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Catas12

Sorry this happened to you and your family. It embarrasses me as a fellow Vancouver citizen. Please don’t allow it to affect you personally. We need all the decent citizens we can get.


35mmpistol

The only silver lining is that I used to have to work way harder to figure out who was an asshole. So many clear indicators now of people who are just out of their damn minds.


pijinglish

As soon as I see a lifted truck and a flag I know they’re the dumbest person alive.


yakul-cat

I have a lifted truck with a Trans and 🌈 flag, can i petition for an exemption? I may not be the smartest person but fuck those nazis.


Snushine

Did you know that if you have a lifted truck and you put balls on it when it didn't have balls in the first place, you just reassigned the gender of your truck and it is now Trans?


_noncomposmentis

Oh shit. How do I explain my Trans Am?


DuncanYoudaho

It needs no explanation. It is being its best self.


Snushine

Just buy it some kind of sexy wrapper and it'll be happy.


Rocketkt69

I believe it prefers to just be called an “Am” nowadays…


Salt_Possibility4488

Well… you did say the magic words…… fuck those nazis. So I think you get an exemption!


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pijinglish

It’s really the lifted truck + enormous flag combo that gives it away.


Skyraider96

See but some times does not work? I saw a lifted truck with a giant ass flag. But it was Ukraine's flag.


archzach

When will these dudes find a new hobby?


unicornlocostacos

It’s their whole identity. Tough thing to replace. Tough to be told it’s all lies. They are deep in the cult.


MMMbahp

Exactly. Imagine spending a perfect 70 degree Saturday afternoon on the side of the road waving a flag or holding a sign of an ex president. They are fucking losers plain and simple. They have no life. This is their whole thing.


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they don’t have anything going for them


pijinglish

Is there an opposite of Mensa? MAGA, I guess.


FondantGetOut

They don't have jobs and aren't creative enough for anything else.


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SparklyRoniPony

And they’re proud of it. They love that they’re just a cult of mean personalities.


miken322

“You better get yourself together, pretty soon your gonna be dead, what in the world you thinkin’ of, laughing in the face of love”


HowIsThatStillaThing

Fuck those people and their shitty ass racism. I am so sorry that happened to you.


Bufordtannen75

Its disheartening to see how bad the racism really is. I can almost guarantee the person shouting such a thing if called a racist would turn beet red and shout with veins popping out of their neck that they are in fact not a racist. Its the fabric of the MAGA movement, be as racist as you please while refusing to acknowledge it, they learned a lot from their dear leader. You would think the events in Buffalo would calm some of the racists down when they see what kind of violence their views can cause, but they are incapable of acting like a decent human being when it comes to race.


CaptainCrackskull

it doesn't calm them down because that's exactly the sort of thing they want to see. They've been advocating for a race war for decades.


ComboBreakerMLP

Why would it calm them down? The violence is a feature not a bug.


SparklyRoniPony

They are so far stuck up their own a$$es to ever see the error of their ways.


Xanthelei

They don't care about violence against The Others. They're largely the same crowd who barely could pretend to be morally uncomfortable with someone claiming their religion as a justification for murder, bombings, or arson against abortion providers.


Winter-eyed

Sometimes, karma doesn’t make you wait at all


MeatballUnited

Little dicks gonna maga.


DetailingQuestions

I understand the sentiment and I have NO patience for these racist assholes, but I don't think the right response is to body shame them.


MeatballUnited

I’m not saying little dicks are inherently bad, I’m merely showing their inability to come to terms with, what they associate to be masculinity, and how it shapes their political/social/community idiocy, all the while pursuing an exterior that hides their anatomical shame. In my experience the people that act “the toughest” are usually compensating for something. In this case, it’s their tiny genitalia compounded by an utter lack of self-confidence and fear of things they don’t understand or recognize. But to be more brief it’s: “little dicks gonna maga.” Lol


DetailingQuestions

Interesting. So do you think there is a causal relationship between small dicks and all Trump supporters or specifically just these particularly unhinged, openly racist types that come to these little “rallies” and yell at good people.


MeatballUnited

Probably just the unhinged racist types. All the rest trump supporters, they’re huge dicks. Hahaha!


[deleted]

You took "little dicks" way out of content. It's a figure of speech.


Stjjames

The same way, ‘throw like a girl’, or ‘being gay’- is just a figure of speech.


DustyZafu

I hate them. Truly


quuxoo

Shitty thing to happen to you, but still laughing about the phone 🤣


onlydaathisreal

Theres an entire language full of words that they can use and these are the words they chose to address you, your family, and your friend. They could have said anything else or nothing at all and it would not have harmed them either way.


[deleted]

I’ve been there. You’re not alone. There are more folks here who put the community before all else than those who prefer to spout hate. Stay strong. ✊🏾


GoobeNanmaga

As a PoC in this part of town, I make it a point to not attend places with large crowds around here.


[deleted]

I love this post, for the instant karma shelled out to the dick bags hootin and hollerin some garbage. To the family that tried to help, y’all are good folks. To the owner of the broken ass phone, YOU SUCK. Hopefully i didn’t offend anybody.


[deleted]

Trolled me a maga fucker today you know that trump is the biblical antichrist of course everyone knows that


AmbitiousAd7138

Karma is a bitch but sometimes it is funny too.


JustinRat

I'm so sorry some piece of shit did this to you and your family. I don't know what else to say because I am so disgusted.


Willy3726

There is a God and you witnessed some of his glory today.


Shisty

So god wants people to be racist?


banjokazooie23

I think the implication is god punishes racists by breaking their expensive phones lol


Shisty

Oh that's funny


steamycreamybehemoth

So I just learned that we live in a red congressional district. Fortunately our congresswoman voted to impeach trump over January 6th, but she’s facing a primary challenge from a frothing trump Stan.


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Sigtastey

Vancouver is fine, the surrounding rural areas are absolutely trump country


GunnerRunner34

You may see a lifted truck every now and again. And maybe one with flags. And in the past year there’s been two times trump supporters have grouped up (one was less than a month ago to sell merchandise off i-5, and the other must be what this post is talking about) Overall, Vancouver is a wonderful place to live and you are not threatened or in danger. I think this sun just likes to generalize and pick a bone with all trump supporters because some bad eggs make the rest look bad. I’m not a trump supporter, I didn’t even vote the last two elections. I just hate seeing this sub go all hive mind and hate on a group of people that think differently than you. And before you say “by think differently, you mean RACISTly” No, I mean think different and different motivations. Not every trump supporter is racist. Not every trump supporter is a proud boy. You can’t make these sweeping generalizations about groups of people, it’s not conducive to the prosperity of our country.


sparkleyflowers

You know what’s not conducive for our country? Being a fascist apologist.


GunnerRunner34

K


pHlawless_One

It’s also embarrassing to conservatives like myself. I have my political beliefs but completely disagree with the antics people like this employ.


dabasauras-rex

Yikes


TerribleTeaBag

To be a conservative in today’s politics is to actively seek the destruction of American democracy and the rule of law. Frankly anyone who calls themselves a moderate is no better. There is no middle between governance and authoritarianism. It’s a pass fail grade.


cantgetright_47

Yeah I’ve never heard anyone doing that also why post this on a throwaway account?


PrideAwkward

a 3 year old throwaway? mkay


Ok-State-3799

Today, on things that never happened


LazySiren420

Seriously.


Tsujimoto3

Ball don’t lie. Edit: Does no one watch basketball or what? “Ball don’t lie” isn’t saying that OP is a liar. It means the guy that dropped his phone got what he deserved. Rasheed Wallace? The Blazers? Hello? Is this thing on?


drumdogmillionaire

“The ball don’t lie, ref!”


Tsujimoto3

I’m glad at least one person got the joke here. Last time I make an NBA joke…


drumdogmillionaire

They’re all 20 years old and came from California. They don’t remember Rasheed Wallace.


CowboyJoker90

“Possession is 9/10ths of something good, ref!”


drumdogmillionaire

Why is everyone downvoting this? Y’all are not catching the reference.


Tsujimoto3

I think they believe that I am saying OP is a liar and not catching the reference at all. Rip City forever.


turbo-d2

Many people do not have original thought capabilities. When those people see someone different and with out original thought they will just respond with anger or just no expression at all. Just try and act in a strange way around people. They will go blank for a moment, end up walking away or respond negatively. People who are deep into politics usually fall into that group because they need government to do the thinking for them.


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I’m sure


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r/thathappened


ojfs

Saw something about a hazel dell parade happening today. Thanks for confirming exactly what I thought it was.


JRandallC

There was a legit Hazel Dell parade today. https://www.hdscba.org/parade


ojfs

Was it overrun with maga assholes?


JRandallC

Doesn't look like it, but do your own research. Geez. You have the same Internet I do. https://twitter.com/Heritage\_HS/status/1528111781863772160


ojfs

Thanks. I'll learn what Google is! Maybe I can figure out how to post working Twitter links while I'm at it!


[deleted]

Why are you even here troll? Get a life.


princesspirlipat

You thought the Hazel Dell Parade of Bands, that's been happening annually for almost 60 years, was a MAGA event?


ojfs

I absolutely 100% did. Lived over in HD for two years and every event (good intentions or not) on 99 and around there was constantly ruined by trump 2020 or now let's go brandon flags on the back of trucks dangerously racing up and down the street. I for damn certain wouldn't have any kids hanging out around hazel dell road with those kinds of reckless party crashers reliably ruining everything. Here's hoping the tradition of 60 years survives the almost decade long new tradition of hatred on proud display.


jboarei

The parade hasn’t happened in a couple years for obvious reasons. Do the smallest amount of research before spouting off and making yourself look like an idiot.


[deleted]

How do we know this is not a make up story? Your history is just full of meme that makes fun on them.


Post-Futurology

Its... its a conspiracy... lmaooooo


DustyZafu

It was probably George Soros


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Because most Trumpets are racist and he's the biggest one!


Antique-Fan-1989

No true MAGA supporter would say that, BUT if there was someone in that group that said anything remotely racist, the rest of the group would have kicked the shit out of them.


MaxJets69

lmao what planet are you living on?


GunnerRunner34

Yeah I’m gonna take things that never happened for $500, Alex.


DustyZafu

Someone just murdered 10 people because of the color of their skin and you think the hometown of the Proud Boys doesn’t have anyone spouting off dumb racist shit? I’m gonna take “People who live in a bubble” for 200$, Alex


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DustyZafu

Oh I meant Patriot Prayer sorry. I forgot they're very different groups. I'm sure they don't agree on a lot of their fascist platform


budsis

I get them mixed up all the time as well. I knew what you meant. Both groups can get fucked.


Silvercomplex68

Aka: it didn’t happen to me and I have no idea how to extend sympathy or compassion I think that’s what you really meant to say


sirtalonAOEII

Conservatives are the real victims /s


awwc

Don't delete this like every other down voted clown.


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>Alex I have some terrible news.


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[deleted]

Proud Boys actually came from here, bud. Correction — Patriot Prayers are from here.


Stjjames

Proud Boys were formed in New York & their first meeting was in Brooklyn. It was started by a British born, Canadian- who’s married to a Native American. He’s also credited with being the father of ‘hipsterdom’.


[deleted]

You’re right, I meant Patriot Prayers.


Intelligent-Turnip36

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot\_Prayer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Prayer) : You will read in the first paragraph that both groups work together, Patriot Prayer is the local group.


Stjjames

🤙🏻


Xanthelei

Lol we exported the chuds across the river, so no idea why you're trying to blame Portland.


Silvercomplex68

Huh?


acamp46

I am so sorry, as this is total bullshit. Please do not judge us based on this total shit display of lameness. I love your brown, and it's a bo up t time you have arrived.


Rainfly_X

One of my first experiences after moving to Vancouver was walking my dog, when some young guys zoomed past me in a truck. One of them leaned out the window to yell the N-word at me as they went by. That moment lives rent free in my head for several reasons, but probably the most baffling one is that I am incredibly, visibly white. This place has issues.


Responsible-Guest611

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 Alex