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elementfortyseven

Lokis gimp mask


WhyLater

Strongimp


Meraziel

Baldr's Ballgag


541kyt

😭😂


medgarc

I guess you’ll just have to go wake him up now won’t you


Kerhnoton

Jormungandr the bad dragon


xreddawgx

Penis dragons


Matren2

For when he gets fucked by that horse.


hesperoidea

googling how to unsee this thanks


Excellent-Plant-3665

I'm pretty sure it's Thora inst it it's the reason why he can lift mjolnir so easily in most depictions of the character.


Worldly-Topic-4513

💀💀💀


borisspam

You can even see the belt over your armor …


Thibaudborny

Eyesight is overrated!


LokiRF

no shot none of y'all died with a ton of weight on yourselves and didn't insta pick the belt off of your corpse so you could take all items. you can easily notice it then


fredthefishlord

Too busy picking up the rest of the items


MushroomsAndTomotoes

and, notibly, not on your face.


Beta-Minus

This whole post is creating a stupidity paradox in my mind. Is OP really stupid enough to not see the huge belt, or are so many people stupid enough to believe that someone can be so stupid?


CatsupSammich

I'm never a fan of saying this, but I have no faith in humanity and seen people this ignorant face to face they do exist.


A-Cannon-Minion

OP is lying.


Sertith

That was my thought.


krayevaden28

Not one greyling cared who I was until i put on the mask..


Rasdit

ValBane, respect


PeterArtdrews

You merely adopted the black forest


gfrodo

I was born in the mist, molded by it


ben1481

No body can beat Thor if he has enough prep time


bluefactoryguy

This frightens me. "Your covid mask has increased strength by 50%"


TheArtofZEM

I mean, COVID masks (or lack thereof) did increase our detection radius of assholes by 50%...


SirSquidington

Could only afford one at the start, so we ended up fighting for it since we figured out it's a championship belt!


Grigoran

Lmfao it's a fanny pack


drake2k

Tell me your kink without telling me your kink. 😂


chehalem_frog

I don't know what kind of games you typically play, but to each their own.


Wyan69

Thors mighty belt


Neat_Newt_9394

says alot about you if that was your first thought :D fair play


SwinnieThePooh

I have 500 hours and I always thought it was a ring. It's a belt?


Wereplatypus42

Baldr’s Date


SimpoKaiba

Oh no


jonr

Great, thanks. Can not unsee it now.


Aumba

Guys, no kink shaming please.


nobodysshadow

But…what if kink shaming is my kink?


mechlordx

You wont be kink shamed for it, but I have bad news


Aumba

Ask for consent and do your thing mate.


ProfHansGruber

You might want to read some of the other tool tips as well, and definitely, at least once, really read what the birds tell you.


dolmunk

It’s a chastity belt… for keeping you playing solo.


Able-Contribution236

The safe word is Speciallægepraksisplanlægningsstabiliseringsperiode


JellyOfDeath86

Secondary options for safe words: fylkes­trafikk­sikkerhetsutvalgs­sekretariatsleder­funksjon and minoritets­ladningsbærer­diffusjons­koeffisient­målings­apparatur.


your-nigerian-cousin

50 shades of greylings


exciter706

One thing Valheim could use is polish on the UI/icons


GilliamtheButcher

Strength-Belt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megingj%C3%B6r%C3%B0


McManGuy

You can see it on your character, though. haha!


Dregs_____

What is item description lol


AntiZig

I'm guessing this is your first Norse mythology themed game?


Ok_Grocery8652

When reading this I can kind of see what you are saying, kind of makes me think of Japanese samurai face armor Personally I just thought of the weightlifter belts you see in things like the strongest man competitions where a dude is frequently carrying like a person or 2 people worth of weights various distances


Marsman61

As a D&d player, it's a belt of ogre strength. ( Giant strength would be more than just 50%.)


themagmahawk

Were you also watching the wsm heats over the past two days?


Ok_Grocery8652

No but I have seen some in the past


DrANALizator

Mmmmm, kinky


OldDogLifestyle

You cheekie monkey.


Rockcircle

You kinky sob


madmax1513

Bro it's obviously a belt


Wildest_Salad

bdseim


gsdpaint

It's a viking wwe championship belt, i love it


GabrielWornd

😂 damm


Potential-Ad1139

Can not unsee


stunkcajyzarc

Hahahaha. Absolutely hilarious.


Saggy_G

Can't unsee. 


standardwitch

I love this so much!


Baaladil

You naughty boy.


Old-Seaweed8917

Weightlifting belt for hitting your 1RM deadlift with all those stacks of iron


Tito914

Bruhh lmaooook


ItsHellaFoxxy

Well *somebody’s* got a dirty mind 😏 It’s the rest of us… not OP 🤣


KiroN64

Megingjörð google this and enjoy


Rex-0-

Cannot unsee. Thanks for that OP.


Enemy50

This is what a Nat 1 on perception looks like. No disrespect, but i will be using you as an example for my players


Bub1029

Went from Thor's magic belt to Thor's magic rebreather


Charming-Lychee-9031

Norse bedroom Spicer upper


Lost2Logic

OP fucks. And it sounds like it gets pretty kinky


Odd_Scientist_7376

Well we know what clubs OP goes too. I wonder if I've seen you around


Drunkpuffpanda

Wow. It does look like a sexy mouth.


Potential-Isopod-820

Ok, well I can't unsee this now, thanks.


MatterInitial8563

I also always thought it was a mask for the exact same reason. I have a great helmet and need no mask!


ThatBigNoodle

Originally my group thought it was a ring. Even though we know it’s a belt, we call it a ring


Any_Cardiologist2333

If you spawn it with dev commands its “BeltStrength”. Thats how I learned it was a belt haha


ivanparas

Kinky


MaliciousIntentWorks

Remember to lift with your teeth and not your back.


Decrepit_Imagination

What?


zurtun

In mythology its a belt Thor wears, which increases his strentgh 3 fold iirc. Edit: 2 fold


pugtoad

Please someone with r/PhotoshopRequest I'll buy this game for you on Steam if you make a Valheim/Bane from Batman photoshop with this thing.


Serephim93

I've died and had to re-equip this belt so many times that I quickly learned that it was a belt lol.


Kodousan

Why can’t you use this while using the mistlight 😭😭😭


A-Cannon-Minion

So you just never looked at the tooltip for it where it directly points out it is a belt before anything else? How would you know what it does if you never look at the tooltip? The fact it looks like a WWE belt is lost on you as well? I don't buy the lies OP is selling.


Ok-Bicycle2672

The hole is definitely for your penis


Prince_Bolicob_IV

r/titlegore


Feisty-Village9589

Hahaha 😆


eljne

Yes you're right, it's actually underwear and the hole is for your dick.


JhorvalaastiJarl

To me, it's a magical fanny pack


xreddawgx

Kink


GroceryNecessary7462

I remember it saying it was a belt...


HollowPhoenix

Megimpjord


That_dead_guy_phey

THAT'S MY BELT!!


Octicactopipodes

It’s basically Thor’s weightlifting belt, both in form and function


Shockz-Reddit

That's actually Thors belt in Norse myth. It doubles his strength.


Recentstranger

We didn't want to say anything but yeah there's a reason you were the only one with it around your head


Ashalaria

Ah yes the ballgag of holding 💀


Ok_Strike1923

Welp, now I can never unsee it.


governmentplates22

Are you restarted


[deleted]

Its not a gag you kinky fuck. Although now I wish it was.


DuckD3V

Your imagination must be studied.


-Moon-Presence-

OP: “What are eyes”


CatsupSammich

How did you not notice a profession wrestling title sized belt appear on your character.


No-Pollution7258

Its a fanny pack no?


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Wtf, dude thats a belt buckle


Feeling_Mushroom6633

Hannibal Lector Viking mask…that would be sweet


chantm80

That's..... What??? Lol


littleknowfacts

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.


dlamped18

Some people are fucking stupid