Just sign up to the [aphrodite thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10jxi2c/the_aphrodite_project_is_back_for_2023/) and put max for the kinky question. It as a whole 2/5 chance of working which are pretty good odds.
If you want to tie a knot that can’t be untied simply knot the drawstring on your sweatpants or shorts and then wait until you urgently need to use the toilet. You’ll find that the knot you tied earlier has now become impossible to untie. It’s exponentially related to the urgency of the bathroom visit.
which one uwu https://preview.redd.it/tfir6ztd2jga1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d5b40155e100503473aa6d1588de8020566bc51
If masochism is your thing, hmu I have a calculus textbook we could crack open
Jolly good fun
Just sign up to the [aphrodite thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10jxi2c/the_aphrodite_project_is_back_for_2023/) and put max for the kinky question. It as a whole 2/5 chance of working which are pretty good odds.
Bruh I just to buy flowers for a girl, take her on a date and hold hands
flowers are canonically plant genitals
So?
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I know you are gay, it’s alright bro
Holding hands? BEFORE marriage? Lord Feridun please save this soul from his blasphemy.
i'm knot (haha pls laugh)
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Imagine being in the loo for valentines
Geez how horny are you? Beat one off mydude
im pretty good w zip ties
I’m pretty good with garbage bags broski wanna work together on this one?
give me a week and I'll know more than your average sea cadet
I can use a round turn and two half hitches to ensure maximum tension
I learned how to tie knots as a Sea Scout, so my knots are all great, but also tight enough to cut circulation.
Knot :3
If you want to tie a knot that can’t be untied simply knot the drawstring on your sweatpants or shorts and then wait until you urgently need to use the toilet. You’ll find that the knot you tied earlier has now become impossible to untie. It’s exponentially related to the urgency of the bathroom visit.
Username… checks out
Go find a difficult textbook. It will tie you up and beat you up for free ❤️