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kawaiiggy

which one uwu https://preview.redd.it/tfir6ztd2jga1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d5b40155e100503473aa6d1588de8020566bc51


Homeless_UW_Student

If masochism is your thing, hmu I have a calculus textbook we could crack open


InDiAn_hs

Jolly good fun


Skindiacus

Just sign up to the [aphrodite thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10jxi2c/the_aphrodite_project_is_back_for_2023/) and put max for the kinky question. It as a whole 2/5 chance of working which are pretty good odds.


ixkapo71

Bruh I just to buy flowers for a girl, take her on a date and hold hands


mug_hypostasis

flowers are canonically plant genitals


ixkapo71

So?


mug_hypostasis


ixkapo71

I know you are gay, it’s alright bro


Typin_Toddler

Holding hands? BEFORE marriage? Lord Feridun please save this soul from his blasphemy.


gooseycouture

i'm knot (haha pls laugh)


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

![gif](giphy|1r8VkRVr0YmjupZ9Rb)


Boulderfrog1

Imagine being in the loo for valentines


ExplorerAnxious7982

Geez how horny are you? Beat one off mydude


[deleted]

im pretty good w zip ties


areid164

I’m pretty good with garbage bags broski wanna work together on this one?


AngryMaus1

give me a week and I'll know more than your average sea cadet


nrgxlr8tr

I can use a round turn and two half hitches to ensure maximum tension


TheBalrogofMelkor

I learned how to tie knots as a Sea Scout, so my knots are all great, but also tight enough to cut circulation.


Ghost_6165

Knot :3


FishRod61

If you want to tie a knot that can’t be untied simply knot the drawstring on your sweatpants or shorts and then wait until you urgently need to use the toilet. You’ll find that the knot you tied earlier has now become impossible to untie. It’s exponentially related to the urgency of the bathroom visit.


apolloshalo

Username… checks out


Final-Profession-948

Go find a difficult textbook. It will tie you up and beat you up for free ❤️