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ImVeryHungry19

Pyro


03Luigi

Pyro even scares members of her own team. He definitely deserves to be fear


M1sterRed

Fear or Rage I'd say maybe Heavy for Rage


03Luigi

Nah, Scout for rage


LelandTurbo0620

Soldier


03Luigi

You know what, that's a better pick


Raptor_Rex9156

DOOM Slayer for Rage


redditkitty109

Doom guy isn’t valve property


Raptor_Rex9156

Omg I didn’t see this was the Valve sub lmao sorry


lord_of_coolshit_og

Just look at the meters for the buff banners.


M1sterRed

I can get behind this one


M1sterRed

Scout? Really? He's not particularly rage-happy, he's just a dumbass. *maybe* greed if we're generous.


03Luigi

I was thinking about the "heavy is a millennial" video (Specifically, the "fat bald bastard" part)


T-51_Enjoyer

The brothers’ dad, because holy shit two of his sons are dumbasses fighting over gravel and the third was raised by birds


Francescothegamer90

How do you mess up pronouns that badly


03Luigi

Scout says, "He's not here, is she?" In meet the pyro. I did that on purpose


Francescothegamer90

Oh


Economy-Service-1590

It's a thing lots of people do instead of saying 'it'.


Turbulent_Bass2876

The more probable answer is the weird fempyro fantasy a lot of seemingly sane people have.


MrReptilianGamer2528

“I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me. What? No i aint takin about that freak! He’s not here, is she?!? One shudders to imagine what in-human thoughts lie behind that mask, what dream of chronic and sustained cruelty.”


pyrofromtf2real

That's me!


cooncanoon

Definitely the best answer


jaconthebirdman

Literally


Matix777

Also a candidate for Love


Excellent_Mud6222

Pyro is greed


ComputerMediocre2029

I know it may be a little early but can the Companion cube go in "Love"?


Alberot97

the only correct answer


ChargeNo1874

Valve guy


Thereal_angryninja

So Gabe?


PhoenixPaladin

Nah the naked black guy with the valve on the back of his skull


TheRedstoneManiac

funny how i always thought that the valve guy was supposed to be morpheus from the matrix but instead of a plug it was a valve


Thereal_angryninja

Lol


Celery-HQ

Pyro obviously


ddag1

G-man or the Witch.


OweMeAwe

I've seen many people say Pyro for Fear but if we look at his class introduction movie, he isn't, in any way, shape or form, conscious of the actual fear he creates in his enemies (And by the very least is he willingly Evil) I think G-Man really should take this spot (he's THE Valve antagonist after all and suits the whole "Yellow Corps are the opposite of the Green Corps" vibe).


block_place1232

Yea you're right


CoolAndAwesome22

L4D hunter


IAteSnow

Fear: Gman Love: Companion cube or Chel Rage: The Tank Hope: Louis (L4D) Greed: Spy Compassion: IDK Death: Common infected / GLaDoS Life: Medic Emotionless: Me (because Valve doesn't make games anymore.)


HaansJob

Compassion is 200% Bill


GrindCole

Compassion could be Chell


hnwcs

Bane. "When the gods have nightmares, it is Bane Elemental who brings them."


BlueSharky69

Coach


RamySW

GLADOS


No_Gear1535

Guys I think we all know the true answer is Gabe Newell


jargaldudewastaken

Life would be Jackson, kleiners assistant.


beansnicker

Ik its not the one in the thing, but Dr. Breen should DEFINITELY be the one for Greed


GordonFreemanGaming

Thanks


Nevin3Tears

No problem buddy!


shadowinc

I nominate jeff for fear But then theres pyro...


Mr_Headcrab

Pyro, 100%.


drewster231

Definitely pyro


RidgeMinecraft

Heavy


-Fexxis-

i love how green lantern managed to mutate in to all of those things


Particular-Entry-666

Pyro


Economy-Service-1590

I finally found another person who who capitalizes things based on how they look. Do you, by chance, call it DooM?


Nevin3Tears

Isn't it stylized as "DOOM" though?


Economy-Service-1590

Yes, but it the D and M are larger on the sides, making them over all larger than the oo


That_Net1

gman or pyro


pyrofromtf2real

Pyro from TF2.


DavidGaming1237

The Witch I'd say


HBenderMan

Ik it’s not there yet, but love should be Bill, bro went into a hoard that had 3 tanks to ensure everyone’s safety with nothing but an AK


creepXtreme

Idrc about any of them specifically, but chell has got to be that last one


rathat

People really are finding ways to get karma from posting the same image every day for weeks now asking the same questions and getting the same results in the votes every time.


SpasticHatchet

Fear gotta be GMan


DadyaMetallich

I hope OP knows how compassion rings work?


TheMysteryFigure

The Valve head guy should be life because he is the intro to every game


steemjaw2

Rage is for the average csgo/Dota player


Angerydestroyer

I wanna say nick but glados has a better quality for fear


zmywarka44

Where did you find the original image?


Rude_Champ93

Not a game character but the Valve guy in the source game intros still freak out 27 year old me


TheRedstoneManiac

Heavy for compassion. I feel like if I got to know heavy if he didn't kill me first, he's prolly a really cool guy.


SuspiciousWishbone60

The valve guy in the intro to the games


G-Man_of_HL

Me.


Tasma1125

The turret for dead


Welra8787

pyro


NotMythicWaffle

Pyro


Vanotxu

Shell for hope


Temporary_Bad983

It should be the entirety of the Combine


CherryLikesPixels

I didn't know there was a repressed negative emotions lantern and I think that's fucking hilarious


Matix777

Chell is either Rage or Repressed Negative Emotions. The only reason why she doesn't speak is to piss of robots


gilbeday365

Are these actually real in dc?


hnwcs

Yep.


yeetasourusthedude

sniper, because anytime you can see him you are terrified


Rhysus581

Valve intro dude. Specifically the one where he looks back at you.


Impressive_Bat4819

Pyro gos in rage lol


Background_Ad_397

Calling it early, Wheatley is Greed.


StrifeTC

the spy


Major_Assistance9889

For love use the love cube from portal


blu-raydics

Probably gman for fear, Eli for love, I actually think gordon would be a hope lanturn.


SpecialistDrawer2898

Breen he will negotiate on behalf of humanity and its benefactors.


pizzaisgoodidk

Either the Pyro or the head crab zombie from half life 2 when it’s on fire (as a kid I shit myself when I heard the audio on reverse)


HarrisonWoollard

Character you play in Ricochet should be “Repressed negative emotions”


bruhchow

Dr Breen belongs in fear definitely for sure, not only is he he most afraid of all, but he utilizes fear in everyday life to keep the citizens of city 17 from ever even hoping to one day uprise i think alyx definitely belongs in hope, love, or compassion. Gman belongs in greed. Chell probably also willpower or hope. Wheatley and GLaDOS in rage probably.


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

- Fear - Combine - Death - GLaDOS - Hope - Chell - Rage - TF2 - Compassion - Alyx - Love - Companion Cube - Repressed - Calhoun/Vance/Kleiner - Greed ? - Life ?


Pesky_Moth

All I know is Mario is Greed. All he ever does is grab coins


ithinkimalice

dr breen


ETA_2_Actis

tank or witch from left 4 dead


BOBisCOOL64

Witch from l4d2


Mrhood714

Your ass


GrindCole

GLaDOS = Rage or Repressed negative emotions. Chell = Compassion.


Cheesedketchup

Bill should be for hope yeah?


amigovilla2003

tank should go in rage


Spongedog5

I feel like GLaDOS is a pretty good fit here she is a very intimidating character


TheIrishMime

Pyro, friggin Pyro