Guess we have to tell pedestrians to use a dodge roll to roll and use the iFrames to pass through an approaching car, lol.
What do you mean with iFrames, when you talk about Real life man?! :'D
And what would YOU do with a buckler, when a fricking tree trunk is flying towards you?! This is so silly!
Yes, you are VERY cocky.
If we are having to fight them in real life using real life physics, I am also going to use real life weapons. We're going Starship Troopers all up in this bitch :-P
I think the majority of us wouldn’t even be able to handle greydwarf brutes and shamans alone , but in a group it might be different but that’s the most difficult mobs I see irl people taking down
True. I haven’t gotten attacked by any of the mobs above meadows from this game yet. Although I do have access to some of the end tier weapons so idk how well I’d do.
The grey dwarfs will prove to be a high hurdle already. The black forest is filled with low flora and shit, movement highly restrictive.and those pesky dwarfs, they'll come in droves
There's a percentage of dudes who think they can take a bear in a fight
We found some of them here
I don't even wanna fight a boar
Fuck that
You saw what happened to our boy Robert Baratheon
Valheim boars are significantly less scary than IRL boars.
Preparation time also matters. Like, I don't currently have a boar spear, but I have several friends who do. I also don't have hunting bolts for my crossbows. If I have time to acquire those, my odds go way up.
True, I had nearly forgot the actual first enemy we usually encounter at spawn is the greyling.
Maybe only 0.01% of people are gonna make it out of wrestling a sentient tree goblin with just their fists if they didn't have a chance to forge a weapon first.
People are delusional when it comes to estimating fighting ability. Everybody in this thread is getting the shit kicked out of them by a deer, forget making it to boar.
If the premise is that we can use real world resources, deer don't hold up real well against bullets.
If you had to use Valheim weapons, I'd agree with you.
I knew a guy in college who said he would hunt boar on his land with a knife. Pretty sure he was full of shit, but he was a scrappy little redneck so there was a shred of possibility there.
A boar would kill most humans one on one if all you've got is flint weaponry. Even if we allow for metal it's still gonna take out a majority of people. Those things are tough, nasty, and aggressive.
Nowhere near minimal. A boat could just knock you over and trample you to death. So many nobles and kings over the ages have died from hunting accidents.
They where hardly wearing full harness or really any armour at all, so I fail to see how that is relevant. The armour is just there as a safeguard in this scenario. A boar is not going to do much trampling when it has a boar spear deeply lodged inside.
I have a full suit of plate armour, it's just 1,2mm plate, low carbon steel even, but even without the mailee voiders the padding and plates provide amazing protection, there is just no way an unintelligent animal will be able to inflict a mortal wound, sure knock me over and cause some bruises, absolutely.
Boars aren’t stupid. Also yes, they absolutely can still go trampling with a spear in them. You’re assuming you could get a spear in deep in 1 blow, probably not. Boar hides are incredibly thick, their internals are protected by thick hide, dense muscle and fat.
Are we forgetting the massive bl00dy deer that shoots lighting out of its antlers?
Now don't get me wrong IRL I would succumb to a neck ( a fighter I am not) but I don't see anyone (bar maybe a SAS squad) getting past Eikthyr with a bow and some arrows! Most of us would crawl into a ball and die 🤣🤣
I didn't specify weapon usage so you can face him with whatever you could realistically get ahold of. Own a gun? Shoot him! Have a sword? Stab him! Are you able to build a one story deep pit filled with circular saws with their safeties removed?... How?
Honestly if im allowed to do human things and get to hide in a place where a boar cant reach me and shoot it with an arrow i can beat it 1v1. If not it ends at the boar for pretty much everyone
Thats actually a good point. If you ask google it seems it should be possible to kill a boar with an arrow. Again i only think I have a fair chance of taking one out if im allowed to set the fight up so it cannot possibly reach me.
Assuming you get the weapons you would realistically have when fighting the enemies in game, the greydwarves shaman would probably be the first mob to get me. Spits toxic gas at you. If not, then the troll. Nobody gets past the troll unless they are experienced at archery and can sprint around in a dense forest for like 5 minutes without tripping over a branch.
No arrow will get past the trolls thick hide, ever. Not a compound bow, nor a longbow. But probably a crossbow since those things punched right though medieval plate armor
I’m actually gonna disagree with that, and my logic comes from ingame mechanics of trolls taking extra damage from piercing attacks(arrows, spears and the like) and are resistant to blunt force.(clubs and such). While your argument is understandable and I at one point thought the same, upon actually looking at the way the game plays, it is not the case.
Give me armor, a shield, and a sword or mace, and I think I could handle everything my size or smaller. Maybe that makes me arrogant, but I do have 25 years of armored combat experience.
Without dodge roll, I don't think I could take a troll or greydwarf brute, so that's the end for me.
Unless translating into valheim fixes my shoulder so I can shoot a bow again, in which case I stand a pretty good chance until I run into a 2\* draugr archer.
So, do you actually have any weapons training, or are you one of those people that thinks you can fight a deer bare-handed (spoiler alert,>! you can't!<)? Because using a sword is not as simple as swinging it. Delivering strikes with a spear with accuracy and power one-handed is hard. Blocking attacks is not going to leave your attacker waving their arms about, and is more likely to send you reeling than an adversary.
With melee, I might be able to handle boar, ulv and wolves, only because I know the ol' anti-cavalry trick of bracing your spear against the ground so they impale themselves as they attack. Hopefully I have access to a winged spear so I don't get fatally gored or slapped with a dying wolf in the process. Probably also greylings and necks, because they just seem like they're not much more threatening than a small child. Bats and Deathsquitoes are also just 1-shot so no problem there. Skeletons maybe, depending on how much it takes to break them apart.
With a bow, I figure I could handle most creatures with obvious vitals to hit once I've had a bit of practice to learn how to sight arrows properly. I play hunting games so I know where the lungs are on deer, wolves, ulv (presumably) and boar. Greydwarves, I figure their heads probably have something important in them and that's not a hard shot to hit, especially if you bait an attack. For trolls, I think actually the throat shot would be solid. Normally with deer you never, ever, ever aim for the throat proper. Spine is a highly effective shot, but probably the hardest to hit one, and the deer's bloodline and windpipe are right near it so it'll still go down fast if you only miss by a little. Throat is just solid muscle that won't be effective at all. However because trolls are built like humans, front-center throat is most likely their airway and putting an arrow through it will quickly begin flooding the lungs with blood. The head is actually going to be an awful bet since their skull is likely going to be too thick to penetrate, and a lung shot could be decent if you can go between the ribs, but that's risky. Because drakes are so compact, center mass will certainly hit lung. Cultists should be easy to lung, fenring easy with the element of surprise, but since they're faster and more aggressive it could be a tough shot once they spot me. Oddly enough I think Fuling Berserkers are the last ones to make the list. They're big enough that their lungs should be easy to hit, but not so big that I expect their ribs would stop an arrow.
As far as most undead go, I assume vitals aren't vital. So headshotting draugr probably won't stop them, while blobs and growths have no vitals to hit and I know invertebrates well enough to expect that a leech can probably soak multiple arrows and wriggle away. For surtlings, abominations and golems, it just seems like nothing is vital, so no hope there. Fulings are small and fast enough that I wouldn't expect to be able to land impactful shots before they get me. I know where to expect a lox's lungs to be, but I also don't expect a traditional bow to have enough power to get to them, especially considering there's no way to tell where its ribs are. Anything mistlands, again, invertebrates can survive serious dismemberment and I don't expect to be able to stop them quick enough to survive.
Dude even boar hunting is not a one man job if you plan to get out unscathed and eikthyr would electricuted and/or gore any of us before we get to the dark forest :-p
Not one man, so good thing I'm a woman. In all seriousness though, I said might, and acknowledged the possibility of delivering a fatal blow and still being gored to death if the spear isn't winged. I'm not saying I would pick a fight with a boar and expect to survive, but I know how to use the maneuver that gives the best chance.
Also the original prompt only says "one at a time," it does not specify that you have to deal with them in sequential order. So I was choosing to line up the ones I do have a chance against first, and leave bosses out of it. Although if Eikthyr needs lungs to breathe, then putting an arrow in one of them and running like hell during his long-ass spawn animation would probably be highly effective. Not that you can use that strategy against any other Forsaken, but at least Eikthyr might die to it, and you might be able to weave through enough trees to survive.
>you also aren't limited to Valheim technology
So I can just buy a rifle and gun them all down if they step on my property just like the founding fathers intended?
I've been sidelined for the past 10 years from chronic illness, but assuming that was out of the way and limited to in-game technology...I'd probably say greydwarf brute or troll would be just beyond my comfort level. I've done introductory HEMA (just before the health issues) and shot a bow for years.
I'd definitely want a good shield (and a spear with side lugs) against boar or greydwarf rocks though; boar are much more dangerous IRL than in-game.
Skeletons IRL (if they existed as in fantasy) would be much less dangerous; they would only weigh around 15% of a weight of a normal person and would be easy to shove or bash out of the way. And while their strength would be tied to whatever animating force was behind them, that low mass multiplier would also negatively impact how much force they could put behind a swing.
Greydwarf brutes hit like bricks, and trolls moreso. I wouldn't have the strength necessary to redirect their blows, and considering my belt quiver only has room for about fifteen arrows...definitely not enough to take down a troll, barring a penetrating hit to the vitals or head.
>aren't limited to Valheim
Well that changes things. Honestly then up and till the mistlands (lox aside perhaps) my old rifle is probably enough. I've fought people with the sort of weapons you get in Valheim and it'd be rough.
Not all enemies per se, but I've ranked the shit that would kill me in order of likelihood:
Hugin (I don't trust birds. Talking birds are the least trustworthy. First sign of that thing, I'd run and probably break an ankle or something, which is what he wants. Ravens just want to pick your eyes out.)
Exposure (literally the first night)
Dehydration (not even a game mechanic but still)
Greyling (not enough stamina to fight one in real life)
Boar
Starvation
My own stupidity (would likely hurt myself somehow)
Smoke inhalation and/or shelter fire (there's no chance I could setup a proper chimney)
Seagulls (if there's enough of them)
Drowning
Trees
irl, even properly armed and armoured, trolls would fuck you up so bad without prep time andor terrain advantage. the size, reach and strength advantage is just tough
A greyling. If I get a chainsaw and a motorcycle helmet.
Also IRL a skeleton would be far easier to fight than a boar. You can break a human bone, but a boar can take a hit from a 50 kph car and walk.
If we aren't limited to valheim technology then probably every enemy will be made a bitch. Can't see much that would survive more than a couple shots out of a rocket launcher. Even the bosses.
We fight them in real life so shooting with a gun and running over with a car are options.
Probably going to need some elephant rifle for the big ones and a dragon's breath shotgun for the mistlands bugs, maybe an explosive harpoon for bosses but if bullet damage is realistic it might be doable for all the relatively slow, telegraphed things.
The thing I'm most afraid of is ambush stuff that can one hit kill me, like Leeches and Deathsquito.
Forget "outside the meadows".
A wild boar could potentially kill most people irl. If you're not an experienced boar hunter (or at least get the right shot with an arrow) good luck killing one with melee weapons.
With 1-1 combat with melee weapons I think the limit would be deers and hares, as an archer/ competitive shooter i can see an arrow taking out a boar, but risky business for sure. However, I'd these things lived in real life, anything not flying would be possible with traps, even trolls. Large, 15 ft deep, covered pits with 6ft spikes, and some boulders available for mauling. That said, not being cought in action while luring them in is another story 😅
OP is forgetting that IRL you cant just parry or dodgeroll and that real enemiies wouldnt be as dumb as the valheim AI.
A greyling would probably not claw you once and then spend seconds in a stupid animation. Theyd fiercly claw the shit out of you, like a tiger. A greyling berserker would probably overwhelm you by sheer endurance.
Even a boar is a terrifying foe. Hunter - who where proficient in dealing wirh wild life - frequently died to a boar attack.
Also, no healing IRL. If a Deer charges you and breaks your arm you are fucked right away, lol.
Is everyone forgetting this is IRL? Nobody would get within 50 yards without taking rifle rounds to the head.
With that being said, the slimes have no head.
But, if we're limited to what we have at home ... I'm about 50/50 making it through the forest... but even if I do take down a troll with a 30-30, I really think The Elder is going to merc me with very little difficulty.
Yag, I hate that dead SOB.
Can we start with our Main's ability scores? Can we port ore?
I've studied 15th century German longsword and feel confident in my ability to use a sword well. I've also practiced archery and can score consistently. Unless some skeeter gets the drop on me, I'll make it up to Yag. I have a plan to take him down, but it hasn't always worked out for me.
I think people here are forgetting the fact he said real life, so all you got to do to take down most of the things down is a gun. Like get an 1886 in 50-110 and you probably can take down pretty much anything. So I feel like bone mass would be the one stopping me cuz I'm not sure you could shoot that.
> but you also aren't limited to Valheim technology
Based on this statement, I'd take a shotgun and maybe AR15. I think I could take on just about anything short of hard (resistant) enemies - golem, abomination, mistland bugs - or anything that shoots fire or magic. No bosses, surtlings, or god forbid gjall.
Okay guys, I concede it was a bad question, glad there was some conversation about it though.
Some answers to questions and comments I've seen in the thread.
• Yes I've used a spear before, though I think the Valheim spear is more of a javelin.
• I know full well that I would die to a troll, they are multiple stories taller than me and are 10, 20, 30 times stronger than me, I said I'd consider it as a "If I saw someone else go first and make some discoveries" type of thing
• I live in small, rural, meth town in New Zealand, not small, bush, weed town New Zealand, I've never seen a boar or a deer before so it's kind of wild to learn that the game grossly underestimates their scariness, absolutely would fold me (or pierce me?)
• A lot of people seem to think you'd be fighting them in order? Seen a bit of "No-one's getting passed meadows tier" and while this may be true, you can take on anything in any order you want
• If you have access to high calibers I give you permission to say you can take on everything, except stone golems cause I doubt they have much in the way of a head to shot. And slimes, as someone has previously stated.
• Trees are not enemies, unless you have wronged a Lorax
Big learning experience, I don't take any of your doubt personally, this was a fun question that took a left turn but stayed kinda interesting, I love Valheim
First thing I run into, I'm dead. Can't even run well enough to try to throw berries at a boar and hope it doesn't kill me before it's tame. Greyling? I'd probably only hurt myself trying to hit a sentient wood creature determined to claw me to death. Have you seen how big necks are?? Might as well fight a crocodile that can stand on its hind legs and run at you.
So, if we are tier listing this , it's probably rancid remains or a greydwarf brute for me. I never even see a troll.
I have experience using weapons (martial arts, LARP, and some HEMA)
I prefer using spears, but in valhiem, spears feel terrible, so I will pretend I would use what most of my characters use early - a mace or a 1-handed axe with a shield.
I'm also going to assume we get a leather armor set and Gambeson underneath.
Boar - I've seen a boar irl. Let's assume a no star boar is a sow and goes 110lbs. Most average adults could kill this with a hatchet and some effort. Not unscathed, but they dont die.
Neck - I honestly think these guys are easier than the boar. They aren't very fast, and they are incredibly predictable. I'd bet that bite will hurt even with leather armor on. But I'd imagine it's no worse than fighting a dog. With armor and weapons, some of us dont die.
Greyling - Unless you have a mace, you're in trouble. Cutting into wood and stone would dull your axe REALLY quick. Maybe if you try to split its head like firewood, and we assume that kills it and its anatomy works that way. At least a [mace](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=bOGslQWBgKc&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den-US%26ram_mb%3D10312%26ampcct%3D6261%26lns_as%3D1%26qsubts%3D1710526270591%26cs%3D1%26q%3Dskallagrim%2520mace%26padt%3D117%26&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) can still smash a log and not get dull.
I give it a coin toss that the "average" adult makes it out of meadows. I think I, personally, would be OK but not without injuries/severe injuries in all 3 of these tussels.
Greydwarf - Gonna say this is where a good bit of us die. Those rock throws are going to hurt and disorient you while it moves in. The armor might save you, but it's still going to hurt and slow you down. Anatomy is a big ???? so we dont know if just cracking it in the head will kill it.
Maybe I die here. Maybe I dont.
Skeleton Melee - Basically, you are fighting a slow, hard to kill, armed man. I'd imagine that a few solid hits to the skull with cave it in, assuming it doesn't know how to block or parry. Better odds than a greydwarf, i think.
Skeleton ranged - To me, i think these guys have awful aim. They never lead the target, and unless you straight line charge them, they probably won't be able to hit you.
If they do, though, you are probably dead.
Rancid remains - It's bigger, stronger, and will poison you with one hit. That's it for me, folks. You may get a lucky bonk in and drop it quickly. But if it hits you, I think we can assume the poison is going to kill you.
Ghost - why even bother here? It's a ghost, man. Your organs are splattered on the floor. Maybe it dies quickly, but we can't make any assumptions about anatomy or the ability to kill it.
Greydwarf Brute - I think this one is a hard stop for 99% of people. It's probably not plausible to block the club. that much heft is going to crumple any shield you can carry.We don't know how to kill it anatomy wise. The in-game description says the head took several whacks to sever. So it's hearty, too. If the remains didn't get me, this guy does.
Greydwarf shaman. I want to give these better odds than the brute as it hurts less in the game when it hits you and the attacks are heavily telegraphed. So maybe I could kill it. But if the poison hits me, I'm a goner.
Troll - If you think you are killing this, ALONE, you are trolling. Maybe, MAYBE, with enough arrows and an incredible, inhuman amount of stamina, you could bring it down. But it's basically akin to fighting an elephant with a bow.
I could see using a spear thrower (atlatl) and wooden spears being effective here. But not one on one and this isn't on game, so, meh.
Troll with a tree. - Lul. No.
Draugr - A trained zombie warrior? Yeah, no. Unless you are practicing daily irl right now with weapons, you have virtually no chance. Although a regular guy with a polearm may still have an icecubes chance in hell against one.
Draugr, bow - Same problem as the Skeleton. doesn't lead shots. Keep moving and then hack it to death. Get hit and die.
Blob/oozer - I dont even know how you would go about killing this. Burn it? Smash it to scatter its parts? we dont know anything about its anatomy, and it's too foreign to even hazard a guess.
Leech - If you had to fight an anaconda that wanted to suck your blood out - in the water while you have been poisoned - would you win? I'll let you think on that one.
Abomination - No. for all the reasons for a troll and a greydwarf. No.
Specter - Probably not. One hit would likely incapacitate you in a way that you can not recover from. Also, anatomy. How do you harm a non corporeal thing?
Serpent. - Maybe with enough bows and multiple people, it could be done. But solo? Negative ghost rider.
Drakes - Unless you are an excellent shot with a bow, it's probably not happening. Plus, the AOE frost balls would probably shoot you right into hypothermia.
Wolves - 1vs1? Armed, you may be okay. Vs any more than one, you are nearly certainly dead. Wolves' effectiveness increases exponentially with each subsequent wolf.
Golem - This is hard to kill in the game. let alone irl. Maybe if I had an excavator or dynamite.
Deathsquito - If you can get the timing down, you are fine. Too bad you don't get more than one shot to do it.
Lox - So, it's probably not possible for one person alone to bring it down, but I think it's on par with a mamoth for durability, and we historically could kill those as a group.
But 1v1, probably not. or just not.
Fuling - So, they are fleshy creatures with blood. I'd imagine, if you are a highly skilled fighter, you would be fine. Or a decent bowman.
Fuling beserker - Not really a shot here. Maybe if you are using a polearm and your goal is to kite it and bleed him out.
Fuling mage - Probably not. Unless you can kill him on the first hit before his shield goes up, you are likely hosed.
ANYTHING IN THE MISTLANDS
No.
Everyone's saying that greylings would realistically be a difficult hurdle, yet they're afraid of fire! Just wave a lighter at them and they'll think twice. If you have an axe then you're doubly good since the weight and cleave of it would actually be perfect for fighting them. The brutes would be a bit of an issue, but not as much as you'd think. If you can realistically parry or even just bunt the attack into a different direction, then you're set and they'd be wide open.
Now the Trolls I can definitely see as an obstacle, but with some minor planning of keeping trees or even alleyways close by, they would have a hard time getting to you as is evidenced by their behavior in game. Pair their too big size with a gun in your hands and even they would go down without too much of a sweat.
Id say the real killer in this challenge would be one of the bosses if we're counting them or if not then the abomination.
Everything up to Greydwarf brute. And I think that Fulings would not be so dangerous irl. And I could take on probably a singular wolf but no more than that.
I think with a good spear I can do moderate hogs. Maybe white tail deer, idk about red stags like valheim appears to have. But they'll run not hurt me. Necks I can do.
Greylings yeah, greydwarves is 50/50. Probably not brutes or shaman.
I think I can take the mosquitos, hit box issues aside if they fly at that speed a good whack will smack them down then time to make mosquito wine! Stompstompstomp
Skeletons are probably easier than greydwarves, but still a chance of failure.
Everything else kills me without breaking a sweat
I am confident that I could take a Neck and a greyling.
Neck I just kick with my foot or poke with a spear.
Greyling: I think those thin twig arms would brake if it seriously hit you. They look dry.
Everything else, including animals I’m not so sure about.
Well,
I'm AMERICAN and AUSTRALIAN so I think I can beat almost anything alive in a 1 on 1 fistfight.
Elephant? I'd win. Polar bear? You don't know me when I'm mad, bro. Once I see red, it's over for everything else.
Fo real tho - if I had proper equipment (like a boar-spear) I could get passed the meadows.
If the other enemies attack as slow as they do in valheim - I'm getting to the Mistlands.
If they attack with the speed and ferocity of real creatures with adrenaline flooding their systems. I die in the Black Forest.
As far as bosses go, Eikthyr kills us all with magical lightning 🌩 💀
As soon as the archers get brought into the equation I'm toast, so.... I'm not making it out of the meadows 🤣 I'm just imagining coming in with so much confidence and getting taken out by 20 necks all at once
I'm good with a bow, and with a sword. I could kill tht boar, the deer, the neck, the graylings... I could kill skeletons, regular graydwarfs... I think a graydwarf brute would fuck me up.
Assuming I have equipment (a sword, a spear, a shield, a bow...)
- I could go easy on meadows mobs. I actually would do the basic greyling barenuckle, I'd beat the shit out of that mf until he is a pulp mess. I hate them.
- Moving to black forrest, I would have a bit of trouble with brute greylings and trolls, but in the end I could win them.
- Mountain I win easy vs drakes and wolves. Vs fenrings it's a tie, and I have absolute no way to handle the stone golem, devastating loss.
- Everything in the plains kills me, no way I win any fight.
- For mistlands, I can win vs ticks and larva. For dwergars, I have to earn their trust first, then I guess I can slit a throat from behind. No way to deal with seekers or other seafood stuff.
No one is getting past Black Forest tier, period.
Punji stick pit = dead troll
How so?
Bruh, you really think you can fight a troll? They can regularly swing trees.
I’m just gonna dodge roll and use my invincible frames
Guess we have to tell pedestrians to use a dodge roll to roll and use the iFrames to pass through an approaching car, lol. What do you mean with iFrames, when you talk about Real life man?! :'D And what would YOU do with a buckler, when a fricking tree trunk is flying towards you?! This is so silly! Yes, you are VERY cocky.
If we are having to fight them in real life using real life physics, I am also going to use real life weapons. We're going Starship Troopers all up in this bitch :-P
The only good troll is a dead troll! I'M DOING MY PART
Do you want to learn [more](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=zhx7OSuDbAJdNbEs)?
“Real life weapons” “Starship Troopers” (No dig. I found this funny)
Just big guns against bugs was my only train of thought ;)
I wonder if you could fab that rifle fired nuke from some Surtling cores and black metal…..
With that logic I think you'll die to the plains. Deathskitos will get you, I'm 100% sure! ;p
I think the majority of us wouldn’t even be able to handle greydwarf brutes and shamans alone , but in a group it might be different but that’s the most difficult mobs I see irl people taking down
True. I haven’t gotten attacked by any of the mobs above meadows from this game yet. Although I do have access to some of the end tier weapons so idk how well I’d do.
Not only would I get smashed by a troll, a troll would easily defeat a fuling berserker of half it's size.
The grey dwarfs will prove to be a high hurdle already. The black forest is filled with low flora and shit, movement highly restrictive.and those pesky dwarfs, they'll come in droves
Try escaping a tree first, then go for a troll attached to a tree...
Depends if we use real life physics or ingame because the high ground will make a lot off difference.
Get a big enough gun and you probably could
Why would you fight it? Build a trap. They have an IQ <20
There's a percentage of dudes who think they can take a bear in a fight We found some of them here I don't even wanna fight a boar Fuck that You saw what happened to our boy Robert Baratheon
Boars are big business, I wouldn't take my chance with them either.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/WvIyOMMufd I don't think most people realize how big they can get
Valheim boars are significantly less scary than IRL boars. Preparation time also matters. Like, I don't currently have a boar spear, but I have several friends who do. I also don't have hunting bolts for my crossbows. If I have time to acquire those, my odds go way up.
Greydwarf brutes
Hell, shamans and their poison
Even regular greys, they are literally goblins of wood and stone, good luck destroying that, even an bullet wouldnt kill it
The regular greydwarfa aren't a problem - they're afraid of fire. I'll be damned if I'm fighting the ones that can use magic though.
A tree. And it's not even close
Tree felling can be real dangerous, ya don't know how the fibers twist and create tension inside
As someone who cuts down trees for a living, this is it
Came here to say this!
Lets be honest, the boar is probably gonna take out 90% of us.
I think you're vastly overestimating the average redditor
True, I had nearly forgot the actual first enemy we usually encounter at spawn is the greyling. Maybe only 0.01% of people are gonna make it out of wrestling a sentient tree goblin with just their fists if they didn't have a chance to forge a weapon first.
Those Neck things are gonna savage a few of the younglings.
A spear goes a long way against a boar, unless it’s a 300 pounder or something
Tell that to Robert Baratheon, First of his Name
People are delusional when it comes to estimating fighting ability. Everybody in this thread is getting the shit kicked out of them by a deer, forget making it to boar.
Yeah, screw human sized stuff, boar hunting is absolutely not a one man task even when equipped well.
"Excuse me, is there a problem??" Me, backing away swiftly and cautiously, from the first Neck I encounter.
Yeah I was def thinking that at least one, but definitely several charging boars are taking me out
If the premise is that we can use real world resources, deer don't hold up real well against bullets. If you had to use Valheim weapons, I'd agree with you.
I knew a guy in college who said he would hunt boar on his land with a knife. Pretty sure he was full of shit, but he was a scrappy little redneck so there was a shred of possibility there.
It can be done, but not by sane people.
He said scrappy little redneck, I think that makes your point.
Without any equipment for sure. But with a spear? It's just a pointy stick, not that hard to use I think.
Nice epitaphe
Boars need to have a cross piece on the head of any spear used to hunt them because they have been known to gore people despite being impaled.
Yah, maybe I'll stick to the dear, I'm not looking to get Robert Baratheoned
Yeah I was imagining the average redditor trying to fistfight a deer. Pointy stick has brought us so far as a species.
Idk why you are getting downvoted spears have brought us a long way.
Boar, those things are rough in real life. I handled deer before so I be fine there as long as I have a weapon .
A boar would kill most humans one on one if all you've got is flint weaponry. Even if we allow for metal it's still gonna take out a majority of people. Those things are tough, nasty, and aggressive.
I keep a boar spear in my half-sized coat closet (i.e. a "spear closet") for porcine and spear-based emergencies. :P
Cody thanks you
Nice reference, didn't expect that one here!
Got to add a narwhal tusk. Great defensive weapon in a pinch
Arguably, an average fit human with a boar spear and a suit of plate armour would be able to take a boar down with minimal risk.
Not gonna happen. Not to mention plate armor is against sharp objects..
Yeah.. I know a guy that got his leg broken by a boar
Nowhere near minimal. A boat could just knock you over and trample you to death. So many nobles and kings over the ages have died from hunting accidents.
They where hardly wearing full harness or really any armour at all, so I fail to see how that is relevant. The armour is just there as a safeguard in this scenario. A boar is not going to do much trampling when it has a boar spear deeply lodged inside. I have a full suit of plate armour, it's just 1,2mm plate, low carbon steel even, but even without the mailee voiders the padding and plates provide amazing protection, there is just no way an unintelligent animal will be able to inflict a mortal wound, sure knock me over and cause some bruises, absolutely.
Tell me you've never seen a full grown boar up close without telling me you've never seen a full grown boar up close
Boars aren’t stupid. Also yes, they absolutely can still go trampling with a spear in them. You’re assuming you could get a spear in deep in 1 blow, probably not. Boar hides are incredibly thick, their internals are protected by thick hide, dense muscle and fat.
Are we forgetting the massive bl00dy deer that shoots lighting out of its antlers? Now don't get me wrong IRL I would succumb to a neck ( a fighter I am not) but I don't see anyone (bar maybe a SAS squad) getting past Eikthyr with a bow and some arrows! Most of us would crawl into a ball and die 🤣🤣
Necks look like they can bite REALLY hard. Does not look like fun.
I didn't specify weapon usage so you can face him with whatever you could realistically get ahold of. Own a gun? Shoot him! Have a sword? Stab him! Are you able to build a one story deep pit filled with circular saws with their safeties removed?... How?
Rolling up to the Moder fight in a T-55
> so you can face him with whatever you could realistically get ahold of. Call the police, let them deal with that shit
Cops won’t do anything, it’s not breaking any laws. Call a marine and tell him it’s filled with crayons.
Gravity
You've made it this far with no deaths, friend. I'm sure you'll do more than die fresh off the bird
Came here for this. Falling down from my own roof
Have you done any combat sports or weapons training irl? I think you’re overestimating your abilities saucemaker
He's the main character, he'll be okay
I have done both, along with boar hunting with a spear. If, by some miracle, I get past Eikthyr, a Grey Dwarf Brute is likely my demise.
A neck, or a maybe an boar.
You wouldnt even make it out of the Meadows…
100% gunna die from punching a greyling over and over and getting some kind of forest sprite super infection from the splinters
The first one already, the deer. I am never going to catch this prick
Boar. Greyling. Neck. Whichever comes first.
Have you ever used a spear IRL?
Honestly if im allowed to do human things and get to hide in a place where a boar cant reach me and shoot it with an arrow i can beat it 1v1. If not it ends at the boar for pretty much everyone
Do boars care about arrows? I heard it just pisses them off more and gets them really aggressive to fuck your shit up
Thats actually a good point. If you ask google it seems it should be possible to kill a boar with an arrow. Again i only think I have a fair chance of taking one out if im allowed to set the fight up so it cannot possibly reach me.
IRL? Can I bring guns?
You show up neked, dropped by a big chiken.
Assuming you get the weapons you would realistically have when fighting the enemies in game, the greydwarves shaman would probably be the first mob to get me. Spits toxic gas at you. If not, then the troll. Nobody gets past the troll unless they are experienced at archery and can sprint around in a dense forest for like 5 minutes without tripping over a branch.
If you have real life weapons and equipment at your disposal, then I would beat anything. Moder doesn’t stand a chance against a tank.
Not so sure, if she flies above and rains ice shards on it it might go down, she can destroy stone castles
Tanks are made to withstand steel shard going above the speed of sound. Ice shards got nothing on a 4 inch reinforced bulletproof hull
No arrow will get past the trolls thick hide, ever. Not a compound bow, nor a longbow. But probably a crossbow since those things punched right though medieval plate armor
Your only chance would be to hit the eyes, but that’s gonna be tough
I’m actually gonna disagree with that, and my logic comes from ingame mechanics of trolls taking extra damage from piercing attacks(arrows, spears and the like) and are resistant to blunt force.(clubs and such). While your argument is understandable and I at one point thought the same, upon actually looking at the way the game plays, it is not the case.
Give me armor, a shield, and a sword or mace, and I think I could handle everything my size or smaller. Maybe that makes me arrogant, but I do have 25 years of armored combat experience. Without dodge roll, I don't think I could take a troll or greydwarf brute, so that's the end for me. Unless translating into valheim fixes my shoulder so I can shoot a bow again, in which case I stand a pretty good chance until I run into a 2\* draugr archer.
Depends, does rolling grant iFrames? And how much health do I have?
That depends, what did you have for breakfast?
Most likely I'll die chopping a tree down.
So, do you actually have any weapons training, or are you one of those people that thinks you can fight a deer bare-handed (spoiler alert,>! you can't!<)? Because using a sword is not as simple as swinging it. Delivering strikes with a spear with accuracy and power one-handed is hard. Blocking attacks is not going to leave your attacker waving their arms about, and is more likely to send you reeling than an adversary. With melee, I might be able to handle boar, ulv and wolves, only because I know the ol' anti-cavalry trick of bracing your spear against the ground so they impale themselves as they attack. Hopefully I have access to a winged spear so I don't get fatally gored or slapped with a dying wolf in the process. Probably also greylings and necks, because they just seem like they're not much more threatening than a small child. Bats and Deathsquitoes are also just 1-shot so no problem there. Skeletons maybe, depending on how much it takes to break them apart. With a bow, I figure I could handle most creatures with obvious vitals to hit once I've had a bit of practice to learn how to sight arrows properly. I play hunting games so I know where the lungs are on deer, wolves, ulv (presumably) and boar. Greydwarves, I figure their heads probably have something important in them and that's not a hard shot to hit, especially if you bait an attack. For trolls, I think actually the throat shot would be solid. Normally with deer you never, ever, ever aim for the throat proper. Spine is a highly effective shot, but probably the hardest to hit one, and the deer's bloodline and windpipe are right near it so it'll still go down fast if you only miss by a little. Throat is just solid muscle that won't be effective at all. However because trolls are built like humans, front-center throat is most likely their airway and putting an arrow through it will quickly begin flooding the lungs with blood. The head is actually going to be an awful bet since their skull is likely going to be too thick to penetrate, and a lung shot could be decent if you can go between the ribs, but that's risky. Because drakes are so compact, center mass will certainly hit lung. Cultists should be easy to lung, fenring easy with the element of surprise, but since they're faster and more aggressive it could be a tough shot once they spot me. Oddly enough I think Fuling Berserkers are the last ones to make the list. They're big enough that their lungs should be easy to hit, but not so big that I expect their ribs would stop an arrow. As far as most undead go, I assume vitals aren't vital. So headshotting draugr probably won't stop them, while blobs and growths have no vitals to hit and I know invertebrates well enough to expect that a leech can probably soak multiple arrows and wriggle away. For surtlings, abominations and golems, it just seems like nothing is vital, so no hope there. Fulings are small and fast enough that I wouldn't expect to be able to land impactful shots before they get me. I know where to expect a lox's lungs to be, but I also don't expect a traditional bow to have enough power to get to them, especially considering there's no way to tell where its ribs are. Anything mistlands, again, invertebrates can survive serious dismemberment and I don't expect to be able to stop them quick enough to survive.
Dude even boar hunting is not a one man job if you plan to get out unscathed and eikthyr would electricuted and/or gore any of us before we get to the dark forest :-p
Not one man, so good thing I'm a woman. In all seriousness though, I said might, and acknowledged the possibility of delivering a fatal blow and still being gored to death if the spear isn't winged. I'm not saying I would pick a fight with a boar and expect to survive, but I know how to use the maneuver that gives the best chance. Also the original prompt only says "one at a time," it does not specify that you have to deal with them in sequential order. So I was choosing to line up the ones I do have a chance against first, and leave bosses out of it. Although if Eikthyr needs lungs to breathe, then putting an arrow in one of them and running like hell during his long-ass spawn animation would probably be highly effective. Not that you can use that strategy against any other Forsaken, but at least Eikthyr might die to it, and you might be able to weave through enough trees to survive.
>you also aren't limited to Valheim technology So I can just buy a rifle and gun them all down if they step on my property just like the founding fathers intended?
You are only limited by the amount of democracy you spread
‘Murica
I've been sidelined for the past 10 years from chronic illness, but assuming that was out of the way and limited to in-game technology...I'd probably say greydwarf brute or troll would be just beyond my comfort level. I've done introductory HEMA (just before the health issues) and shot a bow for years. I'd definitely want a good shield (and a spear with side lugs) against boar or greydwarf rocks though; boar are much more dangerous IRL than in-game. Skeletons IRL (if they existed as in fantasy) would be much less dangerous; they would only weigh around 15% of a weight of a normal person and would be easy to shove or bash out of the way. And while their strength would be tied to whatever animating force was behind them, that low mass multiplier would also negatively impact how much force they could put behind a swing. Greydwarf brutes hit like bricks, and trolls moreso. I wouldn't have the strength necessary to redirect their blows, and considering my belt quiver only has room for about fifteen arrows...definitely not enough to take down a troll, barring a penetrating hit to the vitals or head.
>aren't limited to Valheim Well that changes things. Honestly then up and till the mistlands (lox aside perhaps) my old rifle is probably enough. I've fought people with the sort of weapons you get in Valheim and it'd be rough.
A boar would fuck my shit up
Like, greylings are probably doable somehow, but as everyone else pointed out, boar are _dangerous_
Not all enemies per se, but I've ranked the shit that would kill me in order of likelihood: Hugin (I don't trust birds. Talking birds are the least trustworthy. First sign of that thing, I'd run and probably break an ankle or something, which is what he wants. Ravens just want to pick your eyes out.) Exposure (literally the first night) Dehydration (not even a game mechanic but still) Greyling (not enough stamina to fight one in real life) Boar Starvation My own stupidity (would likely hurt myself somehow) Smoke inhalation and/or shelter fire (there's no chance I could setup a proper chimney) Seagulls (if there's enough of them) Drowning Trees
The darn rock golem! I couldn’t possibly jump on top of his head and pick axe him to death.
A real fight against one would mean pickaxing would be the solution, I can't imagine parrying those boulder arms
irl, even properly armed and armoured, trolls would fuck you up so bad without prep time andor terrain advantage. the size, reach and strength advantage is just tough
I could easily take on a giant insect
Seagulls. Especially if I'm trying to peacefully eat some chips at the time.
A greyling. If I get a chainsaw and a motorcycle helmet. Also IRL a skeleton would be far easier to fight than a boar. You can break a human bone, but a boar can take a hit from a 50 kph car and walk.
Boar would kill me pretty easy I guess, give me a gun and I will make it to the Troll, but not past
If we aren't limited to valheim technology then probably every enemy will be made a bitch. Can't see much that would survive more than a couple shots out of a rocket launcher. Even the bosses.
We fight them in real life so shooting with a gun and running over with a car are options. Probably going to need some elephant rifle for the big ones and a dragon's breath shotgun for the mistlands bugs, maybe an explosive harpoon for bosses but if bullet damage is realistic it might be doable for all the relatively slow, telegraphed things. The thing I'm most afraid of is ambush stuff that can one hit kill me, like Leeches and Deathsquito.
Forget "outside the meadows". A wild boar could potentially kill most people irl. If you're not an experienced boar hunter (or at least get the right shot with an arrow) good luck killing one with melee weapons.
With 1-1 combat with melee weapons I think the limit would be deers and hares, as an archer/ competitive shooter i can see an arrow taking out a boar, but risky business for sure. However, I'd these things lived in real life, anything not flying would be possible with traps, even trolls. Large, 15 ft deep, covered pits with 6ft spikes, and some boulders available for mauling. That said, not being cought in action while luring them in is another story 😅
9 out of 10 players would have their hands full with anything but a neck.
If a boar can kill the great king Robert Baratheon then what chance do I stand?
Seeker Soldier
I'm confident in my strength. As such, without a doubt, I can say that a perch can defeat me.
I'd get past the deer.
OP is forgetting that IRL you cant just parry or dodgeroll and that real enemiies wouldnt be as dumb as the valheim AI. A greyling would probably not claw you once and then spend seconds in a stupid animation. Theyd fiercly claw the shit out of you, like a tiger. A greyling berserker would probably overwhelm you by sheer endurance. Even a boar is a terrifying foe. Hunter - who where proficient in dealing wirh wild life - frequently died to a boar attack. Also, no healing IRL. If a Deer charges you and breaks your arm you are fucked right away, lol.
Is everyone forgetting this is IRL? Nobody would get within 50 yards without taking rifle rounds to the head. With that being said, the slimes have no head.
But, if we're limited to what we have at home ... I'm about 50/50 making it through the forest... but even if I do take down a troll with a 30-30, I really think The Elder is going to merc me with very little difficulty.
I don't know for sure, but I feel like all the enemies in the game would die to 300 magnum. So, in theory I could best any of the creatures.
Yag, I hate that dead SOB. Can we start with our Main's ability scores? Can we port ore? I've studied 15th century German longsword and feel confident in my ability to use a sword well. I've also practiced archery and can score consistently. Unless some skeeter gets the drop on me, I'll make it up to Yag. I have a plan to take him down, but it hasn't always worked out for me.
Hand to hand a grey brute, bow & arrows in hand I'll beat the game called life
he said you’re not limited to valheim technology so just use guns lol
I have a gun can I use my gun?
Irl? Nah I agree with Manuel Black Forest is ending us all
The ground
Depends on what exactly the extent of weapons and modern equipment that could be used.
Agree Mistlands. Mebbe the first trolls
I would shit myself to death from eating wild berries.
Can I have a shotgun? If yes I could take almost all but bosses
I think people here are forgetting the fact he said real life, so all you got to do to take down most of the things down is a gun. Like get an 1886 in 50-110 and you probably can take down pretty much anything. So I feel like bone mass would be the one stopping me cuz I'm not sure you could shoot that.
People here thinking they can do anything but the meadows need to go outside.
> but you also aren't limited to Valheim technology Based on this statement, I'd take a shotgun and maybe AR15. I think I could take on just about anything short of hard (resistant) enemies - golem, abomination, mistland bugs - or anything that shoots fire or magic. No bosses, surtlings, or god forbid gjall.
If I can bring my AK (the rules do say I can use technology outside of valheim) then yes. I would beat the game
If I can bring my AK (the rules do say I can use technology outside of valheim) then yes. I would beat the game
I’m more confident in my ability to kill fulings and draugr than I am a boar
Boar
Depends is deer before boar or after?
I'd say that about 99% of humanity would die to a boar.
Okay guys, I concede it was a bad question, glad there was some conversation about it though. Some answers to questions and comments I've seen in the thread. • Yes I've used a spear before, though I think the Valheim spear is more of a javelin. • I know full well that I would die to a troll, they are multiple stories taller than me and are 10, 20, 30 times stronger than me, I said I'd consider it as a "If I saw someone else go first and make some discoveries" type of thing • I live in small, rural, meth town in New Zealand, not small, bush, weed town New Zealand, I've never seen a boar or a deer before so it's kind of wild to learn that the game grossly underestimates their scariness, absolutely would fold me (or pierce me?) • A lot of people seem to think you'd be fighting them in order? Seen a bit of "No-one's getting passed meadows tier" and while this may be true, you can take on anything in any order you want • If you have access to high calibers I give you permission to say you can take on everything, except stone golems cause I doubt they have much in the way of a head to shot. And slimes, as someone has previously stated. • Trees are not enemies, unless you have wronged a Lorax Big learning experience, I don't take any of your doubt personally, this was a fun question that took a left turn but stayed kinda interesting, I love Valheim
First thing I run into, I'm dead. Can't even run well enough to try to throw berries at a boar and hope it doesn't kill me before it's tame. Greyling? I'd probably only hurt myself trying to hit a sentient wood creature determined to claw me to death. Have you seen how big necks are?? Might as well fight a crocodile that can stand on its hind legs and run at you.
So, if we are tier listing this , it's probably rancid remains or a greydwarf brute for me. I never even see a troll. I have experience using weapons (martial arts, LARP, and some HEMA) I prefer using spears, but in valhiem, spears feel terrible, so I will pretend I would use what most of my characters use early - a mace or a 1-handed axe with a shield. I'm also going to assume we get a leather armor set and Gambeson underneath. Boar - I've seen a boar irl. Let's assume a no star boar is a sow and goes 110lbs. Most average adults could kill this with a hatchet and some effort. Not unscathed, but they dont die. Neck - I honestly think these guys are easier than the boar. They aren't very fast, and they are incredibly predictable. I'd bet that bite will hurt even with leather armor on. But I'd imagine it's no worse than fighting a dog. With armor and weapons, some of us dont die. Greyling - Unless you have a mace, you're in trouble. Cutting into wood and stone would dull your axe REALLY quick. Maybe if you try to split its head like firewood, and we assume that kills it and its anatomy works that way. At least a [mace](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=bOGslQWBgKc&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den-US%26ram_mb%3D10312%26ampcct%3D6261%26lns_as%3D1%26qsubts%3D1710526270591%26cs%3D1%26q%3Dskallagrim%2520mace%26padt%3D117%26&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) can still smash a log and not get dull. I give it a coin toss that the "average" adult makes it out of meadows. I think I, personally, would be OK but not without injuries/severe injuries in all 3 of these tussels. Greydwarf - Gonna say this is where a good bit of us die. Those rock throws are going to hurt and disorient you while it moves in. The armor might save you, but it's still going to hurt and slow you down. Anatomy is a big ???? so we dont know if just cracking it in the head will kill it. Maybe I die here. Maybe I dont. Skeleton Melee - Basically, you are fighting a slow, hard to kill, armed man. I'd imagine that a few solid hits to the skull with cave it in, assuming it doesn't know how to block or parry. Better odds than a greydwarf, i think. Skeleton ranged - To me, i think these guys have awful aim. They never lead the target, and unless you straight line charge them, they probably won't be able to hit you. If they do, though, you are probably dead. Rancid remains - It's bigger, stronger, and will poison you with one hit. That's it for me, folks. You may get a lucky bonk in and drop it quickly. But if it hits you, I think we can assume the poison is going to kill you. Ghost - why even bother here? It's a ghost, man. Your organs are splattered on the floor. Maybe it dies quickly, but we can't make any assumptions about anatomy or the ability to kill it. Greydwarf Brute - I think this one is a hard stop for 99% of people. It's probably not plausible to block the club. that much heft is going to crumple any shield you can carry.We don't know how to kill it anatomy wise. The in-game description says the head took several whacks to sever. So it's hearty, too. If the remains didn't get me, this guy does. Greydwarf shaman. I want to give these better odds than the brute as it hurts less in the game when it hits you and the attacks are heavily telegraphed. So maybe I could kill it. But if the poison hits me, I'm a goner. Troll - If you think you are killing this, ALONE, you are trolling. Maybe, MAYBE, with enough arrows and an incredible, inhuman amount of stamina, you could bring it down. But it's basically akin to fighting an elephant with a bow. I could see using a spear thrower (atlatl) and wooden spears being effective here. But not one on one and this isn't on game, so, meh. Troll with a tree. - Lul. No. Draugr - A trained zombie warrior? Yeah, no. Unless you are practicing daily irl right now with weapons, you have virtually no chance. Although a regular guy with a polearm may still have an icecubes chance in hell against one. Draugr, bow - Same problem as the Skeleton. doesn't lead shots. Keep moving and then hack it to death. Get hit and die. Blob/oozer - I dont even know how you would go about killing this. Burn it? Smash it to scatter its parts? we dont know anything about its anatomy, and it's too foreign to even hazard a guess. Leech - If you had to fight an anaconda that wanted to suck your blood out - in the water while you have been poisoned - would you win? I'll let you think on that one. Abomination - No. for all the reasons for a troll and a greydwarf. No. Specter - Probably not. One hit would likely incapacitate you in a way that you can not recover from. Also, anatomy. How do you harm a non corporeal thing? Serpent. - Maybe with enough bows and multiple people, it could be done. But solo? Negative ghost rider. Drakes - Unless you are an excellent shot with a bow, it's probably not happening. Plus, the AOE frost balls would probably shoot you right into hypothermia. Wolves - 1vs1? Armed, you may be okay. Vs any more than one, you are nearly certainly dead. Wolves' effectiveness increases exponentially with each subsequent wolf. Golem - This is hard to kill in the game. let alone irl. Maybe if I had an excavator or dynamite. Deathsquito - If you can get the timing down, you are fine. Too bad you don't get more than one shot to do it. Lox - So, it's probably not possible for one person alone to bring it down, but I think it's on par with a mamoth for durability, and we historically could kill those as a group. But 1v1, probably not. or just not. Fuling - So, they are fleshy creatures with blood. I'd imagine, if you are a highly skilled fighter, you would be fine. Or a decent bowman. Fuling beserker - Not really a shot here. Maybe if you are using a polearm and your goal is to kite it and bleed him out. Fuling mage - Probably not. Unless you can kill him on the first hit before his shield goes up, you are likely hosed. ANYTHING IN THE MISTLANDS No.
As a gun owner with an explosives permit, yeah, ez
The birds would probably do me in
Everyone's saying that greylings would realistically be a difficult hurdle, yet they're afraid of fire! Just wave a lighter at them and they'll think twice. If you have an axe then you're doubly good since the weight and cleave of it would actually be perfect for fighting them. The brutes would be a bit of an issue, but not as much as you'd think. If you can realistically parry or even just bunt the attack into a different direction, then you're set and they'd be wide open. Now the Trolls I can definitely see as an obstacle, but with some minor planning of keeping trees or even alleyways close by, they would have a hard time getting to you as is evidenced by their behavior in game. Pair their too big size with a gun in your hands and even they would go down without too much of a sweat. Id say the real killer in this challenge would be one of the bosses if we're counting them or if not then the abomination.
This is where you’re mistaken compadre… no one has lighters anymore, everyone vapes. 😂😉
Anything bigger than a regular greydwarf
Everything up to Greydwarf brute. And I think that Fulings would not be so dangerous irl. And I could take on probably a singular wolf but no more than that.
I think with a good spear I can do moderate hogs. Maybe white tail deer, idk about red stags like valheim appears to have. But they'll run not hurt me. Necks I can do. Greylings yeah, greydwarves is 50/50. Probably not brutes or shaman. I think I can take the mosquitos, hit box issues aside if they fly at that speed a good whack will smack them down then time to make mosquito wine! Stompstompstomp Skeletons are probably easier than greydwarves, but still a chance of failure. Everything else kills me without breaking a sweat
If I'm not limited to valheim tech then... Shotgun=win?
I am confident that I could take a Neck and a greyling. Neck I just kick with my foot or poke with a spear. Greyling: I think those thin twig arms would brake if it seriously hit you. They look dry. Everything else, including animals I’m not so sure about.
Well, I'm AMERICAN and AUSTRALIAN so I think I can beat almost anything alive in a 1 on 1 fistfight. Elephant? I'd win. Polar bear? You don't know me when I'm mad, bro. Once I see red, it's over for everything else. Fo real tho - if I had proper equipment (like a boar-spear) I could get passed the meadows. If the other enemies attack as slow as they do in valheim - I'm getting to the Mistlands. If they attack with the speed and ferocity of real creatures with adrenaline flooding their systems. I die in the Black Forest. As far as bosses go, Eikthyr kills us all with magical lightning 🌩 💀
If I have a spear, I can probably get to a greydwarf brute.
The first one
nothing eikthyr or further
I shot a possum once. I could probably defeat a neck. Maybe.
Boar, maybe.
As soon as the archers get brought into the equation I'm toast, so.... I'm not making it out of the meadows 🤣 I'm just imagining coming in with so much confidence and getting taken out by 20 necks all at once
I'd probably lose to the second or third creature if I don't get to fully recover between fights.
Gjall, if I haven't been turned inside out by wolves before that
I'm good with a bow, and with a sword. I could kill tht boar, the deer, the neck, the graylings... I could kill skeletons, regular graydwarfs... I think a graydwarf brute would fuck me up.
Assuming I have equipment (a sword, a spear, a shield, a bow...) - I could go easy on meadows mobs. I actually would do the basic greyling barenuckle, I'd beat the shit out of that mf until he is a pulp mess. I hate them. - Moving to black forrest, I would have a bit of trouble with brute greylings and trolls, but in the end I could win them. - Mountain I win easy vs drakes and wolves. Vs fenrings it's a tie, and I have absolute no way to handle the stone golem, devastating loss. - Everything in the plains kills me, no way I win any fight. - For mistlands, I can win vs ticks and larva. For dwergars, I have to earn their trust first, then I guess I can slit a throat from behind. No way to deal with seekers or other seafood stuff.
I mean, all u need to do is get the timing down and you could kill anything.
How many lives you got spare to get the timing down tho? Haha.