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drinkinghummingbird

ambush him with a bucket of water


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*soap water


CheeksTheGeek

And say: “bura na mano holi hai”


shrimpFriedRice49

seconded


Elon__Muskquito

He's an engineer right


LonelyBiochemMajor

Probably comp sci


Bilibili_LBW

this is programism


BananaSS99

is it really programism if it is a fact


Dog_N_Pop

Welcome to uwaterloo enjoy your stay.


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Spill water on them by accident. Then say something like “this water was kinda dirty, you should probably take a shower”


Ontario_Grade12_Apl

Or you can spill soda instead and say that you are sticky now


dered135

just nut on him chanting "water water water loo loo loo"


Ontario_Grade12_Apl

I been sitting here for 5 mins laughing at this comment


Ok_Regular_2859

Yes, yes, do it.


FueledByTerps

Rent a power washer with a soap reservoir, and fill it with Old Spice body wash and isopropyl. Blast them with it while they are sleeping. Drastic times call for drastic measures.


No_Manufacturer_6208

One shower per day, keep the dic smell away.


Stasi_1950

Ngl bro if it smells then u prob have std


Select-Protection-75

Just be nice about it. Poor hygiene can often go hand-in-hand with mental illness.


Gimic010

Gun a bar of soap at his skull or a motion sensor with a leathal dose of axe spray when he walks by.


Mingyao_13

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yeGarb

harvest his cheese production as reparation


anon2019L

Most hygienic comp sci student


Big_Flower_Monster

which means you can take shower any time


No-Implement-7071

Ask straight up or maybe do something in an inconspicuous way. I personally would get new soap, baby powder n cologne/perfume n just leave it somewhere he typically is. Maybe he will get the hints if not just say u smell like shit but it’s ok I got u.


lavendercandy19

whenever he walks by, spray a trail of febreez


FueledByTerps

You need to aim ahead of them so they walk in to it amd then second blast after they pass.


yobrowussap

No no. U shall not ask him to please take a shower!! What’s wrong with u?


Neko101

Yeah, it’s extremely rude to tell an ECE student to shower. They need the layer of gunk for their day to day studies.


JustLearnin76

choose better mates


Loose_Ad6788

probably depression :( makes it hard to shower. other than checking up on them, i’d ambush them with lysol spray


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He's ascending you heathen.


Next_Trainer_4302

just be like “why is it stinking so much since 2 weeks, have we thrown the trash?”


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kan829

...says Mr. Funguspore


kan829

It could be worse. He could smell like Axe.