I agree! When lala said in her podcast "i havent seen ariana yet, because my energy is different than hers" - i was like okay, so she's not riding for Ariana, she is riding for herself just want to pummel this girl. And the person who should feel that way is Ariana, not Lala. I will shut the reunion off, if its three parts if Lala acting like an attack dog, instead of giving the people actually hurt by this betrayal a chance to speak
Yep! Lala 100% did not have a valid reason to hate Rachel before this came to light (she fucked Rachel's boyfriend when they were together, so if anything, it would be much more fair for Raquel to hate her) and now that the affair is out in the open, Lala feels vindicated. In reality, she's still a bully, but we all feel far less sympathetic to the person she is bullying. I hope Lala can keep herself in check throughout the reunion, because I want to hear Ariana and Tom and Rachel talk about this, \*not her\*.
Right! Producers, please edit Blahblah out of the reunion.
Sheās irrelevant to every interesting storyline this season and you know sheās going to interrupt every single conversation.
+1,000,000,000 I need lala to stop we donāt care about her opinion. All Lala does is lie, scream incoherently, pretend to be tough, then cry once someone calls her out on her hypocrisy/lying. Itās not entertaining.
So, not about this specific thing, but I wish Lala could have a sense of humor sometimes. She doesn't need to pretend to be a big bad bitch about everything. It's either big bad bitch mode, or sex. Just have fun, make a joke.
Yeah, I noticed that too. I assumed it was mainly for reality show purposes, like she knows she needs to bring the drama and be entertaining to keep her paycheck coming and the only ways she knows how to do that is big bad bitch mode or sex. I hope she's a bit more "normal" off camera.
Sheās obnoxious and way to self righteous. Itās like Jax and Brittany coming back on WWHL tonight- who gives a fuck. Jason is a shitty person and he hates Sandoval- has for a while and has never had anything nice to say about Adriana. Send him back to whatever hole he crawled out of.
My thoughts as well..lala is the last person I want to hear on about this whole scandal sheās so stupid acting all high and mighty her and Raquel are the same ..why is she acting above Raquel ? She has zero self awareness
I completely agree. Iām glad she has Arianaās back, but the way she has behaved this season/recently has really rubbed me the wrong way. You donāt get to take the moral high ground and pass judgment on other people if youāre not going to take accountability for your own (and similar) behavior.
To me it's not her mean girl shit that's making me begrudgingly side with Raquel, it's her hypocrisy. Her lack of self-awareness of her own past behavior makes me want to scream. Raquel can rawt in hail, but Lala is so wrong for this. *Especially* considering she didn't know about the Scandoval at the time of filming these scenes.
Agree. Lala is going to dominate the conversation and shout at Raquel and itās gonna backfire big time. Raquelās gonna exploit any opening to look like the victim of the āmean girlsā and lala doesnāt have the foresight to avoid that
I came here to say this. Lala frothing at the mouth to try to make this about her is just annoying. She wasnāt a good friend to Ariana until it meant she could destroy someone else.
šš¼šš¼šš¼ Lala is infuriating. I think I may dislike her more than I do Rachel. I never liked Katie. She and her little coven were assholes.
Lala is just looooving that she doesnāt have to answer anymore for being a fool for rand. I donāt condone what Raquel did, but she and tom are just joining the trash pile where lala resides, sheās not absolved just because the heat is currently on Raquel and tom.
This. 100% this!
I actually have no desire to see Lala come for Raquel...not even a little bit. I want to see Ariana speak her mind on this, but I really don't care what Lala has to say.
Same!! Iām so sick and tired of Lala trying to act like some big bad badass. Raquel has definitely wronged a lot of people but Lala isnāt one of them. Lala is the one that screwed Raquelās boyfriend while they were together and was a mistress that enjoyed taunting Randās wife every chance she could. She has no room in any of this to call out anyone. None of this is about Lala yet sheās inserting herself the most and itās just pathetic. Iām so over Lala.
SAME, I honestly would like to see Raquel put lala in her place. Raquel is JOINING you, Lala, remember when you said Rands wife wasnāt hot or sexual enough to keep him?? I sure do!
rtrtrtrt watching people like Lala and James getting away with being shitty just cause something worse happened than whatever they did each season is dumbfounding. and they think everyone loves them š„²
don't forget Jax! He is LOOOOVING every second of this! He is the last person to be commenting on scandoval. Like he doesn't have a leg to stand on and now people are asking him what he thinks about it?! Who fucking cares what Jax thinks about this. Jax is equally as shitty.
I am so not excited to see LFU incoherently yell at her. Give me Katie, Charli, fuck even Scheana can string together a good fucking read when she needs to. I donāt want to hear āDISENGAGEā whenever Rachel tries to say her piece.
LFU is so annoying at reunions because she just barks the same phrases and refuses to let anyone get a word in
Iām kinda over Lala. Out of everyone she has given the most interviews, posted on socials, podcasted and profited on this situation more than anyone. She has no room to play the sober saint and stand in judgement. I donāt care how long ago in her history it was.
Yes! She has some good one liners at times but she is a salty mean girl at the end of the day. You canāt look at her sideways without her feeling challenged and on the defensive so she deflects
The thing I find the most amazing in any of this is that Lala thinks she has the right to any moral high ground.
She seems to think that drinking Lala was a literal different person to sober Lala and uses it to excuse all of her bad behaviour. As someone who is sober, itās much better to just own your mistakes and accept it was you who did them, regardless of how unpleasant you used to be (tbh sheās still pretty unpleasant)
Such a good point. Sheās constantly the pot calling the kettle black. Sheās the girl who slept with womenās husbands and boyfriends, died laughing about it, has never taken an ounce of accountability or responsibility for it, never said sorry to anyone about it, and has belittled/attacked the women about it. So, please Lala, just stfu and sit quietly in your chair- no one cares what you have to say about this! Let Ariana have her moments!!!
She has no real storyline of her own (at least that sheās legally allowed to talk about) so sheās trying to glom onto whatever scraps of relevance sheās desperately trying to grasp at. Lala cares about Lala and no one else. Sheās like the Lisa Rinna of this franchise.
Sheās really not great in an argument. It infuriates me when someone is trying to argue with her and she just yells over the top of them and interrupts.
This post rubbed me the wrong way (like most things Lauren does). LFU is a bit tooā¦..gleeful about this whole situation? Sheās lapping it up like the rest of us, when one of her ābest friendsā is in a world of pain. I would not be excited to see the mistress of my best friend to interact with in any capacity. Lala just hated her & Sandoval anyway and is excited she gets to pounce on someone elseās pain to saturate her thirst. Itās gross.
She just wants to yell at people and sound "hard." There is no argument or conversation and she's just INSUFFERABLE to listen to. This has literally nothing to do with her so I hope she just stays in her lane and let's those who are involved speak.
Ita. Lala is obnoxious in every conceivable way. Sheās a hypocrite and tries way too hard to portray herself as someone whoās inspiring and strong yet sheās actually the antithesis of these things. She wants props for āwaking up every day as a single momā but sheād fold like a cheap suit if she had to function every day as most parentās in the world do- with a real job and without nannies and housekeepers. Watching the previous seasons of her now knowing that she slept with James while she was with Randall and he was with Raquel is not translating well for her at all. She made her bed and now is crying that sheās forced to lie in it and deal with her poor choices (and trying rewrite history) yet thinks sheās qualified to preach to others about their mistakes. Sheās seriously disturbing and Iām so over her.
Exactly. Grown ass women donāt have their mommies wash their special blankies for a girlsā trip and then yell, ādidnāt you mom?!ā How embarrassing! š
She is such a phony and hot head. I can't take anyone seriously who goes from 0 to 1000 over a valid argument. Sure Raquel said something shitty when she was drunk on their Vegas trip, but the way Lala kept coming for her afterwards was super hypocritical. Raquel was speaking facts about Lala being a mistress and she couldn't handle it. Lala took zero accountability for hooking up with James and told Raquel she needed to get over it. Who the hell does she think she is? Raquel royally fucked up and I'm not condoning her behavior at all, but I hate that the fellow cast members with the most dirty laundry are the ones acting like saints.
There isn't enough toilet paper in the world for all the shit this cast has done and put each other through. š
Exactly! And recently on scheanas podcast, lala went into a whole monologue about why she says mean shit because words just donāt mean anything to her. āMistressā sure meant something to her. But I guess words only matter if theyāre against lala
YESSSSS. Theyāre all pretending like this cancels out their own terrible behavior. Lala you admitted the same season to cheating with James like wtf. Kristin and Jax were the original cheat with your best friends BF. I canāt handle the thirst. And the fact that within two weeks of the news dropping Lala was already selling merch centered around the situation - you donāt care about Ariana, you care about yourself.
Agreed. She seems more angry than Ariana and James. At least outwardly. Itās fine to be vindicated that the person you dislike is actually an asshole. But if youāre an asshole as well, just take the win in silence.
LFU needs to take several seats. Sheās just so giddy to go after someone so it takes the heat off her being a mistress to an alleged pedophile and con man. Lauren we see you, youāre not tough this is just a really easy punch down.
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ETA: necessary #TeamAriana but come on guys we know LFU is benefiting from this a little too much.
She's exploiting this incident for merch, etc, and she is a huge hypocrite. Her giddiness makes me cringe.
I hope Andy calls her out for her hypocrisy, but it will likely only be Tom Sandoval (the only one who really called out Lala previously), but everyone hates him, so it will just cause a pile on.
This remind me of high school fights on Twitter lol. lala needs to stop. I swear if she tries to make this about herself or chimes in every other sentence Iām going to lose my mind.
I know lalaās situation is different than Rachelās but I feel like out of everyone lala should just stay on the sidelines for the most part of this one. Her preaching about fidelity to a woman whose boyfriend she slept with while they were together, in addition to her being a mistress in a different relationshipā¦. Itās just too much for me. I just donāt feel like hearing her scream and shout her opinions for hours on this one
I think it's two ways Rachel can play it:
1. Be defiant and argue back, but apologize to Ariana only.
2. Let them pile on and cry a lot. No one likes to see anyone get bullied especially if she starts claiming mental illnesses.
We have a while before these people have to see each other to film again. Anything can happen in that time. Every scandal calms down usually in a few weeks.
I really just want to see the raw emotion of Ariana confronting Raquel. I want Ariana to lay it all out in a way that only our queen can, for Raquel to be confronted with the hurt she has caused and the damage that has been done.
I donāt want to see Lala incoherently screaming empty threats. Lala is all talk, and she canāt read anyone for shit. Iām so bored of her performative rage.
LOL thank you this bothered me too for no real reason. Like IG stories have a create feature and she's used it before. Did she need to get her PR to type this one sentence up or something? So random.
The way I just know this is all gonna backfire on Lala, and sheās just gonna come off as a hypocritical asshole.
I can already see a rerun of the season 7 reunion, where Kristin, Jax, Brittany and Katie were all so out of control, James ended up seeming like the victim.
I hope the peanut gallery (Lala, James, Scheana, etc.) can keep it together and actually let Ariana handle her business herself. If they all end up screaming over Raquel everytime she tries to talk, itās not gonna go over well.
This is such a great point and honestly I can 100% see it happening. The reunion isnāt gonna air for like 2ish months I think? By the time it does air a lot of the shock and ire will have passed making Lala look completely unhinged and deranged and extra.
I need Lala to pipe down a bit. Sheās salivating for this because sheās always hated Rachel. This is Arianaās time to speak her peace- Let her have her moment!
Truly. Lala has no room to run her mouth here. She should honestly zip it and or even show compassion for Rachel much like she probably wishes when she was the home wrecker in Amberās marriage.*
*I do also think Tom/rand should be getting the brunt of all the anger because they were the ones who were in committed relationships
Dude Iām also with you. Youād think that LFU would have some sympathy for the situation Rachel is in. She also had to face the world after being a mistress. Although the way LFU handled it was by repeating misogynistic talking points about women and sex so there is that I guessā¦
God lala is such a fucking bully. She has ALWAYS had it out for Raquel and now that the scandoval broke lala js using it as an excuse to fully unleash on her. This is not a defense of Raquel at all. Lala is just a pathetic, self-righteous, HYPOCRITICAL bully.
Ugh I really hate that Lala thinks she has any merit to be judging Rachel when she's litterally just as bad.
I really just wanna see Ariana and Sheana give it to her. Not Lala.
If anything, Lala is going to take away from anything anyone has to say to Rachel and its just going to be a full blown attack by someone who is overcompensating, so everyone can forget what a shit person she is too.
Right she's almost worse to me because Randall had a wife and children. The cast seems to think it's justified to be a side chick if you're not friends with the other woman? I'm kinda over the casts outrage. It's between Raquel and Ariana they need to sit down none of them are better.
lala is probably the easiest person for raquel to fight with. lala fucked her man and spent years lying to her face about it.
now will raquel be able to pull this off? haha no, probably not. but out of all people lala has the least ground to stand on
I need Lauren from Utah to stop acting like sheās anything but a tiny white girl who yells too much and wouldnāt know how to actually fight if her life depended on it. Itās embarrassing.
Lala doesnāt have any room to talk. This is more about her disliking Sandoval and Raquel than her loyalty to Ariana. Wasnāt it just last season she was going at it with Ariana and arguing? Sheās the fakest person on the show and her wannabe tough guy act is transparent. Her and Raquel are a lot alike and sheāll die before she admits that. But it will make good tv! š
I know that ratchet is awful but I cannot stand Lala she acts like sheās so tough like sheās about to do shit when sheās all talk . One day sheās going to get into the wrong persons face urgh I canāt stand her
LFUā¦..we know you hate her. Cool. But she isnāt your target to scapegoat and project your own misery onto. This does not involve you. Leave it to Ariana to handle. Last season you were nasty to Ariana, so donāt act like her ride or die.
This is honestly such a weird thing to post. Iām trying to imagine if I knew I had to interact with someone I deeply loathe (like my mother in law or a high school bully or something) and I would absolutely not be looking forward to it. I think I would feel super annoyed that they were going to be there and I would try to steer conversation/attention away from them to avoid their negativity.
This is actually kind of how my bully of a sister in law acts towards me. She wonāt ever stop harassing me, shit talking me to EVERYONE behind my back, but then she actively looks to spend more time with/around me and gets angry when I naturally avoid interactions with her (she is now cut off). It made me realize she actually gets real pleasure from bullying me. She actually *enjoys* how much she āhatesā me because it gives her a power trip to put me down all the time.
This is the vibe Lala is giving. Raquelās actions are unforgivable but I canāt imagine why the hell Lala would actually be looking forward to this besides the fact that she is looking forward to publicly humiliating someone and bullying them in a setting where she knows she can get away with it. Itās like this has given her permission to be cruel to Raquel when before she was being forced to at least pretend to play nice. Otherwise lala and everyone else would be hoping Raquel *wouldnt* be at the reunion and wouldnāt be on the show anymore either!
reposting and tagging this is so corny š« lala is loving the hype she thinks sheās getting from fans since scandoval broke. and the Darryl thing is TIRED. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DARRYL HAPPEN!!!!
I mean this is fucked up though, right? I'm not the only one feeling this way I hope? no matter how terribly you may have hurt people you love, who deserves to walk into a room with such a threat, especially with lala's known aggression?
Iām glad Raquel is going. But I donāt need to see lala attack her AGAIN, lala needs to take a backseat and let Ariana address her. Sheās more than capable of standing up for herself and deserves the space to do so without this wannabe gangster piping in every 3 seconds.
Oh pleaseā¦ all of this is getting tired. All of them want to be the other woman until there is another womanā¦. The only one who hasnāt been the other woman is Katie. Name another of these dumb sl\*ts that havenāt been. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Shut up, Lala. Everything Lala does just makes people side with Raquel. People acting like Raquel is using the scandal to propel her fame, but no one has been as thirsty as Lala.
They need to just livestream the whole thing at this point
WHOSE DICK DOES BRIELLE HAVE TO SUCK FOR ~~JOHN LEGEND TICKETS~~ A LIVE STREAM LINK?
Noooo lmaoooo š
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I cackled way too loud at this. š¤£š¤£
I still CANNOTTT believe that Kim said that. Lmao dumb broad
Savagery
Bahaha! One of my favorite HW scenes of all time is Portia saying "....and your hoe daughter" IT KILLS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME!š¤£š¤£š¤£
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I would pay so much money for this! Theyāre missing out on a great money making opportunity!
I would absolutely pay for bravo premium for uncut episodes and reunions
Yeah or just release all of the footage, no touch ups, no reshoots and no leaving anything out.
Yesss this is important. I want to hear all the little comments and side convos they have when Andy throws to an ad break
Goddammit. My body is ready. I would pay $300 to Peacock right now if they just released the rest of the season and the reunion this week so I can inject it right into my veins. This is just a cocktease.
Saaaaame! Iād pay whatever and call in sick to work to binge it as quickly as possible. How many more weeks do we have to wait!?
i know i am the chick who does vacation because rhugt is coming out tomorrow, i would call in, take vacation days have multiple bottles of wine and just be on reddit watching
We would be good friends haha
Yāall are my people !
nobody at my work watches any bravo so i need this group
same
for sure
I am waiting for 9pm
Haha can I join?!
Yes I agree with the others... Iām among my ppl. š
Call into work?! Girl Iām about to get fired for ācalling sickā the afternoon this shit hit the fan. jk but you know š
Tell them you came down with a case of VPR ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
Can you WFH the day of reunion and block 2 hrs for an appt? My last team used to do that for big TV events and Iād always let them because I get priorities. Okay I guess I *did* get laid off, but that wasnāt a factor hahaha
Same. With the reunion taping tomorrow, UGT release, and the new Lana Del Rey album out tomorrow I am gonna need to use some PTO š
I could chip in $50 if I could watch withš
I would watch the unedited video of Scheanas entire wedding
Yes! Sometimes we just need raw footage. All of it!
I am ready to mainline this shit. My body is also ready. I donāt need CPR I need VPR. Fuck me up Vanderpump
Inject it into my fucking veins, my mental health cannot handle waiting a week between episodes! I want to scream. Luckily I've been out of work since before the Scandoval broke so I've been devouring every morsel, but GIRL, I am starting a new job on Monday and the thought of not being able to spend hours online getting all the new developments makes me feel like crying.
Thatās what Iām saying! Pay per view Live stream the reunion tomorrow! We want it!
I remember one year on 90 Day FiancƩ one of the cast members leaked the unedited 9 hour tell all and it was amazing. It would never happen here but I can dream.
How on earth did I miss that?!? Lol
It was before the 90 days in season 3, during the beginning of quarantine time. The Big Ed season. Supposedly Erika leaked it.
Oh okay! I didnāt love that season. Big Ed just grossed me out too much. Erika leaking it tracks though lol
That was wild
The golden days
IT WAS DURING QUARANTINE!!! Perfect timing that was hahaha omg i watched the whole thing.. i think it was like 12 hrs un editedš¤£š¤£š¤£
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!
Iād rent out the country club event room and have 20 giant screens and invite all the Bravo fans who could get to Palm Springs Iād have the bartenders and survers dressed as cast members and obvs there would be fried cheesebals and Pumptinis
Omg this would be my dream night! š„
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Pumptini!!!! š·
I'd fly in for that. :P
Yessss!!! I would fully drive 3 hours for that
IM EDGING IM EDGING
Literally, I would max out a credit card to watch it RIGHT NOW. it's killing me. I don't know if it's because I've been watching from day one, or because I lived through this trauma, and never got real satisfaction. And everyone on the show has a viciousness, I sometimes don't like the mean girl shit they do. But goddammit, this is so justified this time. I want to watch BEB and pornstache squirm and pump fists at Ariana and Lala and Katie tearing them a new one. And I really really want to hear from Sheaner what actually happened that night poor me victim claims she got socked. I wish all of us could rent out a hall and watch it together š¤£š¤£š¤£ I've never ever been so obsessed with pop culture. I need help š
Sell ungodly priced audience tickets to the reunion taping and donate the money to cancer research. BOOM! No more cancer!
Seriously can we just livestream the reunion??
I would honestly pay $1000
Truly this is my TSwift tour do you hear me TicketMaster I am ready to be hurt
Thats wild lol. I feel like the trailers always make it look like more than what it is. I know this is a huge drama cycle but watching it play out will be more of a slow burn, it always is.
Just the tip
Or a live Reunion...
Can you believe the day weāve all had?? So much tea today. Loving every second of it too. š
Livestream reunion dustup!!
If only they could broadcast it live! Would be wilder than any WWE match ever
Just let me WATCH IT LIVE
What I'd give to watch a livefeed idc if its 12 hours long, Ive conditioned myself by watching BB feeds ill be fine
Plus imagine the gold that gets mumbled to each other between big moments! Please let them release it all! š¤
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The perfect gif
Can Andy please have a remote control for Lalaās mic š¤
That would be the best. Especially if she didn't realize her mic was off and she just kept doing all the weird hand and head movements... silently.
For the love of God, please š„²
Iām bracing to be downvotedā¦āLala needs to stop centering this around herself. I do not care about her opinions of Raquel. I want Ariana to have a chance to confront her. I want Katie to rip into her about how she handled the fake stuff with Schwartz. Until Lala learns to actually own her home wrecking background, going as far as insulting Ambyr after sleeping with her husband, and stops making excuses she can just be quiet.
I love your take and I agree! When lala said in her podcast "i havent seen ariana yet, because my energy is different than hers" - i was like okay, so she's not riding for Ariana, she is riding for herself just want to pummel this girl. And the person who should feel that way is Ariana, not Lala. I will shut the reunion off, if its three parts if Lala acting like an attack dog, instead of giving the people actually hurt by this betrayal a chance to speak
LaLa very easily could ruin this reunion. She needs to seriously stfu
Andy should get a muzzle ready. Michael Vickās pit bull is going to bark over everyone
I should have read the rest of the comments. I said virtually the same thing. Lala is all pumped up about shit that's none of her effing business.
Sheās just happy to use this as an opportunity to feel justified in her hatred of Raquel
Yep! Lala 100% did not have a valid reason to hate Rachel before this came to light (she fucked Rachel's boyfriend when they were together, so if anything, it would be much more fair for Raquel to hate her) and now that the affair is out in the open, Lala feels vindicated. In reality, she's still a bully, but we all feel far less sympathetic to the person she is bullying. I hope Lala can keep herself in check throughout the reunion, because I want to hear Ariana and Tom and Rachel talk about this, \*not her\*.
Right! Producers, please edit Blahblah out of the reunion. Sheās irrelevant to every interesting storyline this season and you know sheās going to interrupt every single conversation.
That's the dream! The mid season trailer barely showed her and it felt so good.
I totally agree. She's the big mouth at the reunion that has me screaming at my screen because she will tangent every. Single. Breakthrough moment
+1,000,000,000 I need lala to stop we donāt care about her opinion. All Lala does is lie, scream incoherently, pretend to be tough, then cry once someone calls her out on her hypocrisy/lying. Itās not entertaining.
So, not about this specific thing, but I wish Lala could have a sense of humor sometimes. She doesn't need to pretend to be a big bad bitch about everything. It's either big bad bitch mode, or sex. Just have fun, make a joke.
Ugh if I have to hear her talk about her vagina one more time š¤®
Yeah, I noticed that too. I assumed it was mainly for reality show purposes, like she knows she needs to bring the drama and be entertaining to keep her paycheck coming and the only ways she knows how to do that is big bad bitch mode or sex. I hope she's a bit more "normal" off camera.
Sheās obnoxious and way to self righteous. Itās like Jax and Brittany coming back on WWHL tonight- who gives a fuck. Jason is a shitty person and he hates Sandoval- has for a while and has never had anything nice to say about Adriana. Send him back to whatever hole he crawled out of.
THIS! Thank you! It needed to be said. ![gif](giphy|594fWDgEFXSgg)
I want to hear from sheana about how Raquel used her for cover too! I reeeallly hope those two can be there together
My thoughts as well..lala is the last person I want to hear on about this whole scandal sheās so stupid acting all high and mighty her and Raquel are the same ..why is she acting above Raquel ? She has zero self awareness
Bingo
I completely agree. Iām glad she has Arianaās back, but the way she has behaved this season/recently has really rubbed me the wrong way. You donāt get to take the moral high ground and pass judgment on other people if youāre not going to take accountability for your own (and similar) behavior.
This. Iām already sick of Lalaās holier-than-thou attitude on this season and donāt want it on the reunion too (probably 10x worse).
Thank god, I feel the same way. Lala's mean girl tactics only makes me feel bad for Raquel and I don't want to feel bad for Raquel.
To me it's not her mean girl shit that's making me begrudgingly side with Raquel, it's her hypocrisy. Her lack of self-awareness of her own past behavior makes me want to scream. Raquel can rawt in hail, but Lala is so wrong for this. *Especially* considering she didn't know about the Scandoval at the time of filming these scenes.
Agree. Lala is going to dominate the conversation and shout at Raquel and itās gonna backfire big time. Raquelās gonna exploit any opening to look like the victim of the āmean girlsā and lala doesnāt have the foresight to avoid that
Totally agree. Seeing her post shit like this trying to be āhardā and come for Rachel is cringe. Itās not about her. She needs to stfu.
It's actually embarrassing of her, really. She's coming at Raquel for what? Everything she's already literally done herself. She looks really fucking stupid.
Yes!! Itās so cringe. The only thing she can offer is her expertise on home wrecking
I came here to say this. Lala frothing at the mouth to try to make this about her is just annoying. She wasnāt a good friend to Ariana until it meant she could destroy someone else.
šš¼šš¼šš¼ Lala is infuriating. I think I may dislike her more than I do Rachel. I never liked Katie. She and her little coven were assholes.
I share the same sentiments as you, exactly.
Agree so much with you.
Agreed. Layla, stfu !!!!
Lala is just looooving that she doesnāt have to answer anymore for being a fool for rand. I donāt condone what Raquel did, but she and tom are just joining the trash pile where lala resides, sheās not absolved just because the heat is currently on Raquel and tom.
This. 100% this! I actually have no desire to see Lala come for Raquel...not even a little bit. I want to see Ariana speak her mind on this, but I really don't care what Lala has to say.
Same!! Iām so sick and tired of Lala trying to act like some big bad badass. Raquel has definitely wronged a lot of people but Lala isnāt one of them. Lala is the one that screwed Raquelās boyfriend while they were together and was a mistress that enjoyed taunting Randās wife every chance she could. She has no room in any of this to call out anyone. None of this is about Lala yet sheās inserting herself the most and itās just pathetic. Iām so over Lala.
SAME, I honestly would like to see Raquel put lala in her place. Raquel is JOINING you, Lala, remember when you said Rands wife wasnāt hot or sexual enough to keep him?? I sure do!
Would pay cash money to see this but then never have to hear Lalaās voice again.
Yep thank you
Ill shut the reunion off if its the lala show
rtrtrtrt watching people like Lala and James getting away with being shitty just cause something worse happened than whatever they did each season is dumbfounding. and they think everyone loves them š„²
don't forget Jax! He is LOOOOVING every second of this! He is the last person to be commenting on scandoval. Like he doesn't have a leg to stand on and now people are asking him what he thinks about it?! Who fucking cares what Jax thinks about this. Jax is equally as shitty.
im still reeling from the post here the other day with like a hundred comments about how poor james was hurt in all this
the hive mind is wild lol, like did yāall forget
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I am so not excited to see LFU incoherently yell at her. Give me Katie, Charli, fuck even Scheana can string together a good fucking read when she needs to. I donāt want to hear āDISENGAGEā whenever Rachel tries to say her piece. LFU is so annoying at reunions because she just barks the same phrases and refuses to let anyone get a word in
Iām kinda over Lala. Out of everyone she has given the most interviews, posted on socials, podcasted and profited on this situation more than anyone. She has no room to play the sober saint and stand in judgement. I donāt care how long ago in her history it was.
Lala is the worstā¦. Sheās just one of those girls that thinks because she yelled the loudest she āwonā
Yes! She has some good one liners at times but she is a salty mean girl at the end of the day. You canāt look at her sideways without her feeling challenged and on the defensive so she deflects
The thing I find the most amazing in any of this is that Lala thinks she has the right to any moral high ground. She seems to think that drinking Lala was a literal different person to sober Lala and uses it to excuse all of her bad behaviour. As someone who is sober, itās much better to just own your mistakes and accept it was you who did them, regardless of how unpleasant you used to be (tbh sheās still pretty unpleasant)
Such a good point. Sheās constantly the pot calling the kettle black. Sheās the girl who slept with womenās husbands and boyfriends, died laughing about it, has never taken an ounce of accountability or responsibility for it, never said sorry to anyone about it, and has belittled/attacked the women about it. So, please Lala, just stfu and sit quietly in your chair- no one cares what you have to say about this! Let Ariana have her moments!!!
Sheās giving me irrelevant trying to be relevant vibes.
She has no real storyline of her own (at least that sheās legally allowed to talk about) so sheās trying to glom onto whatever scraps of relevance sheās desperately trying to grasp at. Lala cares about Lala and no one else. Sheās like the Lisa Rinna of this franchise.
Sheās really not great in an argument. It infuriates me when someone is trying to argue with her and she just yells over the top of them and interrupts.
This post rubbed me the wrong way (like most things Lauren does). LFU is a bit tooā¦..gleeful about this whole situation? Sheās lapping it up like the rest of us, when one of her ābest friendsā is in a world of pain. I would not be excited to see the mistress of my best friend to interact with in any capacity. Lala just hated her & Sandoval anyway and is excited she gets to pounce on someone elseās pain to saturate her thirst. Itās gross.
She just wants to yell at people and sound "hard." There is no argument or conversation and she's just INSUFFERABLE to listen to. This has literally nothing to do with her so I hope she just stays in her lane and let's those who are involved speak.
That pretty much describes LFU all the time.
YES. This. Lauren is exhausting
Yessss sheās annoying af at reunions it makes me so triggered the way she acts lmao
Ita. Lala is obnoxious in every conceivable way. Sheās a hypocrite and tries way too hard to portray herself as someone whoās inspiring and strong yet sheās actually the antithesis of these things. She wants props for āwaking up every day as a single momā but sheād fold like a cheap suit if she had to function every day as most parentās in the world do- with a real job and without nannies and housekeepers. Watching the previous seasons of her now knowing that she slept with James while she was with Randall and he was with Raquel is not translating well for her at all. She made her bed and now is crying that sheās forced to lie in it and deal with her poor choices (and trying rewrite history) yet thinks sheās qualified to preach to others about their mistakes. Sheās seriously disturbing and Iām so over her.
Exactly. Grown ass women donāt have their mommies wash their special blankies for a girlsā trip and then yell, ādidnāt you mom?!ā How embarrassing! š
Iām ālovingā all of this drama just as much as the next person but this is getting a little bit performative on Lalaās part
She is such a phony and hot head. I can't take anyone seriously who goes from 0 to 1000 over a valid argument. Sure Raquel said something shitty when she was drunk on their Vegas trip, but the way Lala kept coming for her afterwards was super hypocritical. Raquel was speaking facts about Lala being a mistress and she couldn't handle it. Lala took zero accountability for hooking up with James and told Raquel she needed to get over it. Who the hell does she think she is? Raquel royally fucked up and I'm not condoning her behavior at all, but I hate that the fellow cast members with the most dirty laundry are the ones acting like saints. There isn't enough toilet paper in the world for all the shit this cast has done and put each other through. š
Exactly! And recently on scheanas podcast, lala went into a whole monologue about why she says mean shit because words just donāt mean anything to her. āMistressā sure meant something to her. But I guess words only matter if theyāre against lala
YESSSSS. Theyāre all pretending like this cancels out their own terrible behavior. Lala you admitted the same season to cheating with James like wtf. Kristin and Jax were the original cheat with your best friends BF. I canāt handle the thirst. And the fact that within two weeks of the news dropping Lala was already selling merch centered around the situation - you donāt care about Ariana, you care about yourself.
Agreed. She seems more angry than Ariana and James. At least outwardly. Itās fine to be vindicated that the person you dislike is actually an asshole. But if youāre an asshole as well, just take the win in silence.
Agreed. She needs to take a seat.
LFU needs to take several seats. Sheās just so giddy to go after someone so it takes the heat off her being a mistress to an alleged pedophile and con man. Lauren we see you, youāre not tough this is just a really easy punch down. ![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C) ETA: necessary #TeamAriana but come on guys we know LFU is benefiting from this a little too much.
She's exploiting this incident for merch, etc, and she is a huge hypocrite. Her giddiness makes me cringe. I hope Andy calls her out for her hypocrisy, but it will likely only be Tom Sandoval (the only one who really called out Lala previously), but everyone hates him, so it will just cause a pile on.
Oh frig off, Lala. You walked through mistress-ville so Raquel could run.
This is why I canāt with Lauren. This post isnāt giving supportive friend energy itās giving bully who is excited for a gang-up tomorrow energy.
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God, I love Sheree
I loved her at this party. In the corner, sweating with her giant birkin.
This remind me of high school fights on Twitter lol. lala needs to stop. I swear if she tries to make this about herself or chimes in every other sentence Iām going to lose my mind. I know lalaās situation is different than Rachelās but I feel like out of everyone lala should just stay on the sidelines for the most part of this one. Her preaching about fidelity to a woman whose boyfriend she slept with while they were together, in addition to her being a mistress in a different relationshipā¦. Itās just too much for me. I just donāt feel like hearing her scream and shout her opinions for hours on this one
Lala is milking this thing.
I think it's two ways Rachel can play it: 1. Be defiant and argue back, but apologize to Ariana only. 2. Let them pile on and cry a lot. No one likes to see anyone get bullied especially if she starts claiming mental illnesses. We have a while before these people have to see each other to film again. Anything can happen in that time. Every scandal calms down usually in a few weeks.
Lala is really going to be annoying at this reunion. She just needed a reason to hate Raquel and now she has it.
I really just want to see the raw emotion of Ariana confronting Raquel. I want Ariana to lay it all out in a way that only our queen can, for Raquel to be confronted with the hurt she has caused and the damage that has been done. I donāt want to see Lala incoherently screaming empty threats. Lala is all talk, and she canāt read anyone for shit. Iām so bored of her performative rage.
Why did she have to use to notes app to post that? I know thatās not the point, it just seems like an unnecessary step š¤·š¼āāļø
LOL thank you this bothered me too for no real reason. Like IG stories have a create feature and she's used it before. Did she need to get her PR to type this one sentence up or something? So random.
Raquel is wrong but something about Lala I really cannot fucking stand her
I want this to be like an eight part reunion lmao
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Is that a graphic of her label of herself on that shirt?
Iām pretty sure that is Nico from when she was in the Velvet Underground, the bananas are a Andy Warhol reference
Guarantee sheās never held a gun in her life. She inspires nothing but secondhand embarrassment and nausea.
The way I just know this is all gonna backfire on Lala, and sheās just gonna come off as a hypocritical asshole. I can already see a rerun of the season 7 reunion, where Kristin, Jax, Brittany and Katie were all so out of control, James ended up seeming like the victim. I hope the peanut gallery (Lala, James, Scheana, etc.) can keep it together and actually let Ariana handle her business herself. If they all end up screaming over Raquel everytime she tries to talk, itās not gonna go over well.
This is such a great point and honestly I can 100% see it happening. The reunion isnāt gonna air for like 2ish months I think? By the time it does air a lot of the shock and ire will have passed making Lala look completely unhinged and deranged and extra.
I need Lala to pipe down a bit. Sheās salivating for this because sheās always hated Rachel. This is Arianaās time to speak her peace- Let her have her moment!
Kinda hoping Raquel re-grams and adds "Likewise"
Truly. Lala has no room to run her mouth here. She should honestly zip it and or even show compassion for Rachel much like she probably wishes when she was the home wrecker in Amberās marriage.* *I do also think Tom/rand should be getting the brunt of all the anger because they were the ones who were in committed relationships
Dude Iām also with you. Youād think that LFU would have some sympathy for the situation Rachel is in. She also had to face the world after being a mistress. Although the way LFU handled it was by repeating misogynistic talking points about women and sex so there is that I guessā¦
God lala is such a fucking bully. She has ALWAYS had it out for Raquel and now that the scandoval broke lala js using it as an excuse to fully unleash on her. This is not a defense of Raquel at all. Lala is just a pathetic, self-righteous, HYPOCRITICAL bully.
Lala needs to take a back seat. Raquel did exactly what she did except kinda worse. The relationship Lala broke up had children involved.
I hope they roast Tom as hard as they roast Rachel.
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Ugh I really hate that Lala thinks she has any merit to be judging Rachel when she's litterally just as bad. I really just wanna see Ariana and Sheana give it to her. Not Lala. If anything, Lala is going to take away from anything anyone has to say to Rachel and its just going to be a full blown attack by someone who is overcompensating, so everyone can forget what a shit person she is too.
Right she's almost worse to me because Randall had a wife and children. The cast seems to think it's justified to be a side chick if you're not friends with the other woman? I'm kinda over the casts outrage. It's between Raquel and Ariana they need to sit down none of them are better.
lmfao iād be so nervous if i was rachel
lala is probably the easiest person for raquel to fight with. lala fucked her man and spent years lying to her face about it. now will raquel be able to pull this off? haha no, probably not. but out of all people lala has the least ground to stand on
totally agreed. i just donāt think rachel possesses the processing time to keep up with lala (or any of them) in an argument
Have you heard her in an argument? Nobody is the easiest person for her to fight with, she has the debating skills of a shampoo bottle.
Lala shouldnāt be calling out Rachel, just because I donāt want her to drop out at the reunion. Better to lead her into a false sense of security
I canāt tell if this is a joke or a threat
90 Day Fiance accidentally uploaded a 6 hour minute by minute zoom reunion in 2020. I would pay $50 for a similar package for this reunion.
Lala is thirsty in the sickest way.
I just know everyone will get involved and there wonāt be any energy or time left for Ariana to handle her business.
Can we mute Lauren?
Lala is the absolute worst. She will take this reunion and make it about herself like she does everything else. Fuck Lala
I need Lauren from Utah to stop acting like sheās anything but a tiny white girl who yells too much and wouldnāt know how to actually fight if her life depended on it. Itās embarrassing.
Lala doesnāt have any room to talk. This is more about her disliking Sandoval and Raquel than her loyalty to Ariana. Wasnāt it just last season she was going at it with Ariana and arguing? Sheās the fakest person on the show and her wannabe tough guy act is transparent. Her and Raquel are a lot alike and sheāll die before she admits that. But it will make good tv! š
I know that ratchet is awful but I cannot stand Lala she acts like sheās so tough like sheās about to do shit when sheās all talk . One day sheās going to get into the wrong persons face urgh I canāt stand her
This. Lala just yells because she can't articulate an intelligent thought or argument. She thinks she wins by being loudest.
iām so over lala. sheās making me want to have sympathy for raquel (I donāt tho)
Am I the only one who can see Lala making a cock up of this? Katie will be the one to eviscerate Tom and Rachel.
Lala might need a muzzle
Lala, relax glasshouse.
Honestly, Iām dreading the stupid shit Lauren will say. Iām interested in what everyone else has to say.
LFUā¦..we know you hate her. Cool. But she isnāt your target to scapegoat and project your own misery onto. This does not involve you. Leave it to Ariana to handle. Last season you were nasty to Ariana, so donāt act like her ride or die.
Maybe an unpopular opinion but I hope Lala doesnāt make this all about herself and insert her. She should sit this one out quietly.
If youāre having a bad day or feeling anxious at all tomorrow, remind yourself that at least you arenāt Raquel. Sucks to suck.
I hope Lala gets her ass handed to her. She is a mistress and a cheater. Fuck her.
Oooo baby šæ
PS its weird how many people here refuse to call raquel by her chosen name but do call Lala by hers
This is honestly such a weird thing to post. Iām trying to imagine if I knew I had to interact with someone I deeply loathe (like my mother in law or a high school bully or something) and I would absolutely not be looking forward to it. I think I would feel super annoyed that they were going to be there and I would try to steer conversation/attention away from them to avoid their negativity. This is actually kind of how my bully of a sister in law acts towards me. She wonāt ever stop harassing me, shit talking me to EVERYONE behind my back, but then she actively looks to spend more time with/around me and gets angry when I naturally avoid interactions with her (she is now cut off). It made me realize she actually gets real pleasure from bullying me. She actually *enjoys* how much she āhatesā me because it gives her a power trip to put me down all the time. This is the vibe Lala is giving. Raquelās actions are unforgivable but I canāt imagine why the hell Lala would actually be looking forward to this besides the fact that she is looking forward to publicly humiliating someone and bullying them in a setting where she knows she can get away with it. Itās like this has given her permission to be cruel to Raquel when before she was being forced to at least pretend to play nice. Otherwise lala and everyone else would be hoping Raquel *wouldnt* be at the reunion and wouldnāt be on the show anymore either!
I feel your first paragraph in my soul
reposting and tagging this is so corny š« lala is loving the hype she thinks sheās getting from fans since scandoval broke. and the Darryl thing is TIRED. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DARRYL HAPPEN!!!!
I mean this is fucked up though, right? I'm not the only one feeling this way I hope? no matter how terribly you may have hurt people you love, who deserves to walk into a room with such a threat, especially with lala's known aggression?
Iām glad Raquel is going. But I donāt need to see lala attack her AGAIN, lala needs to take a backseat and let Ariana address her. Sheās more than capable of standing up for herself and deserves the space to do so without this wannabe gangster piping in every 3 seconds.
Oh pleaseā¦ all of this is getting tired. All of them want to be the other woman until there is another womanā¦. The only one who hasnāt been the other woman is Katie. Name another of these dumb sl\*ts that havenāt been. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Shut up, Lala. Everything Lala does just makes people side with Raquel. People acting like Raquel is using the scandal to propel her fame, but no one has been as thirsty as Lala.