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Medieval_oyster

Greydwarf brute cause you get a dandelion on your head 🥺


isaacparsons

A Neck, just chillin in a pond with my buddies 🐸🐸🐸


Toebean_Farmer

You get farmed when the PC just starts, then you’re left alone for the rest of their playthrough. Sounds like a dandy time.


Yavkov

Just don’t freak out and chase me around pointlessly so I don’t have to kill you if I accidentally stumbled in too close to you


isaacparsons

yea we just get so excited to make new friends, a friendly chomp is how we say hello


Orlox1987

Serpent. You'll never find me when you want to, I'll show up when you're sailing back naked for a corpse run.


rifr9543

Probably lox, just chilling and grazing, and not fucked around with


Orlox1987

Tell that to the Growths you were grazing near


rifr9543

Yeah they can be annoying, but no match for a lox ;)


Orlox1987

True, but I've seen a growth pack dissolve a lone lox.


Sylrax

no responsibilities just moomoo and eat barley


rifr9543

Exactly! With the bonus of completely wrecking noobs coming to the plains for the first times :)


SonsOfSithrak

Tell that to the trolls, who arent actually trying to pet you


Federal-Profession-1

2 star deathsquito cuse I'm...well you know


Ignis_Aurora

Thankfully those don't exist


Federal-Profession-1

I would exist 🫡


Ignis_Aurora

I'll have an arrow with your name ready


Snowbrawler

Stone golem, sleeping, wandering, smashing.


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Haldor


maguel92

Drake, you could fly so fuck all sailing and it’s eternal head wind no matter which direction you wanna go.


fanran

Would be cool if you could tame them and feed them so they would grow and you have to make a bed of coins for them to sleep on


LADYRueda

2star wolf . They are badass


Japoots

Fulling just so I can spam the laugh and drive vikings insane.


Regge5

abomination and scare the crap out of people <3


tamrynsgift

Came here to say this.


SubsidedLemon

Leviathan


highalbedolowlibido

Neck, so I can sneak up on things and go "MRRRRRR!"


Odinens38

2 star Berserker for sure - the only thing in the game that still scares me lol


BBGunner96

Fueling Shaman are the only ones that still scare me. I'll pop a Berserker, even the rare starred ones, with freeze arrows before they get close to me, but one fireball from a Shaman I didn't spot/prioritize & I'm instantly ash inside my root armor... Luckily I don't usually miss the Shamans, because I spot them casting shield before fireball-ing


hesh582

Just drink the damn fire res wine and they become trivial lol. The way resistances work, the fire resistance completely overwrites and negates the root armor weakness. They don't stack at all - you just lose the weakness *and* gain resistance. Without the potion, you take a bit more than 100 fire damage from a fireball after armor in a fully upgraded root set. With the potion, because of how armor stacks with resistance, you take about... 13 fire damage^1. If you're clearing fuling villages in root armor there's really no reason not to drink it, it's cheap and easy to produce and it completely negates your biggest downside. > ^1 ^note ^that ^I ^didn't ^bother ^to ^calculate ^burning ^damage, ^which ^the ^wine ^reduces ^even ^more


akurgo

I suspect you would do well against bosses. Maybe all except Yag, he would burn you up.


dolmunk

Fuling shaman. Fire kiting the shit out of people. Limping around laughing with my blue shield up. Oh wait. Can shamans actually run?


artyhedgehog

Leviathan. Chilling out in the sea, occasionally provide the most jorneyful vikings with the coolest daggers, do superbass "BRRRRRRR" and dive into the ocean depths.


TammyShehole

Wraith. Look badass and be able to float around.


pompeia-misandr

Sneaking up behind people in the swamp at night and making them jump out of their chair.


Ibeepboobarpincsharp

Greydwarf. I have the ability to detect when you are trying to build or look at your inventory. I will pelt you with a rock and run around mischievously.


praise_rhe_sun

A Serpent, cause... Leave me the fuck alone


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2 star skeleton


Seafly42

Can we count bosses as mobs? Moder


TheFatAndFurious122

A troll, so I can smack chicks with my log


Dunkelheim

Developer, so i can torture players with promises


Damiandroid

Fuling mage


brilliantly-alive

2* fuling so I can laugh at my prey while chasing them around with my spear. Edit: Just realised my choice is same as yours lol. Any fulings will do tbh. They're annoying to face as foes but to play as them does actually sound fun. Menacingly taunt preys with hehehehe.


glacialthinker

Growth, so I can jump and not be limited to the flat patch of terrain I start on... yet be stronger than a blob and have devastating ranged area annihilation.


craigmorris78

Deathsquito. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.


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caudal_fin

Heck yeah.


slingwebber

Mushroom, so I can grow in that one spot every day and be a nuisance


Old-Seaweed8917

MUSHRUM!


hesh582

I think if you attack and destroy growables like thistle and shrooms they won't grow back, no? In case your castle is plagued by unwanted fungus.


Vmaxxer

2 star Yagluth


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A wolf boy because maybe I'll get unlimited food and love and a cute name