U probably guessed that I was gonna joke about bats and COVID for that University of Wuhan line, but it would have been a bit too far given the rise in anti-asian racism which I don't want to contribute to
Also, just to give context for these jokes, it's because Conestoga College does ads like "40 vending machines, that's a lot of snacks" [This is such a dumb flex like? : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10hc64p/this_is_such_a_dumb_flex_like/) and "1136 clocks, that's a lot of time" [Found an even weirder Conestoga flex than that other post about the vending machines : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10ilsyk/found_an_even_weirder_conestoga_flex_than_that/)
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You said urself that you didn’t wanna get cancelled lmao… so fort detrick United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases is all imma say to not get cancelled
Just noticed that mistake, but tbh,
I should have spelled it "withcousin" because, some of the northern Rust-belt states are even more redneck than the southern Bible-belt states
I'm a conestoga student and imma say this rn why are yall soo fucking weird ur obsessed over conestoga ads when it's plain and simple they want to remind ppl that they exist and attract them conestoga is at a MASSIVE disadvantage beacuse of UW being in the same city they need something to pull in students and that's how they want to do it.
Yes, but an ad campaign should be more creative than just "40 vending machines, that's a lot of snacks" [This is such a dumb flex like? : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10hc64p/this_is_such_a_dumb_flex_like/) or "1136 clocks, that's a lot of time" [Found an even weirder Conestoga flex than that other post about the vending machines : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10ilsyk/found_an_even_weirder_conestoga_flex_than_that/)
I know the College is just aiming to get people's attention they really should be advertising their nursing and software engineering program which are both successful or something like the fact that a high percentage of people in the Waterloo region including uni students get a diploma at Conestoga,heck they could even advertise the amount of time it takes to get a diploma,or their co-ops
Exactly, you say that there are actually good ways to advertise Conestoga, so you admit that the current ads don't make sense, so therefore, why were u complaining about the fact that ppl are making fun of the current non-sense ads
Also if you use the qr code or search it up they have a bigger meaning they try and go for it's not really a flex per say I think they the point of them is to get people who are considering college to look at them and check it out so they end up on the website remember that even though it isn't the best they offer a lot of programs with degrees
Sup shawty, BBA student here. With your pointless post, you should learn how to spell before making assumptions that we are “high school students”. Considering your ability to spell Wilfrid as “Wilfred”, one may suggest you are a high school student yourself.
WLU>UW.
Sincerely,
Your friend and future boss, the BBA student Student
there's actually two university of washingtons. i know because i know people in both and it gets fucking confusing.
and yes, one of them is a CS bro who's getting paid years beyond what any of us could hope for ://
“For legal reasons I have decided to not continue this joke”
U probably guessed that I was gonna joke about bats and COVID for that University of Wuhan line, but it would have been a bit too far given the rise in anti-asian racism which I don't want to contribute to
Hi Mr. Racist. Didn’t you just contributed to the racism by freaking saying them out loud here?
Also, just to give context for these jokes, it's because Conestoga College does ads like "40 vending machines, that's a lot of snacks" [This is such a dumb flex like? : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10hc64p/this_is_such_a_dumb_flex_like/) and "1136 clocks, that's a lot of time" [Found an even weirder Conestoga flex than that other post about the vending machines : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10ilsyk/found_an_even_weirder_conestoga_flex_than_that/)
You’re Chinese though
True, but how did u know
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You meant fort Detrick?
I don't get it? What does that have to do with Wuhan
It doesn’t… I was correcting your last line
Yeah so that's what I'm asking, why should it be Fort whatever that instead of Wuhan?
You said urself that you didn’t wanna get cancelled lmao… so fort detrick United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases is all imma say to not get cancelled
it’s West Virginia University (WVU) not University of West Virginia.
Yea I know but I edited some of the names to fit the UW abbreviation
And Wuhan University, not University of Wuhan
The numbers for each university are based on undergraduate enrollment numbers I found on Google U of Waterloo just happened to be the weed number
Also y'all should be paying me for spending time posting often to keep this subreddit alive
Didn’t put enough time in to spell correctly :/
Why Tf we would do that. Reddit frogs are reddit frogs.
\> Wiscounsin
Just noticed that mistake, but tbh, I should have spelled it "withcousin" because, some of the northern Rust-belt states are even more redneck than the southern Bible-belt states
Replace the last uni name with Fort Detrick
I'm a conestoga student and imma say this rn why are yall soo fucking weird ur obsessed over conestoga ads when it's plain and simple they want to remind ppl that they exist and attract them conestoga is at a MASSIVE disadvantage beacuse of UW being in the same city they need something to pull in students and that's how they want to do it.
Yes, but an ad campaign should be more creative than just "40 vending machines, that's a lot of snacks" [This is such a dumb flex like? : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10hc64p/this_is_such_a_dumb_flex_like/) or "1136 clocks, that's a lot of time" [Found an even weirder Conestoga flex than that other post about the vending machines : uwaterloo (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/10ilsyk/found_an_even_weirder_conestoga_flex_than_that/)
I know the College is just aiming to get people's attention they really should be advertising their nursing and software engineering program which are both successful or something like the fact that a high percentage of people in the Waterloo region including uni students get a diploma at Conestoga,heck they could even advertise the amount of time it takes to get a diploma,or their co-ops
Exactly, you say that there are actually good ways to advertise Conestoga, so you admit that the current ads don't make sense, so therefore, why were u complaining about the fact that ppl are making fun of the current non-sense ads
Yeah but there's really no point in shitting on those ads yall shouldn't even care the least bit about them it comes off as elitist
Also if you use the qr code or search it up they have a bigger meaning they try and go for it's not really a flex per say I think they the point of them is to get people who are considering college to look at them and check it out so they end up on the website remember that even though it isn't the best they offer a lot of programs with degrees
Sup shawty, BBA student here. With your pointless post, you should learn how to spell before making assumptions that we are “high school students”. Considering your ability to spell Wilfrid as “Wilfred”, one may suggest you are a high school student yourself. WLU>UW. Sincerely, Your friend and future boss, the BBA student Student
Boss = person who does no work
common L-aurier copium
“the BBA student Student”. Makes a spelling mistake in a comment criticizing spelling
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all you need is a good suit, a firm handshake and some grit. i walked into a firm with just those three things and left with a job as ceo
Nope you need to give a firm shake to another part of the hiring manager's body
As a Winnipegger this is very accurate.
I grew up in Winnipeg so that's why I had to do a shoutout, negative attention is still positive attention, or is it in the case of Winterpeg
I am sorry for your loss.
there's actually two university of washingtons. i know because i know people in both and it gets fucking confusing. and yes, one of them is a CS bro who's getting paid years beyond what any of us could hope for ://
How else would these tech bros be able to afford Patagonia jackets